10
June 2007
senior wills
the stentorian | ncssm
in the world - to continue being
my roommate at Carolina,
the other half of Twelfthbot
the power of “biomons”...
cotyledon, the cast of Twelfth
Night my unending love and
devotion, the Rob Andrew’s
Secret Society the fun times
to be had at CheeBurger
CheeBurger with lots of vanilla
coke, and finally, I leave my
current 2nd Beall seniors the
memories of our two years
together on the best hall/cult in
the entire world.
I, Jennifer Henkel, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave to Alex all of my
Mountain Dew and Mexican
rap music, to Olivia I leave
happy days and a penguin
plastered room, to Kate the
concept of calmness and my
RLA abilities, to Cat my
creativity, futon, and CS3,
to Elien my knowledge of
boys and anime collection, to
Laura a drama free life, and
to my beloved hall I leave my
sanity, smiles, tears, memories,
and future in the hopes that
they will use them
better than I ever
did.
a few campus apples. Justin:
Macy, Oranges, threadless,
a mediiun with lemon and
chocolate, and eye-contact
to last a lifetime. Rachel:
my brown squishy chair, the
library, your questionable fan-
fic site, and the raptor run.
Jenna: hours of “working” in
the library, whistling, all the
tall buildings in the world,
your boundless knowledge
of the universe, my itunes
library, and nuclear physics.
To Linda: movies from the
Asheville bus and a middle
name. Edward Poyo: I leave
you French truffles, Krogers,
Xiloa, and a bruise-fi-ee hip.
Matt Gromlich: sketchy
liquid, watts study-parties,
cancer smoke, the HIV cake,
and a wrist-five. Ray Wang,
*CLICK*, general craziness,
and the calculus stick. Elise:
the Asheville bus, A BIG
CHOCOLATY DOUGHNUT
THING and may many ninjas
visit you in the night-time ;)
Samantha Allen: a neglected
paper, and, importantly, room
319, (watch out for the bottom
dresser drawer:))
it all with us).
I, Noura Howell, leave
Five of Pye physics homework
and the only time someone got
me to really question being
vegetarian. Matt Stonebraker
lunches on ninth street, ID
juniors math tutorial and
wild nights dancing, Eriko
my room and fixing things,
Maria learning Spanish, Dr.
Halpin great advice during a
real growing experience with
chemistry and an amazing
miniterm. Dr. Teague the best
math classes of my life, and
Madame Roberts la course
vers les philosophies des
histories que nous avons lues.
I, Wendy Hua, being
of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave 80 sodas to
James Ho and Mary La. I
leave Hattie Chung boy-band
songs and Edina Wang big
headed AIM characters. Heave
Courtney Angers WECS
papers and monkey noises;
Monday Night Mix Tape.
I leave Derrick Frick the
important position of RLAR.
I leave Andy Smith Hunt 304
and all of its emo graffiti. I leave
Matthew Dibble the position
of moody teenage guy on 3W. I
leave Ankit Gupta all my love
and admiration. I leave Harry
Watson alone (I’m sorry I sat
on you at the first hall meeting).
Seawell and Prateek, I’ll
have my eyes on you. To 5W,
undying enthusiasm and those
memorable moments I’ll spend
the next four years trying to
block out and undo. And to
Jake and Jeff, late nights
and questionable behavior,
wherever it may be. To Mike
and Nirav, I leave my first
real trip to Cosmic’s. Thanks
to Steve and Chris, for their
futon my entire junior year. To
Aynul, I made you a mixtape,
it’s “Read My Mind” set to
loop. And to Keith Grose, I’ll'
keep your grey shirt and you
can have my soul, fair trade
(don’t lose it. I’ll need it next
year). Aloha, res ipsa loquitur,
good times to roll on.
I, Tyr
ftlCKS
Tvrik Todd
:s, do
hereby leave
Ryan Seawell, my
brother, late nights
at Grandpa’s house
and crushing
hopes and dreams
on the bball court.
To Lakia King,
my junior sister, I
leave my loveable
and charming
personality. To
Kirk Burthey I
leave the legacy
and FAME of the
Fantastic Four. To
Aerin Spruill I Photo courtesy of Nick Hamden
leave my amazing Mike Mian, Max Rose, Nirav Lakhani, and Cody Hughes striking a pose at the NCSSM Senior Dessert
dancing skills. To
on sentences; Krishna Karra
- Trains that come, go, and
leave you standing; Alex Hill
- the base turned way up;
Mike D. Jones - Imaginary
SGA Forums; Parv Aggarwal
- another plane; Mike Pham
- Pirate Hats; Nicole Anthony
- a blank page of notes; Jason
Zhang - Lots of paper towels;
Garrett Schlesinger - the
right answer; Dr. Morrison -
A kick in the slats; Ryan Kilby
- Schrodinger’s dog; Nirav
Lakhani - banging PVC to the
beat of a different drum; Grace
Kim - Happy-Face Airplane
Pillows; Michelle Liu -
Cambridge; Zach Delarosa-a
copy of “Surely You’re Joking,
Mr. Rash!”; Greg Rubenstein
- an office; and to Dr. Kolena:
the good grace of Spiderman,
the existence of Tachyon’s and
just a few more significant
digits. To Commissar Nicholas
Tang I leave long nights (not
in air ducts), PLGRNSE, lots
of caffeine and best of luck
with bifurcating Lingchong.
To Austen Heinz - the will to
keep chugging. Upon myself
I bestow more jokes
so inside that even I
don’t get them. May
the force be with you
my friends. So long
and thanks for all the •
fish.
Andy Smith I leave my good
looking hair (now that his is
gone) and crazy nights in the
room. To Clayton Nance and
Michael French I leave great
times and all the haters that
adored the Fan-4. To Amber
(Flamber) Richardson I leave
long and boring times in PoE.
To Dorian Britt I leave long
talks about life lessons. To
Justine Tsao, my darling, I
leave my hugs and kisses. To
Mingwei Lei I leave my sick
bball skills. To all the 2nd
Hill knuckleheads on the bball
team, I leave crazy times with
Gonyeau on the bus. To all
the juniors in Colours I wish
them well and that they keep
Colours name HIGH! And
last but not least I leave my
bestest friend, Blair Wright,
my heart, love and all those
good/bad times :)
Hereby let it be known that 1,
Alex Hill (female), being
of sound mind, declare this to
be my senior will. Rebecca:
what little I know about pop
culture, my non-animated
movies, and a lobsta shmack.
To Jenna, Rachel and Justin:
a medium dark roast coffee,
Bali Hai, a stove, salad
bar,’"ping’", tall buildings, and
I, Rebecca Holmes,
do hereby leave to Lea
Gold, Aamir Husain, Olivia
Lamontagne, Andrew Ngo
and Kara Tinker cooperative
study organisms, homemade
hummus, and lots of free full-
text .pdfs; to Joe Keefer and
Alex Newsome some C, H,
and O (or whatever that organic
stuff is all about) and the hope
of someday not having a B
block; to Daniel Kimmel even
more heirloom junk he’ll have
no space for; to the juniors of
IE my pasta-cooker and music
with loud bass; to Hannah
Riddle and Ariel Wyman a
poster which they may pick up
at their convenience; to Tim
Canty good lab partners and
working telescopes; to Grace
Kim a permanent place on
my futon, several hexagons of
quarks, and books she won’t
have time to read; to Bob Liles
some muffins, more sleep on
Tuesday mornings, a small jar
of pure surreality (it’s a nice
auburn color in the light), and
a few tokens of his former
plebian existence; to Zac
Hackney some wet concrete
and everything else we’ll
miss; and to Maggie Zhou
absolutely nothing (we’ll take
I leave Jaime MeCandless
awkward animals at awkward
moments. I leave Pam Liu my
identity and Steve Ko Mulan
choreography. I leave Ann Liu
and Grace Kim my inner fob. I
leave Mandy Sullivan the lack
of intestines and JT a fork. I
leave Twelfthbot “Poppies!”
and “NEMATODE!” I leave
Rebekah Barker giraffe
noises; I leave Liana Roux
tennis/singing/theatre sexiness.
In a British accent, I leave Steve
Norton ring-pops and my hand
in marriage. I wish to leave
Cydney Swofford a necklace
with my face on it. I leave
Joanna Burke our killer duet. I
leave Kirsten Harms the low F
from “Bridge”. I leave Austin
Eliis an apology for not being
as good Senior Sister. 1 leave
Chorale the words “Absolutely”
and “Stuntzmobile”; I leave the
cast of twelfth Night the best
theatre memories ever; I leave
the Tennis Team “exdy/dx”;
and 1 leave 2nd Beallians the
hope that your juniors will be
as awesome as ours were.
I, Cody Daniel Hughes,
being of sound body and mind,
do hereby leave Ara Alexanian
the Pasta Appreciation Club.
I leave Kristin Oakley the
L Lauren Gabrielle
lannotte, bequeath my spot
in the hall of fourth Bryan to
Meredith Cole, I sadly leave
my duty as water bottle-filler
to Isabella Bellon, and I do
humbly leave my catching gear
to the next generation of Lady
Unicorns.
I, Kaitlin Icard, leave the
wonderful Development office
and the awesome people who
work in it to the upcoming
Attache’s of next year. May you
all have many good times and
many days filled with laughter.
Also I leave the volleyball and
basketball teams in the hands of
the talented upcoming seniors of
next year. Try not to pick on the
juniors too much, and may you
have championship seasons!
Lastly, I leave 1st beall to all
of my awesome jr. girls, may
you continue to be the best hall-
filled with love and support.
Sugar Indurkhya brings
an early Christmas: Steven
Lin - iTunes on repeat-one
mode; Cory Li - TastyCake’s
topped with Mudkipz; Brian
Hulette - a pocket full of run
I, Katherine
Johnson, being
of sound mind and
body, do hereby leave
Marty Goldsmith
and Kara Tinker
[Reins of the Swift
Dr. Britton] to use
for random projects
and transportation.
To Linux Junior
(you know who
you are) I leave my
responsibility to
download the World
of Warcraft patches
for your class and host
them on Neverland. To my
robotics team, I leave my love
and passion For Inspiration and
Recognition of Science and
Technology. May you always
remember the teamwork dance
and zebra stripes, and the
team leader of the 2006-2007
robotics season. To the rising
seniors of 3rd Bryan, I leave my
single and my sympathy - and
hope for another great year. To
the entire NCSSM community,
I leave my love and support for
the school. With me, I take all of
my good memories and unique
experiences and the pledge to
make my school proud.
Matesha Jones -1 would
first off like to leave my babies
Desean, Cleatus, Harry, “O”,
and Ladi all my love, stay
strong and remember Tesha
will always love you. I would
like to leave Sherian my love
and ability to dance, you are
still my favorite junior baby
girl. And to my oh so cool
hallmates: Devita, Ezinne and
“Molly Molly” keep ya head
up chicas. Last but not least,
Briana and Solape (thank you
for loving and caring for me
when I was in need). Andy,
Kirk, Melanie, Victoria and
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