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senior wills
may
2012 15
housekeeping. To Quintin:
Forced hugs and horrible
experiences in Spanish Class.
To Jin, Katie, and Christy: A
fight to the death over Queen
of the Swim Team. To Josh and
Kyle: Inappropriate comments
at swim practice. To Rosalia:
A constant reminder that a
person can be more obsessed
with One Direction than you.
To Kathleen Boyette: My
forced friendship and constant
updates about Fanfiction. To
Waverly: A hard legacy to live
up to as the only Wolff sister
on campus.
the J$ doppelganger legacy.
To my sister hall, 4B, I leave
lots of love. And to the best
hall on campus. First Hunt, I
leave continued greatness. All
the rising “seniors” (because
we all know you’re going to
be juniors to us forever), have
some of my senioritis just in
case. :)
I, Calvin Xiao, being of
sound mind and body, leave
Abhishek K. the “Sentinel
Water”, Bellingham a guide on
how to creep people out with a
Yoo, wunning and Mad
Hatter’s; AHibbs, random
hugs, a fraction of my ninja
skills; Bruce (pronounced
BRUUUUUUCE), adventures
at Whole Foods and downtown
Durham; Coimor, fearing your
life during polymer labs and
the courage to embrace your
dumber side; Avi, TyTy, and
Whitman, no G’s; Katrina,
baptizing lab notebooks and
chocolate therapy if you come
visit me; Tina, trolling in the
deep, Connie, partner in crime
-ship, Emnchen BYOLG;
JGao, existential late-night
Jin Zhang “my impeccable
sense of style” and Attache
(make me proud!); Josh Ewy
hugging in the street and
mixer dance moves; Phoebe
Castelblanco UNC crew and
future Ashville plans; Albert
Hong Cumbia wardrobe
mishaps; Hayley Erickson IM
basketball hatred (but I really
love you alotl)
I, Lisa Zheng, being of
sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Jaeyoung Yoo
meipories of K-Wave and
I leave wise judgment as
captains, humble thanks for
your amazing dedication, the
guarantee of having Sverdrups
of fun with your future ocean
sciences bowl teammates,
and the duty to beat Raleigh
Charter next year; to Amy
and Alison, laughter, hugs,
and smiles as leaders of the
Random Acts of Kindness
club; to Sri, long conversations
about random things, debate
competitions, and the duty
to spread awesome shows to
others; to Anne, mental scars
from (questionably) fun labs
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Hun Wong - i bequeath
the remainder of my estate,
property and effects, whether
movable or immovable,
wheresoever situated and of
whatsoever nature in equal
shares to Lily Vang. Thanks
for that ice cream sandwich. 1
really think you’ll do well with
all the things I give you! Cya
later bff! !\
I, Alan Wu, being of
stressed mind and debilitated
body, do hereby leave
everyone in my position next
year more time to cram for
the stupid AP Chem exam
and still have enough time
to write these damn wills. To
S.T., I leave visible abs and
neglected bro-talks. To J.C., I
leave a shout-out as promised.
To my neighbors, V.V., A.G.,
and N.A., I don’t like you
anymore. So I did naaaught
leave you anything, alright?
To D.T., I leave something
appropriate, but I can’t think
of anything (Just kidding, 1
leave bro-sis activities and
some Ambassador swag).
To V.Y. and K.R., 1 leave a
good sense of humor and my
trust. To J.D., I leave some
much earned respect. To my
roomz, T.K., 1 leave the good
ol’ angsting days and hopes
to reconnect in the future. To
some poor Asian junior, 1 leave
shake weight in the Gym, and
Townley a box of cereal for the
few times that I’ve “borrowed”
food from you with every
intention of paying you back.
This cereal may be whatever
kind you choose, as long as it’s
the bargain brand from Malt
O’ Meal. Most importantly,
I am providing Andrew with
a door sign that you may put
on your door to inform your
roommate that you are, in
fact, in the room, to avoid any
future awkward moments. I
leave William Ge my room
on Second East, so that his
two roommates may forever
have a Double-Triple. I leave
Param Sidhu with all the fun
I had in the “hardest” class in
the school, AP Phys B. Finally,
I leave all the juniors with
terrible internet that now truly
cuts off at 1 A.M., but with
this knowledge: If you have a
smartphone, tethering will be
your new sliced bread. Sam,
you get the permanent title of
“Feeder” because you’re bad
at LoL
I, Amy Xie, being of
sound mind and body, do
hereby leave: Risa da roomie,
memories of 2am antics when
everything is hilarious; My
Twinnie, Wednesday runs,
especially puddle jumping
in pouring rain; Ada, too
many nerdy puns and bubble
tea making skills; Jessica
ponderings; Christie Jiang,
Katherine Whang, successes
t#whitebridgechinesegilrpro-
blems Ying Qi, witty
contraptions for scaring
people; Katherine Whang,
successes to define yourself
and failures to learn from;
Jaeyoung Yoo, the sensation
of being watched as you sleep;
Jaehyeong Lee, mastery of
the art of A-walking; RChem
juniors, litreviews and
exploding things; Volleyball
juniors, enough carbonation to
bring you to da ‘ship.
I, Grace Yook, being
of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave Katherine
Treacy bikini parties, working
out, and the promise to be
sisters for life; Reid Watkins
Lilly Pulitzer love and Virgin
Diaries; Caroline Sprinkle
prom fiascos, room visits, and
Dirty Dancing; Ryan McCord
weddings and the love of
Spain; Ivy Hubbard baby
cradling and stunting; Brooke
Whitfield and Diya Shahidhar.
room 214 (live it up!); Alex
Pharr “driving the ear” dance
move and Boo the dog; Tejas
S Sundaresan birthdays and
cashing cardboard checks;
Anne Kelley spandex shorts
and cat ribbons; Ibukun
Ademoyero physics tutorials
and leadership seminar;
Haleigh Baxter competition
practices and Marcel the shell;
well wishes in carrying on the
legaey; Robert Renfro good
luek in handling everything
next year and memories
of diimers after K-Wave;
Sungwon Hwang K-Wave
memories and apologies for
throwing the bouney ball at
you so much; Sarah Chang the
title of best improv in K-Wave;
Ying Qi never stop being the
wonderfully blunt person you
are; Stephanie Yu thanks for
the ramen and do try to sleep
more; William Ge sorry for
not being a great senior sister
and take Envirothon to new
heights!; Alison Chang stats
memories and cute drawings;
Harish Pudukodu and Daniel
Griffin lead my brainchild.
Mock Trial, well; Landon
Carter delirious late night
conversations and being the
coolest junior brother I never
had, hope to visit you in
Boston in a year, child; Amy
Xie being the best roommate
and friend a girl could ask for;
Suqi Huang hope you enjoyed
sleeping in my bed :P; Ada
Taylor, tall people hugs, never
stop being legit, 1 promise
I’ll visit!; David Wang rcomp
memories and I can’t wait for
the summer!
1, Tina Zheng, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave the following meager
but treasured possessions: to
Jessica, Mark, and William,
Group of Students at Holi '
with fruit flies and water fleas
and enjoyment of monkey
faces; to Katherine, many
thanks for sticking with OSB
and dealing with my decisions;
to Laura, the ability to chill
when it matters the most and
a hope for a low-stress college
application process; to Jesse,
fiiin senior/junior sibling
outings to Ninth Street; and to
the rest of my junior fnends,
hopes for an amazing senior
year filled with great surprises
and time to bond with fnends.
I, Connie Zhong, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Sri, Ying, Hillary,
Yvonne, and Caitlin plenty of
green, innovative ideas and
much success in your AGC
endeavors; Andy trips to
Loeopops and Bali Hai and
a junior sister lucky to have
an amazing senior brother
who ean impart his wisdom;
Katherine all the hugs in the
world; Alison something
to trap your overwhelming
cuteness in to bring a smile
to someone else’s face; Laura
plenty of unstressful days and
luck with college applications;
Stephen and Rachel physics
less days and much fun with
Science Days; and all the
incoming juniors and seniors a
wonderful year filled with
optimum levels of sleep, study,
and socializing.