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i, lindsey kathlene Holland, being
me, do hereby bequeath the following to
those who may or may not deserve it;
lucy; may you always have a clean pinple
campehiit, magic maikers, and something
that smells good (socks?); yelena: a piano
whenever you need one and a warm em
brace; kyle: peace of mind after the year
you’ve lined up for yourselfnewsaixials,
and good thrift trips; to the crowd who
never seemed to leave my room: may you
find a haven next year as off-white as ours;
tinkerbell: a never ending legacy of code
names,* shared BM chicken salads, music
(the goddess & the 4 gods), wellspring
apple cider, oval park witchcraft, visions
of low, and a friend who’ll crawl in your
heart & write a song about it; angela:
it’s YELLOW!; cal group: may you al
ways be slack (even you, joey); my evo
trio: that back
comer will al
ways be ours;
arpita: we’ll al
ways be true
roomies, some
things never
change (wanna
be in *my*
mafia?we^)eak
mandarin or
ange...); and
megan, who
doesn’t
“do”early:ifyou
take away even
halfasmuchof
me as i’m tak
ing of you, then
i don’t need to
leave you any-
thingmore.
I, Nicholas Soucy, being ofatired
mind andafinebocfy, do her^ bequeath
the following to Jon BOTjas: a lot of work
to make up for all my screw ups; The
coqrles ofNCSSM: a campus full of^xrts
to find; The highest biddo: a really cool
set of bed extenders.
I, Smojen the happy lesbian, be
ing ofmanic mind and exhaustedbody, do
herein bequeath the following to(andyou
know who you are!) the Indian Giver our
twelve-step program; my dancers: the
string that holds you iq> and the stretch
that holds you down; die (xie who sang to
me wheni wasdck: discussiHisofthings
that matter and several roses of difterent
colors; the princesses: kisses and hugs,
and to each, her own tiara; the virgin de
stroyer not eras, but lots of love; people
who studied Miller with me: “For God’s
sake hold your tongue and let me Love!”—
John Donne; Nanneymeister die time of
your life; my juniors and incoming jun
iors: my good study habits (hah!); to ev
eryone who ever touched my heart, and
there were a lot of you: my thanks and
love.
Willy, unspeakable gratitude, overwhelm
ing respect, and a qiatkling smile; T^lor
boxershoils with the front cut out,acouple
ofburgers, and probablyadiousand other
things that I don’t have to say....
My Senoir Will andTestament, I
leave all stupid emails being sent by stu
dents to the junior class. NCSSM Class
of 1999. PEACE. Keith Freeman
I, Lisa Sibley, being of sound mind
and body, do bequeath the following to
Jacki: pixi stix, a fling, someone to cut
your hair, and serious talks/tears; Sarah:
thrift store runs in the rain, someone to
laugh at to keep you diin, and thanks for
being a wonderful roommate; Jacki and
Sarah: grassy spot, tons oflove, and thou
sands (or just one good) of birds each;
I, Jody Cedzidlo, being of mosdy
clear mind and somewhat vertically abbre
viated body, do hereby bequeath the fol
lowing to Olivia: a fateful trip to Revco,
floors to lie down and laugh on, a puppy
to lik yo mouf, and understanding; Am
ber Wafile House, Holden Beach in Janu
ary, and a rising sun; Sarah La: all ny wit,
lack of social graces, and one more year,
Carrie: “Sunshine Songs,” a midnight
train to Georgia, and an everlasting suit
case full of passenger seat reqxrnsibility;
Sara: someone to groove with; Second
Beall junicxs: “unity”; Naomi: swimming
in rivers, junior prcan, and LOTS of danc
ing; Russell: Merle Fest ’99 and another
finite soulmate; Jon: a “Jody hug”; Pat:
lunch; Anand: more good conversation;
Roshan: Harry’s; Reeves: PB&J; JP: SPW
and post-hole diggers; Bear: an expedi
tion to Northgate; Duffy: an adventure in
Charlotte and assurance that yes, you now
have a sister, Clarice: peace, ease, hands
to hold, lips to kiss, and the ability to
someday know “the other half of me”;
Diana: purple pez, pickle poem, and
chicken and cheese; Daniel: my truth al
though I know that you don’t need any
more; Diana and Daniel: a broomstick,
stuff on the sides ofroads, chicken and
egg,andenough“butt-flasty-ass-cuteness”
to last a life time; Any: a GREAT darKe
partnerfOTlife andplenty oftime forjust
siftin’there; Kathy: thousandsoffiill pez
diqrensers and PROCRASTINATION,
PROCRASTINATION, PROCRASTI
NATION; Courtnqi: all the time in the
world to sing; Shilpa: tbhs oftalks while
washing test bdre^ Roshan: toosoflau^
Natasha: job where you don’t clean your
boss^ office, Vic: comfixting talks/Iau^
Danae: ourroom; David' a watdi; Ground
Reynolds: my “perfectly clean” sense of
humor, my guidance and advise so often
needed and my love.
I, Jane Eslinger, being oftouched
mind and broken body, do herdy bequeafti
the following to my roommate Jennifer
all the rice in China and sweet dreams
whileyou are sleeping; Lauren: Food with
a smile, my broach of darkness, and my
never-ending support; Jennifer J: the
memory of our bright-eyed and bushy-
tailed mornings, all the Sunny D you want,
andmylove;Afiia:nyfiiendsh^;Patricia:
any type of ply you can get (from a strai^t
guy); Holly Shank: “the shirt”; Stephanie
(Cap): any skill I possess—minus die in
juries; Adrienne: the hqre that one day we
will get some recijxocity, Stanley: a good
work ethic, a radiant smile, a set of sharp
knives, and silence; Anthony: my devo- ,
tion and thanks; and to Chris: 1 leave noth
ing—because you’ve got it all.
I, Daniel Chun, being of mind and
body, so hereby bequeath the following to
Philip: all my boards and bricks; Li: my
rice-cooker (not); to Rosie: my fiin stu^-
halls; to Candice: my Korean-English dic
tionary; to all who want it: my “fun in a
bottle”; to Nga, Alice, Alison, and
Amisha: my smiling momentsjove, gen
eral happiness, electric fan, and 2 blank
tapes (distribute among yourselves); to
mostly everyone else: frugality, studious
ness, and consideration for others during
swings of wanton fun; to the rest: a nice
dy.
I, Fallon Loucretia McIvct, being
ofsound mind and sound body, do hereby
bequeath the following to Holly Tyler
The keys to my car, so you can get away
next year. I leave you our boy all for
yourselfsobecanaggravateyoa *Ileave
youmyabilitytogeteveryftiinglwant I
also leave you all of my CD’s; Suzanne
Evans: I leave you my ability to get out of
bed in the morning. 1 also leave you all of
my shoes because I know that you would
love to have them. I also leave you my
ability to save mcxiey; Hassana Durham: 1
leave you my incredible ability of over
coming stress and trauma, if you happen
to have ary. I leave you nry senior sched
ule (especially the sleepins). I also leave
you my incredible ability of overcoming
stress and trauma. Ileaveyoumyneat-
ness, alflKXJgh for the most part it^ nibbed
off already, Melissa
Har^lleaveyouall
ofmy cute outfits. I
also leaveyoumy laid
back attitude;
Jerimiah K. ,Nga,
and Kiel: I leave my
added humor to all
ofyour future math
classes. As well as
people like our fevor-
itesinPrecal.
i, keren
jones, being of
bumedoutmindand
untouched body, do
hereby bequeath the
following to my
toadie, my butch, nty
spastic child: i will
always love you no matter what; you are
my sanity, nry rock and my best friend,
here’s to walks at oval,3 am talks, and
cold dirty toes, i love you sweets; page: i
leave my dirty curbjokes;laughte'is AI^
WAYS die best medicine, don’t ever for
get that babe; iiifiifyesicalled you that :o):
i leave my zaniness, you’ll need it in the
Hill, words cannot express what we’ve
been through; but whatever it was, i
wouldn’t trade it for anything, i’m not
gcmna say it cause you know i do; alex: i
leave poorly done labs and my sarcasti-
caUydrysenseofhumccpassonthetradi-
tionofgoofinesssweetieL long live flubber!;
LB: i leave well lit tennis courts at duke,
you’ve been an unbelievably insightful
friend, don’t let ANYONE CMivince you
otherwise; luke: i
leave my trust, trust
yourself; trust your
instinct, ifitcanbe
said at 4 in the morn
ing on prom night,
then it can be said.
loveyoulots;thecIass
of2000:..jievennind.
me sometime; to Jenni Holt: “1 outta’ 2
ain’tbad”;to Nicole Klemstreuer the notes
of evolution; to Matthew Lukens: all of
the cheating ability you need; to Buckley
White: die hopeoffrndingsomeonebetter
than me, because that person is out there;
and to anyone previously mentioned, or
that 1 have forgotten: my love, because
you all know I love you and will miss you
ALOT!!!
I, Mimi Wu, being of semi-sound
mind and short body do hereby bequeadi
the following to Kate: the Butiey, nightly
sprints and George’s; Peters: Gold and
Milds and a restraining order, Rita: trans
parencies and consistency; Clarice: pick
les and the Kama Sutra; Buckley: mara-
tiwns to die FBC, Lord andT^lork dress
ing room; Theresa and Sam: the handi-
capp^ shower, Jamie: “Somebody Kill
Me” and the Bitter B..dies Qub; Audrey:
Com Pops in the drain; Jennifer fuzzy
couch and shirts with matching shoes;
Carrie: our brothers’ legacies and the
cial” Redbook. Austin gets the “A! A! A!
motion; Kister short intimidating Asians;
Bobby: Kate’s GBGB; Koun: nty house;
Clark: areindeer, Conie: locked car doors
in Jacksonville, and eating, Meredith:
pick one, triflin’ people; Heidi: miscella
neous underwear jo-jo’s; Chelsea: back
yard wargames,nty“elhnic”movies; Kara:
Solocaine and “orange juice”; Alan: a
purely platonic friendship; Paul Harvin:
good food and foreign films. Brie; JP:
A.. .hole points and good Stats notes;
Roach: glass-free PB&J Mondays with a
promise of the Lexus; Kenya: a booty
sdatcdierand some fried chicken; Paul Jang
a two-hourphone call; Michal: a sign for
your shack/igloo; Cindy: the secret soci
ety and dead trees; Movius: Christmas
cookies and good directions; Anand:
bummedfood and cigarettes.
I, Jenny Jaskey/ j.t., being of
soundriiiiidand‘‘willciwy’’lxxly,do hereby
bequeath the following to shannon: cen
trifugal motion, abs ofsteel, “c”,dawscMi,
anda“manonthehall”;emmalee(emils):
my overalls, my laundrybasket, a tack,
andadivagesseries-“well,sh**f’; laura:
anincriminating bobby pin and mernber-
shiptoyoungrepublicans...you’ll getyour
revenge; lindsay: study of James; bobby:
golf skills and a whoppeiburger, peter a
clay pot and wilber’s(wDr^dfamous)bar-
becue;j(Xl:piltzner,petra,andfifteenmin-
I, John Bare
foot, being of sober
mind and body,
hereby leave the fol
lowing things to the
following people; to
Morgan Simonds: a
dinner plate, and my
undying love; to
Naomi: I just have
one thing to say,
“footprints
on the windshield”; to
Brian Antczak: all the
spiffys in the world,
and hope of finding
lostjoumey;toErik
Karlsson: an exor
cism for your car, to
Vann McCormick: a
flashlight; to Eva Clement: a saw, a chair,
a handshake, and all the crazy techie stuff
for next year, to Russell Eure, HALF of
the island on the other side of the tunnel;
to Pat deGategno: 4th quarter last year,
just reminisce with me a while; to Cindy
Hendnom that picture tfiat probably didn’t
make the yearbook, find it and show it to
utes; josh: a cigar,-my stupid survivalt-
shirt, and walks in the rain...rock on...;
belh(the patch girl): alostcat, hinds’ feet,
bachelor hood, poetiy, kyle, a red bridge,
arxl chord of three; arxl to the girls of delta
delta: Wednesday nights with capeside
high, dance parties, dance lessons, and
sweet dreams on the roof
I, Megan Elizabetii “Cinderella”
Ferguson, of excellent mitKi and frbulous
body do bequeadi tire fdlowii^to Lindsey;
Mr. Happy, bubbles, and tiie knowledge
tiiat you changed me (at least musically);
Angela: yellow, a flying cantaloupe, and
random e-mails; Brian: a cauliflower of
friendship; Elyse: a fairy-tale romance and
tile UNC men; Sornjea-hugs andpatiaice;
Ashley: a date with David Duchovny:
Smitiira;agoodlai^Joe:myhi^heels;
Se^ cockingutensiisforour future; Kyle:
all gimpy mat and a W&M application;
Lindsay; a bazooka; \Tnrry and Matt Mrs.
Brinson’s work service; Jessica “Lucy”:
her seat, a Wake plication, and beans to
play with; Yelena; a huge hug and beauti
ful muskr, Kristin: strange demented teach
ers; Teresa: my biting sarcasm; Audrey:
my multi-colored vibrating
‘bubblemaker”; Kate C. and Jill: my 200
and500 free; Kate M.: my leftovers; soxne
lucky girls: my room; CLASS OF 99:
SUCCESS; and finally to all my friends:
my love, friendship, and support. I will
miss evayone very mudi! Keep in touch
alw^!
I, Alyscm Paulick, being of insane
mind and little body, do hereby bequeath
the following to Peters: dry cigarettes and
the UNC baseball team; Metedith:-all of
the voices, Pacey, and Dawson; Jennifer
beefnoodles arxl no qxinkler men; Lind
say: my field hockey stick and poster;
Adele: choice of my wall men; Blair a
spellcheck and a life supply of Doritos;
Page: juniors to corrupt; Aislinn: a little
black book fix all of the mat you pick i^j;
Ellen: visitation rights, chorus without
me, and a pair ofneon green tights; Jay:
unlimited visitation rights; Stejtiianie H:
the sports section and faces in chorus;
Keren: late rtight talks; CarolineN: eye
expressicms and a ticket to see BNL with
me; Heidi: late ni^ social sessions; Zhao
Wei: crazy times next year; Kristin: long
talks and Bai & Joiyk; Jadd: cal labs (J)
and htxneworlq Jeremiah; bocks on how
to decode eye language; King: a dictio
nary containing the word‘gulUble’,avisit
or two (x three; Alex (aka Jess): an
invitation to UNC and my love ofbeing
tHeother woman; Reeves: GetmancJasses
and livin’ la vida loca; Rohan: free mas
sages, long talks and a place to crash at
UNC
I, Chelsea
Redeker, being of
sound body and
slightly rumpled in
^irit, do herdty be
queath the foDowii^
to Clarice: the K’s
Choice CI>fX)sses-
sionis9/10’softhe
law anyway; Kate:
geyser abilities;
Mimi; a pass to the
back gate at Camp
Lqune;Moedith;a
triple A card all of
yourown; Conie: the
abilityto understand
all the boy band
songs-Hanging
tough???, plane
tickets-lotsof’em,
sleepy time music,
andaSpanishWiet-
namese dictionary
(ahoraahora);Kara;
wet asphalt; Heidi
and Mac; choice lit-
eratne.
I, Heather Earp, being ofbumed
out mind and gimpified bcxiy, do hereby
bequeatii the following toRose:beCerluck
with the guys next year, and if not, a new
found love fix Wednesdays!!; Georgy: a
boy band free mom; Lauiea the kgacy of