4 ■ february 2003 features ncssm I the stentorian Stress reduction plan: a step in the wrong direction Lowering Standards Emily Currin Paul Smith and Vanessa Barnett-Loro * T he administration of the school is beginning to review problems with academic workload - a thing which needs a good amount of attention. Unfortunately, by attempting to increase stan dardization they seem to be falling into a trap that has snared too many of our educa tional institutions. The plan as presented to the student body consisted of a schedule outlining how long the 'average' student should spend on his/her classes, homework, extracurricular activities, and even personal hygiene. The plan is to attempt to ensure that out of class work loads remain safely within their allotted four hour time slots - with the option to apply for additional hours available for teachers if they feel their class deserves more time. Additional changes being discussed include placing a limit on the number of classes and seminars students may take and possibly instituting a lights out policy. We have a number of problems with these sugges tions; one of the foremost is the huge diversity of students towards which this school is catering. With such a huge variance of skills, interests, and commitments,we don't understand how such a gener ic outline could possibly meet the needs of the student body. We'd be willing to bet it would be impossible to find the com mon '90%' of students this plan was supposed to repre sent. Where do we draw the line between the "healthy stress" that induces us to work effectively and "unhealthy stress" that has everyone so worried? This distinction seems extremely personal. One of the best ways to deter mine this would be encourag ing strong relationships between students and their academic advisors - not a blanket, school wide policy. Keep the surveys; accu rate predictions of the amount of outside work expected for particular classes are valuable to students for scheduling pur poses. But don't try to enforce limits on classes; list the esti mated hours in the course cat alogue, and let us decide, with the help of our advisors, what we can handle. If Dr. Kolena and Dr. Allen want to join forces and teach a class that requires 25 out-of-class hours a week, good for them! They should n't have to apply for this priv ilege. If students are willing, let them push themselves. If someone balks at the time commitment for Physics with Topics, encourage them to take General Physics - don't slow down the Topics class. Student academic autono my is one of Science and Math's largest appeals. It is also important that, as stu dents, we are allowed to push ourselves and take classes in which we are interested, with qualified and competent instructors who are trusted and respected enough by the administration to teach in the manner they think best. In the words of one par ticularly verbose senior, "We came here to be challenged, to escape from dictatorial admin istrators with Napoleonic complexes and love affairs with hall passes and other manifestations of bureaucratic red tape." Somehow, with all the talk of regulating our classes, homework, and sleep cycles, that escape seems a lit tle less sweet. Students who come to this school do so with the expectation that they will be challenged. It may mean we have to stay up until 4:00 AM every once and a while in order to take the classes we want and still get our work done. Personally, though, I think this is one of the best aspects of Science and Math. We guarantee that, in ten years, we'll value the amazing education and experience we've had here more than we'll miss any lost sleep. When we think about the changes being planned for Science and Math, we are con cerned for the future of our school. Our experience here has been remarkable, but we fear that in our overzealous attempts to control every vari able we encounter, we are jeopardizing the academic and social integrity of our school. We think it's time that the movers and shakers of this school took a step back and decided what they really want: a school where there is no danger of anyone overreach ing themselves, not getting enough sleep, or taking one too many classes because stu dents are discouraged from pushing their limjts, or a school where students are forced to learn how to manage time and stress, take utmost advantage of an amazing, motivated teaching staff, explore academically, and are unfettered by unnecessary, standardized regulations. Our school cannot have both. S parked by the Project 540 words "shut up you whiney baby," many students at NCSSM have been complaining more than usual. Yes, it is true that we all have mounds of homework, that we don't always like the adminis tration, and the attendance policy is not the best, but recently I heard a new com plaint that I did agree with. Chris Haagen started a rant about how girls at NCSSM had high standards that the boys here (which are definite ly below standard, as Chris Haagen said) could never meet. Chris suggested that the female population of NCSSM needed to lower their stan dards. Just from an outsider’s view I have seen many girls here who appear to be "lower- standards." It seems that girls have given up on our hopes of a tall dash ing boy and pr s up. Don't think we are trying to look nice for you; it's a per sonal self-confidence thing. 2) Remember that girls here look nice or at least pre sentable most of the time, but if you see us one time and we look exceptionally tired, sick ly, or not om best, it is not your duty as a male to tell us so. "What's wrong with your hair?" and "Wow, you look really bad. Are you tired?" are not appreciated! 3) Also, it is very encour aging when a boy says "Hello, insert name here." This pro vides positive reinforcement. Now, if you happen to forget a girl's name do not just guess at what it could be and make yourself look like a fool. Instead say something like, "Hey, girl" - even the "what up, homey-g?" would work. Just do not use the wrong name. 4) Never let it get out that . , ' you a) girls - ing their seems that girls have given up on our hopes of a tall dashing boy and are settling for shorter, less socially developed types." .| are settling for shorter, less socially devel oped types. There are others of us who may just be choosing not to settle and are hoping for a brighter, less computer-orient ed type of guy in the future. These types of girls have become disillusioned after their tumultuous NCSSM experiences with boys. I do not know if many of them can be saved before they graduate. Instead of making the girls lower their standards once again, I thought I could suggest a few tips: 1) First of all, boys, you should not be scared by a girl who wears a little bit of make- want to hook up with some one or b) really want a girl friend. No one wants to date someone who appears to be on the verge of desperado. I suggest to Chris Haagen and the other boys out there that maybe you are looking for love in all the wrong places. I know lots of girls who would be interested in something; everyone wants to have a little fun now and then anyways, right? Boys, you need to change your whole attitude. 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