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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT
I, Joe Seeger, b&ing of sound mind and body,
do hereby bequeath Hardee's hamburgers to Chris
Dumas; my thanks and admiration to the faculty,
staff, and administration; a sense of humor to
Gene Edwards; as much wire as they want to Chris
Sites and Ed Johnson; a longer pair of shorts to
Paige Walend; and me and my love to Donna.
I, Luke Setzer, being of deranged mind but
sound body, do hereby bequeath my civil vocabulary
to Barry Spence; and to George Burton, my habit of
working my tail off on ridiculous non-academic
projects, hoping that he'll ignore his senior
studies as much as I have.
I, Fred Slocum, being of not-so-sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath the Steinway grand to
David Fu and Heath Hart; my incredible Frisbee
skills to Mark Inman and Doo Won Suh; my Judas
Priest and Quiet Riot albums to Joey Gottman for
his enjoyment; and my chess skills to Jill, John,
Petro and Phil (Good luck next year 1).
I, Lisa Smith, being of sound mind and body,
do hereby bequeath my worn-out brdige cards to
Christina and Bartkovich; and my calculus book to
whatever poor, lost in math, soul needs it most
(and to that soul, my sincerest prayers and wishes
for success).
I, Will Sneden, being of sound mind and body,
do hereby bequeath my "bridge god" status and title
of Hill House Porchsitter to Ty Lowry; the tree in
front of 1908 to Swak and Mel; my "Swedishness" to
Eric Peterson; and 4th quarter to Paige.
I, Wayne Sparks, being of sound mind and body,
do hereby bequeath an added ability to party
without punishment to Margie, Marie and Sharon;
more utility room experiences to George; a
girlfriend to Chuck; guns, beauthful women,
outrageous lies and my sensitivity to Jeff; and my
place in the senior class as well as my ability to
stay in it to Jeff.
I, Lisa Speight, being of sound mind and body,
do hereby bequeath another wonderful year of French
to Gina Huber.
I, Yessic Spencer, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my Blue book to Tab; my
Kiyah to Sara; my supply of trip pills to Sweet
Pea and Pep; my size thirteens to Rachel; a clear
bill to Nancy; Y.C. for Michele; and I leave
good memories and the junior behind...I'11 miss
you!
I, Chris Stanard, being of mellow mind and
cool breeze, do hereby bequeath my "How to Prepare
for the GED" to Geoff Davis; five turntables and a
DMX mixer to Willie Lawrence; $1,000,000 to Maxine
Shaw; all my comic books to Frank Yue; some ice
tea to Karen McCall; and a birthday without rain
to Elizabeth Lang and Nancy Proctor.
I, Deon Strickland, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my natural tan to Mike
Taylor; second semester schedule to Rachel Levy;
position as "keeper of the keys" to Paige and
Liesl; and a great senior year to our junior
class.
I, Craig Steffee, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath puns to my unwittingly
denatured teachers; my balsa wood "children" to
Dr. Braughn Taylor; my Genesis/Phil loyalty to
every other lonely Man on the Corner; "No Reply at
All" to the apathy others have shown me; and the
Afterglow to anyone who would follow me against all
odds.
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I, Jeanne Stockert, being of tired mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my rebellious nature
(which I do have but am generally too wimpy to use)
to the Class of '85. Use it wisely and well!
I, David Theil, being of sound mind and body,
to hereby bequeath my unpunished Level violations
to Chris Chantiles; my superior Air Band abilities
to all the babes; my excellent window view to Tab
Hunter; my humane treatment of juniors to Kim C.;
and a severe lightning storm the next time he uses
his P.A. system to Sam K.
I, Kimberly Thompson, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my running shoes to Jeff
Babb and George Burton (keep on jogging, guys); my
appetite to Chuck Levister (to gain weight); and
my soccer position to Jill Wright to carry on the
tradition of short halfbacks.
I, Dan Todd, being of sound mind and body, do
hereby bequeath my cUaility to sleep in a bathtub at
the Carolina Duke (in case he ever needs it) to Ray
Blue; and to Dr. 0, the Fig, Petro, and Tab
Hunter, my omnipotent wisdom (or lack thereof).
I, Anthony Tucker, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my D.J.ing ability to
Willie Lawrence, a.k.a., "Beaker"; my dancing
ability and E.T. cup to Eric Sanders; my jar of
dill pickles to Teresa Dunlap; and my best wishes
to the Class of 1985.
I, Marlei Walton, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my undying thanks and a
big part of my heart to Jaema; a bottle of Old
Spice, a month of Mondays, and a special dream with
love to Eric; "the smile" to Jennifer, Steve and
Fred; an old teddybear wearing a blue towel to
David; and the memories of many experiences, lots
of love, and the bottom bunk in college to Julnar.
I, Greta Watts, being of sound mind and body,
do hereby bequeath my "horse" and ability to "get
out of Dodge" to Cherry1; my logic to Michele; my
ability to "tripp" to Darryl; my endurance to
Anthony; my gratitude to my family; and my
strength and courage to John and Kenny.
I, Pam Whiting, being of sound mind and body,
do hereby bequeath the Time-Warp tradition to Jeff
Cherry; Mrs. Wilson to Chris Connelly; my senior
slackness to Gen Phifer; and my savage tan to
Leigh Aderhold.
I, Robert Wiethe, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my C- in French (as he has
probably never had one before) to Geoff Davis; my
first name to James R. Sutton; and some magazines
to help him grow up to Brandon Hill.
I, Daren Williams, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my "babe-pulling"
techniques to Darryl Belle; my barbering skills to
Juanele Storey and Eric Schmitt; my bud cans to
Ravi and Tom; my dirty underwear to Mark and
Scott; and my best wishes to Maxine, Apryle,
Willie, William, Hill and Eric S.
I, Jennie Woosley, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my Pooh bear to Ho; my
trash can to Heather and Susan; a red bow tie to
Michael; luck to 1st Beall in all their endeavors;
and advice to 1st Beall's next DA (Take it and
smile, it's all worthwhile).
I, Angela Womack, being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my second semester senior
class schedule (all nine classes) to the entire
junior class; and all the voice scholarships he
desires to Andy Thomas. (cont. on page 16)