June 2007
senior wills
the stentorian | ncssm
for improving it; Next Year’s
Triple: a VSG, Hannah
Riddle; the joys of Dr. Miller
workservice; lyier Smith and
Mr. Rash: math unsuitable for
English Majors; Linda Wei; all
of her hair. ALL of it. Even the
one in my shirt; Dr. Britton:
a clean office. Michelle Liu:
tri-co classes ' (introduce me
to boys? Pretty please?). Bill
Edwards; Candy. Because
candy is sweet.
L Nathan Creger, being of
completely unstable mind and
body, do hereby bequeath my
possessions to the following
juniors; Marguerite and
Eliese, the figural commxmal
Watts’ Lawn quilt. You guys
have to share it and use it well,
okay? Enjoy the good weather.
Aubrey, a splendiferous,
drama free senior year. Matt
Stonebraker, everything I see
of myself that I actually like.
Alex Gates, as much geometria
en espanol as you can stand.
Jake Hamilton, all my charm
with all of them. Earn those
toasters, kiddo. Natalia and
Will, all the happiness in the
world. Craig Mason, lots of
gingerbeer and a senior year
worth remembering. Madison
Hoover, a beautiful, regret-free
NCSSM experience. Kate of
Lindsay, a fantabulous new bra!
Isabella, good humor. Manasi,
enough sarcasm to survive
an encounter with Newbauer.
Kari, Lenny, Katherine, an
MPC cornucopia of events
and inexplicable joy. Matt
Gromlich, a wonderful life.
Kristin Oakley, my dashing
good looks. Katie Kriska, all
my hugs of all shapes and sizes.
A smile for every occasion.
April Oster, freedom of
expression. Garrett, a cup to
collect money from singing on
the street in. Will Sime, tshirts.
Lots of non-polo-tshirts. To all
juniors, my love!
franchise; Elliot food money;
Nayan some peace and quiet;
Jeff a 2 titer of coke; Drew a
trip to Eckerds and a little shake
and bake; Thomas, Andy, and
Hong Sun Angry Giffin and
2B; Chirag squashing beef and
pre game talks; Bryan room
204 and naked soccer; Scott,
Stephanie, and Amanda The
Lunch Bunch; Tate a father’s
love; Peta Otis and Lola; Amy
a comfortable study spot;
Tyler $37; Rachel Ridgecroft
and rides home; Jessi a big
boy; Emmanuel and Tyrlk
Combat Chrissy; Mike GAM
time; Coach Gonyeau heart
and enthusiasm; Kenan Uni
the Magnificent; John Marble
Slabs, toilet paper, and grown
up talk; Chris soft toss, red
heads, Jimmy’s, and a belly
rub; and Amanda Jean baby
girl and everything that goes
along with it.
pills, frisbees, and good
juniors; to the faculty I leave
my thanks for two great years;
to the administration I leave
Aretha Franklin, a hearing-aid
and a black ink pen.
I, Katherine Demby,
being of sound mind (kind
of) do bequeath: to Solape:
Secretarial duties, homework
parties, singles, HFBT, to Mary
Anne: Literary magazines,
haircuts, the park, senioritis,
sign out cards, emo music,
HFBT, to Molly: Frisbee,
Jedis, Ninjas, Mt. Vesuvius,
for all of your Pompeiing
needs., to Ashley: the lounge,
awesome schedules, all the
CMT you could ever want.
Chuck Norris., to 3rd Bryan:
PFM plates, ANTM, power
outages.
I, Matthew Pope
Drews ( Papa Druz or Matt
Druuuuuz), would like to leave
to my fellow daughter, Kara
Tinker (Karabooo), a bike for
the Saturday and Thursday bike
rides and walks around school
talking about her boys or lack
there of Just Kidding. I leave
to Daniel Reiner a lifelong
supply of Monsters for those
late nights. I leave to Toby
White (Tobyru) and Jamil
Brinegar (Jamillio) a life long
friendship and breakfast for
the all nighters and not have
to walk to the PFM. To Toby,
I leave $1000 for all the food
1 ate. To the rest, I leave my
soul on hill so that there will
be something remotely cool
about 1st hill. Not saying that
the juniors now couldn’t do
that, but Without Toby and
Jamil 1st Hill will never be the
same again. And finally I leave
I, Bryan Creviston,
leave the following great
and busted memories to the
following people. To Jhump
the Florida Gators Hat, to
my roomy Suneet a messy
but dust free room, Morgan
Kearse her birthday present,
Hongsun two years worth of
Chinese food, Dorian P. the
bodybuilders club, Dshack
our heated UNC Duke rivalry,
JBake my date with your
mom to On the Border, Aperk
my greatest memories and
days at NCSSM; ski trip; hill
lounge; and of course the tree
by Watts, Tipton a great UNC
trip and semi-formal night,
Thomas Perry my women of
color, NPatel your first shave,
EJ Kody, Fahad some heated
monopoly battles, MFerm
shake and bake, Andy Marks
two years of deep talks, Chi
Chi my hertford county
baseball hobdy, Mag a great
life off hall. Big Daddy Q
healing, Neill Proctor cosmic
runs and the one night to Beall
that ended badly in hunt, and
to everyone else a great year.
Peace
I, Giffin Daughtridge,
a proud unicorn leave Jordan
International Delights; EJ the
Seniors hang out at Happy Half, the perfect end to the day.
Radhika Deshmukh To
Pallie, memories from the past
2 years, including our baby...
bed, Europe, fixing the mirror,
poems, scary meth lady,
showers, and snails. To KC,
memories of a dysfimctional
year and boba tea cravings,
“Say crack again...crack,”
and 4 more long ones to die
laughing. To Bob, my ears, an
open door, and love always.
To SZ and HN, my room and
hopefully many junior slaves.
To KR, Dr. B, bible study, and
partying. To BW, B-Wright,
Hansbrough, and watching
games. To KO and KT, the
strength for giving [spinny]
hugs and making RLAs smile.
To the EOH HOEs, another
4 years of mischief To RA,
American Studies shopping
+ Physics/Calculus confusion
and memories of a great
friendship. To GR, UNC
games, Scrubs-watching, and
a strange year. To Zack, fun in
class and “goodbye”s. To MK,
a wonderful junior year filled
with chocolate, fridge poetry,
and missing 8 am classes.
To TOAOKMJ, TC-gazing.
To my seniors, gratitude
for wisdom. To AS, 7 peas
and hopefully an awesome
freshman year. To Jo + SE,
2BL, the check board, BR
radio, fire drills, and the joys
(and frustrations) of being an
RLA. To 2nd Beall, bathroom
music, pranks, gratitude for
petting, and love.
I, Joe Davy, being of sound
mind do leave the following:
to Katie, I leave Smithfield
trips, Sadie Hawkins, and
too much caffeine; to Kelly,
Wednesday coffee and
kayaking; to Scott, the anti-wte
and Emerald Isle; and to Alex
Hall, I leave food shopping
and crazy conversations. To
Ashlee Perkinson, I hereby
leave semi-formal night and
Kerr Lake. To Caitlin, I
leave IR and the park, and to
Janice, I leave semi-formal
and wedding crashers. To
Stephen, I leave Hill Manor,
room 220. To John Outten
I leave the sad memories of
Hill 222. To Alex Garza, I
leave the coming summer, my
thanks for putting up with me,
and a ton of great times. To
Clay Nance 1 leave our future
at Carolina, and to the whole
Amadeus crew I leave the best
mini-term s&m has ever seen.
Too all my friends, 1 leave my
thanks for making this year a
lot more bearable.
I, Katie Dektar, being
of growing mind and done-
growing body, do hereby leave
this my last will and testament
to the future members of the
North Carolina School of
Science and Mathematics: To
the students 1 leave endless
patience, good humor,
happynesses, anti-senioritis
Photo courtesy of Luis Zapata
Alexandra Fish, the love of
my life, everything humanly
possible, a promise of love,
and a dream to make it forever.
I leave her a life long supply of
sushi and another watch like
the one we lost. I leave her fake
tattoos and a pokeman game just
for kicks. Too many memories
to donate to. Bye NCSSM.
I, Elizabeth DuVall,
being of unsound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath the
title as Head King to Kate
Gardner; a lifetime supply
of wonderful hugs and a
new junior to call his own
to Matthew Stonebraker;
long AIM conversations (and
the lack thereof) to Zach
Alexander; some of my melons
to the girls of 2E; a senior year
full of happiness and good
movies to Tiffany Williamson;
unconditional love and my
babies to NathanRileyCreger;
marriage by the age of 40 to my
one and only Simone; more
mall trips to Ethan Russ; and
late night movies/talks/parties
to Lindsay, Magen, and the
groupies of 3rd Bryan. I’m sure
there will be more memories
yet to come, and, no worries.
I’ll be back.
1, Meghan Dwyer, being
of super intellectual mind
and super hot body, do leave
Steph- bonfires at the beach,
traffic cones, AIM pimping,
and waving at strangers. Scott-
lunch dates, more Hampden,
and stayin’ classy. Peters-
OMG BFF!, crystal light,
and febreeze. Amy- crazy
memories, the IM field, a ticket
to UNC anytime you want.
Angela- my gangstaness- you
need it more than I do, all the
water bottles i’ve ever shared.
Morgan- Sister Hazel concerts,
baseball boys, plenty of fun
next year. Giffin-backup dates.
Chris- nights of explaining
calculus, prom dates that don’t
ditch. Jordan- racquetball,
missing the loop, a golf lesson
from me. Mike French- phone
calls professing my love. Tate,
John, and Bob- love for putting
up with me in Iceland, wake up
calls. The cheerleading squad-
long practices, black eyes,
concussions, Manteo’s big
legs. Jessica- fond memories
of the junior triple. First
Royall ladies- food runs, hall
meetings, wearing pants at
check, all juniors-another year
of fun on the short buses, all
seniors- a fabulous four(plus)
years of college, wherever that
may take you.
I, Alexandra Fish,
bequeath the following
things as I leave the world
of NCSSM: Harry Dresden
novels and editing parties
to Jennifer Cook; cryptic
comments and AP Bio labs to
Linda Wei; the total sum of
my income as her employee
to Aniqa Shahrier (and bed
sheets from my mother); Italian
Vogue magazines to Michelle
Liu, along with killer fashion
sense; unlimited sushi, bike
pedals, a clean room (without
maple syrup or eggs), never
ending time in the robotics
lab, and visits to Sharper
Image to Matthew Drews;
and a handmade cat costurne
to Daniel Reiner, ears and tail
included (I hear it gives you a
+2 bonus to DDR).
I, Matthew Furmanek,
in my senior will, hereby leave:
A Dust Free room next year
to Bryan Creviston, Plenty
of meat but no vegetables to
Simeet, Double Dates to J-
Amanda, A Maid to Thomas
Perry, The Buddy System
to Sarnie, 2 Years of indoor
Frisbee and a new carpet to
Daniel, My Bali Hai to Brj an,
Hong, and Ishita, Endless
jokes about Don’s belt to
Colton, A sense of style to
Mike Newbauer (I love you
Mike), Reese’s Puffs to Jeff,
Sarnie to Tyler for rooming
and stuff. Eternal Love to
SWest, Spring Break ’06 and
’07 (BlahmBlahmBlahm) to
J-Amanda, and Brittany and
Nancy Various Fairies to Cody
Brody, A summer of anguish at
Fotsch’s to Jacob, Hardcore
Skokeness to Morgan, Rose,
Ishita, John, Amanda, and
Ms. Wiley And more amazing
memories than 1 can count to
Ishita: Endless 9th street trips,
movies, 2 Sadie Hawkins,
D.C. and Chicago, 2 Proms,
a goofy looking Aladdin for
Halloween, a nice little Level,
42, 15.5 blissful months, and
some ghetto Gujarati (Sari
Jaanatein Mere Saath Ho).
Last but not least 1 wish the
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