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the stentorian | ncssm senior wills june 2007 15 gets both my Proms!; Kelly Anderson, “101 Whoatastic Ways...”; Elly Steel the best Koffehaus’s of NCSSM. I, Colton Sexton, leave the following: To Susie Choi, I leave all the rice of Korea (none of that inferior Chinese or Indian stuff) and all the penguins of Antarctica (since you’re obsessed with them). To Matt Gildner I leave all the razors of Costco. To Jordan Knox and Joe Naron, I leave all the women and “superior coffee beans, respectively, of South America. To John Powell, I leave all the gold of Israel. To Adam Davis, I leave all the pepporoni pizza of Italy. To Manasi Tannu I leave all the knowledge of India (especially that Kashmir is, in fact, not an island off the coast of India.) To PauL Corbett, I leave all the gatorade of the NFL. And to Ben Sealy, I leave all the cheese quesadillas (kay-sa-dil- uhs) of Mexico. I, Riti Shah, being of a fabulous state of mind, do hereby leave 2nd Bryan with westside senior memories, berries and cream, and the creepy lemur brochure from Rm. 226; I leave the senior bench with crazy rap-offs; Rm. 213 to a future RLA; and my two best friends with mesican flava. I, Aniqa Shahrier, being of sound body and mind, do hereby leave Ruhina the lack of a 6 inch voice and Facebook stalkers, Allison my super programming skills, Isabella and Sarah Mohamed my mothering skills, Edward my brownness, and to all the juniors I leave procrastination and a great senior year. I, Asad Siddiqui leave Hugs to Kimmy, Phonics to my best buddy John Lee, ping pong paddle in the freezer and Elisha Cuthbert to my other best buddy Greg, movie nights to Eric Gerard, gossipping, a bunch of Oreos and a permanent shutdown to Zach Lewis, and a new pair of shorts to a not as best buddy Yev. To Cindy Lee, I leave all the “eh?” And to all of the other people whose names I’ve already forgotten: good luck and all the memories. Oh last but not least I also “leave Cindy a dozen of paper roses full of love from meowchi.” I, Keith A. Simpson, leave the following to the following persons: To the jimiors of First Hill: You seven guys were the coolest juniors a hall could ever have! Edward, you gossip know-it-all, I leave you my collection of Family Guy (Mmmmm....). Folafunmi, you crazy African, I leave you my collection of Gospel Music and Hill Life Groups (I better see it alive next year!!). De La Rosa, I give you the ability to know when to stop (10 is too many APs). Cory Ei and Shasank, I give you guys alarm clocks so you guys can wake up on time. Jae, I give the patience you need for your leadership position. And Chris, the craziest roommate I ever had, I leave you all of those crazy conversations we had and that Trapped in the Closet marathon. And to all my Christian juniors, I leave you all the ability to unite. Unite in vocal praise [Colours], worship [Imago Dei, Young Life], and knowledge [Life Groups, Church]. Do not let any of these activities on campus die. I, James Slade, being of moderately sound mind and somewhat untainted judgment, do hereby leave the following: To Ryan Craver I leave a spam blocker to prevent any further misjudgments of those who lurk in the in online shadows :-X; Justine Tsao- unlimited crazy moments ; to Andy Smith-patience to deal with the ignorant; Cydney Swofford- all the best luck in theater and politics; Briana Gather- a gift set of glaring looks, shared laughs, and the support of you in anything pursued in life. Jasmine Richardson and Clay Nance- eternal friendships and support that will NEVER be broken; Micky Bullard- the right to raid my fridge and snacks for life (with moderation); Cierra Hinton- the power to walk in a room and make all eyes fall on you; Jimmy Shedlick- promise to get you a TV Set for freshman year lol; Jake Hamilton- fimny memorial day phone calls; Kaylah Roberson- skills to terrorize people at UNC next year; Torri Staton- a brother in me whenever needed; NCSSM- laughter, tears, strength, and my IBM. Zack Powell- the hue ability to “shut that down” and last but not least Jonathan Mitchell- Paris Hilton’s “Turn it Up” as your official UNC theme song. I, Thomas Adam Mechwarrior Stegall, being of computerized mind and mechanical body, do hereby leave Munches one box of concentrated SPAARRTAA; Aamir Husain gets the entire chem. floor as his eternal domain; Prashant shall continue my legacy as Possessor of Anime and Computer Gamer. To BDF, I leave an unending river of haxxOred Pokemon, and every oxmce of Smash 133tness I have. To Kangjue, I leave the now-permanent name “George” forever; and to Ara, I leave a whole bunch of varied fruits. To Michelle Gregory, I leave my joy from simply being in your presence; To Nick James, I can leave nothing more awesome than that name (but he gets all of Comp Chem anyway); and to the entire junior class, I leave the anticipation of new, more powerful Websense. To my fellow seniors, I just want to say: We are the most excellent class ever, and I regret nothing that I did with y’all. 2007 for the WIN! I, Caitlin Stone, leave: Rachel Revelle - memories of UNC beating Duke in basketball (how many times again?), late nights ofjunioryear, punchiness, walks to Ninth Street for lunch, and the knowledge of bases; Lessie Scott - future roomy love and episodes of House; Bundto Magic - intense games of racquetball, an unlimited number of quotes from Will & Grace, and the word ‘saids’; Nancy Yang - go-gurt fights, sunflower seed eating contests, the right to complain about chemistry anytime, and orte more year of NCSSM;. IE girls - my friendship, all of the memories, and great luck for the future! of nights staying up playing games or just doing absolutely nothing. To Jamil and Matt Drews, eggs and other concoctions. And to Laura, I leave many, many great memories: many walks around the campus, super late AIM conversations, lots of randomness, many naps, and my whole heart. I leave you all of my love, let it last you a lifetime. I, Jessica “JT” Taylor, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave Cydney Swofford nothing because she tried to read my Senior Will early ’"raspberry’"; Deepak Ravindranathan, Edina Wang, and Kristin Oakley all the knowledge and patience of handling tours and the power to be awesome Ambassadors next year; Kara Tinker, a pair of pixie wings to match your lobster-crab hat; Frances Ho, all the dead clouds that have accumulated in the comer of my room over the past year; and finally, all my 2nd Beall girls, I leave to you all the memories and love that has come out of our relationships this year. Oh yeah, I also leave Jessica Cydney Swofford dorm room BL206 where we shared so many happy days being roommates, dressing a like, having the exact same everything, and where we first encountered the evil Max Semaj. Didja really think I wasn’t gotma leave you anything? I, Jacob Ulirsch, leave Ara Alexanian the far left shower, and a bar of soap, so that he may get clean, Maunches, all the love my hearts has, Frickleberries, a space on my floor next year, and Kanyue West, I leave you. And Jake Haskins, I will not leave you. Ever. I, Linda Wei, still being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave Jennifer Cook with all the contents of her living art drawer; Alex Fish with intrigues concerning our other roommate; Rebecca Gade with early morning movies and a Maneki Neko’s wave; Alexandra Hill with 15 monthly meals at Wendy’s (give or take a few) and school frappuccinos to pass class time; Jodie Greene with a possessed unicorn; Ashely Trudeau with a skirt to borrow anytime for contradancing; Eliese Ronke with the craziest braids imaginable; Chris Qin with terrible accents and large pots of dumplings; and Dr. Morrison with the other half of a puzzler (see Jennifer Cook’s will for details). I, Toby White, being of semi sound mind and body, hereby leave the gamers of First Hill lots I, Ian Whitlock, being of sound mind and body, do leave these things: To Daniel Ratzlaff, I leave the responsibility of holding the inner door to Hunt after calling disperse at Happy Half, and the responsibility of finding a predecessor when he is gone. To my roommate. challenge”; Maggie, Tiffany, and Kate Lee get “two hands & Big D No E”; Mallory gets “a picture of a bruised bone”; Molly, my pre-game talk; Lauren & Catherine, my team huddles; Kaitlin & Kenan “my second hill boys”; Scott & Clay get Scary Movie 2; . To the Seniors, Boy vs. Girl fights outside; The Picnie Table, my undying love; my roomies, all of the late night fights; Class of 2007, all memories; Tyrlk gets my heart for ever and to the class of2008,1 leave the memory of me. I, Luis Zapata, being of sound mind and body do hereby leave Mandy/ JT/ Kathleen Photo courtesy of Ashley King Meg Vick, Kim Howell, and Ashley King excited for prom. Cameron Roberts, I leave a cleaner roommate than myself To Marty Suzanne Goldsmith, I leave the hope of finding good junior friends for when I am not around, and refuse to leave anything else while I am around. To Linux Junior, I leave the use of the best operating system, and the responsibility of spreading its word to a new generation. To the Robotics team of2008,1 leave the best of luck in competition, and hopes that Dr. Britton can come back to mentor again. And finally, to the-juniors on my hall, I leave hours of Smash, the tales of the lost Open Lounge, 3W’s library for intellectual teenagers, T&B, the memory of what Third West once was, and the hopes for a healthy rebirth with the influx of new juniors. I, Blair Wright, leave all of my nights dancing, singing, and acting crazy to Aerin; to Briana wonderful times bonding as sisters and the last part of the Aficafest dance; Kirk gets all my home fries from Elmo’s and a scoop of whipped cream on my sundae; Ha Thien and Frances get good times on 2nd Blair; Cierra gets my smile; Bone, Thugz, and Harmony get mad love, basketball skills, free dances, and 2 McChickens and a white castle burger; Lakia gets our discussions about boys; Sherian gets Mr. Leon for another year; EJ gets “cash or credit”; EOH has all of the memories pranks and “accepting the greater their correct names and loads of pictures to spare; Mandy chemistry fun and a brown fuzzy blanket (not mine); Linda Wei movies anytime with a cool and cushiony place to watch it and ’"poke’"; Whitney Baker the return of all your ninjas (thanks for the use); Stonebraker all my lively possessions that you desire; Kara Tinker my photography/photoshop skills and knowledge; Edina Wang a wonderful StudentAmbassador year; Ashley Trudeau ’"poke... runs away’" and to be chased by driven monkeys; Melissa Ilardo feel good walks and lots of hugs; Lindsay Alexander late night fun and more to come; Jennifer Peeler WoW fun and secrets;'Noah Seymore 4 dollars, help w/Linux and continued happiness; Ian Whitlock thanks for being my unofficial roommate, your room being my ~/ , and lots of Smash!; Marty reduced time of Smash so you can talk to Ian; Kasi Grizzle and Kate Davidson fun with Rob Andrews and being the Co- Presidents of the Disney Club; Wendy Hua a hot English man that will frolic in the rain with you; Alex Hill moose and claps; Rebecca Gade a sexy ninja and love of Johrmy. I, Ben Ziccardi leave to Apurva Oza my gynocomastic tissue, to Mingwei Lei I leave common sense, to Mike Mian I leave extra pounds in your backpack to Jimmy Shedlick I leave a Camel-Back to Micky Bullard I leave a few extra inches to Aubrey Land I leave an invitation.
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