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the stentorian I ncssm senior wills june 2006 13 from the monkey hands upon request, nun lessons (if you want them), and another song for us: “Poopy” it feels good to be a gangster. To Lilly and Courtney (since you both seem to have everything you need) I leave fond memories of late nights with Ryan and strawber ry shortcake (or oreos). Ben, I leave you a dance on the tennis courts and the right to call me fruity names. To Alison, I leave a nice little junior to steal your food and harass you (you’re going to need somebody to fill in!), and to Frances I leave my blanket. I also leave any future cookies made by my grand mother to Raven. Ro-Ro and some “bread and bologna”, to my beloved Mr. Roser- students who’ll always call you Ro-Ro, make you smile and bring you chocolate cake on days that aren’t your birthday, to Brenton Vasconcellos- a bruise and another year with darling Dr. Naiman, to Dr. Naiman- 50 cats, a broom, a rocker and a roommate to shout at the neighborhood children with, to all remaining 2nd Beall girls- random dance parties to musical songs and enough mischief to choke a mule (go WILD!), to Wasson- someone who will keep your life “inter- I Patrick Snipes, leave the following stuff unto... (real) 3rd West Seniors- A dead puppy (ac cursed trimesters). Matt McKerr- Cold food, warm milk, and freedom from us kiddies so that you can have all the breakfast time Photo courtesy of Erin Summerlin Patrick McK^^^- Summerlin, Chelsea Nielsen, and Alex Solomon have non- An addiction to Oblivion, and esting” long after I’m gone, to John Kirk- my address, so you can send me some of those delicious, delicious tarts, to Ryan Kilby- the knowledge that you’ll always be someone’s man slave, and lastly, to all the ladies of S&M, I give you, Ryan Kilby. clothes... please use them. Alex Calhoun- Parsecs as a unit of time, and Obi-Wan riding a gimmick. Mike Woods- The ultimate bacon biscuit and a ba nana suit. Jim Beckner-1 gold, an epic journey to waffle house, and a beard latched to your chin. Jay Goel- A sound beating in ut2k4. GKUBLOK!!!!! Steven Truman- The joys of apathy. Cameron Moeller- ah ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga ga. Robbie Finley- My room, and lots of gaming. Keep on rockin’. Matt Abraham-Creo- tene... lots of creotene. Ian Whitlock- Holding the inner door to hunt, and helping who ever McKinnon picks to yell “Disperse Citizens” at 10:23 so that people athappy-half don’t miss check. GKUBLOK!!!!! Andrew Amolegbe- I leave thanks for being the only SGA candidate to have a funny post er. Colin Lenhart- A rotten cantaloupe (not to be eaten). CJ Domingo- A rotten cantaloupe (to be eaten, not thrown). 3rd West Juniors- Sorry I couldn’t mention you all, but for those I didn’t mention I leave Oranges, 3rd west as a senior hall (make sure the foreigners don’t take over), and LINUX!!!!!!! Also, keep hall meetings pointlessly long and hilarious. I, Alex Solomon, being of peculiar mind and flabby body, do bequeath unto Kath- ' leen Hebert- my drama whip and a lovely purple bra (use them well), to Mandy Sullivan- the courage to flash a jimior and the hopes that you will receive at least one level II, to Jessica Taylor- a room with a view and yummy snacks, to Mary Kohimann- the hopes that one day you’ll go crazy and cut a ***** and be kind enough to film it, to Megan Cain- hours of organic love and an excessive amount of emo jokes, to Pam, Allie, Radhika, and Wendy, 1 leave a quieter hall next year, to Rebckah Asycue- stories of i,Francine M. Stefan, on the date of May 29% 2006 hereby bequeath on the imder- stated members of the class of 2006 and 2007 my most treasured belongings. To: - Susannah: many thanks for the cookies, brownies and all other food your mother/grandmother made for you (but were some how eaten by me). Also, I leave you many memories of Chinese food + aim conversations with the best roommate you’ll ever have, countless days of point less crying over physics or the nearness of graduation, and late nights of resting your eyes’ - Lilly: memories of Woodma- nsee, our Modem Drama class, plus an unlimited amount of uncontrollable laughter, eye rolling, fist-pounding moments over a certain red-head. In ad dition, I leave you memories of the phenomenal performance of Anton Chekhov’s Three Sisters (on Ice). - Ashley: many mem ories of shaking TUESDAY nights as well as windy nights (in a tent). -Courtney Brown: strawberry-shortcake - Alison McGraw: my junior brother, and a closet with no trace of Doritos, popcorn or Oreos. - Chris: a $ 1,000,000 gift certifi cate to a shrink of your choice - Haolan: I leave you great advice. - Brandon: Professor Di Donato - Riti: many memo ries of Dr. Brisk’s chemistry class. - Jasmine Richardson: my Janice Dickinson outfit - D-train: many hours of brag ging about Dr. Hunt - Raven: Talmage’s sn and ♦♦♦♦, my defining word. - Geri: memo ries of me freaking out over a certain ‘god.’ -Periy: lovely Lilly and countless roundtrips (VT - ECU) - Richard: “Fly Me to the Moon;” enough to last you for all your future bus and airplane rides - lyier Seward: all my programming homework and House. - Josh Watkins: my ‘gloriously [brown] eyes’ so you can stare at them whenever you feel lonely.’ I, Lyndsey Steffensen, in sound body'and mind do hereby leave the following to my peers so that they might re member me after graduation:To Darryl Clau sen, Camer on Dowless, Kathleen He bert, Abby Long, and Ra chel Puckett, I leave: Ms. N e w n a m ’ s e-mails and treats, Mr. Myles’ jqkes, Mr. Painter’s warm, random greetings in the hallways, Ms. Futrell’s spastic sug gestions, and Ms. Mueller’s pizza. Good Luck with that Litcom Liaison stuff □ To Jes sica Taylor, I leave a thousand sorry’s for seemingly ALWAYS being loud when she was try ing to actually sleep and a very hippy purple skirt. Enjoy! To Megan, I leave hopes for Love! To TTie 2“*' Beall triple, I leave retarded moments, lost of laughs, and a lineage of loudness. To Rebecca, I leave memories of late nights doing literally no work since there were like fifty million people around us acting as excellent methods of distraction. To the rest of the second beall juniors I leave a hall filled with memo ries of triumphs, failures, and unity. To my graduating peers, I leave hopes for the BEST! I, Erin Summerlin, leave Chelsea Nielsen my amaz ing ability to sing along with Journey, MLC my “behind the at’s”, Thomas Perry my intellectual ability, Jonathan Thomas the PT’s and fishy things, Stevie Hamby our sig nature tunes “Had a Bad Day” and “Goin’ Fishin’ in the Dark”, Aditl Parmar the famous laugh/talk, Mesha Batts the white girl swirl, Katie Wallace my Reese’s, Shria Kumar... “Stealth Mode: ON”, Andrew Johnson my love for Mrs. Martha and also his pro-George Bush accent, Ttirner Carroll the show“Yo Momma”, Will Shipman “Salt n PePa” for life, Lindsey Erps our ‘gangsta’ late night chats, and Ms. Graves our conversations about sweet potatoes and yams. I, Samantha Les lie Thomas, do here by declare the following: To Whitney, Amanda, Sarah, Stephanie, Julia, Caroline, and Priya: Memories of lunch es in the lounge, over stuffed re- fngerators, low ceilings, humid ity, and some of the best years of my life. To Amy, Maggie, Kira, Daryl, Brittany, Aman da, Megan, Santana, Lalitha, Rebecca, Angela, Katherine, and Diana, my lovely juniors: Massive amounts of fun and success next year, and the hope that your senior year can be filled with as many wonder ful memories as you all have given me. To the Softball Team (especially Jenn): Rob, water balloons, and MILKSHAKES! To my magnificent junior room mate, Diana, who has made my senior year amazing, I bequeath the following: All of my WECS printouts, in order that you may have ink next year, our room and my far superior side of it, •ipy phone number so that we can always keep in touch, many visits from UNC, hockey games and Canes’ victories, control of the thermostat, silly dances and singing at 3am, laughing until we cry, lots of naked-ness, and smelly-ness, and finally, many, many more enjoyable hours of physics. To Whitney: My eter nal gratimde for bringing pink into my life, random hugs, and a place to stay whenever you need it at UNC. I love you! To Julia: Locopops!!!!!!! To Tim: Dropping random objects down stairwells, and crossing the pipe that was never to be crossed. To Jeffery: My eternal love andmmmbyeL To everyone 1 could not include in 250 words: Love I, Toan Tran-Phu... blah blah blah etc...be queaths to: AlexH—CAAD8 R800 AlexH—bass-proof paint Amy—my ARML spot, MathMod DiffEQ books Arti—Ochem webass answers Ben—WestMH notes Benji- poo—Mangoes, Pyroelectric toys Bonnie—^tattoo remover Brian—Authentic Mac Cal vin—G7 with weights, speed coding trophy Chelsea—my other ARML spot, MathCAD reference books Daniel—an under 80 DavidL—MIT ap parel DavidR—commitment- free hotel food, ISEF observer DavIdY—Matlab UserGuide Fliss—Black Belt, 20* degree Gabi—A Java-make-sense- to-me-now program Hojo— Cellphone battery/handset, BiglGiife HongSuk—^Number Theory Homework Irwin— WestMH ExC JamesA— Dodgeballs JamesW—8-inch refractor with solar filter Ju lian—Operas JustinB—Y- splitter Kam—3ft com snake. Greys Anatomy, Lost, OC Sea- sonDVDs, Hydroxycut Ka tie—my NB’s Keith—non falsetto voice Kevin—Ochem notes Krishna—Futons Liz— Stromboli Martin—a tent Matt—Frisbees, long hollow tubes, enormous Bunsen burn ers Michelle—watermelon MikeJ—chromatic tuner, infi nite vamp MikeM—APUSH MikeP—AAanswers, VietPride Morgan—a bff Nathan— cracked copies of all software Nicky—diurnal sleep-habit pills Noah—hammer Patrick— lOOlbs of NitroTech Protein, Radeon 9800 Peter—clothes that aren’t worn away and see-through Ramsey—anti- Margaret shield Ray—clean showers Raymond—pher omones Robert—love of math Ryan—Reveal-ID AIM program Saket—Roses that match Sarah—WECS stimu lant Stephane—traducteur qui n’est pas si paresseux, quantum dots Steve—Hyper Hammer 6.2, a second serve Steven—Razor blades Sung— Polygraph machine Thomas— chalk Tiffany—Racquet(ball) Toby—251b weight Trevor—a Yeh-decrypter TyierR—Buzz er TylerS—Folding Stands Victor—ankle brace Wen dell—patience Wesley—15:1 winder Xavier—Game Basket ball Young—alarm clock I, Katie Tygielski, of sound mind and body, hereby bequeath the following: Elly Steel, Koffehaus MC, Belizzze, K-Tizzle/E-Muffm, our “L”, Ides of March, fairy wings, Mauw, Quinnilicious (well, we’ll have to share him), and spooning (K3you, my com mitted)!, Rebekah Ayscue and Salem Johnston, BL306, surprise treats between rooms, the free chair. Team Phi and the Unicom Challenge (Rebekah), journals (Salem), Project Potty Talk, an imaginary boyfriend, Mauw, and “Is that, like, an analogy that you, like, like Alex?”, Zackney, lost and founds, the Great Tomato, dis cus memories, and yummy ova ries to consume (you’re forever my favorite wood nymph!), Trevor Shannon, the GAME, c0mpu73r pr06r4mmln6, and an unofficial prom date, Chel sea Sokolow, poetry and coffee shops, Nicole Anthony, pirat ing (music, source codes, ect.), c0mpu73r pr06r4mmln6, and to both Nicole Anthony and Daryl Hart, carrying on the Third Beall name, Alex Hill, many new-age Mormon wives as faithful as myself, to both Alex Hill and Mario Scott, the countless pod memories (jOO 2 4r3 73hnOOb5), Aubrey Land, a state championship!, Jes sica Scroggins, the fetus chair, Ben Sealy, Koffehaus MC and “Mr. Sealy...”, Melissa liardo, another fantabulous year of discus-throwing, Chirag Patel, junior sisters as cool as your senior sisters, Jason Hawkins, a shadow as fabulous/sexy as yourself, Julian Arrington, captain of the golf squad, Tyier Ross, the popsicle I still owe you (you’re my favorite junior bro!), and last but not least, to All the Belize Kids, a nasty, fes tering case of quadracephalitis. In honor of Miaj Esperantaj Amikoj, GXIS REVIDO! I, Amy VARNER, being of as sound mind and body as S&M allows, do hereby leave Jen nifer Cook 4 a.m. confessions and the futon that eats people; Jenna Puckett times on swing- sets and pole dances; Aniqa Shahrier trips to Bali Hai; Caleb Lee the full ability to disrupt the physics floor; and to all my other juniors all the sweet tea I won’t drink up North. I, John “Doc” Dough erty, playing good defense, do hereby leave Jefferson Ramsey the rock and excite ment about playing basket ball; Paul Corbett and Katie Dektar Ben Folds Concerts, random 9* street weddings and big haired babies; HongSun Kim eggrolls and nonsense; Cayla Noble plenty of Latin translations; Hampton Hor- rocks More latin, good policy, and PLAIN food; Steve Ko Endless Environmental Sci ence simulations; Toby White- ciitiMndoiiiiigai4
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