June 11, 1982 page 6
I, Eric Roush, being of sound mind, do hereby
bequea'th my sexual prowess to Sid Stafford, and my
handkerchiefs to David Kemper.
I, Richard Saccoccia, being of sound mind, do
hereby bequeath my curve ball to K. Scott.
I, Ami Shah, being of small mind and not much
body do hereby bequeath my copy of "1001 Ways to Stay
Out of Trouble", a junior to talk to till 1:00 am, a
roommate as great as mine is, my ability to consume
intoxicating beverages in a wise and mature manner, and
a year long invitation to visit me a Carolina to Chris
Stanley. To the rest of the Junior Class I leave one
heckuva senior year. Have fun Guys!
I, Gerry Sherman, being of sound mind, do hereby
bequeath all my red hair after the Naval Academy shaves
it off to anybody who will give it a good home; answers
to the name of red.
I, Ellis Smith, being of sound mind, do hereby
bequeath all my love, affection, and desire to S.J.
I, Melanie Smith, being of sound mind, do hereby
bequeath the car, good food, and sleep I wish I'd had
to Dhruva Sen-my favorite little Indian and a fellow
Wilsonian.
I, Christopher Staffa, being of sound mind, do
hereby bequeath my dodecaicosahedron to Kevin Bartkovich
on the condition that he find an expression for its volume
in terms of its side.
I, Lisa Carol Sykes, being of sound mind, do hereby
bequeath my Harlequin Romances to Dr. Miller so that he
can truly define "Romance"; and we, Lisa Sykes, Lois
Thornburg, and Anita Warner, being of one mind and three
bodies do hereby bequeath our blender to Elizabeth Heritage
and Cammie Graham so that they may contiue the milkshake
making tradition.
I, Vicki Tatum, being of sound mind and smiling face,
do hereby bequeath the smiles from 4th period because we
had an itch to Beth Timson and her smiling face.
I, Lois Thornburg, being of sound mind, do hereby
bequeath a case of Boone's farm "Tickle Pink" to Dr.
Barr and my long legs to Dr. Miller.
I, Chip Tillman, being of sound mind, do hereby
bequeath a few headaches, a few heartaches, and a
satisfying job to Dhruva, Doug, and Adam.
I, Shauna Tilly, being of sound mind, do hereby
bequeath the most prestigious place in the wind ensemble,
my bassoon, and all my moldy reeds, to Brian Wall, so that
he may squawk as well as I did.
I, Ward Travis, leave a cryptogram: the word "and"
occurs four times:
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OEQMB HUFBO EGVSZ UPUIP TFXIP IBWFX SPOHF ENFJO NFNPS
JBNJO GFSOP SVN
I, Karon Uzzell, being of sound mind, do hereby
bequeath seven cold showers a day to Diane Barber
because she needs them.
I, Sherri Lynn Vesalga, of questionable mind and
bod, do hereby bequeath my $20.00 box which came with
a free blow dryer to Stixrkle and my well-deserved?
"Quietest" award to the terror twins, Rita and Lynn.
I, Pencil Watkins, being of sound mind, do hereby
bequeath the spirit of running to Kurt Indemaur, and
the essence of poetry to Regina Dobson.
I, Tonya Lea Weathersbee, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath to Chuck Brown all the wild times
he can handle and all the Carolina girls he can stand, to
Cammie Graham many late night talks and homemade applesauce,
to Elizabeth Herritage all the "Chemistry" and late nights
at Zack's, to Beverly Way all the Roses and Tom Petty, and
lastly to E.H., K.S., and M.C. all the window jumps and
7;45 troubles possible because I won't have that curfew again.
I, Andrea Wisner, being of sound mind?, do hereby
' bequeath all my fans among the juniors to Susan Woodhouse.