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retaliate; 4th West: intramural domination; Paul H.: a
new church experience and best of wishes; Jennifer
M.: a way to keep track of your ID card; Mary &
Rachel: presidential hand motions; Ananda: a tree;
Darcie: lettuce, ice in your milk, real green, ponder
and live, and the vision of truth in life & the glory of
living in it.
To all the juniors: a year of seniority you’ve toiled
for, college acceptance letters, scholarship rejection
letters, curfews. Find a bright side and look on it.
Don’t let all the happiness you deserve pass you by.
To whatever team ends up drafting Christian “the
almost graduate’’ Laettner, my deepest regrets.
Artura D. Goods’ Last Will and Testament
To the following people I bequeath these things:
Jennifer Robinette...patience, perserverance, and
pervertedness; Natasha Campagnola...all of my cow
memorabilia (after my demise since I would never let
go of it during my lifetime); Kacheckia Heath...all
forms of money ever in my possession; Charlotte
Knight and Nicole Fielder...my title as TV goddess (it
will take both of you to handle the position);
Domecia Davis...my volleyball strength; Lisa
Piekarski...any name you dream of; Ladell
Robbins...all the luck in the world of getting into
Harvard; Diana Jordan...the lost and found box in
East Lounge; Juniors who know me...my visits next
Juniors who do not know me...the chance to clue
in about my identity (really. I’m not as arrogant as I -
seem—I’m worse!); Junior Class...the courage to
pursue and attain all your goals.
Most of all I leave my room to anyone who will
keep it as neat as 1 did (of course, it will be empty). 1
love you all (especially you, Marlene!)
I, Kelly Goss, being of sound mind and body do
To Scott Ogle my little brother all my sisterly love
and all the incoming Junior girls. To Mary L my SAB
headaches, my title as resident blond and my slack
senior schedule. To Rachel, a bikini to layout in, to
Diana and Allison Crayolas, scissors, and glue. To
shannon, allergy medicine and a procrastination
couch, to Kim S my box of Minute Rice. To Kris after
dirmer talks and Carolina weekends. To JP, DN, MS,
HS, KB, BM—^What song did they open with? To^
KB, CS, JP, DN, MS a mirror! To Sonya and Holly,
my love. Let’s take UNC by a storm! Finally to Ben
2/15, 2/19,3/27,3/29, Every bit of my love and I drive
I, Derek Hales, being of sound body and mind do
To Colbert some Nair, a razor, and the Great
Bluedini; to Rebecca a way home; to Lacy some ham
and eggs; to Patrick my notch and a shoot in h— at a
92-93 intramural championship; to Oliver and Mark
C. I’ll just say “it was a classic” maybe you can top it
next year; to Gary a salt lick and a stolen base; to
Bobby “Doughboy” Thapar a little hotchy; to
Heather a LIFE; and lastly to Melissa the Rock
Quarry, a revolver, a pool after 2 a.m., and a warm
bed to sleep in.
I, Brett Hall, do hereby bequeath 3rd B to Darius
and Nick. To my precal group—the best of luck in
Cal and some TI batteries to Mealies. To Dr.
Britton—an amp that almost worked and poromise a
good one later. To Kevin C.—the cool rising seniors
of 3rd and a happy marriage, the track team—a better
discus thrower next year, to all Miller Britliters—the
def. of Hamartia (several times), to NCSSM—thanks
for the last two years and a bright future to all who
enter this insane asylum. To Amy P.— memories and
my best wishes alwasys, and finally to ALL the
seniors—success and happiness in what ever career
you choose and the life ahead. And remember to (as
Miller would say...) to CARPE THE DIEM!
I, Jeremy Hardison, hereby graduating, do leave
To Kevin, racquetball court slots and a deck of
cards. To Dr. W., good luck with his job next year.
To “D.” congrats on the SGA office and good luck in
physics. And finally, to Nick, all the times this year
I, Gina Hayes, being of no mind and sound body
leave Jennifer Nixon the phone, Ronnie, Joe, and all
of the great thiem we have had together. Keep First
Hill straight next year as DA. To Charlotte Knight I
leave all of my softball skills, the pitching mound and
the fourth batting spot. To Alex Thompson I leave
all you clothes; one day I’ll buy some. Also, 1 leave
you all of my men; do with them as you want. To my
Roommate, this year has been great. We have been
through alot and I wish you the best at Wake Forest.
To Dwight, Ladell, and Jodi, don’t corrupt the junior
minds too much and don’t be strangers next year. To
everyone else have a great senior year. Remember:
Have patience. All things are difficult before they
become easy. Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew
more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more;
hate less, love more; and all good things are yours.
I, Mary Herring, being of unsound mind and weary
body do hereby bequeath the following:
To Ground E—memories of long hall meetings,
exploding floor drains and lots of ftxxl! To Jay—a
roomful of Easter grass and a bag of peanuts; To Laura
my position as head female in the male stud squad fan
club; To Jeanette—^flower shopping in the rain and a
place to stay next year; to Bonnie and Jason, best
wishes for great halls and to Crystal W., a really fun
room! To Sarah and Johanna, late nights in RE 2
and big plans for 10th floors! Thanks for beingsuch
wonderful people. To Nicole, lots of toilet paper and
Easter grass, WRRD papers, and lots of snow! To
Christine, late bathrcx)m trips, lots of flowers and of
course the BEST SHOWER!!! To Charles, pieces of
tinsel, “magnetic” personalities, sanity breaks, lots of
constellations and thanks for being such a neat
Being of sound mind and decent body, I, Will
Hipps, wish that upon my graduation these gifts may
be given forth across the campus of NCSSM.
To Rob Vogelbacher I give a real life for he sorely
needs one. To Kyle Clayton I give a good season in
wrestling. To David Klein I give a blowup girlfriend.
To Jay Lyerly I give lots of Salisbury Steaks laced with
growth hormones. TO Joe Dobner I leave nothing for
he is hopeless. To Jeremy Stanley 1 leave good luck in
love. To M. I leave the secret of being late to every
class. To Josh Haga I leave lots of seditives, a
wheelchair, 9 small handguns, WRRD, a had day, a
headache, and a big imagination. To Sandy 1 leave
anything I’ve won so that he will no longer be a
complete loser. To Ben Davenport I leave my U2 CD
(Not!). To Mike Webster I leave his own computer
to screw up. To Colbert Cannon I leave an epilady.
And to Spence I leave No-Dose pills.