the stentorian 1 ncssm
senior wills
june 2009
THANK YOU for getting me
hooked on Grey’s Anatomy! To
Sarbajeet Nagdas and George
Zuo, I leave you guys my
problems, movie nights, many
debts, countless arguments
and fights, but from it, you two
have become some of my best
fnends ever. To the juniors of
2W, I leave you our hall, y’all
better be damn good seniors
to your juniors next year. And
to 2W, I leave the best two
years of my life so far. You
guys have been wonderful and
great! You guys have inspired
me to become a better person,
and I have learned more from
you guys than I have gained
in four years of high school
classes, and I don’t mean this
very afternoon, but I love y’all
guys;)
I, Julie Chen, being
incredibly insane and tired,
do hereby leave Kia Davis
Royall 116, and late nights
with everything I leave in her
fridge; Andrea Ruddock a
legacy of being cute; Eugene
Maung awkward hellos, and an
FTS reputation to protect; and
Sarah Whalley and Michelle
Orlowski all our adventures in
the laundry room, on the floor,
and in the woods.
I, Scott Chenier, leave
some memories and Chinese
words to Kevin Chu :
'X'^ To Trent Stohrer: You are
a senior friend to me. When I
visit next year, you will be one
of the first people I look for.
To Sam Meeks:
To Joe Edwards:
I will miss our conversations;
no one hypes situations like
you. Keep up the fiber micro.
To Rishi Shah: It’s sad to see
you leave the hall; I’ve has
some great times with you.
To Alex Lew:
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To Tony Botros:
Articulating what I think of
you in words is difficult. I will
miss you. To Brent Nash: I
truly enjoyed the times I spent
in your room mid-year. You
are my favorite neighbor. Matt
Hughes, Colin Ringwood, and
Caleb: Don’t let First
Hunt become anything less
than the amazing hall It’s been
while 1 was here. 1 know you’ll
be amazing RLAs.
Jessica Chung and
Michelle Kuei - We,
ChungJ and KueiKuei, leave
Patrick Yang, ourbelovedjunior
brother, the 15 minute Bali Hai
trip record. Also, without all
of our guidance next year, we
hope you still make the right
choices. Damien, the love of
our lives, no matter how many
smart Asian boys we meet in
college, we will still fight only
over you. Finally, Shawna and
Hannah, our favorite juniors,
we leave you as many S-days
as you will need and thanks for
all of your “help”.
I, Ryan “Teddy”
Coleman, being of such
colorful and dynamic fortitude,
in these waning days do hereby
leave to Conrad Nguyen my
temperamental Single, room
348 on Third East; to Christian
Searcy Slide Show Club, the
everlasting Nikon v. Canon
debate, and my collection of
13 B/W film photographs; to
Brandon Reams uimecessary
all-nighters and sunrise trips
to Honey’s; to Lydia Allen
the music folder (for good);
to Alex Tulowiecki Desperate
Housewives and poorly-spoken
French profanities; to Erica
Jane Venning and David Stoy
WAZZZUUUUUP; to Lanair
Lett exploding Doritos and
short-lived Goldfish crackers;
to Eugene Wong my undying
love; to Maree Pascall my
entire knowledge of physics
(I won’t be needing it); and to
Chelsae Rae Dumbauld, Anna
Kang, Polly Tobias, Jenny
Gough, Sara Shariff, Ben
Holden, and Sam Tulenko les
pantoufles.
I, William Condon,
being of (finally!) legal age,
and mind sound enough to
get admitted to college, do
hereby leave: - to Unames
Junior my dorm room. — to
Akhil Jariwala my Quiz Bowl
victory tradition. — to Suna
Li the Fiction Writers’ Club;
— to Gregory Kronmiller my
Mentorship project, and our
long philosophical discussions.
— to The Blue Mirror my quest
for meaningful writing. — to
Lanair Lett and Akhil Jariwala
hours of ping-pong. — to The
Fourth West Lounge the table.
— to Andrew Hicks, Ankesh
Madan, and (yes) Sheev Patidar
any seniority they might need
as RLA’s. - to MY LITTLE
SISTER my reputation around
campus, for when she’s finally
old enough to apply here.
I, Virginia Conover,
leave Mandy Drake skips
and sheets and singing and
random dances and vending
machines and days that feel
pretty and fun nights and a
junior twin that looks nothing
like her. Clayton Price gets
slaps, no hugs and demented
friendships. Colin Ringwood
gets a piatypus. The rest of
the juniors get the opporftmity
to eat a mango while rolling
down a hill. Except for Sheev.
Sheev gets nothing.
I, Christina Adele Daly,
leave Yusra our military grade
first aid kit, complete with
foil security blanket (you’re
gonna need it next year baby
girl =P), Yusra and Erica the
adventures with E.S. during
miniterm, Teresa and Raven
the “Arina” legacy, Lidia and
Lesli the reality tv parties in the
hallway, Emma our amazing
stalking abilities (not like you
need to improve), Alexis all
the time we spend shaving our
legs, Brittany the Anat/Phys
investigation meetings, Aijee
our kickbutt dancing skills,
and all of third beall 08-09 the
colorful walls that make our
hall what it is (good luck on
keeping 317 pink) 1 love you
all. =]
I, Andy Daughtridge,
leave my family my love and
thanks, Garrett Mohammed
and the basketball team. Matt
a bed next year and room
102, Hannah all the talks and
the guys of the junior class,
Anson the oversensitive nerve
endings, Sean a healthy seaison,
Mohammed the scoring record,
Joe a Viking and love chats,
Rishi the couch in the lounge
for a nap, Jillian the geocaching
trip that never happened, Clint
and Kristen Dr. Brisk and your
love hate relationship without
the mediator, Tony being a
bro, AJ Paco, Caleb the title of
Dragonheart, Freddie Frederic
Schultz the Fourth, John Dr.
Camacho and Destinos, Dan
holding the team together
behind the plate, Jeremy the
answers to all life’s questions,
Ricky live it up without your
brother, to all my friends
thanks for being there any time
and best of luck next year and
wherever you end up.
Weekend-day in the hands
of Bethany Vohlers, Ariane
Nabors, Sarah Thomson,
and Christian Searcy. Keep
adventuring.
I, Roy Ellis, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby
leave Sierra Williamson a one-
day DATA bus pass and a large
bush to hide behind; Sarah
Ballance a pair of binoculars;
• Max Wolpert a refill of anti
psychotic medications; Sarah
Brodmerkel incredibly random
lunch table conversations and a
large container of “red drank”;
and Stephen Killian a package
of crackers from the PFM that
I, “don’t need any more,” a
frozen four-leaf clover, a starlit
serenade from four beautiful
3rd Bryan women, a rather
large piece of my heart, and the
promise that I will someday
take dance lessons.
the buddy wall, many late
night conversations, a very
comfortable bed, an always
opened door, my SA jacket
and skills, a thousand pokes,
many hugs, cute Easter chieks,
delayed texting, Mr. Darcy, a
light up rhinestone watch, and
never ending buddy love.
Thomas Davis - To 3rd
East (Shane, Dustin, Josh,
Mitchell, Weston, Jihoon,
SIMON, Akash, ETC.) I leave
all of my levels to be divided
evenly. Oh and an inappropriate
Facebook status; Ami Sueki
- some apology fhiits; Shaner
- a lot of food that I owe him;
To Mitchell Owens - half a cup
of MOUNT; Dustin Fuller - a
copy of our newest hit movie;
Jihoon Baek - t]ie last your
mom joke; to a Mr. Joshua
Quinnett - an improvised
song regarding my feelings
towards him; Esther Ransom -
some sheet music and a pretty
melody; Nick Lehman and
Don Juan - my gratitude; Chaz
- a bottle of hair gel; Brittany
Beilis - a little funfetti cake. A
LITTLE; Erica Jane Venning -
WE BUILT THIS CITY!!!!!!!;
Allison DeNunzio - a pair
of stilts; Marcela Alejandra
Torres-Cervantes - a Mexican
hat; Sarah Thomson - a bucket
of clams; Chelsea Dumbauld -
a hug; Anna Kang - a copy of
Pirates 2; Christian Searcy - a
deep meaningful conversation;
Zack Green - a big ol meaty
piece a com; Nick Peterson
some cauliflower and
pronunciation lessons; Colin
Ringwood - a box of chicken.
i,-Tynan King de Vries,
being of relatively sound mind
and body, do hereby leave
Tony V^itehead with the
position of holding the Hunt
doors after Happy Half each
night. To Vlad Krokhmal I
leave the spirit of my guitar in
hopes that he will one day stop
time with his music. Sheev
gets Nothing. I give Jinge
Su the deceased bodies of Jay
Phillips, Neil Shah, and Dylan
Peifer, because he probably
knows best what to do with
them. Greg Kronmiller inherits
from me the ability to divide
by zero; Christian Searcy shall
carry the responsibility of
continuing Mono Monday as
she sees fit; Conrad Nguyen
will boast the 2nd East hall
relic and assume the title of
“Hall Ninja.” Finally, and in
my eyes most importantly,
1 leave the Trophy of the
I, Kyle Erkes, being of a
more or less stable constitution
leave to Sam Beard a pair of
Boots of GG, to Clayton Price
and Ryley Davis, I leave a
vacant robotics team; GL HF.
Additionally, to Ryley Davis, I
leave a lingering odor, though
I don’t think it was ever mine
to begin with. Sheev Patidar
gets nothing.
I, Hannah Fabry, being
of sound body and mind,
hereby leave Hope Wolf
clever dichotomies, workout
tapes that feature nonsense
instmctions and annoying
smiles, pants from the knees
down, and “it’s because of your
knees” jokes; Paula McDonald
a hilarious message board,
mutual love for good music,
and good times on your future
(nub) hall; Sunni Utt my work
service, entertaining message
board sagas, and conversations
about giant German rabbits;
Christian Searcy amazing eye
makeup and power outage
photography sessions; Juliann
Stalls shared love for trashy,
yet amusing, TV; and Laura
Brovra boy drama that always
turns into hall entertainment.
I, Alex French, do
bequeath in no particular
order: To HW and PD, the
1C2C1D RLA tradition; to
HW and LY, my room; to LB,
JA307 and the most adorable
teacher at this school; to AG,
check board doodles; to SU,
PD (keep her sane); to GC,
Pep Band (take care of it); to
my Pep Band juniors, GC (go
to her practices); and to all my
lovely 1C2C1D juniors, this
place (love it).
I, Amanda Gambill,
being of sound mind but broken
knees, do hereby bequeath
YI the Third Beall basketball
legacy. Totally Tuna (in both
sandwich and fb form) and
countless trips to Elmo’s; EH-
awkward phrases, 315, and
The Haunting of Connecticut;
CS- a yard full of Sarah Palin
signs; EW- a notebook full
of crazy A block antics; and
finally with great sincerity
I leave Lauren Donoghue
I, Jordan Gower, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave Michelle Blood the fear
of being creep’d on and Polly
Tobias many Happy Half hugs
and sluprises. I leave many
longs hours of Riskopoly to
Colin Ringwood, Christopher
■ McMahon, Mitchell Owens,
and Jon Sweitzer-Lamme. To
Samuel Meeks, I also leave
more victories for my partner
on Team Gamma. I leave
gratuitous amounts of hatred
to Victoria Wagner who utterly
deserves every last bit of it.
To Christian Searcy, I leave
judgment waves and epic
techno dances. To Amanda
Ackovitz, I leave amazing
dance-offs and krumping
backstage along with awkward
prom pictures. To Savannah
Helvey, Vidie Pong and Kayla
Mason I leave hundreds of
memories from Happy-Fun-
Time-Day’s to burritos. To
Vidie Pong and Tynan DeVries,
I leave awesome Tuesday card
games. To Nicholas Sanford, 1
pass on the “King of Singing
Random Show Tunes” crown.
Finally, to Drama Board and
the theater department of
NCSSM, I leave my biggest
thanks for making the last two
years of my life as enjoyable as
they, in fact, have been, and I
just want to say “But 1 LOVE
the children!”
I, Cortney Graham,
being of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave Katherine
Waller and Linden Wait weeks
of housekeeping, calling
check, decorating the hall,
programming, and all that
comes with being aWesome
RLA’s on 2nd Beall. I leave
Erika Johnson hours of
experience in procrastination
and dancing. To Jordi
Manchester, Michele Hudgins
and Jennifer Tran, I leave
online games, mid-day naps,
random songs stuck on repeat,
and swag food (i.e. chocolate
icing and pretzels). To Kula
Sackey oldies throwbacks,
Kutala Franse staying up late
watching twilight, Michelle
Ajumobi the sleepy haha’s, and
Ayana Littlejohn weird faces.
I also leave you guys lots of
yelling and hours of laughing
outside instead of doing those
really important assignments.
Finally to Charles Ramsey
I leave long conversations
about the most random things,
moments when I wanted to hurt
you for only hearing what you
wanted to hear when I talked,
and a pair of long awaited
birthday rainbows.
I, Bridgette Gromlich,
being of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave Katlyn Moseley
2D accents and the ability to
nickname another deserving
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