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the stentorian | ncssm senior wills June 2008 11 club and popularity. Amber Richardson -1, Ye’tha’thne, of sound mind and body, do hereby leave flip-flaps, Ifybread, and ride- or-die-ness to Devita Artis aka “Bestfriend”; Transfer games to Chelsey Harshman, Chrissy Leutich, and Molly Peacock; Oreos to my roommate of two years, Arie Gee; ridiculous homemade Facebook videos to my sister, Olivia Richardson; to “Yani” Littlejohn, I give the strength and silliness to make it through; Uni spirit and basketball games to Maggie McDonald; “inappropriateness” to Aerin Spruill and Cierra Hinton, along with endless appreciation for just listening when I needed it the most; the powwow trail and Waffle House to Mr. Joe Liles; to Christie E., my little emo girl, I leave comfort and advice in your times of emo- ness, as you have given me; rainbows, blonde dreams and blonde moments, boldness, and style to Jennifer Stalls; to Ms. Marlene I leave bearded guys, books, and all the icecream you secretly gave me - thank you for your love and support; to Ms. Burger 1 leave admiration and gratitude; to Ms. Gaddy, stay fly and thanks for the pointers; and last but not least, 1 leave the tree, notecards, music, beauty, and a Papa John’s pizza to Jonathan Beasley aka Stedman - thanks. Superman. Kihkospe: (“Remember.”) Karis Robertson - i leave my heart with LChao, Morgan, Jorrr, Elliot C and Bonestick because you have given me truth when it was hard to And. For Chipper the promenade; For Lane Stain cheap r&b and a free spirit; For Tiffany W the BEST laughs; For Cait-Baby trips to State, THA SHOEZ but mostly my love; For Kirsten a wedding invite; For Sirika all that is good because she is one of the coolest people I’ve met thus far; For Kula Jack Kerouac and my lack of dance skills so that she can turn them into something hot; For Keally a life that is full, magical unicorn boxes, the hopes that you’ll care more than me (apathy is worse than cancer) and above all BROTHERHOOD because its ride or die here; For Nico hugs- CHEAP stuff and good muzak; For Makani memories people dream about and writers lie about; For Charlene ice cream and more quality time; For E Trox college visits, love and the good times we’ve been waiting for; For Klemmer cussing and chocolate on Sundays and my best fnend; For Cayyy a nickname that stuck, the quarry, and a refreshing car ride to nowhere that still let us escape. I, Cristy Rowley, of sound mind and teenage body, do leave the following: love for my 4B juniors, on whichever hall they end up next year; brother-sister hall dating for 3E; and fun, insanity, and undying creativity for 4W ‘09, may they continue the tradition; as well as laughs and sunburns from the beach, trashy television. Hunt kitchen, an ever more restricted campus, a lifetime of good Chick-fil- a days, and Target loops to be enjoyed by all. To Gaby, the dish detergent I stole; Sarah, something Asian weird birthday gifts; Hariy, a bald cap; Kat and Loray, DDR and a lock for your door; RatzlafT, sunscreen; and (finally) James, straight lines, perfect circles, and all the powers of darkness. Everyone else: a good college education, graciously provided by your parents and other tax payers. Don’t waste it! 3 I, Alexa Sawyer, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave 2 ^nd East my hall cheers and hall spirit (you guys are totally awesome); Chris Amato my outgoing & fun personality, and all my Happy Half hugs; Ren Bauer all my mad skills at being totally AWESOME; Paige Henderson all of the fun random moments and memories that we’ve had around campus for the past 2 years and all of the inside jokes; Sean Crisco my mad fighting skills and good looks; Elizabeth Oates all my sewing skills and random Miniterm jokes; Maggie MacLean my smile, laughter, and love (because you’re amazing); Catie Earnhardt, Olivia Richardson, Emily Keefer, and Ayana Littlejohn all my strength and spirit for the Lady Unis Basketball Team (knock ‘em dead next year ladies); l^st Beall Juniors all the late night fun on hall and random conversations that you’ll never be able to forget; And finally, to all of my NCSSM Juniors I leave my status as a “Senior” to you now. Take care and enjoy every moment you have here at NCSSM while you can. 3 Ya! I, Spencer Scarvey, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave Laney Schenk a grain of salt and a wrestling singlet, Amanda Phillips a trip to Eckerd’s, Makani DoIIinger a cold apple with hot sauce on it, Michael Cope a decent junior sister and a lunch date, Justine Tsao a good neighbor at State, Caleb Horton a bike ride to Waffle House, Chris Lane a response to his post secret, Michael Patrone a birthday dinner at Magnolia’s, Prateek Peres-da-Silva somebody to make fun of kids with, another volleyball championship for 1C 2C ID, a Solo cup of pomegranate-blueberry juice for the Miniterm group, Karis Robertson a stay on my couch in Georgia, Chrissy Luettich somebody to eat ice cream with next year, Ariel Carpenter a late-night milkshake, and Nayan Patel a Carolina “my girl.” Horton a Snickers bar and my church blanket; Michael Patrone several long bus rides; Chris Lane a new SSW; Chrissy Lue, a new junior to wait for on Move-In Day; Grayson Cooper the top spot on my AIM logs; the HKs/ Swingdancers board games and Cosmic’s; Ariel Carpenter our “signature” volleyball moves; the Mountain group hot tubs, macaroni pizza, and stolen internet; Gray Redding basketball tickets anytime you want; Justine Tsao new neighbors who aren’t quite as good as the ones you have now; and finally, to Maxwell Clark, I leave “HS,” our list of places, and the first days of Junior year. I, Laney Schenk, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave Spenny a school in Las Vegas and the one and only Marlon Brando; Caleb i.Garrett Schlesinger bequests the following to his friends and family: John Kolena - Aliens, Tachyons, V = -|E*ds, and the Principle of Conservation of Heat Electric Potential Energy; Justin Huang - a copy of Fiske’s Real College Essays that Work and different way to prove that theorem in multivaraible; Sean Hennessey - the Society of Classic Rock Worship and an obligation to make Led Zeppelin Appreciation Day a campus-wide holiday; Jan Jorgenson - awkward bathroom behavior; Siyang Chen - a revolution at full volume; Reid Huffman - a long list of songs we’ll never play at Koffeehaus; Hannah Riddle, Kara Tinker, and Ariel Wyman — a broken bench; Ray Wang - a bottle of urine to pass your test; Gabriel Whaley - donuts are awesome; William Stoy - puns about lice; Elliot Willis — a four- letter word and two necessary questions. I, Ruhina Shemna, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave Devika and Sarika my little India; Clark Sanford - the ghost in the Royall room and workouts; Daixi - late night sleepovers; Sal and Hadeer - Baba Ghanouj trips; Priya - breakfast in the mornings; Michelle, Katie, and Anna - the loudness on hall. Olivia, Loray, Sarah Pai, and Sarah Mo- TV in the lounge; Colleen Davis- the crazy dance parties on hall; Jonathan Blake - AIM conversations; Olivia L. Argentina memories; Isabella B. - “kamkaro”; Amber H and Safhyah - Calculus pod memories; Bhangra group- some Indian dance skills; Kelli A. - late night talks; Jessica A .- ninth street visits; Farah Ladak and Amber Creech - a senior year we will never forget. Lenny Somervell - i leave the spinecone gang to Colleen Rice. I leave a washcloth to April Oster. To Maria Valdovinos I leave Salsa, muffins, . the banana king, mini-term, and bleulubleu. To Kathleen Davis I leave a bus with not enough people on it. I leave the Society of Free Radicals to Erik Thiede. To Qin, I leave the standing offer to set those hideous pants ablaze. I leave the re-enactment of 300, S&M style, to Kelly Edens, along with half of the world once I’ve taken over the other half. I leave Shodor and it’s baby to Alec Cox and Mr. Gotwals, have fun fighting over custody. I leave Yi Yang AOSM and therapeutic walks around campus. I leave restricted study to Daniel RatzlafT. I leave all my jackets to Safiyyah Hassan. at exactly the wrong time; Jan Jorgenson the ability to live the dream and late night debates; And Rebekah Barker more food at Bali Hai than me for once, and a grin from ear to ear, and my love, lots of it B> I, Tony Steiner, leave the presidency of the slackers club to Vincent Bugica. i,Matthew Stonebraker, hereby leave my collection of images to anyone who brings me a flashdrive or external. I, William Stoy, being of sound mind and body, do hereby leave Gabe Whaiey pranks, techno, late night exorcisms, awesome room layouts, goofy laughs, and best-friendship; Garrett Schlesinger a helmet, Ripstick levels, vegetables and my sanity; Chuck Jones all of the delicious food you never got to eat, one suit of armor and a box of band-aids; Andrew Ngo fighting swords and a “what is your profession” shout out; Elliot Willis one pizza box and duct tape dump tmck full of bad ideas, and unwarranted suspicions; Reid Huffman late nights and candy for NCSSiMprov and the Mp3Adventure; JP McCord taste buds and inappropriate or banned T-shirt designs; Cydney Swofford a “true dat!” and some Junior year poker chips; Alex Newsome wall town mornings; Casey Icenhour intimidating stares and an lOU for a check sheet; Henry Roseman bad puns I, Ashlee Glynell Suttle, leave Mr. Tucker all my thanks, appreciation, and love in the world. I, Cydney Swofford, being of sound mind and body, do hereby recognize the following juniors and bequeath: to Sydney Ness, the hope of finding a junior that is also incredibly like yourself; to Winn, the ability I leave Michaela Jones the ability to keep it real. To Ms. Moulder I leave the philosophical implications of chocolate cake. I leave German to Katherine Kerr, Shay Lampron, Harry Appier, Leanna Frye, and Brieanna Frye. I leave “If You Were Gay” to Jordan and Mel. I leave Janneke a Llama. Photo courtesy of Raleigh Tubb to speak with your hands; to Courtney, BL206; to Ashwin, the term “Peres-idency” to use at will; to Nina, lessons with the water heater; to Maddie, late nights with Ms. Stefan; to Justin Cafrenchka, the stage; to Jan and Cindy, the AMAZING powers that come with emcee-dom; to Jan, the swinging bench formerly outside of Hunt; to the 4W juniors, a lack of salt and pepper shakers; to Steve Jones II, potatoes; to Clint, lost/dead ecology experiments; to John McLean, fabulous junior lab partners; to Sarah Whalley, an ENORMOUS flower-pin; to Emily Baker, an unfinished discount card and a passion to help your peers that should never be extinguished; a Guille y Jose-Lopez, clases a las ocho de la mafiana; to Savannah, the crown for the Queen of Singing Broadway Showtunes Randomly; to Chris Amato, the possibility of having actual duties for Koffeehaus next year, and many many ladies! I, Albert Tan, not being of unsound mind and body, don’t hereby not bequeath the following on this 14 of May, 2008: To Siyang, my secret stash of KOTORII, so that his life shall not once again be not wasted away into the night (especially not during Miller essays). To my roommate, who shall be named, “talc” and the liver poisoning antidote. 1 do not leave no apples/apples for Diana and Ben. Oh? I have to not leave nothing for nobody else? Fine, I guess 1 will not leave my 10 5 14 14 25 Square Continued on page 12
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