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I, Marcela Musgrove of absent-mindedness do
come down to earth long enough to bequeath the
following: to Malu- a Nobel Prize and a sauna; to
Eunice-Newton’s Prindpia; to Jen, A Student’s Guide
to the Persian Gulf War (en Francais, bien sur); to
Jeremy, my shredded napkins so you can finally learn
how to do it right; to Penny- espero que te diviertes
con el 69-31 en arroz:); to Hsiao-1, purple Jello; to
Adam and Scott- lots of mace and suntan lotion; to
4th Bryan, Is There Life After D&Dl; to 1st Hill, an
endless supply of toilet paper; to Cormette, keep up
your dynamic 1/2 mv^2; tojudy, Mark, & Crystal-
keep Dr. Church on his toes and have a fim time in
orchestra next year; to Kim C., Bonnie, Artura,
Lynne&Jason and Tonya, “Keep Smiling”; to
Heather, Letita, & the VAX(i.e. Anna)- many
thanks for helping me get through these past two
years; and to everybody, especially those 1 have left
out, good luck in the future and live happily ever
after!
1, Christine Muth, being of sound mind and body,
do hereby bequeath the fpllowinp: to Ivan Soon, our
embryo; ‘to‘Jessica;' KfercHdht’s'Mill'?btid*j;fcut: bniy if
she lets me visit); to Judy, our stand and our back-up
pencil; to Crystal C., physics homework and lunch in
the cafeteria; to Ananda, the tango; to Katie,
“breedin’ and grievin’”, the four P’s and spray cheese;
to Matt, Happening memories; and to Elizabeth, the
hat.
I, Brooke McRae, being of sound mind and body
do hereby leave the following: To Chrislyn King, I
leave a case of champagne and a grove of grapefruit
trees. To Mary Kiesau, I leave a hot tub to soak her
aching bones. To Mary Lynn, I leave a mountain
named after her. To Heather, I leave a place that
looks like the print 1 gave her. To Krys Brown, 1 leave
an MTV special on the Red Hot Chili Peppers. To all
five of them, I leave my friendship and love, our
memories, and an open invitation to Davidson
anytime. To Allison Monahan, 1 leave a trip to
Harden, a caramel sundae, a dog catcher and ankle
protectors, and a weekend away ftom here next year.
To Chris Cox, 1 leave a hug and something sweet. To
Priscilla Bailey, 1 leave no wrecks and a Christmas
Break like the last one. To Rebecca and Maurine, I
leave a big hairy buffalo and a guest room at Phi Delta
Theta. To Razi, 1 leave a hat that never needs to be
fixed. To Rob Collins, 1 leave a tree branch to swing
ftom, a couple of great waves, and a smile. Last and
least, to Hermann Wendorf, I leave a picnic table,
filled with splinters, some matches to bum it with,
and a new meaning for the X in his middle name.
I, Ryn Nasser, simply being, do leave these nice
things to these people: Ryan- Rook cards and a ride
to Carolina; Carolyn- Oodles, lots of rocks, and a BIG
bottle of shampoo; Blythe- the inner light and phi;
Matt-snow; Jon- my calculator and no piece of sliced
bread; Raine- thanks for all the advice; Kevin-
Wyche (reclaim it!); Nic- Tarot cards, my dinosaur
poster, and a jalapeno pizza; Nancy- a Walkman,
good food, much friendship, and a promise to visit;
Amber- a herring, a stone bridge (oh yeah), a hall to
walk down, green things, dead people’s funerals,
Quayle trivia, the biggest room and stickiest loft,
bottles of water, much luck in the future, and a big
BAAAAA!; and to Steve, a family-sized tube, a
toaster oven, splintered wood, Jurassic Park, chili,
surprises and a secret, a very informative book, and all
my thanks for the wonderful song. To you I also give
my undying love, my life, and myself.
I, Brent Neal, being of little mind, do leave the
following: To Dwight S., I leave Third West; To Jay
L., I leave two peanuts and all the dark secluded
places on campus on the condition that he never
mentions peanuts again.; To Jeremy S., I leave an
autographed copy of the Necronomiconi To Jason E., I
leave a big stick to whip the rising juniors into shape.;
To Aaron, I leave the mischieviousness I gave up to
be a DA(as if he needs it); To Steve and Alex, I leave
better seats at the next RusfT concert; I leave my seat
in Advanced Physics to whoever wants it.; I leave Joe
D. a real computer.; To Ebea, I leave all my old
clarinet reeds, so that she might become a fungus
farmer.; And to Laura G., I leave Jay (It’s not my
fault, really!)
I, Jennifer Neale, of totally uncorrupted and
Puritanical mind, do hereby will my body to the
TWM cafeteria (well, it would be an improvement).
In addition to this magnanimous gesture, I leave to
Jill: every possessed Henna package she ever thought
to attack me with; Suzanne:'a town with a
McDonalds + one VERY LARGE phone bill;
Wendy: your yellow scissors, which are presently
bonding with Jill’s calculator (didn’t know I had it did
you Jill?); Eunice: a MASSIVE bear hug; Lorraine:
the absolute value of my room’s cleanliness level;
Marcela: “The Feminist Mystique”; Hunter: ditto;
Kat: a “Search” for HER favorite annoying earrings;
Sharon: a 4- year supply of my presence; Kelly + Sara:
a crowbar; Simone: a matriarch (well 1 had to give
her to SOMEBODY); Pricilla + Teri: an interminable
devotion to the Republican party; Misch: the one
thing Tiggers (and Michelles) do best; and to Penny,
my anal-retentive plastic computer cover, a solemn
wish for thorough “blanket protection,” and a pillow
that kisses back.
1, Claudia Newman, being now of Tarheel mind
and body, must leave what I have acquired at S&M.
To Mary 1 leave late night talks, laughs, and memo
ries of our double date with those tall guys. Have fun
next year. I’ll be back to rescue you. To Priscilla I
leave memories of a great school and a ride to UNC
anytime you want one. To Diana, I leave a key to
Hill 2l0 because the door won’t always be unlocked.