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semoK WILLS
iors and Seniors, LINDSAY IS
NOT MY SISTER.
I, Geoff Mill, being of
superior mind and God-like
body, do hereby bequeath to:
Talen Yerger, a raft, Riley
Roberts, “warter” and 4th
East; Elizabeth Currin, Ger
man and Herr K.; Jessica
Roark, something niee;
Ambareesh Pandit, a red
marker; Will Gameau, “some
chill”; Chris Burke, some help;
Rob Watts, a jug of old milk;
ShaLeka Covington, one of
those nasty sandwiches;
Stephen Greenfield, a one-way
train ticket; Wesley Harris,
“thumbs” up; Alistair
Anagnostou, a brightly col
ored shirt; Blair Turner,
Alistair; Jessica Jones, YOUR
fruit flies; Evan Bumess, a bag
of coal; Chris Paul, Shlensky
papers; Doug Whitfield, Brit
tany Spears; John O’Dowd, a
round room; All the juniors;
good luck; Mike Charlton,
Riverdance; Mrs, Maier, fond
memories; Mrs. Sikkink, lots
of thanks; Mrs. Anderson,
great things; All of my teach
ers, lots of fun; All of my se
nior friends, you’ll find out
later; Science and Math, . . .
1, Colin Treiber, of
sound body and semi-sound
mind will the following. To all
those that have helped me
through these years, I leave
you a place in my heart. To
Joe Lyles, Ms. Anderson, and
Ms. Compton 1 give you hope
to never stop teaching. Joe
Morrell, my roommate, I
leave you memories of laugh
ter and of good times, I love
you, man. Z, 1 give you my
room if you ever need a place
to crash. To Ellen Wingo, a
thousand hugs. To Erick
Daniels, a lifting partner. To
Steven West, a bunny chest.
To Bobby Miller, the skill to
get that crimp. To Heidi
Landry, a new set of knees.
To Jesse and Jill, an eternity
of love. To Raj, my shorts.
To Damon, First Hunt. To Jus
tin, a million miles of non
gravel trail. To NCSSM, the
legacy of the “Magic-Mop”.
To April, 1 give my Heart,
Body and Soul.
I Justin Mitchell leave
everything to Nick Alexander,
represent son! To Rohit aka
MC Hindi, Cabarrus county
pride, and some drinks, to
Mitch, Jamarl, Tyrone, and
Jay (BMG) I leave a 118 al
bum, some real rhyming skills
and all of my CD's. To Nidhi,
2nd middle initials (sorry still
can’t tell ya), and some hijinks
for next year, Minar, visits to
go shopping next year,
Bumni, Alex G., and Daud, all
our experiences here, to P.J.,
a pair of corrective shoes to
fix your walk. Summer Ven
tures, and teflon ‘fros, Alex
11., two brand new knees, Vinh,
devil faces on doors, Larry Z.,
visits to St. louis next year
from me and Greg, and proper
basketball equipment, Lauren
K. aka Buddy, 1 leave that boy,
and more trips to 9th St. next
year. To WHB, Therese, and
John, appreciation for all the
support.
I, Paul Raff, of math
ematical mind and hairy Rus
sian body, humbly bequeath the
following: to Andy and D.avid:
WESTHOUSE; to Justin
Brockman: my math skillz; to
Kadey: someone to chill with
this summer; to Rob McRight:
social skillz; to Aaron and Jack
Cheng: assurances of your out
standing ability and potential;
to Jacki: my hair; to Nidhi and
Gia: a big hug; to Elango: my
captain’s badge; to Spew Bern:
another awesome after-Prom
party; to D.J.: a better room
mate; to Rob Watts: some
height; to Brent: a better-rec
ognizable Jeep Cherokee; to
Katie Livingston: everything
1/16/2000 - 2/16/2000, and
nothing else; to Peter
Robichaux; Bomberman; to Jill
McFee: an apology for not
spending more time with you;
to Yockey; cackitty cack cack
cack; to P.J.; Charley; to Char
ley; P.J.; to Jewel: a kiss; to
MLC: a million high-fives; to
all my peeps, I love you; to
Mary Whelan: all my love; to
myself: a hopeful future. See
you there.
I. Quyen Vu, leave the
following to: Rebecca Wingo:
a clean room, Monday walks
to French/Spanish, homemade
cookies in empty Ritz box and
naps on “The Couch.”
Junghyun Ryu: ACC and late
nights making tapes.
Stephanie Liu: ACC and tall
Chun. Pauline Hong: ID.
Michael Chan: ACC and
Faulkncr-style sentences.
Selene Yue: Lang, seminars.
Jonelle Stovall: summer days
at Duke, Bojangles and punk-
boy. Jay Gnana: hard-to-wear
sari, Chicago, and papers to
edit. Tracy Wester: sunbath
ing on Reynolds lawn,
Chicago’s "Prison Tango,”
and Mole Cell labs. Emily
Humphrey: phone booth. Dr.
Nanny’s assignments and
CNN surprises. Michell
Chang: curfew check and “bur
dens” of an Asian female. An
thony Ramirez: “Ok...thank
you...bye-bye!”
I. Liz Shuford, of ex
hausting mind and pierced
body, leave the following: to
Holly and Elizabeth, supergluc
for all the loose pieces of floor
in 205; to Nigel, as many beasts
as he wants/can handle; to
Talen, a $3 credit at Kerr Drug;
to Emily W., lots of late-night
desserts and plenty of party
time; to Nicole M., more juicy
material (even without me) for
her post-check documentary;
to Pam, 1st oboe and the
messed up English horn; to
Perry, another year of mean
ingful time in Hunt and all
kinds of electronic music that
1 still can’t differentiate; to
the new MPCs—Gaby, Emma,
Sejal, Dave, Mike, Alistair,
Bevin, and Sharon—a success
ful year, marathon meetings,
lots of laughing, and all the
junk in the office; to all the
London minitermers, the
fourth-floor vending ma-
ehine...
1, Teresa Rainey, being
of idealistic mind and tallish
body, do hereby bequeath to
the following: Amy Dallen
and Hugh: the utter relief of
not having to deal with Span
ish again until college
•snicker*. Also Amy D.: the
title of Mathcad Goddess (I’ll
be praying to you). Rachel: a
life full of laughter, light love,
and worthy causes. Amy Booi:
Kolena quotes and long talks
about just about anything.
Brandon: Sudafed. Lots. Sarah:
as my seeond roommate, I feel
that you deserve a key. You
can have Audrey’s. Evan and
Emma: Amnesty, of course,
along with my thanks for your
jokes and ideas. Good luck!
My shroomie/squidette: the
titles of Number One Dork
and Best Masseuse Ever.Oh,
and a better room than good
of 104 next year, splendid ad
ventures at Carolina, strange
yet cute animal noises and
faces, and all my love. Don't
forget to wear your caftan!
I, amisha
shrimankcr, being of sound
mind and body leave: Alison-
eating contests, dieting, coor
dinating outfits, fatkids 4cvcr.
Sindhura-“wake
up!”,whining, phonecards,
first talks. RitA-freakin’ at
tikkis, hazy b-day dinners, po
etry, greek cards. Shruti-
b*tch*ness queen, hallway
convos. bricklayers. JeN-
indian ghetto queen, “I kill
you-jk!”, da beast, guess who!.
Liz- smacktalking, smallest
“to eall for a good time” 2BL
room, mice. KouN-kOOky
kOrean, bestlooking asian
whore! JeweL-duke wall’s ga
zebo, letter writing. PeterR-
crazy sleepless new years, the
rack, lots of love. ElleN-danc-
ing. snow white of dorkdom,
angel queen. Laurenk-frayed
jeans commercial, invisible
boyfriends. Sarahia- mood
swings, underwear parties.
a.Mber-mathhell,
grilledcheese. Laurcnc-
snooze buttons, nakedness,
laughs, singing. 2BI juniors-
mindless lounge days, order
ing juniors, stupid levels.
Rob- anklebiting, tickling,
lutzsucks, watts races. Brent-
laughs, anklets, head nods.
Nicole- oops...again!
BigRav- ghetto dances.
Amit- its’ always 2 a.m.!
Rohit- niceness. Rashmi-
booty dance championship.
Sejal- endless chem nights—
phonecall, Spanish club!
Rikkin-“you should know
this cheM!”
I. Jillian Noelle McFee,
being of analytical mind and
motherly body do hereby
leave the following to: Jason-
City of Angels; Mike-Monkey
Sue, bus ride talks; Akos-truth
or dare; Eric-milkshakes and
movies; Nga and Alex-beach
trips, unconditional friend
ships; Holly-' Don’t Worry,
Be 1 lappy”, hugs, a never-end-
ing friendship; Amber-sex
talks, secrets, tears, luck;
Kristin-chocolate, tears, a
shoulder and ear; Sohair-tears,
tiles, love, late-night talks;
Brandy-an apology; Kristina-
romance novels and a smile;
Veena-an ice cube, nose rubs;
Laurin-an open ear, my
power, my room (Again!);
Katie-a crown, kisses and hugs;
Nilam-”What’s
up!
I”-
ShannonA-confidence, Uto
pia, love; ShannonH-boys and
pigs; Sabrinia-a good “.sexy”
guy; Charles-satisfaction, hap
piness; Hanni; a paper turkey;
David-walks, talks, and weirdo
friends; Bobby-What if?;
Philip-a big hug; Courtney-
cookic dough; Andy-80’s mu
sic, IMs; Joe-volleyball,
wonderful hugs; the beach
girls-NCSSM bus, skanky
guys!; my Scott(at Carolina)-
my love, heart, eternal friend
ship; to all my 4B girls-a place
to stay at Carolina. Good Luck
Class of 2000!
i, danae masscy, will to
the following people; alcx-all
the love a sister can give and a
box of laughs at my expense!,
bcccah-the skinny mirror and
an awesome senior year,
becky-chips and salsa from
cosmic, brian and joe-a leash
of green yam, colin and je.sse-
the gift of me as a third room
mate, erick-the yippy dog
sound, frisbee, and a tan, evan
and kat-a more discreet spot,
gemille-change, ginger-more
sleep and a year-long supply
of dr. pepper, jamie p.-the best
roommate in the world,
jessica-more cloth in your
waredrobe!. jill f.-a one-way
ticket to state, kathy-a func
tional hall next year, i hope,
liz w.-no more calculus!, paul
r.-happiness, rachel r.-unlim-
ited walks to the mall and ninth
street, rose and ta.sha-love and
sanity, sam l.-a trash maid, to
everyone else-MEMORlES
I Jayur being of the
Woo and only the Woo leave
my love, thanks and friend
ship to everyone who does the
same. You know who yall are,
adios y gracias...”
I, Sohair Ahmadi, of
frazzled mind and sound body,
do hereby bequeath the fol
lowing to my 4B girls; Anita,
Ashley, 4B eheer, 4BB’s,and
hall pride; to Lindsay: Sean-
dalous nights, a room in Hunt
and a room at Carolina; to
Meredith: prom night and
“QUIET MAN”, Xanadu,
friendly advice from someone
who’s been through it; to “an
gel bear”: my address that you
might keep in touch in hopes
of getting to know each other
better! To “papa bear”: the
faith. To Forrest: mud wres
tling in the rain, recyeling
bins.; to April: first semester,
infinite love, Arshad and
David; To Alice; your free
spirit, enloe days, and an of
fer to look out for Forrest. To
P.J.: foolish games. To Jill:
missing roof tiles, construc
tions at 7:30 am, lots of tears
and lots of smiles. To Peter:
my mind and my heart; to
Courtney: 1 have no words
left. I leave you me. 1 love
you Courtney Marie Melton.
We, Suzanne Robbins
and Heidi Landry, being of
questionable sound minds and
bodies do hereby leave: Third
Beall-our erazy struggling
ways, roomie songs & dances,
and April 26"' (Heidi and
Suzanne Day); the Triple
cheese crackers and toilet pa
per; Stephanie and Jung-room
303 and its countless nights
of procrastination; Marisa-
late night talks; Marlene-a hall
full of rebellious, rowdy se
niors; Andy-our loud voices;
Jackie-spank wars; Sarah
Johnson-those nights on
Watts Lawn we never got to
have; Margee-all our phone
time; Margaux-the innocence
we have left; Our unnamed jun
ior crushes-WE STILL LOVE
YOU GUYS!; I, Suzanne, leave ^
the tennis team many winning
shots; Hannah and Jung-the
check/housekeeping boards;
Andy-my mad physics and
Spanish skills (or lack
thereof); Dr. Naiman-Sunday
morning rides to church with
Aaron; FCA-the camping trip
that never was and great praise
songs; Jessica-more Derivative
Girl powers and studying in the
stairwell; The Triple, Jackie,
and Alison-stripping contests;
Mela-President of the “1 Can’t
See My Feet Club” (aka “My
Eyes Are Up Here Club”);
Marisa-shower #1; I, Heidi,
leave the cross-country team
my passion for running;
Robin-muffin morning
Wednesdays; Tommy-bus rides
while trying to have a private
conversation; Jenny-next
year’s hall nudist; Jackie and
Mela-all my cereal; Jenny and
Jcssica-Co-presidents of the
“Itty Bitty Titty” Club; Jes-
sica-shower #2; Erin Kimel-
my talent for being “just
friends”—To future NCSSM
classes we leave the many
friendships and memories
we’ve had here. WE LOVE
YOU, AND WILL MISS YOU
ALL!
I, Tasha Brown, being
in sound mind and beautiful
brown body, leave: To Tania
aka Pookie, my secret shed
(its on Ground Watts). To Gin
ger, all power of my portion
of THE COUCH...treat it
well, and it’ll treat you well.
To the ladies of Ground C, you
all now have the right to half-
do your housekeeping without
hearing me complain about
it.To the lovely Keisha King,
all the of the self-confidence
you can manage. Also, a
roundtrip train ticket to
Howard University in the fall.
Don’t worry chick—you
won’t have any trouble pullin’
good fellaslTo all members of
FAS, ALL of the maturity in
the world! Trust me—you
need it!
1, Behrooz Zakariya
Mostafavi, yada yada yada, of
the superior graduating class
of 2000, leave the following
objects to the following
people: Jason Rohrer: my beat
up furniture and carpet; Gaby
Haddock: Dave’s sanity, which
i stole some while ago; Mrs.
Link, Mrs. Hernandez, Dr.
Nanney, Mr. Goebel, and Dr.
Church; your own sanity,
sorry!; Betsy Herzog: karma
jolts for the upcoming year ;
Amy Westervelt: hugs and
kisses!; Nigel Kirby: the full
celebration package; Dave
Moschler: knowledge and
skills you don’t need, but
please take them!; the Class
of 2000: nothing...you have
everything you need
Hello, After the colon
the will begins: To Michael
Audish 1 leave: The bunnies,
and a sheath; To Jenni 1 leave:
one sword; To Brandon I
leave: his mentor’s legacy of
confusion and delusion; To
Nik I leave: HIS mentor’s
legacy of obnoxiousness; To
Jon- Smith I leave: The Thou
sand Hells and all the ghosts
therein; To Chuckles I leave:
Nik; To Evan Daniels 1 leave:
A good role-playing experi
ence (and a dead pigeon); To
Ildar I leave: Tolerance and
stoicism To Jay I leave: all the
food I stole (lock the door
man!); To Weed I leave; one
bottle of nair (for use on face);
To Sean Burchett 1 leave:
some individuality 107; To
Tim I leave; a muzzle (buy-
one-get-onc free deal); To
Borjas 1 leave: the knowledge
that 1 know your secret : ); To
Brenn 1 leave: his kind and
caring soul that has so long
been hidden behind a thor
oughly annoying demeanor
I, Cathy Ann
Middleton, being of crazy but
sound mind do hereby bequeath
the following: To Erin Reed, a
bagful of Reisens and permis
sion to edit any part of any
movie or conversation. To
Mary Guy, the ability not to
get hurt at college and her
boyfriend chats with me. To
Dawn Pickett, all the nights
spent talking about guys-yours
and mine-and my little sister
to watch over if she comes
next year. To my younger sis
ter Amy Middleton, who
might be here next year, all of
my memories. To Mrs. Taxis,
the ability to laugh and be a
great advisor-wait a minute-
you already have those. Okay,
so the great limes we have had
and will have in the future. To
Mr. Poe, all the memories of
lunch out and talks about life.
To Mrs. Anderson, all the girl
talks and advice, which I may
still have need of in the fu
ture. Love you all, Cathy.
I, TINY, being exactly
the opposite, hereby leave the
following: Jill McFee- I told
you I wouldn’t forget. Bus
rides, talks, Olive Garden, ge
netics class; Holly Shankle-
Vollcyballs in the face, laugh
ing, great big hugs; Laurin
Ariail & Katie Hart- club vol
leyball, my hello’s; Lauren
Carr- desk drums. Chemistry,
hugs, our special kisses; Jewel
Miller- fish kisses, hugs, jour
nals, my love; Mike Daly- fe
tal position, sign language.
Need for Speed II; Stephen
Caudle- baseball, jokes. Jerky
Boys, Brandy; Brandy Shaw-
hugs, one good date, Stephen;
Jason Idilbi- Israel, Egypt,
sheesha, Bisaan; Akos
Nemecz- D@mn Hungarian,
ski trip; Steve Harrell-
Brevard’s better!; Sabrinia
King- peppermints, Clairol
Herbal Essence Conditioner;
Nicole- jiggly; Dr. Naiman-
failing your tests, girl tips; Mrs.
Gallagher- basketball tips;
Those who don’t know mc-
nothing; Marisa - you are the
best. Hugs, laughter, tickle
wars, kisses, e-cards, weird
mouth noises. 1 love you more
than you; can imagine! One
special kiss!
I, Sarah Morrison, of
some mind and body, do
hereby bequeath the following
To: Jessica Roark: Late night
chats and homework; Dawn
Pickett: my Playgirl; Jennifer
Levenbook: The List and a
paperclip (share, but keep it);
Michael Chan: a sineere wish
that your violin strings never
break and that you become
everything you can; Brandon
Tyndall: the most fun possible
during your final year at S&M;
DJ, Raj, Amy Dallen: Another
year with Dr. Church; Karen
Faireloth: the ability to grab
onto your dreams with both
hands; Amy Booi, Audrey
Bowerman: four more years of
fun at UNCI; Cameron
Randol, Bryan Valentini, Jon
Borjas, Brian Fruits: You can’t
get rid of me, lots of emails
and fun; To NCSSM: Learn
everyone’s names. Sometimes
you learn more from those
who don’t have the official
title of teacher (like the
Housekeeping staff. Security,
cafeteria staff, business office,
academic programs,...)
1. Phillip Chang, of pre
posterous mind and
diminuitive body, do hereby
bequeath the following: to
Tim: drums. Led Zeppelin, life
in the United States; to Dan:
nunchucks, wing chun, thq,
Simpsons, Roanoke \s. Enlog,
hand-farting, long silences; to
Gerardo; First Hill RLA for .in
entire year. Quake games, trips
to UNC, sole possession of the
stoop; to Elango: philosophy,
optimism; to Larry: manda
rin, one breath-per-page; to
Adele: Destines, details z>f my
love life, a single twice as big
as yours; to Alison, Alice,
Amisha, Sohair: 4-7 years to
gether and never knowing each
other well; to Gia; senior year,
taking care of my sister; to
Frank, P.J, Seth: “Ice” Tea,
no-practiee performances; to
Travis. Mike, Greg, Jayurc Hill
House, hanging out; to Nga and
Koun: Asiafest, Asian Cultures
Club, Asian food and being
Asian; to the Red Cross: one
pint of my blood; to Reid and
Oliver: hauskeeping, hanging
on longer than Julius; to An
thony; Pictionary, hall stories,
and a batch of puritanical jun
iors.
1, Katharine Kate
Morrison, being of rather tired
body, do hereby leave: To the
juniors of 2B, all Happy Mon
days; To Michael the fun of
another year of orchestra;
Brandon a year with Kolena;
Jackie a room to keep clean
without me; To the Class of
2001, a great senior year, you
guys will always be our “jun
iors!” To the Class of 2000,
Best of luck with all of our
adventures.
1, Ben Wright, being of
not-so-sound mind and ques
tionable bodily condition
hereby bequeath the following.
Alisha: I leave all my heart,
mind, body, and soul. I leave
you hopes for a great senior
year and I look forward to
coming back to see you.