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I, Will Taylor, being of
sound mind and body make my
last will and testament. 1
bequeathe: to Michael, brown
ies, just like Mom made; to
Eric, borrowed cd's and a cer
tain magazine; to Jen, a Cali
fornia tan; to Amisha, the
Mrs. Brinson advising experi
ence; to Courtney, a quick
mentorship presentation; to
Tommy, Erin and Russ, politi
cal conversions; to Vann,
Josh, and Amber, Dr. Chan’s
love; to Travis, Nga, Katie and
Scott, lots of physics answers;
to Aaron, early runs; to An
thony, a “Yale” ping-pong
table; to Thomas and Steve,
my Galaga skills; to Justin, a
steak the size of a toilet seat;
to Will, Betsy, Geoff, Ben,
Lindsay and Andy, my liberal
ism; to Petrie, his roommate;
to Raj, a mile of hurdles; to
my Italianas, Volare; to
Keriann, a pot of gold; Soiry
to everyone for whom there
isn’t room. 1 love you all.
1 , CORNelius D.
Jamison, of burnt-out mind
and tired body, do hereby be
queath my Senior Will and
Testament. First and foremost
1 leave to the Senior Class of
2000 (or rather hope they take
with them) love, not only luck
but also skill, prosperity, and
the memories. To Ima my
Bestfriend I leave the looks,
the smiles and the hugs
(Thanks). Fatimah and Sophy
1 leave songs to sing forever.
Meera, Sejal, and Rashmi the
leopard skins. Travette the
knowledge of chemistry. J.J,
Jasmine, Erin and all the other
girls love and happiness. Nick
and Coletrane I leave study
nights, pre-cal, worms,
chicken salad, long laughs, all
the dumb things and life. To
the other B.P., well peps 1
leave hopes of a great senior
year. C. Nichols and Mike C.
appreciation for all the help
and good times. To NCSSM as
a whole PeaceOut.
1 Jamie Riddell be
queath the following: To
Phillip Bosse, your favorite
song and mine, “Minneapo
lis” 1 was at the Jabber Jaw...
To Greg Aldridge, the edge of
the universe...there has got to
be an edge! To Katie Coleman
and Heather Rykeman,
Ground E, no Winnie the
pooh. To Kavitha Kolappa,
guava flavored you-know-
what. To Jessica Jones, Gen
eral Hospital, All My Children,
etc. To Butson, late night talks
in the hot tub. To Shannon
Meyer, all my respect, 80’s
music, and a man who can wrap
you around his pinky. To
Travis Outly, memories of
dancing in the street. To
Buckley, my sexy prom date,
a kiss. To Lauren Welsh, no
more gold-diggers! To Kathy
Benedict, special spray
bottles. To Sarah Peters, walks
down the trail. To Cary Boyd,
whip-its. To Susan Seizemorc,
the lost cracker. To ail the girls
who hang out in the cave al
most every night (Lauren, Sa
rah, Shannon, Cary, Susan,
Kathy) 1 leave memories of
great conversation, all my
love and thanks for always be
ing there for me.
1 andy Lame
beingoBiotcajunbody leave
SloopJohnD - “What I’m
Talkin About.”, and my re
spect. Brent - candy, Nidhi
Indian princess tiara, G-Rob-
tastc in pastels, Andy S.-Jun
ior namesake that thinks
you’re tight, 4Wbackwall,
KristenP - a little penguin who
lives in my room, SB3—signed
orange nauticashirt, AmyW-
the art of the jam. Talon—
my ID, CatholiePride. Holly
a picture of us, Muroslav
DeutschspiediingenBittxJdcheriJdllz
and to both CCC co-presi
dency. Zoey-marble, Joy-
shoes, Jim-“That Verge”.
GillGil-seniorbrotherly love
and good luck as RLA.
DaveM-all the people who
suck and a kazoo. Josh-peace
trails and the rebel yell. Am
ber - Olde English Miniterm.
LC-“DC”. Jayur-METAL.
KatieW-rootbeer. Kelly -
popple. Wingos - Cajunlovin.
Bobby&Tim-free limorides
once I’ma rockstar. MattM-
all the south’s comfort. Rita-
IndianQueenHood. Anita-one
good talk. Kister-
ourheiniesinacorner.
Gen.Grant-command of the
Confederacy and 1000 victo
ries against bosshog. Greg-
DeutscheTodMetal.
Peters-
punctuality,fosterfatherlove.
Raff-Tribal Danceskills.
H422-goodmemories over 2
years, Phillpe4bbpride,
emma-thepattern, Duffy-
some oldtime religion,.Peter-
CajManBurd, HIPPO.
Hose-nolove. Zev-
purplecokemachine.
MargaretAtwood-strong
southern man. Burke-
COMESAILAWAYWITHME!!!
M a r V -
love,respect,hornsbycap
I, Audrey Bowerman,
being of singular brain cell and
inflexible body, do hereby be
queath the following: Jessica:
fine works of literature and X-
Files stuff; Ruby::); Future Stu
dent Ambassadors: Kevin;
Kevin: funny noises, the ham
ster upstairs, and “Mr. Poe....”;
Bryan: permission to ask me
anything; Amy: crumpets!;
Sarah, the third roommate:
too many memories of SVSM
and NCSSM to number, the in
vitation to come enjoy my
couch next year, and the pros
pect of a house-broken dog;
Cameron: the title of RE 104
Computer Doctor and my
eternal gratitude for always be
ing there for me; Jon: Friday
afternoons in the Admissions
office (the blue notebook,
misplaced short stories, ha
rassing Kevin) and the high
amusement of wandering
Northgate together; And to
Teresa: squid faces, monkey
calls, and “catfights” for
Kenya; late night talks and
snuggles, attempts at rear
ranging, all the memories of
RE104, and always my love.
1 Jennifer Farrell be
queath the following: Shruti-
doublicity, blue-green eyes
with gold flecks,
MackyMcD’s; Aldawg-mini-
things, Mrs.Brinson impres
sions, marathons in England;
Sindhura-the hardest slap ever,
“marshmallowman,” and an
cient stories; Amisha-laughing
and pouting at the same time,
enough food to share; Rita-the
world knowing how great you
are; Joe H-Halloween night:
David A-all my complaints,
eternal love, and lucky ears;
Peter M-four more years and
your sex CD; Brian Z-good
memories and a scashell;
Courtney and Alice-carpet de
odorizer and milk in a cup;
Darren-sweet things written in
your notebook; Meera-my
pride and joy, another year and
pajamas; Sejal-medicine for
the soul that’ll keep you well
forever; Rashmi-a guy great
enough for you; Joe R-caffeine
and dreams of chemistry; Ravi-
memories of Carowinds, love,
hugs, and girl at Duke: Rohit-
dinner and a badminton
scholarship;Laura-chcmistry
homework and a hot boy;
Blair-a junior sib as wonderful
as you; Ank-a best friend’s
love and a graduation at S&M
1 Vinh Q. Tran hereby
leave the following to: Eliza
beth: mini-term week,
extendeds, the beach, the Duke
tree. Chocolate, a kiss and
hug, good memories, a friend,
salsa dancing, heath bar ice
cream, and nights under the
stars. Jeremiah: contact solu
tion, random beatdowns, black
hair, some muscles, charm,
biking skills, late night parties.
Andy: bike accidents, good
luck, prayers, senior slackness.
Calculus, and the best orange
slushies. DJ: your own stereo
system, foot spray, WD-40
for your bed, sleeping ma.sk,
your flip-flops, and your trau
matized bear. Raj: a place out
any window, Liz(touch her and
die), and a friend(to throw you
the window). Jay and Tracy:
food I’m allergic to, hugs, and
ME. Joe & Z: our junior year,
pranks, and Bond. Colin:
climbing partner and a TAN.
Heidi: double labs, a friend,
long talks and walks. Jason: A
volleyball partner and capoeri
skills.
I, Lindsay Dianne Jones
aka Aurelien, being of broad-
shouldered body and faerie
mind, do bequeath the follow
ing: To Adele: Always my
roommate, my comfort, and
my best friend...whatever, just
take it all. 1 love you; An
thony: my uncontrollable
laughter, my intellectual
puzzles, and my everlasting
carino; Blair: 2D2001 and my
lovely room...good luck!;
Gary: The Amazing Chemis
try Countdown; Kim Shankle:
a well deserved break and lots
of respect and love; Page:
Dear Lord, let’s not even go
there (I’ll tell you later)...I
love you; Ken: My friendship,
sanity, and permission to give
Adele all the #@\\ she de
serves; King: All my sisterly
affection; Becky: The power
to determine your own future;
Benita: That gun you’ve been
wanting; Girls of 2D: Good
luck and lots of affection;
Gerardo: 1 leave you our bit
tersweet lemonade, English
poetry, Scotch tape, a beauti
ful senior year, and that spe
cial place in me.
I Adele Hodges, being
of sound body and mind do be
queath to Linday Jones: late
night sessions, coffee, SLEEP,
tons of trips between Raleigh
and Chapel Hill, The Flagpole,
an “Ode to the Duplicate Key”,
and anything else that you
could ever want, to Page
Marshall: Ruby Tuesday’s,
Pre-Cal books flying out the
window, and tons of fun with
me at Carolina, to Rob
McRight: harassing volleyball
players, and the sprawling ur
ban city of Wendell (like
Adele, right?), to Jesse
Wilmoth: random calls at
three am that ultimatly get me
into trouble, and lots of luck
to you and Jill, to Ken Brad
ley: Physics labs, shaving
cream, a large roll of masking
tape, flushing keys down the
toiled, or at least trying to,
and all the great times this
year, to Gerardo Maradiaga: la
clase de espanol and wicked
love triangles, to Becky
Ballard: guy sessions, eating
tons of quesadillas, and lots of
men for you to come and talk
to me about, to Andy: laugh
ing at me (only if it’s uncon
trollable of course,) lots of
conversations, the swings at
Oval Park, and a free room at
Carolina next year, and lastly
to all my lovely juniors Erin,
Shaina, Anne. Jesseca, Jessica,
Abby, Megan, Camille,
Latrice, Dawn, and Ashley:
The Reynolds 2E stairwell,
one fish, two fish, red fish,
blue fish, and lots of luck next
year!
I, Buckley White, do
bequeath the following to:
Alexis: a brain; Clarice: grand
theft auto conviction; April:
consuela; Carrie: D.A.P., de
mons, chaunk; Katie
W.:medication, tasty deodor
ant; Jim: a Ford Escort; Lind
say: Ritalin; Amber K.: my
phone number; AlexH.; a plug;
Liz: A whole year; Charley:
Bizong-ong-ong-ong-ong, the
BS Club; Lauren C: MGD, the
BS club; Emma: Reason #1,
and 3 years after Liz; Patrick
(who should still be here): The
best year of my life; Susan: no
more tests; Greg: Caak; Jayur:
Wu; James G.: The Beast; Nick
A.: The Good Life on 1st Hunt;
Sara L.: jelly; Amber H.:
makeup; and Seth: Fake sun
screen, a zipper-fly, a fairy
tale cottage, “Gaston!!!”, and
lotsa luck.
To these people I be
queath everything and noth
ing but especially: Eric: The
realization of his junior year
in my senior year; Jason: The
thought of beautiful women;
Stephen: A game that will
never get old; Mike: A nor
mal sleep pattern and the per
sonality of a sane person; Jill:
Thank you (Words just
wouldn’t be enough); Jewel:
The success that you deserve;
Amy: Someone who will al
ways be there when you need
them; Steven: A freshmen
year with no troubles, nice
comfy room, long-sleeve jack
ets (to keep you warm), and
plenty of caffine; Seth: A big
grin (You know exactly what
about); Com: Click, lick, flip;
2HE Juniors: The hope of an
IM victory; Dr. Naiman: The
thought of me majoring in
Biochemistry; 4B: The possi
bility of me randomly show
ing up in your lounge next
year; To Everyone-else spe
cial to me 1 leave hugs and a
warm future to look forward
to.
I, Bobby Miller, leave:
Joy: ALL those walks around
the block; Zoey: talks about,
well, you know; Steven, Colin,
Erick, Alex: One UNFOR
GETTABLE Time; Sean: a
real captain for golf team,
“great golf matches,” my girl,
take care of her; Joe: the full
moons, tall towers, alarms,
talks at 4AM; Sarah Peters:
VERY Interesting Friday talks
on the Bully’s couch; Heidi:
Many great times, learning
experiences, unmentionable
talks, our deal; PJ, Heidi, Mich
The thought of summer; King
my sleep talking conversa
tions; Tommy: The Wall, my
reputation, “fun times,” and
you and Allistar my luck that
has run out; Erick: LATIN,
SAM food run, being Roman
tically Handicapped; Colin:
Tons-of-climbing, our fun
towers, in-room; Leslie: ALL
trips(csp-skiing), talks, tickle
fights, the Beach, cold chills,
countless fun times, my Love,
reading my mind, Virginia,
never-ending deep conversa
tions, “swimming;” Anna: our
talks, walks, fun times, flirt
ing; Blair: those donuts,
sunburn(keep it). Thanks ev
eryone.
I, Shayerah Bias, of
sleep-deprived body and fan
ciful soul, bequeath... Danielle
Frimmcl: Biscuit King morn
ings, track afternoons, great
roomie award; Candace
Randall: crazy elephants, car
ousels: Joyce Kong: pool, Ko
rean guys; Candace, Joyce:
UNIT bonding, 5:00 dinners,
future weddings; Pieng Lee:
bananas, randomness; Serena
Liu: Ramen, cookies, beans,
Jederickans; Jessica Luong:
pick-a-nics; Jill Gilson: 2:00
homework parties; Susan
Sizemore: rolling pins, sweet
dreams; Travette McNair: a
hug a day, “you have a tal
ent”; Keisha King: “take
things one day at a time”;
Vincent Ha: Asian power;
Nicole Gaskins: Handy
Highlighter; Meredith Flow:
G’boro fun; Adele Hodges, Rita
Zota, Gary Kapral: freedom
from physics labs (+ springs
for Adele); IMSA gang: Hey,
girls! Can I get your number?;
Valerie Daniels, 1st Beall: You
know!; my teachers: applause
for everything you’ve done;
SGA: thanks for a great year
(good luck, Marisa Biondi);
S&Mers: May all your dreams
come true. UNI pride!
I David Angeles of UNI
mind and TARHEEL body
hereby bequeath the following:
Ravi—lots of ceiling space and
decent I-vis parties; Aaron—
’’Dawson’s Creek” and a run
around Duke Wall; Brett W.—
all the useless trivia that I
know; Tyler—RLA on 3rd
East and the DA-double;
Stephanie Liu—St. Mike’s and
S&M; Junghyun—Asian Love
■ and my mad MC skills; Jenny
and Brett S.—Key Club and
REALLY LONG phonecalls
with Kiwanians; Katye
Blackwell—morning people;
Rebecca Wingo—the rights to
pass on my mascot position;
Mrs. Skidmore—WRRD ex
tensions and movie conversa
tions; Mrs. Brinson—ABIO
make-up tests and overhead
transparencies that look the
same both forward and back
ward; Ms. Moose—a week in
Greece after UNC; And to ALL
my friends who’ll be staying
or leaving—much love and a
place to stay at Chapel Hill
for the next four years.
I, Megan Duncan, be
ing of stressed mind and tired
body, do hereby bequeath the
following to Lindsay and DJ:
fourth floor, row F; Kate:
room to be yourself. Frizz
Ease; Erin: your own field of
wildflowers and a bottle of
Niacin; Serena: Mayo and
Pantene; Pam: a leash for the
bullfrog, SPA; the J-Crew: ge-
nies in bottles and Joanne’s late
night; Jill: a homework pass;
Kendra: the “stupid people”
show; Candace; a lifetime sup
ply of tofutti and dark choco
late; Katie: secrets of the big
hair society and First Beall
pride; Stephanie: a box of
rocks, prom dress alterations,
and a new furniture arrange
ment; Audrey: a microphone,
an emmy, and memories of the
space quest cadets; Page: late
night talks and afternoons in
NY; Melanie: memories of Ft.
Caswell and evenings of .soul
searching; King: forgiveness
and chipped tree bark;
Jeremiah: a bullfrog and some
restraint; Eric IL: a dance
saved for you and memories
of Wilmington; My dearest
Jacob: an end to your search,
an answer to your prayers, and
a promise of the future; All of
my teachers: my gratitude for
all you’ve done; and finally,
to the class of 2001: a handful
of wonderful memories and
best wishes for as great a se
nior year as I’ve had.
“1 Lauren Carr of ab
sent mind and sunburn body
do hear bequeath the follow
ing: To the volleyball team:
Willy Wonka, Maefe, and The
Ace Cheer; To my wrestling
boys: Biscuits and Peeled or
anges; To Prom Committee:
A Castle in The Clouds; To
Scrub: A Diamond Cutter fol
lowed by a punch in the Ribs;
To my 2BL juniors: A tough
Act to Follow; To B: A hug
and many trips to NY Pizza;
To Katy Coleman: The trusty
clipboard and lots of tylenol;
To Morgan: A place to crash
at Duke and lots of desserts;
To Rob: Lucy, the Blue Dress,
Jump and Run Road, States,
Simba, A Home at Duke on
the weekends, A day on my
calendar, John-Jacob-
Jinglehymershmit, Charles
Fields, 2005, and all my love;
And To My Seniors: lots of
memories whether they be of
laughter or tears. Best of
Luck!
1, Susan Sizemore, be
ing of clouded mind and curvy
body do hereby bequeath the
following: Carrie Boyd:
“bookoos” of memories, a
three legged turtle, a Christmas
present in the fridge on a Sun
day night, sweatpants, and one
ean of “Gayaway”; Buckley:
driving on the beach without
a permit, crabs, and astroglide;
Seth Goldstien: one bucket-0-
strawberries three-way, and
nights at the soccer field; Ima
and Sophelia: a car seat in the
woods, a parking place at
Duke, visine, DR. DRE’s
Chronic2001, the list,
OMAR; Ruby “Lekwawa”:a
messy hall, a motivational
look, and a half smile; Jim &
Katie: each other, the M.C.,
best wishes for a great senior
year; Shannah: the advise:
“boys are stupid,” notes from
psyco stalkers; Nick A. : fire
balls, Indian Trails, a chance
to redeem yourself; Kate
Compton: my eternal grati
tude for being the best RLA a
girl could ever hope for; The
class of 2001: good luck mak
ing it to graduation; The class
of 2000 : a walk across the
stage knowing your going on
to better things.
1 Suzanne Evans do
hereby bequeath to Holly-A
roomie who talks in her sleep
so you can be the one laugh
ing and my pill taking skills;
Melissa-All the fat girl maga
zines in the world_and nights
full of country music; Chris-
All the boys that I can’t seem
to have (wonder why), the
celly (my baby), and trips to
the mall without buying any
thing; Justin-The “Hello
Tony”/”Hey Tommy” Lady
and lots of black music;
Candace-A “dead flesh” free
world and a backpack full of
ALIVE chickens; Shaleka-my
accent, don’t let anyone say
anything about it; Amber-my
racquet and a board to “keep
count” on; Lyndy-many
“Wide Open Spaces”;
Stephanie-Real World Fun, a
refuge in Texas, and sixty
cents; Steven-some seriously
high fecundablity; Brian-My
approval to “play” with all
those computers; Desola-A
nine foot dragon.
I Eric Carpenter, being
of ultimate mind and body, do
hereby bequeath the following.
To White- a case of inca cola,
a six pack of “inca cola” only
to be consumed by disc.
Hawkins- a great season with
Darkside, “play hard and play
often”. Jake & John- Neil Dia
mond and Soft Tones on an
infinite loop, 3rd Watts, long
turns in scrabble, ping-pong,
and 1.83 mile long walks to
taco bell. Patel- state fair labs,
greenpoints. Ballin’ and a
15inch woofer. Daren-
Kaplan. Sean- some advice run
only when you have to and