the stentorian I ncssm
senior wills
june 2010
I, Amanda Ackovitz,
having sound of a mind as
one does at 3am, do hereby
bequeath the following: To
Andrew Espenshade, the blue
sweater and the prop closet;
to Taylor Brown, all things
classy and an endless supply
of buffalo shin kicks (plus!);
to Nathaniel Swofford, trips
to Elmo’s, an eternal flying
rug of no judgment, and the
responsibility of helping some
poor junior learn their Act 3
lines; to Jessie Brown, the
Drama Mama title; to Keagan
Sacripanti, awkward prom
pictures, terrible influences,
promises of a roadtrip, and the
hope that you grow and keep
a playoff beard next year; to
Andrew Timmons: the black
and yellow plaid bowtie and
the title of Most Awesome
Techie; to Will Greene, I leave
my slippers (and nothing
more); to the Jax Lab juniors:
the cream couch, fun times in
videoconferences, R scripts,
and the ability to accomplish
absolutely nothing during class
time; to next year’s Drama
Board, I leave the responsibility
of ratting on Sampi for being a
Devils fan whenever possible.
Finally, I bestow upon whoever
is living on the far side of 308
next year the squeaky bed; may
you have a roommate that isn’t
easily stirred.
I, Meredith Armstrong,
relatively sound body and
mind, do hereby bequeath
Jordan Blanchard all the items
of clothing she “borrowed”
from me that ended up at her
house over this past year. To
David Rice, my junior brother,
I leave the first trip to Bali
Hai, a bag of apples, and a
pen. To most of first Beall I
leave nicknames... Small One,
Pale One, Kexy. To everyone
that went on the Belize trip
you have my love forever, the
best week of my life, all the
sunshine we soaked up in that
too-short week, and hopefully
a conch shell. Morgan Rothe-
Skinner and Natalie Williams
have the memories of the
wolfpack, the last night in
Belize, and the promise of
many wolfpack gatherings in
the future. So I guess that’s it.
Oh yea there is that one junior
Brooke McKenna who I fell in
love with this year... to Brooke
I leave my Level 11 so that she
doesn’t get one of her own, a
CD of all the songs that make
me have to call her at 2AM, all
of my “great stories”, pages
and pages of notes, and one
dead fish.
I, Ashley Baker,
leave Jordan Joyner failed
psychology quizzes; Matt
Jordan scandalous emails to
Nicholas Lehman; Brittany
Davis, Kagan, Kali with an X,
and Ade the running trails of
Durham (especially my favorite
one, the Golf Course Loop);
and to all the hungry hippos
of 4B I leave showers after in
room and the responsibility of
saving Jorge.
I, Danielle Barefoot,
leave many late night
conversations, one-word raps.
ftuit names, and procrastination
to Anjel Jenkins, Courtney
Applewhite, and Jada
Robinson. I love ya’ll. L-
Club41yfe. : ]
I, Brittany Nicole
Beilis, beingofunsoundmind
and sleep deprived body, do
hereby leave the sound board,
mic cables, and microphones
to Bojia Chen, gratitude for an
awesome senior work service
to Evan Rowe, hilarious
headset conversations to
Andrew Espenshade, soprano
notes to Indya Addison, deep
conversations, the love of
books, and words of wisdom
to Jane Ma, Ground E Lounge
to Pooja Kodavanti, and
strange encounters to Rochelle
Scott. To this school, I leave
the all-nighters, calculus
investigations, labs, papers,
excess amounts of caffeine,
PFM' food, check, curfew,
levels, and the hours between
1 and 4 AM and take none
of it with me. To Jasmine
Hill, Teresa Pincus, Emma
Hawkins, Aya Avishai, Sahar
Kazemzadeh, Veev Conty,
Maggie Clark, Sandy Kim,
Jen Gough, and my many
other senior fiiends, I leave the
memories of the past two years
and the hope that will see each
other again. Being able to meet
all of you has made NCSSM
worthwhile.
I, Tony Botros, leave
Eli Turlington and William
Greene many Saturday
mornings doing what they do
best. I leave Durant, Nkenge,
and Richi the one known as
Caleb Owolabi. I also leave
the Class of 2011 hopes for an
amazing senior year! I leave
Kerry Dutra the reminiscence
of an amazing year, one that I
will never forget, and a “come
to UNC anytime you please”
pass. I leave Daniel Cheng
many laughs together and
Jeremy McLaughlin the Annex
TV and First Hunt pride. Tony
Philips has the right to being
THE REAL Tony. 1 leave
Daniel Warren my obnoxious
role at athletic events and my
hate for Raleigh Charter. I
take with me the great times
I had in Physics with Cole
Finney and Jennifer Smith
(sorry guys, can’t have that). I
leave Garrick Gan and Alex Li
the job of goofing off at swim
practice. 1 leave Lili Kang the
right to corrupt an innocent
junior. I leave Swartzel the
First Hunt Ping Pong Table
and Neal Lewis the soccer field
(don’t allow sketch couples on
it, they’ll tear up the turO- I
also leave Francois Abadir the
title of the E-G(yptian) unit. I.
Tony Botros, leave.
I, Dustin Burleson,
being of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave late nights
in 4th West 402, lamppost/
streetsign, and THE ‘Hug
Log’ to Stephen Killian,
Wednesday coffee dates and
rumors to Callie Turlington,
Breaking Bad, Southland, and
the thoughts of next year to
Amelia Ahem, Mickey Mouse
to Kristen Westfall, Lamppost
and acquired taste as well as
THE OC - best show ever - to
Erjohjoh (Erika Johnson), Sexy
OJ, brainhoney, and Minore
to Rapopo (Rachel Pollard),
Gratitude for the greatest
bracelet ever to Rimama
(Ricky Mastropole), Korean
dancing to Nina Qi, Bookroom
battles - shield, swords and all
- and fancy cupcakes to Katy
Greene, the best SAB shirt ever
to Jennifer Ashe, Ice-cream
floats at the desk with Chasity
Wilson, Pixie sticks and
oxy(gen) to Ms. Mueller, The
Odyssey to Isabella Buckley-
Desantis - don’t min it, 2rtd
West 224 to Neil Macintosh,
Tumblr, Twitter, and signs to
Sean Lindsey, SAB Presidency
to Sangeetha Kumar, Elizabeth
Short, Reena Gupta and all
the other juniors, A Woman
Scorned to Leah Mlyn (also
to rapopo). Great friendship to
my junior couple Sam Potter
and Tanner Baxley, and an
Apology to Elizabeth Sanford
for not being a better senior
brother.
and Brittany Davis the right to
refuse to try new foods.
I, Morgan Carter, being
of weary mind and body, do
hereby leave Jennifer Brown
and Alexis Flen my tiny magi
cal window; Will Greene
lovely conversations on Roy-
all Porch; Andrew Espenshade
I, Daniel Choi, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave my kids (Jaehee and
Matthew) to be good Asians and
to FEED their daddy; SC crew
(Eugene, Nina, Sandy, Andy,
Anna, Ashley and people that
joined later) to continue play
hard and beast :] ; Winston to
continue taking some serious
naps ; YGL (Winston, Danbi,
Jinyi) to continue to grow
spiritually and lead by serving;
YG kids to continue to fall in
love and continue to grow and
spreading that FIRE ; Eugene
and Akhil continue being cute
and cuddly; Antavious stay
BLEKK and make random
words and phrases ; Becea
continue bake those cupcakes
and decorate it like there is no
tomorrow :D ; Kexin continue
to watch scary movies; Nina
and .Sandy continue to call
me granny -.-; Sheev continue
to be cute... no doubt; Anku
continue to bum blankets with
your light; Anson continue
going to the library (you
know what I mean :) ); Next
4th East RLA (Andy, Richi,
Dylan) have hall pride and do
your thing next year; David
continue to letting people sleep
(with instmctions), prized light
saber, stress bone, a particular
newspaper, hundreds of sticky
notes, and a rain check for our
Cambodia trip shall be left to
my lovely roommate. As for
the best memories of the past
two years? You know who you
are. Sunshine and Star.
I, Kevin Chu, hereby
leave Evan Strother my side
of the room and a hidden
surprise if he can find it. To
Tony Phillips I leave my
Captaincy of IHT Basketball.
To Spencer Swartzel I leave a
room restriction violation. To
Morgan Rothe-Skinner I leave
a wink as satisfying as the one
in Belize. To Jonathan York I
leave all my physics knowledge
even though he doesn’t need
it. To Nkenge Cameron and
Durant Carter I leave the best
Airband act NCSSM will
ever see. To Ryan Lee I leave
the best senior prom ever. To
Gary Li I leave something. To
Katelyn Montgomery I leave
an expansive vocabulary and
one pink pen. To Taylor Brown
I leave a better senior year than
she could ever imagine. To
Dominique Beaudry, I leave a
junior sibling as wonderful as
she is. To Alexandra Lorentz,
I leave something special. To
my headset and the title of
Multicultural Fest Manager;
Sydney Browning competi
tive Set games; Chris Forcinito
superpowers involving fettuc-
cini; Bojia Chen and Nathaniel
Swofford accidental sounds
and lights along with funny
headset commentaries; and
the new DramaBoard wisdom,
randomness, and organization.
1, Joshua Chappell,
being of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave Monica Poletti
my pink unicorn, Theodora.
May she be your guiding light
throughout your senior year;
Christian Colon and David
Harris the right to live at a higher
standard secede if necessary;
Kelly Kim the ability to habla
Spanish muy well; Garrick
Gan and Nick Woodcock the
ability to graduate; Jordan
Blanchard the best senior year
a senior brother could give;
over; to all my juniors continue
to be yourself and enjoy your
senior year.
1, Shalini Chudasama
[ssacre], being of reminiscent
mind leave my doorbell to
Grace Upshaw, the long jump
legacy to ShortE, 2B MPC
and bonafied lovin’ to Amber,
mornings in the lounge to
Morgan, bridge in Blob to Bob,
mousetrap maternity to Angela
Zhang, broken-nosed ballin to
Molly, physics phun to Lydia,
Royall conversations to Kevin
V, legish puns to Alex Lew,
reading-journal Sundays to
Akhil, and cookie-baking (and
the Colbert Report) to Saumil.
I leave Kexin, Charlotte, Paula,
and Katycarter hall phone
calls and general IB quality
time. Reena, you get the food
in my fridge, Sangeetha to
take care of you, and a higher
math class. My lucky watch
Photo courtesy of Dustin Burleson
Rhadika Ghodasara, I leave
nothing because she doesn’t
need anything. To Sam
Homiller, I leave Multiple
Chinese Variables^. To Maili
Lim, 1 leave my cuteness. To
Jeremy McLaughlin, I leave
Duke.
1, Garrett Collins,
relatively sound body and
mind, do bequeath; Polio:
passed down to me from James
Rowland, as was passed down
to him, 1 give you the bathtub
or room 208 as the RLA’s
roomie. Christian: I give you
the stick. Mclovin: I give you
“da box”. Starling & Lomax:
I give you the Hill posters.
2nd Hill Juniors: I leave my
other random 2nd Hill items,
and traditions. Jeremy: I leave
my laid-back demeanor and
determination. Thrive in all
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