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PAGE 6 I, Michal Jeremi Orlikowski of sound body, and a mind that requires fur ther evaluation, do hereby leave behind this school to the Junior Class and all others that may ever follow it. I hope that it serves coming students as well as it has me. May the best of luck come to all of you—Farewell. 1, Angela Hubbs, being of prepos- terous mind and phrenetic body, do heibybequeath the following to Megan: Bob the Flying Cantaloupe, the 12 year old at the beach, and all the world’s problems to on what’s-his-face; Lindsey: The comer table in the caf eteria, the 1999 AP Calculas answers, water fights with semi-strangers, and rubber duckys; Mary: Dirty Dishes (real ones), and marker fights; Krsiten: my third roommate; Smriti: Kristen; Jessica (Rectar)-all the discriminators of the world; Daniel: die elevator button, math tutorials and all the flys that come with it, and of course physics; Seph: the water in the biopond, and die name Queen ofDarkness (it fits you well); Joe: the knowledge that everything is yellow, kermit is a fiog, and the light is always on; Smithra: AH the I- viz signs diat involve me getting drenched; Elyse: Getting clobbered?, one the cocoa puffs from up my nose, the epitome of badaii,anddiictt^?;KfliBedi-dieo(ha- cocoa puff fium my nose, cool stufflike your roommates, and my chopsticks and fiance the chicken (I had to leave him to somebody); All slack rising seniors: my schedule. 1, Jonathan Nikfarjam being of healthy mind and lewd body, do hereby bequeath the following to: Aaron H.: a brctoi microwave to fix; AnandR:aootii- puter that actually works; Behrooz: an ATM card; B. Fruits: some more RAM; D. Moron: a muzzle, D; Dyson: a bigger monitor; E. Daniels: a new ping pong paddle; Gwen: an invitation to come back nextyear hint hint; Jennifer F.: a lifetime stock of sun tan lotion; Jesse: a QB ASIC manual; JessicaL: a Iftpound UNIX boc^ to whack people with; JoM.: calculus; Justin T.: a new door; Kate M.: a large nametag; Kyle: Afiica/Latin America; MaikE.: aS-yearsiqjply ofvodka; Scott E. : my third-grade model ofthe solar sys tem; SPAM: abotdeofhairgel; Susan E.: my slackness for next year, Yelena: two packets of cappuccino; and to everyone else that should be here I leave myforgetfulness and 200 word limit. To the class of2000 Heave the school’s history. KeqrNCSSManame of pride. My remain ing thirteen words 1 will take with me to Duke. bility you can handle (be careful what you wish for); Peter. Morgan, but only after I am done, and a verdict of your new best fiiend; Bobby: lots of illegal i-viz at YIG next year, a place to repel fiom, and rela tionships that never really happened; Lauren: conversations when Kevin doesn’t show, and the mariy things we know about each other, but never said. Ellen: memo ries of our usual greeting “Hi Ellen, Hi Alan”; Jen: Distance Learning, and your place as the madam speaker, the call girl; All of the Juniors: as many Cooleemee Stories as you can handle, our many memories ofthis year,and another wonderful year at NCSSM. Mayyourjuniors oily give you half as much trouble as you have given us... I, Paul Jang, being of tired mind and body, do herd^ bequeath the follow ing to Peter Robichaux: The B.A.S., a room at Carolina, Deez Nuts, and A mOTe permanent solution to our prob...lem....; Alice Chang: GrowthHamMie forll tftose times I stunted your growtii and MY MC hat; Adam Crain: Booty Mix 2and The J. Jesus A. Christ C. Si^rerstar Soundtrack; JeSMilboume: afik^eMofdeatiK; Eliza beth Moose: Oral Pleasure; Daniel Chun; My Old Deli; Cindy Lee and Joan Park: an imaginaiy sign; Nga Ly: A guy with out P.M.S. and a bar of soap for your mouth; Raoul Clements; Anna Jang; Kamal Kolappa: N^ync and The Backstreet Boys; Ellen Wingo: a Vermonsta Bucket with shoestring handle; Kiel Chapstick; an appointment; Amisha Shrimanker a slam dunk, hula hoop, and a prayer, Jennifer larrell: Mr. Litle; Karen Wong: The Cornell Cheerleading Team; KatherineTse: My boy Larry; Kristen Young: Peterela Robichaux; Heather Messera: John Phillips in the Buff; John Phillips; DukeUniversity; Justin Doshi: A cartoon; Marshall Grossell: a book on Egyptian interior design; and last but not least to Will T. Deans: My US Citizen- 1, Mark “Alan” English 11, be- ingofdetemrinedmind and over extenuated body, do hereby be- queath the following to Jewel: the yearbook. missing awkwardness. breadstix diners, long talks, and my everlast- ing friendship; Anand; a real theatre (witii gaff tape), my room, and of course my technical help; Duffy: Coke, 1 whenever they bring me more, and a 9'ped- N Ray, Ray-R^, being of deteriorating mind and overachieving body, do hereby be queath tire following to Emma Hardison: my position as basketball obtain and my pictures offyler, Jill Green and Jill McFee: my name; Hassana Durham: my place on the list of girls that visit Central often; Letta Heyward: my phone time; Danielle Downs: my box of tissues and a shoulder to cry on; Holly Bob: a billion smiles to replace the ones that you have given me this year, Melissa Hardy: my attitude and ability to tell it like it is; Gentille Taylor my baskettrall socks and the wild hair, Jill Green: my dry erase markers for writing early check on door; Brandy Shaw: try room, Radiel Reed: my Duke collection be cause I am mov ing onto Caro- lina, and most importantly 1 leave Fourth Bryan my taz coUecticm estal for you to drum on; Kate: ditmer for 3 that quickly became 10, and lots of mu tual fnends; Erik: all the drama re^xrnsi- ship! I Clarlynda Raynell Williams, “I,Carly “L’il Sprout” Tubbs, being of dirty mind and body, do hereby bequeath the following to Blair my feet, tire cheese on my pizza, and the hand (wiggle, wiggle) or...; Peters: a can of Can^jbellb Chunky Clam Chow- da, and the skeletcHi in the closet; Aislinn: Dove soap; Page: my room; Jennifer a pollinating flower, Lindsay: “Things to Throw at Dr. Bennett” and memories of Dr. Cunningham; Adele: butterfly clips and luck; Justin, mon chien: Regulators (it was a clear black night.. .),myseatin orchestra,aloveofgitls, and best wishes; my seniors: memories; Jayur “I see trees ofgreen,redrosestoo,lseetiiem grow, for me and you, and I think to myself. What A Wonderful World”... I love you. I, Melissa Hill, being of sound mind and body, do herely bequeath the following to my Elizabeth: our times in History/English class, long talks, and wasted time in the sun; Brandon: good times at HCHS; Aislinn: much respect; Raynell and Fallm: baskettrall games and overheard eomments in the locker room; Ttfi&ty B: anothernewpairofdwes; Kenya- “my cousin”: luck in the future; Addie: baskeftiallINTENSrrYand Flraence dis cos; Keith: a personal weight room and calculus homework; Sara; old times; Courtney: sightings of The Lady Blue Devils; Faith: an answering machine to keep iq) with her men and Gas-X; Josh: notes in physics and a self-help bo(k-”Giil- friends 101"; Peters: “The Pink Ladies”, my physics notebook and free visits to UNC; Tijan; playing HORSE and a bond between two tall people; Carly: tunning from SLI’s and lotion for extremely dry skin; Stephanie; water balloons/shaving cream; Blair: my number at UNC- for whenever you need to get away, sisterly advice, and my MILK ADS; Tiffany: an- swas for her inquiring mind, mathcad labs and my ever-lasting fiiendshq); Carlos: my heart, all my love, and the best six months I could have ever imagined! I, China Kluttz, being of some thing mind and scHudhing body do hereby bequeath the following to; Emily and Frankye; 120 reasons; Addie: western, good music, 3 minutes of stardom, mas ters, whatever bubbles was; Daniel; your own personal piano note and “you’re in my bubble;” Patricia: face wash; Justin Mccollum; big pq^ if i were a...; forest: snoring; Tejas: sharks, piggy back rides, Tijan; pj; walk in closets; Janet 2 years of catching nt; Scott discussions about j^ys- ics, fish heavens, socks; Phil; privs as the first 4BB; Pat: long talks and mutual ha treds; Brandon; lists, and piecesof..; Paul raff: skills for putting your arm around someone; Jesse K; oranges; Brandon G; cross dressing day on Emily’s couch; Jus tin Mitchell: magnetic plates; peter robichaux: peter forever, raynell; latex pigs; AUisoa-webotiiknowshekphobic; Mary Glenn: to do lists; Brian Andrews: com mon e-zones; Steve: Jumping; Letta: cracker dancing skills; Jill Mcfee: are you ajunior, Danielle: feria; Tee: perfect eye brows and Latin American papers; Eva: smiles in the hallway; Holly: recruitment skills; Jill Greene: realistic bedtimes; :Laurai:eatlym(ming glares; Kristina and Brancfy: transfcamations for when you too get bored. I, Ray Hungils/HandymanTan, being of incoherent mind and exhausted body, do herein bequeatii tire following to Minesh: an alarm clock, beef, my room mate; Cindy: Broken Relationship (Wil son); Shilpa: stat write ups; James: food; Greg: a scroggin’ room; Jayur: picking skillz; Axel: film club, an ashtray/trashcan; Rita: rolled iqj SAT booklets, a man, hip bumping; Justin: nee how, Bernice; Mike: quarters, salad dressing, soiled bed; Chun: broken limbs, kim chi; Steve Carpenter nair, scale remover, $40 worth ofprotein; Doug: truth serum; Travis: more sarcasm, StudentAmbassador, Alice: MEAT, HGH, my smooth moves; Kat Asiafest, Daniel/ Valerie; Elizabeth: WRRD tests, Mulan, Duke baby, bickering; Forrest; Gunp-viz, “I’m over her”, lau^g in phone booth, yourstq3idtheory,ramen,“niceguys fin ish last”. Hip Hop and we don’t stop, Bernice; Jennils/Shannils: stiqtid sound ing names when “ils” is added; Haritha: JHU backup to UNC; Emmils: swing, paperclip bracelet, good times; Tim: Ri ders, guitar, 105.1, fnends like me, N’Sync, stinky feet, Steve as a grades part ner, rolled tongue; Alison, my best bud: monopoly, short cuts through Duke Wall, bottomless pit known as your stomach, dinner bills, Victoria Secret, long talks/ lectures, soccerplayers, midnight rescues, dominance, later sis don’t forget to visit I Faith Williams being of sound mind and graduating borfy hereby bequeath the following to my hallmates: Blair un limited access to the sounc^jroofbootiis in the ETC so you can sing until your heart is content; Lindsey: a relaxer, Adele: $0.35 to call Shelly; Aislinn: unlimited phone access after 11pm (Hey I won’t be here); Sarah Peters: a pair of fitted jeans; Meredith: my closet orga nizer; Jarttie: you get breast implants to go with your ghetto booty; Roody; one of my free periods; Carly: a razor and some vaseline, because lotion is not strong enough for your feet; Alyson: 1 leave un limited visits to UVA; Kenya: n^ entire CD collection; Tiffany Best: all of those honest Clinton fellows and the traits that are so hard to find in a man. Kenziewith his hard-working dedicated self and Dorian and his vivacious appetite; Melissa Hill and Stephanie Scott, what could I possi bly leave to the two people that seem to have everything. The only thing I can think to leave you with is something that you have had all year and that is my re- qrectandfiiendship. I, J. Wilcox Tufts, being of firm body and mmd, leave the foUowing; Duffy; medication and the Liquid Nails; Anand; the ETC, my ♦rainbow papers*, and 1 OOmph; Karlsson; my skillet and the French cigarettes; Kate; the Benz (or at least a ride); Clarice: a tongue ring, Eliza beth Reed, love nibbles, a promise, and a pretty picture...”you’re my girlfriend and I love you.” I, Roshan Baliga, being of cre ative mind and unkept body, do hereby bequeath the following to Ellen: a blue pony; Rosie; Scrumdiddlyumiousness; Amisha: $5 and a wake up call; Liz: My Pet Ant; LaurereadocM-prop for 2nd Beall; Jewel: tire darkroom; Yockey & Hawkins: ultimate; Alice & Justin: the last stand; Thakker mathematical resourcefulness; Kally; IM^ Jennifer Size 44 Flannel Bk- ers; Emma; 18 l^s in the PEC; Rita; A door and phone to answer, and to Third West, Care ofDavid: Motivation. I VIC, of insane mind and goofy bo(fy,leavetttyDADoi4ieto:AlexYodffiy and Eric Hawkins; to Erik Karelson: my Chem skillz; to Katie W: (tiiy little sis- ta)ayearlong invitation tomy UNC patfy house; to Davie C.: some sense and moti vation fa tiie hall next year, to Dr. Naiman andMrs.Btins(Mi:maysomectazyjuniOT next year take 15) my place in class—after all, who really pays attentiai in class any way—you gotta keep it fim; to the R’ham crew (Holly,Tomnty, and Carrie): ha ha you’ve got one more year—itwon’tbetiiat bad, hey you could al ways go to UNC!! To S&M;Ileaven^BBQ pits and meat to cook on them!!!!!! I, Elizabeth “daisy” Smith, being of sound mind and body, do hereby be queath the fdbwing to; nty Hero: pennies, bak- lava, & your very own doodle sheet; Courtney: Sonic lime shushies, Thomas, & magnolia trees; Shan non: wildflowers, chocolate sleigh bells, & “James”; Melissa; those long-awaitedcol- fegeMEN;Jewel:Diet Mountain Dew; The Book ofQuestirais, & “mahal kita”; Tim: the GOOD times; Karen: the cute blond from church; Megan; mile-long straws & jelly-shooters; Antoine: Cosmic veggie burritos & ani^t atYale; Marshall: sorry, 1 couldn’t decide; Ellen & Charley; the best hall on earth; Lauren; my printer; Whitney; ajet plane & my blue maternity shirt; Rosie: 3rd level tiiou^ts; Ellen: an angel on your shoulder, Kristin: tire best fotmsofproaastinatk)n!;Ray; cheesecake; Koun: an unlimited pass to PARTY witii me next year I, Ryan Smith (Smithra), being of my own mind and CENSORED body, do herehy bequeath the following; To Kale, I leave my collection ofBanana’s; to Sarah, 1 leave Kate; To anyone who wants it, 1 leave my legacy; To Mike Beer, I leave your wall (mostly unscufied);To everyone else, 1 leave mass confusion; finally, to no one in particular, I leave NCSSM. I, Joan of Park, being of serene mind and impeccable body, do hereby be-
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