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queath the following to Nga: asian hair,
promotion to Juice-Girl, love joan bone;
Jen: reindeer to chase in the snow; Benita:
mad stickers, peace of mind and a smile to
get you through those tough times;
Candace: a crazy asian for next year; my
dear brother, Kiel: an awesome junior sib
ling; Alice: stars to fill your sky, ugly
junior girls; Rohan: a big hug; Tim: a
pinkbouncy-ball; Koun: surprises and three
of everything; Katie: 5-pound bag of
gummy bears; Shilpa: lime green playdoh;
Haritha: see-through hoochie outfits;
Swqma: lifetime’s siq^ly of Gel-pens and
Tom Cruise; Steve: hearts and flowers;
Kristen: Trailblazers, fet-reducing grape-
fiuit and blue-skied, picture-perfect days
where you can sit out and pretend to do
work; Audrey: h^piness and good food;
Paul: a woman; Raoul: a hello; Daniel:
Chopin Nocturnes, knee highs, a red
pleated schoolgiri skirt, and Time; Arpita:
the John, box ofKelloggls cornflakes and
a male version of me; and last, but cer
tainly not least to Cindy: my thanks to
you...sarang hae nayeh chingoo ya...two
inches, a license, but also, ajun^ rope for
those 4 am late nighters!
I Joseph Kinnamey, being of not
so sound mind and body do hereby leave
the follovringi^xin my eminent departure
fix)m this world: to Kate, my cucumber
collection: to Sarah, my kite: to Frank,
my surface water retention device (dam):
to Jayur, my power tea, my gatorade
bottles, my holy chair, all the stuff under
the coudi,bdiind the couch, in fee lounge,
under my bed, in the net thingyfliat hangs
fiom his bed, a ladder to help him get to
the top bunk, and all rtry country CD’s: to
James, my power cord to my CD player
to Forrest, the check sheet: to Doug, my
eternal happinesst: o Eric, my laptop: to
Chris Nichols, a bag of chips: to Aniy, all
n^fl^tpers.
I, Darius Smith, being of sound
mind and bocfy do hereby bequeath to Ken
Bradley: the trumpet section; Chris Jor
dan: the ‘Tamily”; Kristen Heard: dance;
Kristina Belcourt: Patricia’s room; Clara
Scarry: sleeping in Calculus; and Jill
Fribele: bad senior siblings (sorry).
I, Jonathan Pahl, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby bequeath the
following to Duffy; changing the absence
policy; Yinon: The APC Website; Jill:
chemistry (who knows, you may need it
sometime); Qarice: abunch o’good times
and trouble;); Kate: a ride to Emory;
Eric: a sweet forehand flick; and last but
not least, Dave and Hamza: the hall.
1, Nicole Kleinstreuer, being of
flexiblemindandbody,do hereby bequeath
the following things to the following
people: Jenni: 2 luckies, the fountain, a
room to crash in, a functional belly-button
ring, late nights, a million memories; Pat:
shottie!, card games at Cosmic, a seesaw,
Roshan: notes in Number Theory; Qay: a
green-eyed girl; John: a math person, a
happy relationship; Dexadrin; Anand: fun
with Dot; Erik: a gecko cookie; Keren: a
trip to Costa Rica; Page: Mad Hatter’s;
Lyndy: a hotel room; 2C: the most beau
tiful girls in the world; Charles: CWF;
the ’97-’98 quadruple: “chocolate”; John:
arubberchicken; Morgan: cool shoelaces;
April: Dance Team; LauraToad: hfe with
an alien; Buckley: the Coke Machine;
Raomi: abike; Alan: roller blading; Willy:
my clothes for cross-dressing day; and to
the c/o 99: a bright future!!!
1, Conor Boing, being ofsome-
what sound mind and body, do hereby
bequeath the following ofmy most prized
possessions; To Peter Robichaux-1 leave
my re^)ectandabigger,betterbiay party;
To Megan 1 leave myself, you can have me
for as long as you want, and all my love
too;To Zev 1 leave an end tojewishjokes,
as well as a good trip for the future. To
Dan, 1 leave jxk, because I know it and he
doesn’t To all members of my hall 1 leave
my behind behind me.
1 Beth Turney of qjastic mind and
body, hereby bequeath the following:
Ahyah: a cookie; Amanda: mud, a phone
card; Cullen: a rated R night, the various
play places, sucking fingers; Daniel A:
mudshding; Hollins: D cup, “Lord Jesus”;
Beth: some play; Josh: some play; Jesse:
1 ® Hunt; a Beth and Claire night; Claire:
green polish, a
quarter, a 5,
Allison G., a
bladcli^tdar>ce,a
Jesus HO; Fallon:
C-H-, an exit door,
Karen: a clean
room,aBeff;Jo:a
jacket, latex for a
rainy d^,Kannai:
an italian, chemis
try, here’s your
bomb; Emily: un-
inpessed;Aarom
another lost
diance;Tejas:bras
(to practice);
Kister Jesse’s hot
sexy body; Bug:
ten, squash; Jackie and Justin 2“* place;
Maritza: a Quaker Demon Deacon; Suzi:
cig and a drink; Laurem a single, a world
without hate; Hernandez; a big wooden
stidq Marlene: Clairek potential children;
Emily K; a boy&iend, coast guard acad
emy.
I, Claire Sublette, being of gutter
mind and virginal body, do hereby be
queath some junk to these fools: Jackie:
bult-diumping rhyme^2ktiee braces; Car
rie & Jo: a key, a fan, and all night long;
Brandi; a string ofWoody’s; Karmen; 2
sweaty construction workers; Hollins; a
miracle bra and a neckrest for WRRD;
Jesse: a Beth and Claire night and ME all
summer, Emily: “You can go oryou can
stay. But I’m staying...”, waffle house
nights, carribou coffee; Amanda; a mud
pack, tall shoes, Ben & Jerry’s; Beth/
Cullai: whq) arxihandcufifere^rectfiilfy, a
threesome; Justin: Jimbo, my wonderful
roomie; Tejas: a barfbag; Aaron; deci
sions; Roshan; anight, Chinese food,Nico-
tine; Raff: a butt squeeze; Rohan: a short
girl; Mike: Flies, lots and lots of flies;
Mark; soap for a dirty mind; Billy; ladder,
Clark: a strap-on; Kister my cool friend
Jesse; Marlene: ahall fullofswEatyscream-
ing juniors; Paul Larkin: sea monkeys;
Jay: $20; Maritza: ahug and akiss.
I Jesse Wharton, being of tired
mind and luscious Ixxfy to hereby bequeath
ttie following; Amanda; late ni^t
[Hanks, room 324, “My heart will
go on”, and some mud; Hollins:
extra sharp cheddar cheese, my
lovely feet; Karen: Young & the
Restless, Sailor Uranus; Aliyah:
the peanut butter and jelly knife,
Claire’s cookies; Maritza; strug
gling French, a hug; Beth: Kitty
and Apollo, mudsliding, a Qaire
atxl Jesse ni^t; Ketarah; late nigjit
WRRD sessions, trip to 4* West;
Claire; pack of Camels, sticky
boobs, prom night, steeplechase,
a tall, hot sex slave; Carrie: late
articles; sex talks with Aliyah; Suzi
and Holly; an awesome room;
Tejas: 80’smbc, King EdwardsCi-
gars, prom. Outward Bound, a
little sister, Aaron; the sign; Kister
the coolest name in frie world; golf
course, prom, weekend at my
house; Paul Raff: Absolut Coke,
the sign; Decederfet George, fun editork
meetings, mudsliding; Alliscni Goss: sur
viving Outward Bound; Amy Jolley; kin
dergarten through 12*gradeandstillgo-
ing. Dockside DNls; Jami Holt the Frogs,
ticket out ofPoDc County, Dockside Dolls;
Keiiann; fleece pants; Nicole: S10; Fallort
Truth or Dare the 1 * Friday ofourJt year.
Jo: naps on the lawn, the curb; Pat D: a
big hug, a cigarette.
I, Jon Phillips, being of equivo
cating mind and zestful body, do herby
bequeath the following to Rosie: and my
utmost re^xet; Ellen: a Vermonster bucket
and a grappling hook; Kate: big smiles,
and plastic key-chain men; Rita: well-in
tentioned citrus fruit projectiles; 3E boyz:
Good times and Goldberg; John Davis:
Music and Cookies Only; Erik K.: yonder
blessed moon; Alex G.:Gertrudek dress;
Lany; conposure; Qarice; salvation; Pe
ter R.: depth of mind and voice; Jewel:
bagels and lox; Alice: nice pants.
I, Jab # 14, being of clear mind
andasoundborfy, do herein bequeath the
following to Phil and Com: in lieu of their
“master”, (she’s graduating), I must leave
them each other, Alex H: my clutch three
point shooting ability, use it well; Daud:
flie ability to go an entire season and NOT
get dunked on; BJ: lots of water balloons
and Lyndy; Alex G: some maturity;
Boomi: abrainfliat works; Audrey: some
sanity; Vihn and Stephanie: a hotel room
key; Nga: a better attitude; Jeremiah: a
new catch phrase; Greg and James:
Beer.. .(the SLI ofcourse); Frank: some
thing that rhymes with Menius; Burke:
Walltown; Certain Teachers (they know
who they are); I got two words for you!
All the WWF fens out there know what 1
mean; The School; I leave my many pre
cious manories; And to Samanttia: I leave
all the wonderful times we had together,
all of my love, and the promise of the
future.
I, Minesh Khatri, being sick in
mind and sound in body, do hereby
bequeaththe following to Ray “The La
dies Man”Tan: my one on one basketball
skillz, chicken, dentures, jokes about a
certain female’s defecation, $500,000;
Jimmy; my Dukes Of Hazard Collection,
a black trenchcoat; Greg: front row tickets
to the Scorpions, exclusive rights to “the
gtunf’; Burke: an elephant trunk and hope
that one day you will kill the rooster;
Frank: the handicrapper; Travis: a sub
scription to Hustler, burritos; Jab: beet
juice; Doug: a new camera and latex
gloves; Jayur: nipple protectors, Indian
food; Forrest: a lunar calendar. Gentry: the
Big Cat, a ‘fro; Timmy: connection 17,
loooooaf, Flintstones vitamins, a brick to
hit your roommate with next year, the
Beatles anthology; Carp: a plane ticket to
Jerusalem, the physics floor; Mac: my
slackness; Shruti; the “HUMP” sign,
Saurabh; Alice: pizza without fungus on
it; Haritha: pants that fit; Diana: date with
Jesse Helms; Marshall; “the eye,” my Ma
donna CD; Arpita: a sundial so you can
get to class on
time; Chun: hao
pigu; Saurabh:
booty call; JK: a
pineapple tipped
broomstick;
Alfred: keg of
Carlsbeig; Michael
0 Beer step 7 hear
ings, technical
fouls, a good taste
in music.
I, Patricia
Ann Marange, be
ing of sound mind
and body, do
hereby bequdh the
following to
Kristina Belcourt: my room and the title
of‘my junior’; Holly Shankle: my song;
Todd O’Boyle: charades; Katie Poulos,
Kyle McLaughlin, and Keriann Paul: my
club; Jeremiah Kimball: the pink flipflqrs;
Brandy Shaw: my fiustration due to a lack
ofsotnelhing; Kyle Butlen my autogr^h;
and Chris Jordan: my touch.
I, Adriane Boyd, being of stressed
mind and overworkedbody, do hereby be
queath the following to Allison; quotes,
Alvin, clocks with working LEDs, post
ers that stay v^, Oz, a cat on the highway
andatowtruck,towtrack,towtruck...
I, Liz Walton being of well who
knows, leave the following stuff, to the 4B
seniors:! love you guys and will miss y’all;
4B juniors: pop-ice, and 4B pride, guard
it well; Kristin: too many boys, poker,
andadeadqrossum;
Danielle: the park, curb, and a
25cent ring; Vann: underwear and cool
' boarders; Brandy: our “movies” and pic
tures; Evil Boy: all my absolute ads;
Mimi: Asian, and all of the trailer trash
stories; Kate: a new lab partner and
screams, and lots of love; Jill M.: road
trips and wrEqrping paper. Holly Bob and
Amber new nei^ibots that make less noise;
Jason: a professional haircut and a huge
hug; Dustin: some Cheetoes and Chinese
food; Benjamin Michael: a good wrestling
tournament, and a trip to State; Petrie:
sweetart fights, talks, and cool
boarders; SarahP: an elevator doOT
that never closes; Chiner and
Elimy: a case of hair dye; Kim;
trips to Eckerds; Mack-Mack: In-
dianlovin, duke, and some redneck
lovin; Anand: Mack, Chem., and
aboxofNats. Scott: his monkey;
and to Josiah Benjamin Barbour
the tree, angry bees, headlights,
and a big kiss!
I, anthony anagnostou, be
ing of sound mind and body, do
hereby bequeath to andrea and
becky: the gadfly and socrates’ in
famous words; to liz: my address,
write me..
anthony.anagnostou@yale.edu; to
bobby: aim high; to the incom
ing MPCs: advice, but we already
went through that; tochilders:
watch over my brother next year,
to c/o 2000: (safe) firewoiks at your mock
graduation
1 Paul Larkin being of mind and
bocfy do hereby bequeath the following to
Eric Hawkins and Alex Yockey: 3r33t
Ultimate Frisbee Skillz; to Amisha: En
vironmentally Scientific Skillz; to Jason
Smith: the legendary thirdjokers card fiom
me and da ICP juggalos
I, Julius “Ex RLA/ The Enforcer”
Stevenson, ...being of warped mind and
intimidating body, do hereby bequeath the
following to Reid Long: My Room (use
it well); Phillip Chang; poop in the
shower, many checks & housekeepings to
come, a RLAship that will be lost for
something stupid; Godwin; A Pentium
111; Idilbi; “Gimps” on 2nd Hill; Dustin:
Audrey, those big melons you can’t eat;
Todd: an extra “X” chromosome; Derek
“Curly”: Fatimah, take care ofbofii Susans
forme; Danny Talbert Magic cards, anew
computer. Matt Moore: A new atm, a girl
friend that really exists; Ken: My trumpet
skillz; ’^The rest of the 1 st Hill returning
seniors*: Richard “The Buns” Bruns,
“The Phantom Crapper”; Daniel Downs:
Another prom night with Jeff; Lyndy: A
beautiful song; Emma: Coleman Bailey;
Lauresi: Common Sense, Susan, some play
(in a tube), illegal 1-viz, couscous, a man,
and much luv fiom me (come visit); April:
Jaguar Pride, SG A (rule with an iron fist),
Omar’s lumpy head, the back of the bus,
much luv (Come visit); Susan Sizemore:
Lauren, Latin Legs (and arms), 36,4:00
AM, all my love. *The rest of the junior
class: fun with anarchy Catch you on the
flipside.
I, Jonathan Suther, being of
overcafieinated mind and atro[iying body,
do hereby bequeath the following to John
Davis: the right to listen to music and eat
cookies; Hamza Aziz; the right to make
peqtle do their housekeeping; David An
geles: the right to whistle in the shower,
MichaelMartin; theright to listen to mp3s;
Jason Smith; the right to use isopropyl
alcohol; Doug Paletta: the right to be cool;
Ymon Benton the right to kick people off
the network; Kate Morrison; the right to
collect on the debt I owe her, and the right
to the title “3210”; Sarah Morrison: the
right to assault me with a notebook; Amy
Booi: fee rightto eat the food in my room;
Rebekah Hawes; fee right to indefinitely
borrow shirts; Vtdya Goli: fee right to
many hours of chemistry lab; Jo Mason:
the right to swing dance; Cathy
Middleton: fee rightto sing; David Dyson:
the right to make wise decisions; John
Botjas: the right to breathe; Yelena
Burtseva: fee right to sharpen her finger
nails.
1, Juanita Evans, being of remark
able mind and fascirfeting body, do herby
bequeath fee following to Garrett Steedly;
my prized Joe Blow gum, glow in the
dark Halloween makeup, and my eternal
love; Keysha Mayfield: all skeletons,
Marilyn Mansrai/Rob Zombie posters, and
music to impress your family with, a
hauntingly quiet room on fee weekends,
and my gratitude and love for being one of
fee greatest people 1 know; Kristen Ward:
fee stack of paper games to go along wife
all fee physics we never learned; and 3rd
Beall: my very special Smurf collection.
1, Bradley Perry, being of a mind
and a body, do bequeath to Elizabeth, trips
to fee bank, talk ofhome, and stuff—’’are
you not diverted?”; to Gray, something
between black and white...; to Yelena,
MICE!!! and hopes that her senior year
will be as fabulous (slack!) as mine was;
to James, helping hands and some pop
corn; to Paul, Orion (I know I’m right on
feis one!); to Zev, all of urchin-dom, hitch
hiking included; to ‘Mander, M44, and
more!; to Marie, “oops”; to 1D, a little
patience...; to Ken, Dr. Stadter (Vivamus,
mea lesbia, atque amemus!); to Vincent, a
better workservice; to Matt, mountain
crafts; to Joey, certamen and talk of MIT;
to Doug, a bowl and maybe a friendly
word; to Addie, Astyanax!!!; to fee cast of
Steel Mags, a director^ cut performance;
to Corky, some crack; to Bob, more crack;
to Ashley, Melissa, and Katy (and Nikki!),
geometry all-nighters and a coiple of ops