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never lose your backhand.
Brockman- Physics, a long
year with the ■ annoying
“birds”, resurrect the Waffle
Haus. Alap and Riley- The
Team. The Team- Good luck,
get some good juniors and de
stroy those underdogs. And
finally to Otis Spunkmier- all
of my worries.
Justin McCollum
hereby leaves: Raj: Some
cojones Mike Lam: 31:14
Candace: Your way, right away
at Burger King, Wu Tang CD
Suzanne: Hey Tommy (Hello
Tony) Austin: Computer
skills, lots more fun chemis
try labs Travis: G’boro (since
1 won’t be there) Gentry: DC
w/ Monte Forrest: Apologies
for a frustrating year and
memories of last year Alice:
A new stand partner Serena:
Ni hao and a phone call in five
years, my daneing skills Selena:
Ni hao Phelipse (Chang Liang-
Hai): Friends at college who
know chemistry, Ni hao Quan
and Clinton: Check and
Housekeeping; Steven: Extra
housekeeping
The La.sl Will and Tes
tament of Danielle Michelle
Frimmcl 1 don’t have much,
but what 1 possess. I give
freely. To Shayerah, I leave
memories of getting lost, suns
that don’t rise, breakfast at
Breugger’s. and a wonderful
senior year togclhcr. I give to
Erin “Friday Chocolate” and
the assurance lhat I believe in
her. For C'andace and Joyce 1
leave dinner at 5:00. lo Heidi
I leave toilet paper from the
Watts bathrooms. Su/anne in
herits a thank-you for being a
wonderful “co-president." To
FCA I bequeath that ratty old
songbook. I give to Serena
and Pieng the offer of an al-
ways-open dorm room in
Pennsylvania. My love to all
of First and Third Beall. For
Larry, 1 leave a smile. To
.Andy I leave my cross-
leggcdncss, the back of the li
brary, and my never-ending
friendship. And to everyone
1 leave the promise of my
prayers, visits, and brighter
days!
1, Kelly Leigh Britt,
being out of mind and body do
hereby give this stuff to
Heather: awesome Juniors, a
pod for your peas, the color
orange, the letter..., mad
ketchup, a remote control for
the next loek-in, my warmth,
and Peter Rabbit; Katie: Tues
days, double fudge, Winnie the
Pooh (doing what?), a white
car, rainbows, yogurt (for your
pants man), talks about noth
ing/everything, anything at all
- you got it; Candace: vegan
brownies, the zero dance.
Forrest Gump, politically in
correct I’A testing, and unlim
ited trips to the mall; Nga:
Asians in Boston and rice;
Courtney: a fairy-tale wed
ding, unlimited Sorry Charlies,
and something to look
faarward to; Andy Lame: but
ter, popples, and mad guitar
skills; Rita: a job on Broad
way; Shayerah: some sleep; Jill
and Serena: Beall 117; the J.
Crew: parties in my triple, Mr.
GB’s pajamas, (and Joanne: my
admiration); Junghyun (my li’l
sister): a wonderful senior year;
and to the class of 2000: good
luck and happy trails.
I. Eva Clement, of
scrawny body and weary mind,
leave to Talon sketchy nights
at Oval Park and tickle wars.
To Rose long talks on the
futon. To Kelly Love, peace
of mind and a pack. To David
Prater a bottle of water for
the flame. To Sarah La talks
on the irrational bench. To
Emily llumprey trips to the
moon. To Claire a big sloppy
kiss for putting up with me.
To Teresa lots of meditation
and a trip back to Costa Rica.
And to the rest of my friends
have no fear Gandalf is here.
1, Cameron Randol, of
infinitely unsound mind and
good smelling body, do hereby
decree the following upon my
loyal subjects: Jon: straight-
jacket and padded room.
Bryan: a sane roommate or
two. Sarah: a protective ham
ster ball. Audrey: lifetime sup
ply of “Your fix” and your
noses. Kate: Duck Sauce.
Evan: “THE Network” and a
video card that plays well with
others. Rob: Lists for the
“b!$#h out” sessions. Bran
don: The name Junior...given
with love. Michael: “Get out
of PDA Free Card.” Jon S: $10
and “THE Triple”. Joe: A
Bomb squad. Anthony: A cold
shower, not to be eonfused
with Ildar’s gift. Ildar: A Hope
and a Prayer. Kara: A “Smack
Jon for Free Card.” Nik: Opti
mism and subtlety. Betsie: The
right to be called Steven...next
year. Brian F: a new foreign
language. SPAM: a UNIX lab
of your own. Mark: all the
bandwidth you need.
Claire “woo woo”
Logsdon, being of sound mind
and exhausted body, do
bequeth the following... My 2C
juniors: an awesome senior
year, hope that the hall will
remain as dirty as ever (2C
pride!). My 2C seniors: all the
love and joy there is in the
world, the ability to catch
those dreams. My soccer gals:
memories, pb&j’s and sunny
d, morning runs. Erin E: sticker
duty, outdoors club trips. Sara:
heroes of might and magic, a
room 4 leaps from mine,
knowledge that i love you and
i’ll always be there for you.
Katie: hurricane floyd retreats
to my house, cosmie burritos,
“fire ” snapples, all my lovin’
Kristen Ann: the 2C balcony
to get naked on. The Wiz:
makeup parties, monkey
sereams. England miniterm:
bagettes, marathon walking,
getting lost on the tube. Rose
and Amy W.: hare krishna (see
you there!). Robin: “fun” dur
ing calculus, flip throw ins at
soccer games.
I, Petrie, being of .sound
mind and body do bequeath the
following. To Ambareesh
Pandit - the full moon, and a
license to use it; To Wesley
Harris - the right to assert his
authoriti on the mat & off;
To Alex White - the joy of
waking up with a stranger, in a
strange room; and having no
idea how you got there; To
Geoff Hill - 1 large order of
white riee, IT CREATES
JOBS!!!; To Riley Roberts
(Stripes) - my room, my fur
niture, my carpet. I’ll be back
to use it sometime next year;
To Vann .\4ccormick - 1 full
day when the phone never
rings, and every one pays at
tention to the do not disturb
sign; To Derek Oxendine - the
right to play an emulator for
hours, especially when you
have a paper due the next day;
To Tommy Robbins - a toast
to the day when middle class
WASP are finally a minority;
And to Derek Justice - free hits
on Egglantinc.
I, Yoekey, of not com
pletely sane mind and very
fair-skinned yet oh so muscu
lar body do hereby bequeath
these stuff and junk and tings.
To Kadey Coleman I leave
good luck with the roommate,
a speech lesson, a plane ticket
to CO, and hopefully my sis
ter. To Heather Ryckman I
leave the ability to throw your
hands in the air and say ... To
Rob McRight 1 leave the abil
ity to kill Abercrombie. To
the rest of the wrestling team
I leave a year without me try
ing to kill you. To Sean and
Justin I leave my hall to shape
and mold into something bet
ter. To Sean I leave the eheck
board (Ye-haw) and a blow-up
doll. To Justin 1 leave a bro
ken dart because 1 don’t want
it. To the rest of the juniors,
friend or foe, I leave the abil
ity to throw disc, shoot a
double leg, and to procrasti
nate to the fullest extent.
Jason Idilbi’s Last Will
and Testament: Audrey: evo
lution notes, big hugs, weird
nights (you know!); Brandy:
the best of your life
(Sorry, Stephen!), a moist
sloppy kiss; Jewel: the pros
pect of going to the same uni
versity; Kristina: Ben and
Jerry’s, camera accessories,
your ONE cute picture; Nga;
the best of luck with Lord
Hawkins (keep that leash
tight!); Rita: night-swimming,
UVA acceptance; Akos: nor
mal second toes, chocolate
chip cookie dough. Sprite;
Alex: my mad basketball skillz
(they’ll come in handy at
Babson); Eric: luck w/relation-
ships, patience, nippile
(get that checked
out, man), titty twisters; Mike:
easy aecess to my chest and
stomach, sedatives; Stephen:
a custom-made (component-
by-component)
supercomputer, my sex ma
chine; Steven: anti-depres
sants; All the people special
to me (you know who you
are!): my undying, uncondi
tional love and respect, and
the fondest memories of our
times and experienees to
gether
1, Ram Woo, being of
fit mind and body, do hereby
bequeath the following to:
Steven (Gimp) West - late
night muneh sessions, ramen,
seaweed, octopus, chopsticks,
some “Asian” culture, good
memories, great times, and
don’t forget... a best friend
ship; Minar “God’s little prin
cess” Kim - Romeo’s number,
4,000 calorie days, tennis tan
lines, and scary little rabbits;
Hans, Brett, and Sarah - a
never ending rice bowl, my
slack senior sehedule, and lots
of fun; Steven Caudle, Erik
Leightner, and Jason - malls,
movies, and good food; Reid -
Dave, Dave, and yes more
Dave; Joy - 365 gorgeous sum
mer days a year; Zoey - a tan;
David Yu - major “Senioritis”;
Whitney West - official title
of “Waferettc”; Emma
Hardison - my MIT address;
Aaron Wi.se - big, BIG muscles;
To everyone else, this small
piece of advice - don’t merely
exist in life... live it.
1, Jonathan Basirico,
being of sound(?) mind and
body leave to the Suecubus
many hours of succubizing and
to Andopolis many hours of I
don’t really know what; to
Bunzoid I leave late night con
fessionals, mad Zen wisdopi,
all things silly, and a hug; DJ
can have my big mess; I be
queath my room to the Dead
Man and my couch to a Bool
ean operator; to Alap goes my
frisbee; if I had a gun, Corey
could have it; to Steve
Goldberg, I leave the ability
to change the world; to
Elmo’s, I leave an empty cor
ner booth; to Andy Lame, I
leave, well, never mind... ; I
leave to Bridget and Drew
some decent footsteps; to Sci
ence and Math goes the best
and brightest two years of my
life; and last, but not least. I
leave to little Michael An-
thony all of my high hopes.
Oh yeah, Audra and Andy get
“Free O.J.” Otis Spunkmeyer.
I, Jessica Luong, being
of indeeisive mind and caf
feine-drugged body, do hereby
bequeath the following: to
Heather, a boy and wool socks;
Alisha, your very own shoes
and toaster oven; Keriann,
more ceiling pencils and 24-
cent CDs; Shayerah,
rollercoasters and an indus
trial-sized can of Frizz-Ease;
Yelena, a new roommate and
my calculus homework; Alex,
a red lighter with Chairman
Mao’s portrait on it; Meredith,
the red pen and rotten.com;
Bevin, risqui fairy tales and
Bob’s “rooster”; Vincent, gold
fish; Donita, Swiss Miss and
Helms; Jackie, front row seats
for N’"Sync; Lori, all the
ramen and Easy Mac you
could ever want; Amy
Wheeler, Robert, the sixth
Backstreet Boy; Kendra, any
thing you want, as long as you
quit stalking me (!); Zoey,
“Hubba!”; Sean, grade A can-
eer and an overworked circus
monkey; Whitey; my kidneys,
in case you run out; Todd, all
the excitement of Greensboro;
and to S&M, I leave gladly.
1, Heather Fried of de
cisive mind and a caffeine-free
body do hereby bequeath the
following: Keriann: ceiling
pencils, remote controls; Jes
sica: Helms and your toaster
oven and lists; Alison: expec
tations of finding a cure
Nicole: the islands mon,
chicken sandwiches; Lauren: a
can opener; Donita: my
couch, David’s rear picture;
Shannon: Jane Austen; Shruti:
80’s music; Whitey: Simmer
Down Now, Inc.; Courtney:
Fed-Ex packages; April; girl
talks; Meredith: birthday par
ties; Sindhura; a blender;
Yelena: any boy you want;
Claire: chemistry lab errors:
Vineent: guppies; Jennifer:
hooded shirts; Lori: instant
food; Blair: my birthday; Janie:
my room; Jackie: BSB; Alisha:
Dr. Pepper; Whitney: dinner
time; Bevin: “the sock”; Amy:
Empress-ship; Ton-ya: the
world
Larry Zhao’s Senior
Will: A. Powers: “Man,
You’re sorry,” lots of singing
music, church; A. Greenberg:
food, eoncentration, Frisbee,
eouch; D. Frimmel: a good
sleep, church, less work; J.
Raxter: Mr. Grimm, GTA, Dr.
Miller, psychology, Stella, coal
pit stone in rags, jokes; G.
Haddock: lithosphere, strato
sphere, gabbro, granite, and
other earth science materials;
R. Prakash: my awesome ping-
pong skills; .S. Greenfield: Win
Chesson’s butterfly; J. Huh:
chocolate pie, books, more
space, spy; J. Mitchell: basket
ball; D. Marks: theoretical
physics and third order
contravariant tensors; D. Zou:
rap CD’s and other “stuff’; A.
Waters: computer science,
RSA codes, wacky hands;
Other Friends (You know who
you are): my friendship and
our happy memories, a big
thank you for being my friend;
People who were mean to me
(You know who you are): 20
hours of homework per day,
28 hours of cafeteria work ser
vice per week, 100 beat downs
per day, brain, hot poker in
both eyes, toilet housekeep
ing for the year
I, Stephen Caudle, do
hereby bequeath the following
to my friends: Mike Daly:
Sleep, Talking in your sleep,
and Ritalin; Eric Leightner:
Baseball games. Good times,
and Latin homework sessions;
Jason Idilbi: KEEl! RLA week,
and 65 in a 35; Akos Nemecz:
Cranberry Raspberry, Sprite,
and Hungarian love; Steve
Harrell: Beach trip, German
sayings, and Pacing; Todd
O’Boyle: Nipple licking. Josh,
and my bowl.; Brandy Shaw:
My Love, Corn on the cob;
Headaches, Picnics in the park,
and my pillow; Ram Woo:
Long talks. Great times, and
Ruby Tuesday dinners; Set;
Newman: Tribulations, Loud
music, and a great year; Marissa
Biondi: Latin class. Senior
Dinner, and a few punches;
Erick Daniels: Cross Country,
Space Presentation, and Two
awesome years; Hamza Aziz:
Pre-Cal & Cal/Tops, Laughs,
and “Give me the data,
Hamza ”
To Candace, I give the
hope of Vegan World Domi
nation (I know it sucks but
that is what she asked for) and
a Cannibal Cookbook. To
Suzanne I leave a Texan ac
cent. To Justin, a 4 minute
mile and a Grinnell without Al
gebra and Chemistry. To Ja
son and Jewel I leave a world
were Isrealites and Palestinians
live as good friends in peace
like they do. To Eric L. and
Kristina, I leave a boundless
sky. To Mike, a world with 36
hours, to Akos, a better
roomate than this year. To
Stephen, a Windows that
works, to Todd, another Todd
(the world would be a better
place with two of them). To
Jill McFee, someone else as
loving and caring as she is (al
though it’s probably impos
sible). To Rachel, a literal
world- and last but not least,
to Brandy, a hug.
-Thanks Steven
Harrell
I, Jacob Pugh, being of
spirited mind yet lethargic
body do hereby bequeath the
following to Diesel: your nick
name and a color besides white
in your wardrobe; Daren: True
Love and a reminder that
you’re not from the ghetto;
Austin: a really sexy hula girl
and more quality time with
dotty; Eric: cracklin’ rosie, to
mato sauce, fish, and a life
time of capitalism; Jonathan:
eternal apeness, that retarded
card game, and a lot of effi-
eiently spent time; Justin: the
room larry stole from me, sev
eral dollars worth of pennies,
and the latin language; Jessica:
incredible and continuous con
fusion and amazement, three
dancing hamsters, and another
three hours with ollie, molly,
gail, and the gang; Larry: my
red eouch, many unanswered
questions, and confidentiality;
Pratik: a less common name
and some legal computer
parts; Shruti: a whole bunch
of airplanes and sturdier shoes;
and Vincent: a brilliant t-shirt
design and the illusion that
you’re asian
Pieng Lee: Hanna:
Rice, Honeysuckle, Play
ground, Snow-sledding;
Shayerah: Quadruple-Stuffed
Oreos, 37-min. naps, SLEEP
& BREATHE; Joyce: Good
movies, cute (1.5) guys, 3 hour
naps, roller coasters, good
memories; Rachel: Organic
veggies and fruits, “All roads
[that] lead to the golf course”;
Rebekah: kisses, magazines,
gelato, ehocolate wafer rolls,
graphies; Merry; love and
candy, hard rolls; Danielle:
memories from prom, gold
fish; Bonita: margarita pizzas
and many thanks for the “ex
plaining and showing” ; Sam:
late night talks; Jonellc:
David’s butt; Shruti: high
sehool memories; Amy: pop
corn & ramen; Bryant: Sea
Grove, good food, arts and
crafts; James: a good physics
lab partner at Duke; 1C Gals:
Screams on 1C balcony; Ms.
Butts; more of those juicy,
sweet oranges; All of my
teachers/advisors/counselor;
many thanks and sweet straw
berries; C-t-+ class: Smiley
faces, global variables &
“recursing”
This is the Senior Will
of Erica Healey: I bequeath;
Seniors— Cheeses!-my love;
Betty- IM field.; Bria- Ran
dom Pizza Guys.; Audra-
Store bought Mushrooms.;
Bekah- A white moon.;
Quyen- My overdue home
work.; Benita- My unpublished
newspaper articles.; Vincent-
My Killer Shim Guppy; Doug-
A killer glare, “Be Good!”;
Spencer; My positive outlook
on life.; Jason- Stain remover
for the tie Betty messed up.;
Kyle- Good Luck!
I, Stephanie Hartung,
of worn-out body, graduating
mind, and Devilish soul, do
hereby bequeath: Shruti - swim
team gossip, math, Gotham
nights; Alison - stalking abili
ties, late night gossip about
everyone, my secret crush;
Sindhura - crazy workouts;
Cindy - memories of
Laurinburg, happiness with
Tim, friendship; Suzi - SPW
’99, a Texas accent/tan;
Audrey - amusement park fun,
earplugs, roommate issues;
Erik and Jamie - New Hope
Creek 2000; Mike and Shan
non - all of those stupid calcu
lus labs, tardiness; Megan -
memories of Becca; Page -
nights at NY pizza; Cornelius
- crackers; Melanie - patience
to put up with Audrey for an
other year; Shayerah - all-
nighters; Lindsay - a junior
sister as good as mine; Pam -
my unique double-single; Kate
- the ability to wake up for
class; Kendra - my Duke ap
plication; and last but not
least, I leave lo Brett - the
strength to make it through
next year, March 10th, and
of course, my heart
I, Peter Robichaux,
leave the following to: SB3: a
mall petting zoo including a
llama & a baby alligator, so
you can get your “pet” on.
Rob aka Capt. B: putting
Amisha in the Rack & one
word: Volume. Robin: muscle
relaxants. Brent: someone to
fill you in on all the “unspo
ken” rules, mastering of the
skill of “Pulling a B”. Nidhi: a
camera that works, help for
your self-confidence problem,
a $5 cock (named “The Gen
eral”) Rm. 426, Big Willie G
& JOD: Thanks for giving the
hall some quality. John OD:
an instructional manual on
“How to be THAT Guy”, the
use of the phrase “Girls are
the Devil!” w/ full compre
hension, late night conversa
tions, Todd O’Boyle. Stu:
insert fun here>, “My Spot”,
intergregation into Thug Life.
Nicole: for teaching me to
dredle even though ”1 Spin like
a Catholic”. Satan: Bat-Bat. a
guest spot on “The Peter Robi-
Show”, the CCC w/ your part
ner in crime. Holly: a coffin
for your new room. Paul Jang:
A Jimmie Joke about yo’
mama lhat you might not
like...To everyone, "Life is
Nostalgia”. Keep It Real.
1, Patton Epperson,
leave to Brent Hill: two
snaps... Tom and Russ: a new
class of honeys to pimp. Gia:
MTV music awards and noth
ing but love. “G" Rob: the Sec
ond Beall cone and one rubber
chicken. Haus and Champ: Dr.
Allen and Heterosexuality.
Nick: The Social Committee.