Kpw Cdauttftj JJttWir The NEW BERN VOLUME 15 NEW BERN, N. C. 28560, FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 1972 NUMBER 27 Since Donald T. Midyette Is one of our favorite New Bern> ians, we are counting on him to forgive us for repeating this story. Back in the days when the diminutive Oriental native was a student at Atlantic Christian College in Wilson, there was a Clinton youngster enrolled in the same school by the name of Shorty Carter. As a practical Joker, Shorty had few equals, and he would go to great lengths to pull a ridiculous prank. Naturally he got ideas when a traveling pa- tent-medicine peddlei set up shop at one of Wilson’s corner drug stores, and starting sell ing Indian herb juice. Carter purchased a bottle, took it to the campus, and left it on the dresser in his room for a couple of days. Then he went back to the salesman, and proclaimed the wonders that herb Juice had done for him. "It cured me of every thing", drooled Shorty, "it’s marvelous, simply marvel ous.’’ The Juice man, anxious to capitalize on this bountiful en thusiasm, asked the student if he would be ^willing to sign a testimonial for use in the lo cal newspaper. Shorty promptly agreed, but Instead of sig-iug his own name he signed Don ald’s. Next day the Wilson Times carried a half page ad, pro claiming with bold headlines that apopular Atlantic Christian youth was simply carried away with Indian herb Juice. Underneath, in lurid detail, it told how Don was infested with Just about every ailment known to man, and got rid of them all with the very first bottle. The miracle had to be so, because Mldyette’s name was signed at the bottom. Don didn’t see the ad him self, not right away. A sour faced biology professor, who maybe could have used some sort of tonic himself, did see the testimonial and called It to Mldyette’s attention on class. When Donald professed ignor ance, the professor gave him a sarcastic going over. Anyone who knows Mldyette’s mild, peace-loving temperament, can imagine how embarrased he was. As soon as he had the chance, he headed for the college library to scrutinize the Wilson Times and see for himself. Somebody had already beaten him to the piqier, and had clipped the ad out. When at last Midyette did lay his hands on a copy of the Times, he well night blew his stack. He hurried to the drug store, but the salesman had left town and nobody knew from nothing. "Maybe I should have sued somebody, ’’ says the local deal er in stocks and bonds, "but I guess it’s Just as well that I didn’t. Mure than a month later, after I had cooled off. Shorty came to me voluntarily and admitted that he was to blame". The gag died a very sliw death. For at least two years after that, Donald was the tar get for good natured ribbing by fellow students, and became resigned to the nickname of Herb Juice. More lmiortant than the kid ding was the high esteem he was (Continued on page 8) VARIETY VACATIONLAND—The Lost Colony on splendor of Autumn approaches at Clingman*s Dome our Outer Banks has rung down its curtain, but the in Great Smoky Mountains National Park.

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