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quering the world; Kyle: games, lots of
games, lots of evil, evil games!; Jason:
the safety of Edna StVincent-Millay. (Or
so you think!); Yinon: a belt, a comb, and
a Flobee; Tom Callaway, AKA spot: the
hope diat NCSSM may once again be stu
dent centered; William “SPAM” Engler
the hope for change, also, the hope for a
real name and a haircut; Jenny: no more
copy machines!; Mrs. Brinson: the time
cqjsule and die proq)ect ttiat we will both
be there in 2024; All my teachers: my
sincere appreciation. You have given me a
gift that I cannot rep^. Thank you; Molly
and the counselors: lotsoftechnology and
all the best; And to Dr. Friedrick,ourown
personal change agent, be kind to squir
rels and may your paradigms shift.
I, Megan Coates, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby bequeath the
following to Jenni Holt: Newporls; Seth:
five black guys and change fora five;
Willy Whitney: absolut terror, Ellen: Pe
ter Robidiaux and soltaire;elizabeth: straw
hat and matching bag; Conor: OE 800
ways to say i care, Rogaine, RC204, and
my futon; Zev: the bridge at Indian Trails;
M^an: QabtreeValley Mall,aswissarmy
knife andatng box
ofGodiva choco
lates; Dan: high
five on graduating;
Holly: all the col
ored chalk in Pre-
Cal; and Rosie:
Westover, a Mag
num 44, and the
best roommate in
the world.
I
Courtney Tolmie,
beingofsctambled
mind and sunburnt
body, do hereby
bequeath the fol
lowing to
Stephanie: pepsi
can seductions,
NY Marriot
drinks, “Sounds
great, right? Well, it sucks!”, Georgia;
Elizabeth: prom alternatives. Outback,
Thomas, two-year crushes; Jacki:
babysitting, urine trashcans, prineess ac
ceptance; Katie: pink clothes, illegal sta
tistics problems, Qzkhanging elves; Sara:
golf courses, prep clothes; Addie: tube
socks, food whores, liquid life; Keti Beth:
jogging to Texas, MY dry-erase board;
Lisa: tarot cards, Biochem notes; Ground
Seniors: “P is for junior”, thanks for the
single; Ground Juniors: file rqrutation and
senioritis; Naomi: 420, first kisses;
Heather 682-PAPA, “I’m with stupid”;
Paul: OM tournaments, personal high-
gene; Melissa, Sara, Amanda: lilith fair,
tawanya; Alyson: stuffed animal wars;
Rachel: innocent UNC trips; Kristen: dead
people; Sarah and Kathy: brain trip day;
Alsace: “hey, cool it man”; Mark: Mango,
non-curse words; Qarice: betrayals, hon
eysuckle, Visine;Anand: lights, ending
16-year drau^ts; Claire: Dukebaskett)all:
Keri Ann, Ellen: gospels, playdough
SOFA triumverant cocoa leaves, God^U;
anti-prom guys: extra gasoline; Steel Mags
gHs: red armadillo groomscake; JCS cast
makeup parties, 11-foot suicides; Rose
kids: leaving Greenville, mythical mas
cots; Seniors: pranks, squirrels, sharp &
round, memories, tears, and love.
I, Nickcole Maynard, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath
the following to juniors of 2nd Bryan:
peace, happiness, and lack ofhousekeep-
ing; wrestling team: lots of intensity (and
dedication); the Corkster: a man in uni
form; Bob: a full box (all the time, you
know what I mean); Whitey: “living the
Vida Loco”; Lauren: a room at niy house
anytime (thanks for the weekend =));
Moldy Hoe: a compatible roommate, lots
oflaughs; Katy and Aflia: Chemistry labs
and disks (thanks for helping me survive
and pass); Carrie: all my love to my fel
low “bear”; Bradley: songs (next time I
fsomise not to follow you, ha, ha); Ashley:
NC State (where is the money?? obvi
ously not being given to us, flianks S&M);
all the other people who have made my
two years here great ALL MY LOVE AL
WAYS.
I, Matt Wagers, being of erstwhile
mind and indolent body, do hereby be
queath to.. .Greg: cost-effective, energy-
efficient, fluorescent li^t bulbs; massive
paradigms sorely in need of shifting, and,
of course, “trouble [it is then]...”; Gray:
Swanee, several substantial points fwyour
divers arguments, a delicious slab ofbeef,
umm, and, umm, your mother; James:
one ska cd, and, well, you know, Adam: a
windowless shanty on the desolate alkali
salt flats... with a T1; Katz: several idle
{XDcesses; Elizabeth: an inexhaustible rep
ertoire ofbemused looks; Bradley: Incu
bus, stelumanta William Shatner, kaj
quaint mountain crafts; Roshan and Jud:
tire Shoemaker equation (may it serve you
well); Kyle: sloth and long pants; Billy:
your fevorite commedia dell’arte clown;
dd: moe infernal botedmi; Molly: a glee
fully SQLcotrv
pliant database;
Dr. Naiman: a
Genie vortex
and a lascivious
fidrmonger,Mr
Goebel,
Dr.Nanney,and
all of my teach
ers: genuine
gratitude;
Yinon: a belt
and a comb;
“SPAM”: a file
cabinet; Jason: a
deep, abiding
respect forEdia
St. Vincent-
Millay; Vick:
no intended of
fense; John
Friedrick: the
ptxniseofboth
acuity and rotundity; and, finally, to Greg:
“...for you!”
I, Caroline Edwards, being of de-
lirioirs mind and tired body, do hereby
bequeath to Lisa; Dr Wilson, Etiiics, and
guys wife nice legs; Buckley; Warren, try
big little brother, all the fun this school
can handle; Alysoir a feoulder, cool brace
lets, fiwdom from my singing; Cindy:
goodnights and hugs; Heidi: energy to
run at 6:00 am; Peter H: back massages;
Colin: acar. Stats groi^): neat prpas. See
refills, data entered right; Third Beall
Hoochies: Freedom firm Level I’s, Hall
Meetings, Phone Time, In-Room; Third
Beall Juniors: Marlene, have fun; Anand;
Physics labs, homewoik, sleep; Jennifer
Bighead, fee stuff i can never find, late
nights, bucky; Mel: my conputer, room,
long talks and lots of fun; Chrissy: my
other romantic, my cares and troubles, fee
little Mermaid, Newsies, tiianks fcM’ your
understanding and patience with me;
Shilpa: all the happiness in the world,
Mcxganton, sand, ski lifts. Macaroni Grill,
tiianks for taking me through tears, laugh
ter, guys, and school; Charies: the pond,
bam, Jenny, the park, the rules, kisses,
dinners, dances, smiles, and niy love. You
make my life so special and I love you!;
To all: Best of luck in life and God bless
you! Go Blue Devils!
I, Chi Cheng Wang, being of
strong mind and intelligent body, do
hereby bequeath the following to Eric L:
my sense ofhunxH-, and my thanks for tile
best last 4 weeks of my senior year. Com.
and Phil; my romi. Hill 207, that is larger
than room 214; S. Caudle: my knowledge
of netwaking; John “1 mean Mike” Daly;
my opinion that Playstation is better than
N64; K. Morrison: my best wishes for
your old computer, S. Morrison (Rising
Saiior); my virtue of patience for that birth
day gift and my poor CD that is hated by
yourdiscman; D. Dyson: my intelligence
in *ceitain* matters; Mark E.: all my mp3s,
ohwait...;feerestoftheclassof’00:.
l,Tejas Patel, being of sound mind
and long body, do hereby bequeath the
following to Kister: an Exeter hat, loud
Tostitos, more bass, fiiendship, respect,
my seal of approval, and two-way under
standing; Marvin: fee family, the Westside
Connection, an open invitation, laughs,
and of most of all lespecf Raff Pringles, a
room at Carolina, wisdom, understand
ing, and of course madd props; Hawkins;
daddy rights, and respect, mainly OFF
fee court; David: post-skillz, and magic
shoes; Jewel: fee cd “Pieces ofYou.” a C-
on a Spanish test; Ankeet: some help in
Spanife; Jeremiah: 2 feet, power, Katie: a
Yankees hat; Kyle; fee physics floor, and
RJ.: all my dirty dishes.
I, Greg McCoy, hereby bequeath
fee following items to the people I feel
would ^predate the most To Larry Zhao;
sometiiing to drink and some snacks, an-
otiieryearofMrs. Anderson and Dr. Miller,
and honorary titles of RLA, PCC, MPC,
Student Ambassador, SGA Treasurer, and
Senior Rep.; Justin Mitchell: all tire dimes
and straight pieces next year. Uni Pride
son!; Jun Huh: all the girls you could
dream of(tiiataren’tJustin’s); Cornelius:
luck; Suzanne Robbins; a solo part in
Chorus; Alex Hawkins: my game; Justin
Johnson: my love for fee game; And last
but not least. To all fee dirties, out there,
you know who you are, much tiianks, for
giving us something to talk about every
night.
I, Kyle Butler, being of a not so
sound mind andlxx^, do herdiy bequeath
the following to The Juniors of3E; every
thing that Sandy Sanford worked hard to
build; PITS; ny server and computers,
take care of them; SPAM: my unreliable
sanity; and to fee class of2000: my per
sistence.
I, Gray Kimbrough, indeed exist
ing in both the physical and neurological
realms, do hereby bequeath the following
to James; fee ability to no longer be “Un
der Pressure” at Florida State; to Eliza
beth: a lifetime supply of protein kick
ers—use them wisely; to Bradley: your
CDs back; to dd: 400more messages on
fee alumni list, and the knowledge that
your class was never “boring as Hell”; to
Mrs. Brinson: fee courage toadminister
another “Eat Lower on fee Food Chain
Day”; to Mr. Litle and Ms. Moose: sar
casm plenty, to Adam: a map of the worid
outside ofyour room; to Matt: All of our
Matt-Cad documents, and strength feat
you may never become as immoral, dis
honest, deceitful, and unjust as 1 am; to
Shruti: my extra chunky plates; to
Amanda: all of ny money, totaling two
dollars and seventeen cents, to help pay
for Johns Hopkins; to Katz: jeans that
aren’t tight, and all fee Linux install help
1 can offer, to Billy; help wife any repul
sively sarcastic signs you may need; and,
finally, to Matt, Greg, and James: endowed
professorships at both fee Center for fee
Advancementofthe Conservative Alts and
the Zaius Institute ofTechnology.
I, Morgan Simonds, being of un
stable mind and curious body, do hereby
bequeath the following to John: all the
dinnerplatesyoucould ever want; Naomi:
a bottle, a babysitter, and a room key;
Russell: a chicken, a dead baby, and a
staple gun; Vann: a gag; Anand: some
sleep and a new tire; Duffy: lots of sleep
andarelaxingsummer,Erik:ahammock,
a thinfele, and my sanity to make it through
the summer and next year, to those that I
didn’t mention (you know who you are)
and everyone that was mentioned: my
friendship and fee knowledge feat 1 will
never be that fer away; and to all my junior
fiiends and fee person that is just graduat
ing a year later: a place to escape, and
time
1, Steve Carpenter, being of Ulti
mate mind and scraped-up, grass
stainedbody, do hereby bequeath to Ray: a
good housekeeper and 3/2 of an incisor,
Tim: tickets and rides to all fee concerts
we never went to; Forrest: exactly 1 /4 of
Bernice; Justin: exactly 1/4 ofBemice and
some anti-depressants foryournoommate;
Gentry: anice loud stereo at 7:00 AM;
Travis; fee combination to Gentry’s trea
sure chest andagrass skirt; Greg andJames;
a bus full ofYankees- to “use” at your
disposal; Burke: that 45 minutes- wher
ever it went; Jayur. a permanent connec
tion to Richie Hodel; Doug; a lie detector,
Mike Beer: juniors as cool as us and a
FOURTH Director’s Ciq); Phillip Chang:
sole possession of the stoop; my Little
Bro: eveiything you want but won’t ad
mit; Eric Hawkins: S&M ULTIMATE-
the legacy; tire 1999-2000 Ultimate Team:
fee infinite skill and knowledge of fee se
niors; the 1998-1999 Ultimate crew^. Watt’s
Lawn style; fee Baseball team: luck, wins
and hours of live BP; to fee rest of you:
fee room^ open take whatever you want
1, Adnan Siddiqui, being of Mus
lim mind arid “sneaky” body, do hereby
bequeath fee following to Kyle; brotherly
love and chapstick; Hamza: many du’as
and imam status for maghrib jama’at;
Darm good times andaveibalwcxkbook;
Lany^otHrfidence'andsaatch-n-sniffstick-
ers; Andy G: divine guidance on cal tests;
Brian W: my madwTCstlingddllz; Pratik:
Asaamu-alaikum; Childers: my “in your
eye”jumpshot; Peter R; helium; 3E fellas:
Goldbeig housekeeping; TAKBIR!; and
to fee rest of fee e/o 2000, “You’re soooo
meantome!
1 Kelaiah Robinsrai being of sound
mind and weary body, do herdjy bequeath
the following to Holly Tyler and Betty
Tung: the responsibility of keeping fee
hall up to 3rd Bryan standards; “Shank”:
fee outfield and fee dream of
catching one over the fence;
Ashley: late night talks, the falling loft,
and many boxes of Granola; Emily “big
girl” Kuhn: B.A.RS.(don’t eat too much);
Melissa, Suzi, Fatima, Holly, Hassana;
memories of 3rd Bryan Lounge ‘99
wheneveryou’redownandneeda
laugh; Lauren Kahn: monopoly.
1, Emily Herbert, being of ques
tionable mind and active body, do herein
bequeath fee following to Katie P; bliss
and lizard poison; Shruti: 200 decibels;
Suzi: SPF45; Tracy: fishnets; Susanne:
juicy stories; Heidi L: mysteiy men; Kate
& Walker: a great senior year; Karmy:
tortillas, Cheerwine, midnight naps, fee
orgy loft, Mooresville, Phillips66, and
sweet lovin’; Claire: Aztec chickens,
BEAST, 3rd Heall, Margarita, Cosmic,
9000 level ll’s, and all my love; Jackie:
good mornings, grandma cookies, boys at
fee door, and a million hugs; Beach Girls:
sunrise swims and long drives; J-SAW;
running naked in the yard and lighting
ourselves on fire; Hollins: big hugs, long
talks; Paul L: many moons, alien encoun
ters, good night kisses, falling asleep at
sunrise, and many thanks; Justin: 3BL
door code, napped flies, pool hall brawls;
Assley: booty dance and “Hey Miss” hugs;
Michal: peace and beautiful women;
Frankye: HallC; Addie: Mahatma, tree
dancin’, and open arms; Jo & Carrie: ex
tra special sauce; Adam: wish fish; Bear &
Brockman: red meat; Willy: Halloween,
girly things, and an ankle deep puddle;
Clark: 8 inches; Vic: clothes to borrow;
Daniel J: swimming wife fee gators; Paul
H: your own camouflaged hat; Roshan:
world domination; BrandiGirl: old times;
SeniorClass: FREEDOM!
1, Kim Maners, being of confused
mind and curvy body, do hereby bequeath
fee following to 4B: my forever love and
senior SLACKNESS; to Tee: the right
guy for you; to Kristina: G.S. memories
and late night campfire songs; to
Shishir my advice wheneveryou
need it; to Kristin: my wonderful dancing
abilities and a whole lot of lovin’; 2nd.
East: my forever faithfulness, love, and a
collection ofbetter invite movies; to Sohair
stinky poopy and nasty pics; to Liz: walks
to nowhere, country music, and Rhino
lovin’ whenever you want it; to Erick:
Elmo dinners, outside study sessions, fiiny
sweaters, real Chemistry, and all my love.
I, Dan Fuigurson, being of bent
mind and sane body, do hereby leave this
stuff to these folks: Megan Winfield: a
soda bottle that’s about to bust, a
bumblebee’s flight, medicine foryourlast
nerve when i get on it, and besides the
many things that i can’t recall, all of my
love and fee rest of my life...; To Conor
Boing I’ll leave all fee
inoney 1 owe you, a
can of paint thinner, a
chair (not for sitting),
andPhilEbeLunqto
Megan Coates: i’m
sure that you’ll be
happy with a new
wardrobe from
Abercrombie....; Zev
Friedman: a Grateful
Deadalbum,anewpair
ofsandals, and an en
tire sheet of paper;
Russel Eure: a Rusted
Root CD soya won’t
take mine, $5 to in
vest; to Anthony
Reid: many, many
thanx fix everything—
you helped make my
stay bearaHe—keep on
tellin’ it like it is.
Congrats to fee Class
of1999and 1 wish you
all the best ofluck.
1, Meredith Clapp, being of sane
mind and sane body, do hereby bequeath
fee following to Kate: a trip to Atlanta, a
senioryear filled wife lotsoffun and more
slack days in fee sun; Rita: a lot of fun, a
slack senior schedule and more presents
like your birthday; Clarice: all my glitter
and seniors lackness; Corrie: “a click,”
road trips, a lot oftears, a license, rides on
a boat and a cake without footprints in it;
Mimi and Heidi, my two favorite Asians:
tile soldiers atFort Bragg, roadtrips, laugh
ter, matches and teletubbies; Chelsea:
Durham, more trips to the beach, my love
ofMLDew and endless smut; Kara: a bottle
ofSolarcaineandoranges wife honey Eliza
beth: a clean room; and to all: my love,
late nights/early mornings of fun.
Madonna’s “Like a Prayer,” and trips to
Honeyk