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244572132: sHurp, reed trips; biyan: post
card from harvey mudd; billy: like, a,
like,yndian;alex: hike,yah, ougji; shniti:
scmekudzu; danielle:newfliennometer,
alison: babies; aaron: little dinosaurs;
jesse:anewlabpaitner, keren: some (butt)
crack; 242357295: all of my data; kb:
trees fiillofstrangeis;237451768: chic^;
patricia:ametic,6anyoneseenmykeys?6;
emily:2scondsmax,group5;sara:s(MTie-
thing really amazingly great; steph: a new
roomie; tiffany: cooties, gregor, melissa:
buns of steel, a cookie; keriann: some
thing cool.
1, Amy Jolley, of stubborn mind
and dancin’bo(fy, do h^ty bequeath die
following to Gemille: dirty looks, step
ping; Tshaka: co-c^tain stress; Tljan: “I
quit diat!”; Audr^: Sam; Brandon: movie
trip, better decisions; Danae: Tony talks,
TV; Daniel: Diana; Jabari: knowing when
to stq), MY Samtime; Jacki: short shorts;
Sarah: a butt, thicker walls, RC 20; Lisa:
Dawson’s Creek, Earth and Spirit, RC
20; Kathy: weiiird movies, Danae,
luvya.. jeally do; Com: slrawbemes, whip
cream. Blue Com cheese, chocolate cake
w/vanilla ice cream. Physics, slack
seniomess; Philip: 4th Btyan,beach trip,
library movies, prom, taco bell dog, my
gorilla, your neddace,unconditional friend
ship; Scott: 4th Bryan, a girlfriend that
deserves you, our talks; Sam: aconputer.
Josh Rogers, elephants, singing together,
jealousy, cramped sleeping, basdiall, Duke,
church tr^twoBroadStreetTrips, shared
opinions of others, movies (Hope Floats,
EverAfler,etc.)jinxes, reading each othak
minds, talks about anything/everything,
all my lovefriendshipforever,Diana: week
ends w/a “single”, wrestling matches, late
night talks, SPW trip, humungous ward
robe, my ^reciation, two great years of
being roommates with more to come, too
many gi^ to handle in one weekend (un
til Daniel), neatness, a promise of friend
ship forever, luvya.
I Kyleen Hudson, of crazy mind
and Ghetto Bocfy, do herety bequeath the
followingtoJermifer ECU man who loves
“Bruce” and heats up his moonpies, pro
tection from broma en la Bosque, (moo);
LaLa: 12sandwkhes,ahand,vanillacook-
ies, a blacklight(RLA week); Hi Bob:
Poptarts (cause we’re hot for you), my
little pony purple polish, a kiss (haha);
Mel: peaceful nights on 6lh West!; Cotty
ALL FRUTT and lapepinal; Cole: lots of
Laundry; Jane: a straight Man; Bradley:
creative cal labs; Ashley: a purr,
teletubbies; Katy: a night ofbonding at
the Fairfield; Emily: a heathy” boyfriend;
Kara: fries with that “shake shake
booty”!(shoop) Steve Ray: a Hector’s
greezy Pita! Reeves: a swing in the park;
Greg: snacks and fiestiness; J^: the court
yard; Anthony: a loving cat;TayT^: kick
in the butt! Jonthan: a flower necklace;
Ben, Peter, and Kevin: more craziness;
—Whitey:herownlable;Alice:frie“(ho-
rus locJc”; Alison: the Jam single; Lauren:
legacy of “save tonight”; Charley:
“EARL”; Clair the cauliflower, Amisha:
Coolness (because shek not!! J/K); Jesse:
a ring; PJ: “the jacket”; Seth: St. Valen
tine tournament; Justin: ut-oh Dave! (G-
boro); GOOD LUCK C/0 99, (702000
ENX)Y YOURSENOIR YEAR!
drink; Addie: the “word of the day” and
Ricky Martin, well, when I’m done wifri
him;)and don’t forget, you’ve got to
“Jump! Grrr...”; Cole: lots and lots of
Kool-Aidpowder; Steve: a driving lesson
in thepit and Poe; Bradley: an all-nighter
and_your_coffee makers T^lor awalk
and some “fun stuff’; Ashley, lots ofwood-
lands stories and a purr, Kyleen: a DATA
bus trip, a 6thWest party, my silver skirt.
The New Yorker, and the conversation in
diatpizza/coffeeshq>”No, fwreal, it can
happen...let me tell you howl”, and all the
otherstuff;MoldyHo:someBeiliepride; ■
Whitey: lots of thank-youk fra"being the
D.D., and the rule of 2B- don’t let us
down...:)Yougitys are awesome! Loveya
lots!
1, Sara Elizabedi Moore, being of
unsound mind and body, do herby be
queath the followirig to Jennifer the V-
word, 80s music. Redneck Police Offic
ers, Clockwork Orange, Azaleas; Sarah
Peters: a carton for the days you run out, a
green lighter; Blair: singing lessons, a
man; Carly:amore experienced therrqrist;
Tiffany W.: the “stupid sex” book;
Alyson: “The Young and the Restless”
andRoxboro sagas; Lindsey and Adele: a
great brother hall complete with two good
men; Aislinn: genetics labs; Jane: teeth
tongue bite; Addie: big-haired Person
County people.
I, Captain One-Eyed Joe Zev
Friedman, keeper ofthe Fickle Frog title,
beingof soliquititous mind and siper-hu-
man booty, do herdiy bequeath file follow
ing to Matt and Oaks: govemmentproof,
breakfast at Bis
cuit King, and a
cheesdog;(3onor
a never-ending
boxofRitzaack-
ers, his own per
sonal landfill, and
some p-funk for
that white boy;
Megan: busrides
to and a poem
from athousand
years ago; Dan:
high-five on that
veggie burger;
Megan: all those
retards; Andy: all
the people who
suck and a kazoo;
Walker the keys
to the gates of
(7)neville;Petera
sipennodelesque
Cajun lady to
come do battle
draff, and a stinky-btain; Emily Kuhn: my
|iiantom6t,“Mylegsare...”,andgorditas;
Gray Kimbrough: onionless beans; Jill
Green: Christian walls; Doug Paletta:
signs and ^re; Mark Blevins: an ariel and
aswingdance; Jill Mcfee: biscuits, jelly,
and love; Kristina Belcourt: encourage
ment and love; Jesse Wilmofri: an A+ in
physics; Brandy Shaw: belief and love;
Jenny Jaskey: a cat named Charlie; the
ringoffire; best-friendship; many memo
ries, conversations, prayers, and love;
Andrea Hamilton: a finished housdceep-
ing job (on time!); Jo Henry: a wormy
box of shredded wheat; Beth Turney: a
pair of prom shoes; Cullen (jreenfield: a
scooter(to get to Wake); Aaron andTejas:
revenge for ruining rriy April Fool’s; and
Josh Sawyer warm shoes (forthe beach),
a zip-up bathrobe, remnants of nose and
chin,awheelbanow(for ^Trained ankles),
an open field, wonderful friendship, and
love.
I, Jacki Gerken, being of question
able mind and aching body, do hereby
bequeath to Lisa: pixie sticks, lions,
wolves, hours ^rentbirdwatdiing, colored
panties, playground talks, dreams, pluck
yews, coloring books, puzzle rings, soc
cer legs, 36 guys, JVJ24601, haircuts, TV
guide. Dirty Dancing, and the gias^ q»t;
Sarah: “adi^x)sablegu/’,dart guns, thrift
store runs, and all the red bricks at State;
Courtney: many floods, uncarbonated
sprite, babysitting, hours outside, and no
more “bastardty”complainls; Diana: some
putplepez,abigger fishbowl, showersfor
two, and seeeexiness for life; Amy: a pic
ture oflegs; Kathy: waldiing state/carolina
I, Jennifer Jenkins, beingofsimple
mind and a little more than sirrple bocty,
do heibybequeth the following to Laurm:
a walkthrough Walltown, 12 sandwiches,
no wait, 12 snack machines, and a pair of
cowboy boots; Bob: A belt, my favorite
Sprunt Ave. tree, and parties with Ray-
Ray, Jack, and Jim; Corky: an extra chro
mosome, the right exit back to Durham,
fiitos, and some redneck pride; Mel: A 3
a.m. trip to Waffle House, a picture from
the D.A.C., and the Boardwalk Motel;
Jane: just one straight
man...hmmm...;Katy: a“Gaydar2000”,
ledgin’, and all the 2-liter Sprite you can
with the Siqreitones and a millicxi rarxkxn
but very entertaining hours of conversa-
ticHi with me; Amber, yeah man, erne time
I was paddling in my canoe in this lake in
Antarctica with my dog and..., and some
musty ‘ol Beatlesbooks; Sarah LoUoberti:
h^^ birthday right?; Sefti: oneofthose
little tape recorders to dictate stories into
all nigfitlmg; Broomstick: atuitlewiftia
can of Pringles; Travis:
gtbizschnoggerschonlqTejasandAanm:
STC»mKINGFUNC»^MEarKlLEAVE
ME ALONE!; this school: a t^ of Ship
ofFools.
I, Jonaftian \fick, being of weak
ened mind and scarred body, do hereby
bequeath the following to Brian Fruits:
the ability to have a little more fun and
excitement your senior year; Vann
McCormick: that usefirl advice about our
common topic; Matt Petrie: luck for you
in Stadter’s class next year.
1, Elizabeth Ann Kearney (a.k.a.
Beth, Elizabedi), being of thoughtful mind
and phantom body, do hearby bequeath
the foUowing to Ftankye Riley, a fish called
fiubar and Marianela; Daniel Adams: frirce
diagrams, resistors, and relative time;
Zhao-Wei: ring of fire and chow-pie;
Katherine Tse: a tin of cookies, foot dan-
games on 2E, semi-officially being a se
nior with all of us; Daniel: mud puddles,
pudding, roily chairs down the hall, many
tears, serious conversations, advice, and
tonsoflaughs; Mark: the “chaha”,anda
sheep diat licks your hand while you kill
it; Aaron: many window candles to dis
sect, and pro beach volleyball for life; Jay
enjoyment next year getting your
kickedandsomeX-iatedpom; Stqhanie:
someupsforvolleybaUandanimbasket-
ball rematch; Alyson: many smiley &ces
m cal lab^ (Dulloi: many evil glares; Out
ward Bound people: much patience;
Ground: the true player spirit.
I,JennifrrRehmann,beingofdirty
mind and tired body, do herriry bequeadi
the following to Sarah Morrison: a list
and a paperclip; to Jon Boijas: lots of
hugs; to Audrey Bowerman: the right to
lord it over the juniors (remember, you
were a senior first); to SPAM: more fun
next year (really!); to the people on my
bus: another year of diesel fumes and
Wendy’s; to thejunior class: a finished
ETC and another year here; to the senior
class: a ticket OUT ofhere; and to every
one here: my thanks for making this a
wonderful two years.
I, Mashama, do hereby bequeath
the following advice: “keep it real!” I
don’t have much to offeryou, so I’ll just
have to hand you down my school, this
school. This is YOUR campus now,
HOLD ITDOWN! Butahv^rorrembo’
my legacy, I am your creator, and if you
spite me,... I will annihilate you, my cre
ations, my lil’ prodigies for life; To all
my qrecial little women out fliere; I leave
you the golden key to Mashama’s Little
Black Box. Inside you will not find any
evil or wicked things as cognitive with
the word “Black”, but only the key to life.
IMotunatetyldon’tknowwhereflie key
hole to life is, that is what you must find.
As far as you know you only have (Hie life
to live, so LIVE fT! To my one, and only,
^lecial^ial wcHnan Sindhura: I think
I may have run out of things to give, but
that’s ok because you need nothing else,
you have it all there right in front of you,
you are,... almost, perfect! 1 think I have
something for you though, ftie only ftiing
I have left to give, my heart! Love you
fixeverandever!
I Steven Joshua Green, Being of
Kosher Mind and Slow-Speaking Body
Give Unto My Posse, the Following:
Menachem: IWantYoutoHaveSome
NcHi-PreppifiedClothesandMyYannulke;
Joe and Justin: 1“ Hunt Bowlers and
WHBeast; Sunshine: A Mexican Wife;
LaurenK.: A Kosher Salami (4);
(Caroline:... A Single Staple; Adele: An
Extra Middle Finger; Buck: “I wasn’t
conscious... it wasn’tmy fault!” and a
Spanish Reggae T^; Alex: My Hops,
My Shot, and... Aw , None of that
Will Help You!;
Meredith And
Mimi: Me... in
Two Years; Jewel:
A Little Dreidel;
Biancty: The Slop
ping Cart; Ram:
Some Relaxation,
Friend; Erik:
Three Girls to
Cook for you on
Friday Nights;
Suzanne: My
Fayetteville Pride
Pin...you deserve
it ; JP: 16-7,
Shabbat, BP, and
Gold Bond;
Patrick: Game;
Bede My Subcon
scious; Dover An
Orange to Peal,
Woman.;
Lindeiboy: “Ask
me ifl got some?’,
Paty-Date,andGQ JewofIndiana.. .Bai,
Please Bear My Children; Raoul: Mrs.
Manishewitz; MPC’s: The Token Jew;
Lindsay: I Leave You The Stars, our
Swings,Everiasting Flowers, the Drunken
Chieftain, and a Kiss; Ifyougetnothing
else out ofthis school, find your own iden
tity. I drank the school for the education,
but it is you I thank for the experience.
I, Diana Sermons, of cute mind
andseeeeeeexybodydoherhybequeadi
the following to Kad^ldqrtomania, pink
ball, trail mix, dark chocolate, pez; Lisa:
panper-wortltyman,“birds”,colotalun-
derwear, stinky feet; Sarah: boobs, tem
per, pez; Jacki: boobs, perfect non-haity
mate that Is nearer dian2000miles, fling,
bootie shorts; Roshan: one colored hair,
Shilpa: cheesecake; Danae: lounge, abil
ity to shut up; Andrea: purity test points;
Philip & Com: AMY, Blue Com; Jane:
8am workservice, bruises; Zev: piece of
; Vic: motivation to take notes; Sam:
cushion to sleep on, luck with Jabari;
Steph: throwing partner that can catch
grounders andjump; Cullen: chain cutter.
Christen & Amanda: bugs; Kister. a clue;
Nate: bridge, (you a (roll); Chrissy: SVSM
memories; MPC’s: group hugs, miracles;
softball chics: winning, bumps, bruises,
curbs, fiin, BOOM...; Scott: worthy girl
friend, long talks, well-deserved self-con
fidence; Amy: fights in hall, late night
talks, Egyptian Ratscrew, Brian’s legs,
tight- jeans, perfect dance partner,
skinny mirror, loud music, chicken &
cheese, love; Daniel: bridge & riKimings
at Duke Gardens, coffeehouses, picnic
tables, pool, date at (Tosmic, free t-shirts,
(Hazy hats, car, a wcHideiful year, me & all
my love forever, no matter what.
I, Brian Antezak, leave these gifts
and memories to ii^ friends on eacdiofour
ongcmigjoumeys;M^arc'n)ePetfectMan
(he^outdiere); Linds^ tranquility; Jess:
abigbtodier, Kyle: nudity, freedom; Elyse:
a halo; Son^era a coothie-snordio; Ellen:
CAFFEINE!;Todd: anti-senioritis pills;
Keren: Anastasia, Vaughn Williams;
Chun^iau: The Swan;SecemdEast afun
year. Fruits: kilbasa; Ant “Hi Pop!,” crazy
messages; Jesse: “The Creature from the
BlatdcFcnest”; Darius: clean to(Hns; Joey:
^Hoing!; Stan: ROMAN noodles. Bears;
Jerome: a clean slate; Chris: y=sinx;
Teesha: angel’s wings; Jane: The UP.,
completed work; Afua- a big hug; Clark:
crack, furry mammals; Naomi: mellow
ness; Russel: Neumo; Luke: Xena, the
only woman...; Erik: a promising road
ahead; Jenni: a scary look, height, sunny
days; Pat: “Ho ho ho...”; Morgan: ared
bediive hairdo; Amy; “Hi Mom!”; Anita;
a walking stick; Jeff: rhythm, scooby
snacks; Dr. Naiman; stress relief; Gail;
Hope; John B; horizons, ETCs, and A
True Friend.
1, Reeves Anderson, being of soundmind
and aooclynamic b(xty, do hereby be(jueath
the following to Jodi: a sensuous Peanut
Butter and Jelly, clean noses, and little
Johnny jokes- not to mention...; Justin &
Forrest my room, my hall, your own ad-
vice-girls ain’t nothin’but (well, you know
the rest), better luck next time, and FE-
LICfTY; Jab: lifetime beet juice refills, a
coiqrle ofbananas, a real stereo, and com
pleted housekeeping; 2HN: great three-
peats of the 90’s (da Bulls, Braves,
Samprass, and SECOND HILLNORTH),
jousts; Heidi: german genetics, sanity, and
my love; Meredith; peace of mirKl, walks
through Duke Gardens, and an umbrella
:); JP- power point presentations pulled
out the butf(!), leadership (yeah rigJitX and
Miss Jewish Right; Rita: “pack pride”
and that talk we never had; Minesh (Pac):
my b-ball skills (maybe someday we’ll
havethatrematch—nah);R^anewtoofli
or two...; Derek Ramirez; a second serve;
Skand: a first serve (kidding, good luck
bud); Afiia: serenity; Carrie: mammoth
hugsand
exhausting swing dances;
Mackenzie: a rrew vanity plate; and (my
lav(Hiteghetto)Kyleen; boys, boys... well,
what else would you want? Ut oh- Da
Mount, Claire Danes (no, wait., scratch
fliat)
I, Bennie Jr, being of dirty
mind and deteriorating body, do hoeby
bequeafli fire Mowingto Brian Wilson;
my kingdom and fire “collection” to do as
you see fi^ Kiel: the tools to become your
ownMiernow;An(ty(jieetteg:ntydoor
withallofitshiddenmessagesandmean-
ing^ Alex White: a big of pork chops
so you won’t ask anymexe; Lany Zhao:
self-confidence the answers to all of your
questions; June Hiirapictureofb^'camelb
hard body; Childers: a descent hall next
year, it’ll be hard; Bazerko, the Italian
Stallion; a backbone to stand iq) to good
oT Yocks; Ashesh; permission to stay iqr
past 10:30 anyni^ Yocks: apacifierfor
ftiose terrpertantrams; Ankeet the single
you want and the phone line you need;
Pratik: the position as court jester in
Brian’s newly inherited kingdom; “The
Flower”: a cloud of dust and a smile; The
RaggedyBaggedies: a lick on me Choco
late Salties; 3rd West Juniors; die knowl
edge and resources to be good seniors just
like I was; 3rd West Seniors: 190memo-
ries, PROOF that we do care 95 percent of