the stentorian | ncssm
senior wills
may 2012 5
I, Jordan Calvert, being
of sound mind and super
hawt bod ;) do hereby leave
Camille Fulbright First Hill.
Make sure you keep them idiot
boys in line. Meghan Cole-
the amazing and life changing
experience of Science and
Math and the healing powers
of chocolate. Kelly McCarthy-
prom night and all the food
and fun involved. Emily
Barbee- bowls of Easy Mac
just because you can. Daniel
Griffin- you best find another
girl with a pair of rockin’
cowgirl boots. Steven Deepee-
I leave you my favorite person
in the world. If I can’t be
here for him, I know you got
his back. And finally, Trevor
Howarth. I leave you trips to
the park, Harry Potter movie-
I ■Mi
and body, do hereby leave
my Greynolds ladies food,
confidence, artistry and late-
night craziness; my Enthalpy
captains & babies continued
enjoyment of dancing; my
rooms Christina lots of food,
music, movies and girltalks;
Geliy and J’naya the courage
to believe in yourselves and to
follow your dreams wherever
they take you; Nina the
#YOLO lifestyle, a senior year
free (me and Jose are trusting
you with our baby: Overheard)
and filled with dance; bestest
jbro of the year Yu lots of love
and a wonderful senior year
filled with new challenges
and successes; my dearest
Kelly Turner a free and beach-
filled future doin’ what you do
best; Jose and Jaret napping
bodily functions, and bigah
boi; JK - ., real-talks on the
rock, giraffes, cookie dough,
and endless gratitude; AP -
all my petty problems, ESL,
ground beef quesadillas, big
spoons, naps on naps on naps,
urges to buy Sour Patch Kids,
and true friendship; JZ -
companionship, Liam, “I told
you so” ’s, an Adam Levine
obsession, lack of essential
nutrients, a despise of certain
people/the world, and a
quick senior year; JW - our
twin-ship, fabulous earrings.
Bones and Castle, death from
Comp and Med Chem, and a
loud personality that cannot
and should not be contained;
and KK - the tom-ACL club,
stupid text messages, but most
importantly: faith to overcome
and that it is better to assume
ignorance than malevolence.
I’m happy to have made
friends with all of you, and
may you all survive senior
year without losing yourselves
to insanity.
1 Ravi Chittilla, hereby
bequeath the remnants of my
estate to following individuals:
to Daniel Townley, the best
late night talks I could have
asked for, to Abby, the ability
(or lack thereof) to ride a
^yild pony, to Abhishek,
your brother’s dashingly
good looks and Ravindu’s
wellbeing, to Aijun, a lack of
chemistry, to Quentin, I leave
my SA Jacket to someone as
good looking and charismatic
I, J. Michael Chuber,
being of sound mind and
body, do hereby bequeath
the following: To Jackson
Thompson, I leave the
knowledge that somewhere,
there will always be someone
pulling against him. To
Max Goodman, I leave love,
tolerance, and the magic of
the Dollar Tree. To Daniel
Chiquito, Sam Kim, and
Emmanuel Assa, I leave
Smash, in hopes that they will
continually enjoy the wonders
of Nintendo. To David
Pollard, I leave 222, trusting
that he will represent the room
with honor. Finally, Team
900, I leave knowing that you
will compete next year at the
*
thons, and the encouragement
and support you always gave
me. That man at the Kenmcky
Derby party was right, you are
an extraordinary person.
I, Jiexi CaO, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby
leave rice cooker noodles and
late night pilates to Apple and
Kat; legit computer scientist
status and some company in
Silicon Valley to Kyle Elmore
and Yimo Chen; doodling nyan
cats and sad faces in Calculus
to Grant King and Jaehyeong
Lee; reading Twilight parodies
in the Regulator and waiting
for a DATA bus that never
comes to Bryant Su, Jerry
Cui, and Velina Kozareva; my
head to Saima Akbar; touching
awkwardly to Tina and Kat
(again); and legendary Asia
Fest to Leslie, Jaehyeong,
Susan, and Robert.
Emily Chen - I, Emchen,
being of sleep-deprived mind
everywhere and hardcore
creeping; Jaehyeong, Renfro,
Susan, Leslie, Ying, and Ian
a successful AsiaFest; Devin
Finney many cuddles and hugs
when you need themost; Jin
Kang the hope that you and
Devin won’t beat each other
up; Amy Xie, Lisa, Tina and
Suqi BYOLG and chemfails;
Jiexi, Ravi, Anne, and Katrina
lots of origami, food, and a
successful year of ACC.
I, Vivian Chen, do
hereby leave: CJ — position
as Royall’s Chemistry TA,
“the list,” and macaroons; JL
- impeccable taste in clothing
and outstandingly good looks;
CZ - green tea and a friendlier
junior sister; AV - baby voices,
dancing in Panama, and visits
to UNC; HB - popping,
Royallty, cheek-kisses and
kisses in general; LP-emphatic
greetings, 0 strikes, and the 5
continents and 4 oceans; JE -
late-night creeping, awkward
lives, fierce dancing, quick
any obstacle, strength to
conquer the seemingly
impossible, and certainty that
you can do whatever you set
your mind to.
Cast of NCSSM production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream
Kerry Cheng - with all
the love in my heart and all the
wit in my tongue, I leave the
following to my dearest junior
fnends: To Jordan Harrison, I
leave both my awe at the rich
history of mankind and my
awe at how far we’ve come. To
Kyle, 1 leave an appreciation
for eternally sunny disposition
and a love for comic books
(that said, any manga you
like?). To Andrew Vitkus, I
leave a love for both cel- and
computer-animated stories
with wonderful characters
and perhaps wonderful song
numbers. To Matt, 1 apologize
for not learning your last name
(you don’t have a Facebook
page), but I leave you my
enthusiasm for politics and
my belief that humans, at
heart, want to live a good life.
as I ; and to you and Harris,
the memories of ninjas. Pulp
Fiction, Risk, an abandoned
island, and the greatest spring
break ever, and to Jin, the
memory of seeing Fun, and
most definitely, “Ahh Yes.”
To Natalie, I leave the best
pick-up lines ever, to William
Ge, elusiveness and legend
status. To Halston, a more
relaxing senior year, to Cole
and Drew, a great senior year,
to Harish, a cleaner room, to,
to Anna, a tennis-loving junior
brother, and victory for Nadal,
to Rithi, my younger brother,
and to the next generation of
ACC Officers, the legacy of
Asiafest.
I, Kayla Christianson,
being of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave Mia Madduri
my chemistry notes; Katie
Morris and Emily Barbee my
judgment of their antics, and
Isabel Hutchens geeking out
over British T.V.
highest level, and that you are
fully capable of winning it all.
I, Shannon Cole, being
of relatively sound mind and
body, bequeath to Madison,
Ryan, and Meghan the soccer
team in hopes that they
will take it all the way the
championship, playing every
game with all of that they
have. I leave Luke Femanedz
my heart in hopes that it beats
in sync with his. I leave Trey
Faddis the baseball fields, in
hopes that he uses them to
practice so that one day he
might actually not suck at
baseball. 1 also leave Trey pop
rocks, in hopes that his senior
year will be the best. Lastly, I
leave everything else to Harris
Short. From sour patch kids
to Liggett & Myers, you get
everything and anything you
can possibly want, but I expect
you to share when you visit me
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