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unmentioned ones of my happiness, i wish for your success, for the world to be yours gleaming green in the sun the one sun that we will always be under together 1, Vanessa Venable, being on the brink of insanity, hereby leave, to those people who have made my life here intolerable and thoroughly sickenir^, a one way ticket to Hades. To those people who cooled my temper before the above people became injured, 1 leave my gratitude, friendship, and love. To the remaining minority students, 1 leave the one drop of patience and understanding 1 have left To the future leaders of AUt), I leave my dreams of unity among all African-Americans on this campus. To. Mrs. M. I leave my couch, so that the Y and R tradition can continue along with our lunch special. Finally, to anyone brave enough, I leave my half of Nakia’s and my sick sense of humor. We, Sharon and Sheri, being of blond and no minds, respectively, do hereby bequeath the following to the following (got that?): Justin C, birkenstocks and the negative; Jill and Kera, ickypoos, slugs, stars, and good hair days; Teri, 2 good friends, chem parties and infinite hugs; Nancy and Jeremy, one loud- slamming bio lab door; Jeannette, nest year’s hall t- shirts and banners, have fun! To Brett, more long talks about life; Penny a bus ticket to Cornell! To Dawn D., our love and thanks and one NCAA Wolfpack championship; Sandy S. a million thanks; Kevin C., a one-step lesson in how to wiggle it (just a little bit!) and a peaceful year without us; Simone, a good volleyball game and lots of good food. To Kerry, no wierdos who stare at you in class; Steams and John, pillows for all your classes; John L., love, thanks and Sharon’s address; Ande B. a magic potion to cure guy problems; Ruffin, a social life. To Sheri from Sharon ,a lifetime’s supply of carpetbuggers and country music; Sharon from Sheri, a roommate just like me! . I, Brian Warren, being of more sound mind than body, do hereby bequeath the following to: 3E’s rising seniors, my knowledge of 31-molar Kool-Aid; Albert, the Aston Martin and license to kill; Laura, the second degree of superdelegatenessosity (now that I have the third) and the remains of 100 Greek philosophers; Kate, nothing much, since she’s “going to be dead for a long time”; Nic, the tme story of the junior conspiracy and 117 Kool-Aid Points; Mary, SPiW, lots of it; Jeff, those 162 smoldering corpses; and Jeanette, the mortal remains of 2 German philosophers (I meant to leave 100, but most of their egos haven’t realized their mortality), and forgiveness (so she doesn’t kill me for saving the best for last). I, Matt Welsh, leave: To Nat, my Pixies poster; To Lee, some of my hair; To John K, Dah Schpoon; To Jon, M, and Steve: A fetus with Halo tatooed on it; To Mark, a roommate; To Jeremy Lestat, *quack*; To Scott and Ben, the VAX and RT (take good care of them!); To Joe, a bigger toilet plunger; To Brian, a bigger hug; To Kelly, Un Chien Andalusia, as always; To Samir, a camping trip; To Eric, IRS Elk Panic; To Lulu, my ID card; To Kate, a small walrus; To Pam, A Dr. Pepper; To Chuck, an “extension” (whatever YOU say); To Dr. Kolena; a backprop network; To Robbie, TWEESTER; To Waverly, a large collection of duck feathers; To Wyche, some graffitti; To Todd, well I have 30 or so words left to fill so I’ll give you a car, a puppy, a lifetime supply of Milk Bone Dog Biscuits (TM) and a memberdiip to your fevcrite health club, some real socks, and a lifesize portrait of John Patty’s tongue; and to anyone I’ve forgotten, well, um... BAM! I, Greg Werner, leave everything to Todd Sullivan, in hopes that I may gain favor in the eyes of the coolest mortal alive. I, Scott Westbrook, of stressed out, firazzled and glad to be graduating mind, bequeath the following: to Rachel Lugo, a belt; to Alexia, dark tanning lotion and the “Guide to Being Ethnic”; to Fab, a pair of clogging shoes and some Kool-aid; to Paul Holloman, the next gtfJ I decide to like (just kidding); to Brad Best, a great senior year to make up for this one; to Mary L, a shadow; to David Ford, some hat wax; to Diana Jordan, a splash in the Bio-pond; to Anisha, the name “Goulash”; to Kristie Karloff, a love slap; to Mike Holmes, the right girl; to Priscilla, a lifelong friend from Randleman; to Heather Ward, an Oscar; to Melvin Farland, hopes of another hall as good as this year’s; to a few RA’s, a life; to all the girls I know and love, a big hug; and to the seniors, a diploma, beach week, and memories of high school and NCSSM. I, E)anica Williams, being of sound mind and wonderful, body, do hereby bequeath the following items to these important young ladies: To Fab, I leave a peace of mind, weekends at Wake, and a set of pom poms of your own. To Alex, I leave THE PACKAGE. To 007,1 leave a license to Ho. To the rest of you juniors. See ya’... Wouldn’t want to be ya’. I, Wayne Williams, bequeth the c/o 1993, survival tips, learned from my mistakes. Make your dreams come true and don’t complain when things don’t go as planned. Practice what you preach. Talk to the faculty members like Terry and Debra; they just might be some of your closest, reliable friends. Fellas, be strong, crafty, and persistent with the ladies of NCSSM. They are all those things and more. Be careful or the woman of your dreams will slip through your fingers! Afrikans Unified, remember it’s all about brotherhood and citizenship. Gospel choir, more power to ya’! Dorm assistants, gather a bunch of patience, tolerance, and understanding — you’ll need it to make it through the year. Pep squad, you got it goin’ on! Harambee, if you don’t help stir things up on campus, who will? Fourth Bryan M.O.B., you’re the real Men of Bryan! All in all, I wish the juniors a happy and enjoyable senior year at S&M. I, Amy E. Wilson, anticipating my departure from our beloved NCSSM, do hereby leave the following gifts to my cherished friends: to Darcie Smith- my Duke Cups and Duke Boxer Shorts; to Amitha Reddy- many boxes of oreos; to Bonnie Seigler- my rug because your chair rolls on it and it fits the room; to Jennifer Hinson- an icepack for your leg and a surefire “monogamous relationship test”; to Anitra McRae- hope, there is always hope; to Meredith Law- lots of fist and a rah-rah cheer and jump; to Stephanie Lockhart- a reminder; Don’t forget! 8:00!; to Ananda Bethea- C-beans, a pink visor, and a book of cute French phrases; to Taneya Koonce- quarters and envelopes; to the NCSSM rah-rahs- the memorable question: where is that high school in Whiteville?; and lastly, I leave my love to everyone. All this is from Chuck Wri|^ Qiiun, Pagan, Martel, and Ran, not to mention Pardo: Brian, you get the wei^t room. Scott, you get the Karate club. Lee, you get to be DM. Mark, you get the comic book industry. Kile, you get new wrestlir^ shoes. And maybe some unnamed junior next year will actually know how to throw a discus. To all my senior friends. I’ll see you in the afterlife. And to Amy, I’ve already given you all I can. Others may have one quality in common with me, but you ate the only one who knows me completely. I love you, and I’ll be sure to come back to haimt you whenever I can. I, “CHEEZY” David Young, do hereby leave the following: To the future late night posse, I leave all my Chinese food (seaweed, jack fruit, prunes, etc.). To Gary Montalvo, I leave my calculus thinking - boy does he need it! To Paul Holloman, I leave my computer expertise - boy does he need it! To Scott Barnes, I leave the name Cheezy and my limp. To whoever takes Advanced Modem Physics, I leave a semester of joy. To Colin Brodsky, I leave my toilet rug. To Andy Rowe, I leave my pencil sharpener. To Vyvyan Sun, I leave a starburst. To Vince Moua, I leave my morals. Finally, to Aileen Chen, I leave a year of hopes and regrets. To Steve Wilfard and Julie Bass I leave The Stentorian.
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