12
june 2006
senior wills
the stentorian I ncssm
I Adam PrESLAR being of
sound body and a less sound
mind will settle my earthly ac
count as follow: I Leave to my
junior sister Michelle Liu, who
survives me, tons of Carolina
paraphelia. To my Ex-room
mate, the beloved Mr. Richard
Wade Pridgen, I leave my in
troversion, late night discourses
on the eccentricities of females,
the unwritten roommate code
of 206, random tangos/swing
dances, tons of Xanga e-props,
a heart-felt thank you for ev
erything, and q-tips. To Mr.
James Wasson, I give my
life. To Chris Cotter/Adam
Hinnant’s furniture I concede
all of my lost articles. To Mr.
Cotter himself I leave my taste
in country music and to Mr.
Hinnant many, many yearbook
game rounds and Chap Stick.
To Andy Marks, I leave knowl
edge about SLI round times,
and my awesome door wedge.
To the esteemed Miss Yerra,
I and several others will leave
you many boogers as well as
an invites prank or two ;). To
May Liu I leave Virginia (yes
all of it) and snails^_^. I mom
the death of ATP. Sorry Bryan
and Thomas. Just promise me
that you won’t let Zack have a
stapler. Veena Rajan, I could
not have gotten through these
past two years without you and
love you like a sister, so to you
I donate a brand-new Eckerd’s
loop for the school. To Haolan
Cai, I bequeath 4 tickle attacks,
Provence, Barcelona, Paris, the
TGV, 2 paper towels (wadded
and wet), countless bus rides
(both in this country and not),
hard plane rides, late-night
phone calls, an actual sugar-
booger, a Robertson bus ticket,
and a butterfly kiss; you’d
better visit me more than once
every month. Oh yeah, and to
Ramsey Cardwell I leave -2
dollars - -.
1, Richard Pridgen, do
hereby leave Andy Marx Or
ganic, webassign, late nights
with Calculus, my scuba tank
and flippers, and 2nd Bryan
even though that kinda got
messed up; to Big Daddy Q I
leave my faith and love...spread
it next year; to Hong Sun, ord-
ing Chinese every night and the
AP calculus exam;to Melissa
Ilardo, Sabrina Officer, and
Katherine Demby, I leave
happy half, aim conversations,
big hugs, spontaneous breez-
way whistling, and the bryan
back stairwell;).
1 ,
Amanda Purser, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Genevieve Pike,
Sunny Lin, Veena Rajan, The
resa Crowgey, and Nisei Desai,
my original 1C girls, a long
lasting friendship. We’ll be a
whopping 30 miles apart, but I
think our friendship can survive
the distance; to May Liu lots of
froomie love and tons of luck
for you at Yale. Of course,
you don’t really need it. I also
leave you with the promise of
several Chapel Hill/New Haven
visits; Elizabeth Anderson
and Eric Jorgensen with each
other. Goodness knows that all
you guys have! Just kidding,
i ; Abby Furr and Courtney
Angers the Senior Pants. 1
couldn’t pick just one of you, so
I’m giving them to you both to
share; Amanda Berry my be
loved single. Enjoy it!; Quinn
Morris my sidekick services.
Keep it real; Steven Schlaefer
an A in every class. That’s
what you want, right?; Keith
Grose a lock of my hair for you
to sniff in my absence; Nirav
Lakhani my position as Stu
dent Ambassador. And maybe
even my pink SA shirt; Max
Rose nothing. It’s clear that we
hate each other. Aisha Amuda
memories of the “great” time
we always had in Anat/Phys.;
Sabrina Officer and Melissa
Ilardo my jaded attitude and
muttered sarcastic comments.
You guys always seemed to be
around when I said them, so
I’ve probably taught you well
by now; Reynolds 1C, 2C, ID
Juniors many thanks for the
great memories and good luck
for next year.
I, Jake Reardon, give
the following: Ben Sealy and
Elly Steel MCs for Koffee-
haus; Drew Courtright the
wonders of Housekeeping for
2HL; Rebekah Ayscue, Lizz
Moody, Casey Buchanan, and
Kaitlin Icard a 50% chance of
seeing me outside of 3rd Beall
at all times; Mary Eannarino,
Katie lygelski, Maris Mann-
Stadt, and Lauren Wood a
50% chance of seeing me on 3rd
Beall at all times; Jessica Han
son the dock, illegal sunsets
and bunnies; Zach Pugh-silent
coimection; Jessica Scroggins-
babies; Chelsea Sokolow an
undying passion of fun, excite
ment, and nonstop memories;
Megan Cain, Sam Carey,
and Alex Solomon-Organic
Ro-ro love; Alex Cole-Weiss-
panic in a hot fishtank; Robert
Davis-the best hugs, late talks,
bluntness, and understanding;
Thomas Manning-my heart;
Brian Orvis-cheers to next year;
Triple(+davld jones)-freedom
to break quieihours; Drama
Board ‘06-’07-drama, joking,
and faster line-learning; James
Winder - massages, late-night
chats, rearrangements, and
freedom. Hill House-my escape
from Hunt (use it well!); Mary
Eannarino-furmy faces, laugh
ing in the silent rooms, back
stage hand encouragement, and
a crick in my neck from french;
Lauren Wood-musicals in the
pit, cafeteria, and 3rd Beall
area, outside lunches, laugh-
cries, hand holding, left hand
brushing, every color face paint,
Mr. Unicorn PJs, and ESPn
1, Benjamin Reinhardt,
being sound (quite possibly not)
of mind and body, hereby be
queath upon the following un
witting recipients: Unto Trevor
Shannon 1 leave my Return of
the King poster and the duty to
uphold the honor of Lord of the
Rings at NCSSM. To Matthew
Ball 1 leave my mooching abili
ties, lest you starve. To Alex
Hil I leave my two black roses,
may the angst and dark side
grow strong within you. To
Lenny Evans I leave the RPhys
lab. To Paul Corbett 1 leave
the command of “go outside
and disk, bum!” To Krishna
Karra 1 leave a chillpill-sauce.
To Rebekah Ayscue 1 leave
complete mastery of physics.
To Melissa Ilardo 1 leave a pile
of various chocolates, brownies,
cookies and other such sugar
filled things. To Zac Hackney
I leave a whole month without
a single injury plaguing your
body. To Brian Hulette and
Steven Lin I leave some bloody
backbone. To Nicole Anthony
I leave trail mix, magical trail
mix, of course, recovered af
ter a mighty quest. To Clay
Dunwell I leave some salty
nuts (almonds, obviously.) To
Salem Johnston I leave my
entire music collection, in its
epically narrovv glory. To Mag
gie Zhou 1 leave the imperative
to launch a campaign once
again. To Sagar Indurkhya I
leave a lack of shaving imple
ments...grow it back! To any
random junior I’ve accosted
and asked if you actually go to
this school I leave my apologies
for being isolated. And lo, I
take my leave now.
I, KAM, do hereby bequeath
the following treasures to some
of those who helped make my
time at NCSSM as wonderful as
they have been: Toan T: 2 won-
derftil years of rooming togeth
er; watching 4356789765432
movies; lifetime of never end
ing girl problems; addiction to
weightlifting; being hooked
on Grey’s Anatomy and Lost;
Shria K: my undying love;
all those trips to Bali Hai; our
first exchange of word by the
swings; always being there
for each other; waiting 9 years
and 300 more days... Saket
N: being best friends through
whatever may come our way;
doing just about everything
together; always fighting about
nothing; Mere R: it was really
Bobby who did it; more quotes
from Dr. Owen; all efforts to
make me eat bacon; Patrick P,
Alex H: wonderful year of be
ing Co-RLAs; numerous trips
to Bali Hai together; Morgan
K: being such awesome friends
forever; privilege of being able
to call me at any given time;
Elizabeth A, Eric J: asking if
you two were in love yet; James
Ho: my RLA check board and
huge room; James A, Toby W,
Xavier B, Matt D, Jamil B:
wasting hours together doing
nothing. Clay N: more cups
knocked over; Sarnie A: rub
bing my head every time you
see me; Priya S: late nights on
the futon; Jenna W: fun times
in certain places and on my
futon; 1” & 2'“' Hill: wonder
ful memories and friendships;
Michael Newbauer:
a hug along with an • f.'m.
apology; People not
mentioned: sorry
I will miss every-
one...
cure for carpel tunnel. To Mike
French and Allen Brewington
I leave more time in the day to
lean and rock. To Geri But-
ner, I leave less confusion. To
Martin Locklear I leave better
luck in the future. To Benzino,
I leave good grades at commu
nity college. To Kaitlin Icard
I leave a real man. To Jenna
Wadsworth I leave many more
junior boys. To Vann Newkirk,
I leave plenty of time to go do
your homework.
I, Rachel Shauger, be
ing sound of mind and body,
do hereby bequeath the follow
ing. To Shelby Currier I leave
room RE009, my carpet, “hunk
of man,” Southpoint, exposing
you to new music, picnicking
at Duke, post-12AM conver
sations on the top bunk, and
decisiveness! To Ellie Norton
I leave apple tea, “I’m get
ting hostile in the hostel,” late
nights in the Stentorian room,
crazy Austrian high-schoolers,
and the perfect guy. To Mandy
Woodruff I leave Augenbon-
bon. Broad Street experiments,
Cheddar beer chips, the wall of
shirtless men, Franklin Street
adventures, “lest,” convers
ing in German, dancing to the
Spice Girls, awkwardness,
XTC, “you know-just in case,”
Nigel Barker, prom plotting,
late-night chats on AIM, “the
voice,” and Daisy Duke. To
Sara Wise, I leave working late
hours in the Stentorian room, a
bowl of stage blood, and people
getting us mixed up To the girls
of Ground Reynolds I leave
Alice in Wonderland, taco din
ners, and the legacy of Ground
Reynolds.
I, Priya ShETH, leave Reb,
all those wonderful nights in
the lounge, more caffeine to
keep you up next year, always
a place to sleep (right in my
lap); Santana, less so I can have
some, more pancake juniors
for you to make fun of, more
frozen t-shirts to chuck at you;
to Kiira, working late nights for
all our projects, running around
school taping flyers on trash
cans; to Brittany, more papers
that I can steal from you ©!; to
Diana, all those old saved by
the bell dvds; to Amanda J and
year and more cards so we can
play forever; to Andy Marks,
true ribs and pants with no
holes; to my little bry-bry
(ams), a new stick of eyeliner,
more clothes because I took all
of yours, more time for you to
be my personal trainer, comfort
ing sessions to get over scary
movies, our lovely little talks
on our dates, mud-pie!, lessons
on being polite, this ones for
you ams, an endless amount
of lollipops in the backseat (or
trunk), a promise to always pick
you up, a place to always stay in
my roonvhed because “we peo
ples”, the best senior year ever
because that is definitely what
you deserve, MY HEART!
I, Will Shipman, being of
industrious mind and succulent
body do hereby leave Nicole P
and French my straight A’s;
Emanuel the Black Power
Movement; Clay and French
sketchy trips to Duke, Tyrik
and James S. my sex ap
peal, Torii my “serious look”;
Wayne my brown-nosing abili
ties; Ogechi another heart to
break and many more trips and
falls; Blair a flmny, side-split
ting laugh and my PCC sldlls;
Valyce and Mike Jones my
HBCU love; Natalie a Trojan
horse; Jasmine R. all of my
Spanish speaking abilities and
my phone number; Chrissy,
the Hispanic side of me and
HCC; French my Princeton
acceptance letter and James S.
my Duke acceptance letter and
scholarships; Santana and Ki-
ara the “stunna shades”, Klara
constant grimey inside jokes
and a double mint twin; Micky
and Tyrik my balling skills;
Clay many more laughs, jokes,
and beach trips in the future,
Bianca all of my partying skills;
Victoria M. (my junior sister)
all of my success and sexiness;
and to the entire Class of 2007
I leave many more fun days
in the Grille, much success in
the future, and the dream to be
called 20...06.
I, Susannah Small of
really really ridiculously sound
body and mind do hereby be
queath my valuables upon my
comrades. Francine, I leave
you the skill of sneaky fart
ing... wild, crazy, loud nights.
Dylan
SeLINGER: To
Derrell Vann, my
favorite roommate, V
I leave many more ,
nights staying up un
til who knows when
for no reason, and
many great times
to come. To Marc
Tortorice I
just tion’t even know, ni-Jinks
maybe some game
and dance moves?. To
Molly Cline, Haily Loftis and
the rest, I leave plenty more
laughs. To everyone on 4E I
leave a legacy and big shoes to
fill. To Alex Hardee and Ben
Bogardus I leave more hills.
To Matt Locklear, 1 leave a
Photo by Chip Williams
on hall: Turner Carroll and Matt Alfaro explore shaving cream.
Megan J, 1 leave my room and
more peanut butter; to Angela,
a needy junior replacement; to
Ishita, an awesome time trying
to choreograph for 392843 girls,
to Jacob, more milkshakes to
make me agree with you; to
Jonathan, an awesome senior
unlimited visiting privileg
es at UNC, and a promise to
love you forever and miss you
like crazy (when we aren’t to
gether)... among other things.
To Ashley I leave, assistance