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June 2007
senior wills
the stentorian | ncssm
Han, extra musical talent;
Lucy Yao, frozen banana; Lisa
Zhang, Facebook privileges;
Michelle Gregory, more
Chinese skills; and Sarah
Pai, punch card for chocolate
apples. I confer on Lea Gold,
research success; Sung Min
Kim, victories in the slap
game; Chris Qin, spicy food;
Eric Li, WebMO help; Amy
Kim, kimchi ramen and PFM
breakfast; and Kat Styons, my
“interesting” books. All of you
have been family to me.
I, Ann Liu, being of sound
body and mind, do hereby
leave Grade, the best roomie
ever, late-night conversations
of boys & the world’s doom,
awesome roommate moments
full of laughter, an entire PEC
stuffed with ramen, seaweed,
and every other detail of
“Grann;” Young various
moments around campus
and lessons of 2B; Hattie
bug-smushing adventures,
running into your room yelling
“Haaaaattttttiiiiiiieeeeeeee” &
Mini-term yumminess; Jaime
racquetball, talks on the bench
& 11.2-i-GB of Asian dramas
to watch; Wendy being black
& “immaculately concepted;”
Morgan big hips & more
Asian dramas/music/movies;
the Lius amazing Liu power;
Keon girl clothes, no dieting,
& dead-baby jokes; Steve
your shorts, Duke sweatshirt
& cooking lessons; Krishna
Asian lessons, thoughtful/
reminiscent conversations
& physics-agonizing; Amy
study-parties, free blocks,
fat-transplants; Melanie
TACAS performances without
me. Super Smash Brothers,
Korean restaurant trips; Lisa
A Walk to Remember, Jay
Chou songs played by Young,
better classes/teachers; Sophia
prom-planning & running in
from Happy Half; BeryannB
awkward turtle, striped teddy &
the honor of being a PHYSICS
work service student; Nandita
RC020 (the best room ever!)
& the SECOND Asian Dance;
and the rest of my juniors a
wonderful senior year packed
with fun, happiness, and the
joy of finally graduating 3.
Michelle Liu - i don’t
really want to die, but here is
my stuff: to Holly I leave my
fashion sense so that she can
pair it up with her makeup,
to Liana I leave my classical
music collection so that she may
become a great opera singcri to
Ryan I leave my Vogues because
he loves them, to Sophia I
leave my poor bowings so that
she may fix them, to Grayson
1 leave my common sense just
because, to Alexa I leave hugs
and chocolate and late night
movies, to Lisa and Cory I
leave sleep on the senior bench,
to Jennifer I leave ‘hot’ guys at
Swarthmore, to Alex F 1 leave
awkward chuckles, to Sagar
I leave dreams, to Cory Kim
I leave a yes sir!, to Jaime 1
leave sunshine, to Kilby I leave
a poke and a hat, to Elizabeth
C. I leave cheese and Amish-
ness, to Hattie I leave late
night discussions, to Ann I
leave happiness, to Daphne I.
leave iron chef Japan/America,
to James Ho I leave tickles, to
Steve Ko I leave spacing out,
and to Nicole/Daryl I leave
freedom and space. Love and
miss you guys
I, Abigail Long, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave Unber Ahmad tons of
hugs, straightforward answers,
playing dress up, and first trips
to Eckerd; Tiffany Williamson
stories and birthday trips to
Dogstar; Meg Vick having
my movies for so long I forget
won’t be around to borrow it,
and lots and lots of laughs. To
Justine Tsao: crazy car rides, a
watermelon sized piece of my
brain, and psych quizzes. To
Courtney Klemm: a British
accent, long talks, and being the
hottest Floridian on campus.
To Amy Gilbert: sarcasm. To
Maggie McDonald: checkers
and dominoes, the super
combo of softball and student
ambassador, limericks, plus
right field. To Apurva Oza:
some of my g-ness cause T
have plenty to spare. To Alex
Tortorice: arm flicks, croquet.
Andy Hewitt plays at Koffeehaus
about them, our history in ‘nam
and other people suddenly
finding out about it, and a
place to crash at Asheville;
Jake Martin the meaning of
cute; Hampton Horrocks a
lifetime of carpooling (I know
you’re still trying to recover
from those extra 10 minutes),
practically being related,
and traveling; Kim Howell
and Lisa Pepin last nights in
Athens; Justin Boucher our
love of Dimitra, airplane food,
and critiquing flight attendants;
Gail Morgan dreams of
California; Cameron Houser
and Cayla Noble the best two
years of my life, always being
b/b/g and the tres amigas,
occasional snuggling, dancing
Merlefest men and future
trips to Asheville; Cameron
cousin bashing, my Maw
Maw’s cooking, saving, you
from crashing into mailboxes,
and being the ones doing all
the dancing; Cayla credit for
my pearl habit, cutting your
thumbnail, a cherry yum yum
addiction, videos of toothpaste
retrieval and orange popping,
and eternal roommate love.
I, Hannah Martin, being
of worn out mind and body do
hereby leave the realization of
what sizes we actually wear
to rooms 105 and 102; “pill
time” to Katharine, April and
Natalia; going to XC states
to the dedicated members of
the XC teams; doing physics
with family to Prashant; the
phantom second trimester of
Multi to Craig; massages after
swimming to Grayson; and
my name to Hannah.
I, Tiffany McCrary,
being of a less sound mind
than before SMath, do hereby
leave; to Emily Troxler: my
heart, being the tallest girl
on hall, and my unicorn hat.
To Raleigh Tubb: my love,
dance parties, getting to wear
your own jewelry now that I
andlatenightaimconversations.
To Jordan Humphrey: being
a fan of the best two teams;
the Gators and the Bucs, and a
“Happy Birthday”. To Edward
Poyo: ice cream [my treat] and
a bruised hipbone. To Ashlee
Perkinson: crazy accents.
To Makani Dollinger; a cute
Italian boy. To the class of ’07:
our memories could never fit in
a will.
Clayton Nance - To
Albert Teng, I leave a
wonderful year of tennis and
trash talking. To EJ I leave all
my duties on the hall and many
more popsicles. To Kirk I
leave “Senior Parking” and
the position as the new leader
of the Fan-4 (from Mike as
well). To Bri I leave my love
for a younger sister. To Aerin
I leave my heart because you
are so real sis. To Stephen
Tipton I leave a get out of
jail free card, please save it.
To Lakia I leave my love for
NSBE, congrats Ms. President.
To Cierra I leave many more
smart comments that make
people laugh.
Christine Nguyen i
leave: Michelle Gregory and
Edina Wang: SO, SoM and
nights in the art studio. Amy
Bahr: The strength to ask
Coach out next year. And
possibly take it to the next
level. Marisa Lee: Crackle
Jackie- to encourage my last
wish. Amy Kim: Outback,
crazy pictures, running across
campus and another successful
tennis tournament. Soleille
Everest: The Holy Grail. Maia
Call: adventures to 9th ST,
Duke Gardens, Home Depot
and fun times with shopping
carts and stop signs. Kathleen
Davis: Charleston, math, SO,
the lightening blanket and
my love. Jonathan Blake:
a day well spent watehing
ants. Sherian Brooks: my
eell phone after 9 PM and IM
games. Kristin Oakley: your
shirt- the one that we didn’t
know was yours. Aubrey
Clark-Brown: our bouncing
baby boy. May you drive
him around and keep him in
one piece. Ha Theln Nguyen:
my heart and my love. 2BL: two
years of fun, craziness, love, stress
and drama. Tennis Team: a great
season and fun at the state fair
with Richie. Kaylah, Blair, Pam,
Allie and Radhika: EOH days.
Brit, Caleb, Max, Daniel, Shelb
and Erik: memories of Friday
night diimers, board games,
cards, stories, prom, CPK,
House and Southpoint.
I, Cayla Noble,
being of sound mind
and body, leave Unber
Abmad wobbly nails and
my bed in RL108; Tiffany
Williamson physics
dances and threats of
dismembered body parts;
Toby White markers in
the face; Bill Edwards
dates with champagne;
Amber Heckart unscented
deodorant; Alex Tortorice
a dance around the
world; Jake Martin the
Appalachian Trail, number one
song after number one song,
flee doughnuts, and girls; Gail
Morgan spilled milkshakes,
boys in buses, purple jumpsuits,
ski trips, Cookout, and sweet tea;
Maggie Baker chemistry labs
and that one walk to North Gate;
Joe Gift intimidation, hops in
my ride to make a quick run,
jalapenos and candy, tiny bug
bites, and hugging trees; Abby
Long many times of being real
teenagers, sleep talks, 9pm
phone calls, dead flowers, pearl
earrings, snoring, PFM water
to clean your mouth with, and
prom hair; Cameron Houser
snuggles, chill bumps on boats,
beach boys. Cameron-sized
Doritos, backpacking, running
away from boys, marinara sauce,
excellent directions, the death of
kitty. Lint, and love nuts.
I, Brian Nobles, has a
karot. However, I
leave BritBrown:
my soul (I didn’t
forget the bet
*c’ries gently*)
and my sanity
for the next year.
I leave Deepak,
the ability to leave
campus more
often. I leave
Jake Hamilton
inhibitions. I leave
my WoW players;
the legend of
“Pillowcase”level
60 Troll Shaman
on Firetree. I
leave my soccer
players; the legend
of “Brian Nobles”
the only Spartan
who dined in McDonalds!
I leave Chris Watts, my
superhuman strength. I leave
Spud my ability to charm small
woodland creatures. I bequeath
Joe Lozier with a zucchini ...
and my friendship (the zucchini
has been repeatedly proven to
be worth more). 1 leave Paige
Henderson my willpower and
my robust collection of shiny
round objects. For Schlaefer;
I leaves you me lucky charms!
I leave Ariel Wyman a years
supply of pfm food! And I leave
everyone else jars of petroleum
jelly and poptarts!
I, John Outten, leave
the left side of the infield to
Shack and EJ, point guard
and his haircut back to Ryan
Seawell, to my brother
Emmanuel I leave another
one of my ACLs, Jason and
Shack the Presidential Suite,
the Thursday gang another
day at Hog Heaven, to Giffin
I leave another Tunak Tunak
Dance, I leave my power cord
and the bottom bunk to Tate
Tate, to Coach Gonyeau I
leave a new quote book and
the Replacements, to Coach
Mitchell I leave a new hair
style, to Baldy I leave a jump
shot that goes in, to Mike
Newbauer I leave more banana
lafly taffys and a replacement
for Olivia, to Taza I leave a
smooth hall meeting, to Kenan
I leave a movie on a comfortable
couch and 3 hours to layout, I
leave one more shirtless RLA
meeting to Giffin and Drew,
to Jeff I leave an “un-freakin-
believable” game of Halo,
to Peters I leave another hat
trick, to Reno I leave a reading
quiz, I leave Chris Brogdon a
rematch in one-on-one, to EJ
I leave a new pair of practice
pants, and to all of my friends
a great summer.
I Scott Ouzts, leave
Jordan International Delights
and ketchup, Elliot interviews,
arguments, and real people,
Caitlin the park, Mexico,
awkwardness, French, and
our house. Clay, Mike, and
Drew the camping trip, Blair
a handful, Meghan lunches,
sweating, and culture, Joe
and Mike Josephine and Club
Casanova, Blair, Kenan,
and Clay Scary Movie 2
and the Trunchable, Joe
Artemis, Rachel confidence
and birthday..., Giffin our
apartment, bowties, Marley,
:esy
Ian Whitlock on Watts Lawn.
and Lord of War, and
Stephanie house talk, royal
porch, laziness, and proms.
I, Nicole Parker, being of
sound mind and body do hereby
leave the following; Aerin my
job and Ms. .Marlene wrapped
up with a bow on top; Briana
my thoughts; Cierra a map to
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