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the time for EVER and EVER, keep your
minds CLEAR.
I, Charles Stanley Johnson, Jr.,
aJca. Stanley, being oflazy mind and slen
der body, do herrfjy bequeath tiie follow
ing to Adrienne; braids and a knee-length
“shiit”,jarsofq3plesauce, shoes that make
noise for stepping; Aislinn: point blank
honesty; Chris J.: Hunt/Hill complex, a
paved road in Drewry; Jerome: 147, my
conputer, Latin-Amer. story, phone witti
a good battery, the Taurus and 4 Colo
shirts; Jane: penny for your thoughts, a
doormat for you to step on, completed
work, swollen ankle, new adidas sandals,
bread, rice, 5-yr old’s grin; Tia: patience
and a set of nails; Afiia: Carolina jacket;
Darius: a new pair of glasses (from the
caitwheeljf niits: adeep fieezerto live in;
Brian A.: a journal, Ramen noodles;
Shishir my (nonjdancing skills, bucket-
o-meat; Anthony Reid; cra^st(Mies,VHS
tapes and 3 VCRs, a “working” couch,
concert tickets for days. Panda Inn, the
Dockah; Joey Plum: cal jokes @T.I.M.
Univ. and scrubs; Russell: heartsoncom-
puter in small fish; Patricia:awater faucet,
guys at NYU; Addie and Caroline; Euro.
memcKies (w/Michelle) & JCS; Jesse D: a
club in London; Brandon: Mariah; Purv:
more posters than a theater; my jr. sis.:
nyName.
I, Brandon I am your daddy
Sessoms, being of most intelligent mind
and bomb body, do hereby bequeath the
following to Suzanne E.: some more
ftiendsfornext year and some ankle braces;
Melissa H.: silence and love of Hertford
County people, Fatima; anew jiiraseotha'
than“yquwhack”;HollyT.: anew pro;
nouncing of her name “hoollee” in the
words ofMrs. Madizade; to die rest ofthe
junior class there is always room for im
provement Tshaka Muchiteni and Harold
Eustache,iTtytwobestfiiendsinthe whole
world, keep in touch and whatever you
may be going throu^ I am here for you
nomattervdiat Triple ThreatFcHBVCTand
ever!! To my close friends Mashama,
Mon, Stanley, Gr^ Katarah, Catherine,
Melissa Hill, Kenya, Karen, Shaunita (I
had a wonderful time at prom!), Sam,
Jabari, Saurabh (Thanks for the Milk!),
Smirti,Teesha, Shishir, Morgan, Raynell,
Alsace, Jane, Andrea, Jenriy,Arrty, Court
Faith and if I left out your name it wasn’t
by mistake, I wish you guys success in
life and (XMne to see me at CAROLINA!!!
To Mrs. Graves: I made it! and to Mrs.
McCoy thank you. Much love to the
class ofT999” and thank you God for all
you have done forme.
1, Kevin Thomas Dale, being of
bumt-out mind and showerless body, do
hereby bequeath the following to Arma
Douglass:afewmoregamesofpper-rodc-
scissras; Lauren Kahn; some Jew
jokes fornextyear, PJ Epperson;
a huge bowl of puddin’; Justin
Mitchell: a big thanks for letting
me get a flat tire and no tittie bar.
Clay Hamrick, an ex-S&M’a: all
my bull-ridin’ skillz; Seth
Goldstein: a few more jam ses
sions ‘til exactly 12:25am; An
drea Nifong: 25mph; Emma
Hardison: poker chips and the
CarolinaDuke Motor Irm; My 1st
Hunt boys: room 102 and
some trouble next year
with the new SLI’s; Charley
McArthur: a whip for DW;
Brother’s Three: many more years of
chillin’; and, finally, Carrie Boyd: ftiere’s
not much else I can give you. You’ve
taken my fleece, nty money, nty smokes,
my craziness, and, at times, my sanity
too. But most important, you have taken
my heart. I guess all 1 can say is Thank
You for helping me graduate and fcffbeing
there for me this year. I love you.
1, Shilpa of an active mind and
neon green glowing body do hereby be
queath the following Cindy: hour long
telephone calls; Rita: Indian food, bread;
Emma: popping back sessions; to both;
my room; Peter R. and Kiel: Greensboro
parties; Peter M.; dinners, physics; Key
Club Board: good luck in 2000; Heidi: 2
o’clock conversations, tears, laughs, a
wonderful roomie, Chicago; Chrissy:
backrubs, talks; Caroline and Charles:
broken olive oil bottles. Macaroni Grill,
movies, long talks, phone bills,my
troubles; Kristen: me in a box; Smriti:
Indian parents, a room to crashin; SPW
gang: cold water. Dr. Reed, sleep. Risk,
slow picture taking skills; Maritza: Cal
III, Mt. Dew, a place to crash at UNC;
Joan and Cincty; long nights, alarm clodcs,
nty hair, Aaron; too mudi official CT^, car
drives, good fiiends; Lisa: wotkservice and
more; Daniel: long talks about relation
ships, in room levels; Ray and Justin:
Stats group, friendships that one can de-
. pend on; Corrie, Mimi, and Meredith: a
room that is always yours; Roshan: slow
dances underthe stars, carrreras, Mr. Presi
dent, Aaron’s house, a friendship, my
thoughts and love .Best of Luck to the
Class of 1999 wherever the road leads
you!!!!!
I, Karen Alexis Spencer, being of
insane mind atrd womanly bocty, do her^
bequeath the following to Lauren, I leave
my gieato smile, and my mad MPC skills;
to Betty-Ro, I leave our fiin Sailormoon
times; to Nga, I leave fun band times; to
Suz, KJ, and Little Bit, I leave the ability
to not let aityftiing get you down; To Ellen,
I leave our fun times at church; To Ha!, I
leave the Young and the Restless; To
Holly, Melissa, and Fatima, 1 leave your
quick wittiness and honesty. To Keriann,
I leave my greato cheer that “YOU’RE
SO COOL!”; To rtty 3rd Bryan juniors, I
leave the spirit of unitythat we seniors
had; To Amanmanmanda; I leave memo
ries of “the bike” and BF; To Aliyah (T.G.)
and Ketarah; I leave you some peace of
mind; To elizabelh,Teesha, Caroline and
Andrea, I leave you ftianks for listening
and tolerating rtty procrastination; To
Hollins and Jesse, I leave my “smelly
friends”; To Billy, I leave “the Currie
Shine”; To Kara, Kamal and Franltye, I
leavememoiiesoftr^in’ outinPhysics
class, and coU^ talks; and to the MPCk
and everyone else, I leave my insane
love...HffiYAY!!
I, Melocty Rodgers, ofintellectual
mindandbai^’bodydoherdtybecpieafti
nty Last Will andTestement to nty fiiends
at NCSSM. Now let me kick my phat
lyrics.To Jennifer my girl, I leave my
room key, some you can come in a chill
with me at UNC; To Killah B: I leave nty
madra{^in’ skillz,;and love to Caroline:
because she always keeps it real; Melissa
and Fatima: I leave my little black bocrfc.
Because ya’ll know good lookin’ guys
are ofiFthehoolqTo Andrea; I leave Bible
study nites, because we’re going hitler in
Jesus who will always keep us RighfiTo
Jerome: I leave our oMiversalions we had
anywhere, cool and mild, dcxi’t go to state
and get buck wilcyune: I lea\e you ladies
so you can talk and play; Tarik: I leave
you a movie sometime in the month of
May; To Ketarah: I leave my all the jokes
I have said; and please do something about
that humongous head; To Ashley: mudi
thanks for all you’ve said when I was down
You are fire person I will visit in R-town;
Danny: we must ride home again, because
you ate my teaching fiiend
I, Katherine Reynell Jackson, be
ing of conplex mind and “da bomb” body,
dohereby bequeafii the following to Suzi,
Holly, Ha!, Melissa, & Fatima: the3rd
Bryan Lounge from 11 -12 for JERRY;
“The Suz”: some sunscreen, memories of
the ballpoint pen in file bumpy trapezoid,
fire ability and sense to stayoutpf trouble,
and “odoreaters”; Holly “the Georgia
Peach”: all those raggedy DATA Bus men
and our “Baby Jay”; Ha!: my hot plate.
The Autobiography of Malcolm X, and
my seat on the couch;
Mel: lots of laughs,
crazy conveisations,a
good roOTimate next
year, and some
FOOD; Fatima; these
whack peqrle at S&
M; Lauren; Noanrxty-
ingly, hypocritical,
self-pitying people to
get on your nerves
next year, my UP
YOUR SCORE
book, and all of my
college acceptance let
ters. To all of rrty jun
ior girls I leave to you
my love, craziness,
andthe unlimited use
offiie phrase “Praise
God!!!!”.
I, alison
meredithgoss, being
offiazzled mind and
alwtys dancing bocty,
do bequeath to my
juniors tire following: jake: at leastone
loud trip form durham to duplin before
you graduate (“Does that Ixtyevertalk?”);
benitaandkyle: lots of summary sheets,
random disks with no names on them,
and a really great purple pen.. .(keep tp
the good cop/bad ctp filing—it seems to
work!); anna: asmudi“fim witheva”as
shecanhandle(evathatis!);claire: the
completely stress-free job oftla, the com
pletely stress-FULL job of making me
smile, and a big red pen to mark all over
eva’s essays for me; Clarice: many bus
rides singing k^k choice to file window,
afbnoGiisonfiiebakxxty,andajukymango
date; emily; as much ramen as you can
eat, dvd nights (be careful!) and all the
confidence it takes to have REALLY short
hair;a{Mil: complete and total reign over
2C (don’t let that rla title fool you, Ma
dame president!) and my immeasurable
knowledge of what it is to be a white girl;
to eva: i leave LOTS ofjuice, everything
fiizzy, countless “n^ days”, a cute junior
to toy with, a dried-up rose petal, a straw-
benyniilkshakeandaroastbeef
sandwich (my treat!), my boy-
fiiend, and of course, a poem or
two...; and to 2C the continu
ing ability to be the best hall
on canpus (woo, woo 2C!!)
I, Matt Moeser, being
of slightly crazed mind and
body, to hereby declare nty last
will and testament as a senior
oftheclassof’99.1 wish to
distribute my possessions
among my survivors in the jun
ior class. To David Dyson, I
leave a life free of virtue, and a
renewed senseofdignity.ToAnand Patel,
Heave whateverlhave that passes for whit,
and the phrase “I soo respect that.” And
to Audrey Bowerman I leave my general
understanding offiie universe, the right to
torment the new Junior class, and my
most treasured possession, nty insanity.
I Frankye Riley being of demented
mind and shapely body here by do be
queath the following to the guys at
NCSSM: my; Addie and China: tu and
vous; Hollins: my Physics grades;
Stqjhanie, Letta, andTee: the male swores
at HHS; Ayesha; signing out “to go
home”; Letta: my cellular phone; Holly
S: retardation; Brandy: the right to be a
cocky senior and to be crazy, sexy, cool;
Vinnie and Skand; what it means when a
girl hugs you “this way”; PJ: a kick in the
stomach; Scott: A. Bio. labs; China: UNC
Barbie dolls and hair dye; Emily: dawell
and wodney; Karen: a better phrase;
Amanda: making it back to NCSSM be
fore 10:30 check; Addie: my Lauren Hill
CD and male bashing sessions; Jennifer
H: 2hr. P-cal tests and guys that change
their minds at the last minute; Beth; my
real name-Elizabeth; Stephanie S. and
Catley: nty NY picturesatLindylsrestau-
rantandwalksfiirough Central Park; Clark
Richard; Addie, China, and Emily: each
of you your very own copy of “Barbie
Girl”; China and Addie; U2;Tee: Talks
about “Dawrimple Dilemmas” and
JdmsonJrtys”; l-24:undying friendship.
I, John Adam Crain, being of de
termined mind and body, do hereby be
queafii the following to my homdxrys on
3W (Daniel, Vic, Marshall, Justin,
Roshan, Ant, Vinnay, andYockey): My
oollectionofIBC Bottle Caps; Raoul, Paul,
and Jeffi My tattered Irish Flag; Members
of 3E Alcove (Brian, Billy, and Paul): nty
U.VFrisbee; Kristen: 1 Free date at Caro
lina; Elizabeth: 15 minutes spent show
ing me how to sow buttons back on shirts
and a free meal at fire beach this summer.
My fnends in Hill (Tim and Steve): A
fresh start next year in a new dorm; My
boys on 4W (Daniel, Aaron, Josh,Tejas,
andRdian): 1 nigJitoffieeRoom@Caro-
lina;
I, Jud Bowman, being of yellow
mind and purple body, do hereby bequeath
the following to Paul Jang: a girlfriend at
UNC and a great grad school; Megan
Coates: a son named Lucy; Paul Harvin; a
vetysuccessfulbusinesscareerandabeau-
tifiil wife; Michal Orlikowski: agood MAC
monitor, a roommate who
remembers to lock the door, and a
replacement for your VW Van; Taylor
Brockman; a laptop, a new string bass,
and a paid “vacation” to a wonderful sex
clinic in Arizona; Patrick Bymett: a few
Cokes and other stuffthatl stole from your
fridge; Tim Jones; an drug company and
muchreqrect; Karen Wraig: happiness in
Ithica, New York; Roshan Baliga: a bike
that can handle New England mow; Joan
Park: a few more A.Bio labs; Cindy Lee:
financial aid for fouryears; Jay Fredrickson;
corrective eye surgery that is accqrtable by
Air Force standards; Skand Bhatt: a new
Abercrombie hat and a beautiful Indian
wife; Christina Ahn: you have everything
except my last name, and I can’t give you
that just yet!
I,Jeflfiey(Jefi)DavidMiIboiine,be-
ing of noble mind and body, do hereby
bequeath the following to Vann: the free
dom of not having to listen to me bitch
artymote; Walker unanswered questions
about CDR’s and software pirating; Pat;
my reassurance that I WILL come after
those Hackers CDs eventually; Raoul: a
warm shirt for the New England winter,
Paul: my$6.50forCincodeMayo;Kister
a few more of my life stories to tell your
parents; Sam: 49.69 in the 100 free and
22.39 in the 50; Kate: the enjoyment of
having to bum rides olTof people for an
other year; Oaks: a bowl (of Ramen);
Adam; one night ofroom and board next
year at Carolina; Patrick; my hopes for
your success in the big DC next year; 4th
East: 1 leave you in the “capable” hands of
Vann and Walker, to that “smart” person
who loves to screw with my mind; fond
memories, regret for things not working,
and my email at Carolina next year
(milboumej@unc.edu); myself: a fresh
start; Dr. Miller, nty gratitude for 2 years
of enlightenment; Shruti: my apologies
for missing your presentation during the
symposium.
1, Benjamin Aaron Lmdeiman, be
ing of insane mind and free body, do herlty
bequeath the following to Peter Haas: a
Philipini weenie, 20 pounds of Grade B
meat, ten pairs ofwomen’s underwear, a
Don Sebastion, and a friendship that will
last formany years to ccme;Travis Keenan:
a case, good times, a fun camping trip,
and a 1 St Hunt friendship that will last a
lifetime; Kevin Dale: a carton ofBasics, a
trip, and the Blue Bull; Buckley White
and Justin Mitchell: the key to living the
easy life on IstHuntandfiieresponsibil-
ityoftakingcareofthehall; Lauren Kahn;
memories of great things past, a vision for
fire firture, and my unconditional love.
I, Zachary Keane, being of mind
and pissed-ofifbody, do hereby bequeath
the firllcwing; To Richard: one room whidi
he will not leave; to Mark: tomato soup,
ten tins of, to Alex: mushroom soup, eigfrt
tins of, for consumption cold; to Dustin:
ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of; to
Jason; magnesia, milk of, one bottle; to
Danielle: three buckets; to Jim; one last
hittoease the pain; to Derdc: the shower,
toTodd; (Hie family-sized tube; toDanrty;
to Little Matt the Handicrapper, to Dou
glas; one microwavable corr^iact disc; to
Lauren; one ruble; to Channing: one fe
male; to Josh: a working power supply;
to Oliver: a working computer, to who
ever gets my room next y^ one keg of
tasty beverages and Slimk business card;
totheofiierjuniorsonthehall: lOpercent
offiie profits; to Fred; an indexed pension;
to Jeffi tax exemption; to Tr^an: clearing
the gutters; to Luke; getting by; to Lee;
looking ahead; to Phillip: the day you
die.
I, Lauren Lambert, being of sound
mind and body, do hearby bequeath the
following to Jennifer Jenkins: trips to the
snack machine, cowboy boots. Sprite, and
lots of fresh air always; Jane: a yellow
shirt, a straiglit man, and an awesome nxHn-
mate for next year!; Bob: crackers, a dys
lexic cow, the broach of darkness, and a
single (you’ll need it); Coiky; cucumbers,
10 friends, a slang dictionary, a man in
uniform, and Daniel Niel; Kyleen: a va
nilla coke, Jimnty Johnls bread. Batman,
Ricky Martin, and field trips; Brandon:
yawns, ghosts, stop signs, and high cot
ton always; Steve: fried chicken,
Thundercats, and my ring; Russell
Mdvin;LaQosse,Abercrotril»e, and home
made dresses; Mel: the ledge, trips to Slate,
Millerstudygroips, and April Fools jokes;
Melissa (Moldy Ho): Antonio; Jen
(Whitey): no stress, trips to Raleigh, and
a homeless man from Hillsborough St.;
Justin: chopsticks, disco bars, and Leou;
Alison: the hall—have fun, you’ll do a
great job!