10
may 2013
senior wills
the stentorian i ncssm
Nathan Kwon ownership of
the family business. I leave
Lin Cao an A+, a gold star, and
frustrated beavers, because
she is special and she should
never forget it. I leave 3rd
Beall housekeeping duties,
wasps at hall meeting and—
surprise—banana pudding. I
leave the UK Miniterm group
a reminder that kilts are a lie.
I leave Chelsey Lin six years’
memories of Ziggy and Zaggy,
Honors Orchestra, ice 1 cube
videos, and a whole lot of love.
And finally, I affectionately
leave members of the 315
(official and honorary alike)
late-night vending machine
runs, TV marathons, real talk,
questionable rapping, and
endless laughter.
my love and solidarity.
hopes no one ever throws shot
put there again.
I, Wil Hoffmann, being
of sound mind and body, leave
behind Chem TA status to Mary
Sims, courtyard-length frisbee
throws to Zach Bradshaw, and
the bass clarinet section to
AbaGayle Younts.
I, Ankit Gupta, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Samuel Lee all
of my basketball skill and
finesse, so that one day he may
tell a junior to “shoot it” to his
dismay; David Choi a packet of
pear tree seeds, so that one day
he might be able to grow one or
two; James Um high fives and
hugs; Wilson Slagle a constant
reminder of how cool and
chill he is?; Ryan West boxes
and boxes of whey protein so
he can become biggest man
on campus; Kim Ngo smiles,
hugs, and a good luck wish for
her senior year; Jessica Lee
my hard Work earnings and
ownership of all of the school’s
valuable money(use it well);
Saurin Kantesaria good luck
for senior year and a heartfelt
thanks for helping me with
prom asking; Chris Yu and
Vishesh Varma an identical
sliding door/car; Kieren
Valakuzhy, Vivek Pisharodi,
and Anshul Subramanya
fnendly waves and gestures
from the windows of Room
231; and finally Akash Patel a
pet monkey and the remainder
of my worldly possessions.
I, Jordan Harrison,
being of exhausted mind and
theatrical body, do hereby
bequeath the following: to
Kyle Frid, I leave a game of
punchbuggy stretching on
through eternity, ALMOND
TOFFEE, and my love. To Skye
Frame, I leave my gratitude for
your constant supply of baked
goods and for having you as a
DM and a roommate. To the
Dungeons and Dragons Club,
I leave 30 magic missiles.
General Beefcake Wellington,
and a creepy turkey. To my
fellow Rbio seniors, I leave
lots of seaweed. To my Rbio
juniors, I leave the ^st of
luck. To Katelyn, Vany,
Caroline, and Hannah, I leave
the leadership of 1E2E2D-
have fun on Pelican’s runs with
Sue Anne! To Karia Dibert, I
leave my “Imagine” poster for
her excellent taste in classical
music. To Jay and Carl, I leave
the horrors of InDesign. To
Jackson Zerkle, I leave the line
of Banquo stretching out to the
crack of doom. To Coleen, I
leave Molly’s Girl (on Netflix).
To anyone ever involved in
Smath theater, I leave a hearty
ZOOM and the knowledge that
most importantly, it’s about us,
us, us! To all Smathers, I leave
I, Seok-Jae (Albert)
Hong, being of sound mind
and chubby body, leave Derek
Zhang the nickname. Panda,
leave Kieran Valakuzhy
and Lawrence Bacudio the
“queen bed,” manly love, and
evidence of embarrassing
memories, leave Madden
Brewster and Allie Anagnos
infinite love and adventures
with Maggie, leave the FFFL
I, Ivy Hubbard, being
of sound mind and hot
body, do hereby leave the
following: Brooks Estes and
Jake Nester tripping, a lot;
Amber Woodington cheer
stunt perfection; Ayano Annis
bullying; Harrison Rashley
ground watts; Chase Hayhurst
having the loudest and most
annoying fans at basketball
games; Elisabeth Parker axe
body spray; Phillip Wilson
the struggles of a half panther
half unicorn; and all of the 2nd
Bryan juniors peace and quiet.
time over the last two years;
and finally, I leave Maggie
an appreciation for making
my senior year memorable,
endless conversations,
countless Friday nights, and a
future that will include me for
another senior year to come.
I, Rachel
of relatively
Hurst,
sound
being
mind.
I, Sungwon Hwang,
being of sound mind and
body, do hereby leave James
Um, David Choi, and Samuel
Lee the legacy of Second Hill
Koreans. I hand down my old
cleats to Samuel Lee. It will
probably do you no good; I
just don’t want them anymore.
I wish David Choi best of luck
as Senate President and as a
“loving” senior on hall. I send
James Um spiritual barriers
that will aid in protecting his
and snuggles, dates to Cuban
Revolution, and moments that
feel like lifetimes. I leave
memories of laughter and of
“I wish you were here beside
me.” I leave the things that will
never change and an incredible
year of joy and love and peace.
I, Christie Jiang, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave CZ and CE the
responsibilities of becoming
awesome seniors and senior
brothers to continue the best
senior/junior sibling family
line ever; SW, AJB, JD, and
CE full rein over Unichords,
the fortune of gaining fantastic
new members, and a year filled
with more performances and
good music; MT petty talks
about boys, frequent visits
crazy moves on the dance
floor, leave Kim Ngo all my
blessings in SG, leave David
Choi love and joy of finding a ^
long-lost twin, leave Madeline
Finnegan hope of studying
together as Quakers and
adorable cheeks, leave Angel
Chukwu dazzling smiles, leave
Meredith Dorminey, LinLin
Liu, and Karia Dilbert fantastic
memories of becoming master
mathematicians, leave Katelin
Humphries gratefulness for
being a great jimior sister, leave
Priya Desai, Sarah Augustine,
and Ali Eakes cute winks, leave
my leadership class apologies
for our (the teachers’)
comments and actions, leave
Jungsu Hong the best last name
ever, leave Allison Melling
awesome Spain memories,
leave Josie Daniel, Annie Jo
Buchanan, and Simon Wolf
the voices of angels, leave
Annie Jo Buchanan awkward
snapchats, leave Hong-Sheng
Lu a well-endowed body,
leave Ava Gruchacz happiness
and tranquility, leave Luke
O’Daniel scoops, leave Jeffrey
Zhang infinite mysteriousness,
leave 4th West everlasting
love. Big Poppa, and hand
sanitizer.
do hereby leave lots of 2C
memories to my lovely
adorable juniors. Lucky - I
leave you lots of emotions
about TV shows. Margaret,
keep Lucky in line! Lucy, my
little sister away from home -1
leave you all of our chemistry
pains! Gabrielle, I leave our
many, many late nights and
the hopes that maybe one
day you’ll be as hardcore as
me. Sarah and Catherine, I
leave you the memories of
all the times you’ve found
me sleeping in the lounge.
To Anna, Holly, and all the
1C2C1D juniors, I hope you
have a great senior year!
I, Trevor Howarth,
being of sound mind and
sexy body, leave everything I
(never) learned in chemistry
to Madeline, Chatham, and
Jessica; Hill 106 to three
incoming juniors who can
never hope to live up to its
legacy; and the SMuf facilities
to Nathan and Elizabeth, in
I, Carson Hsiao, leave
Chase Hayhurst as the only
one I’ll call mine; Julia Yu
a spoons ally and hours of
scramble, even though she quit
on me; Chase Hicks all the
hugs I can procure; Elisabeth
Parker and Layla Namak the
best Miniterm experience
and cake, Jessica Lee all the
food items I find before an
extended, and the right to be
in my family; Michael, Steven,
and Trevor my double run;
Shan Yu the rights to room
with my sister; Daniel and
John all the zombies they want;
Susan Ngo happy work service
memories; Ga Kay walks
down the street and to the mall;
Shaun my excellent hygiene
and allergies; Urvi Sinha my
Protobowl skills and words
of advice; Anabel a hope that
we’ll still be best friends even
though eight hundred miles
separate us, and an amazing
purity and innocence from
certain notable predators. I
pass down my knowledge and
experience to Sarah Chong.
Good luck in running KWAVE
and Korean Seminar next year.
Last but not least, I leave my
junior sister Jungsu Hong
everything I know to assist
her through her senior year.
Although I won’t be on the
same campus, don’t forget
you can still ask me help of
any kind. Good luck next year,
and may you be a better senior
sibling than I was.
I, Zane James, being of
somewhat sound mind and
dilapidated body, do hereby
declare Benjamin Porter as
the heir to my estate and all
property therein. To Hunter
Rideout, I leave good work
ethic and the will to stay up
through multiple all-nigjiters
as well as a way to dispose
of Twinkie wrappers; to Noah
Wilson, I leave my incredible
poise on the golf course plus
or minus six strokes and a
few thorns; to Tyler Boquet-
Caron, I leave my metabolism;
to Ryan Phillips, our shared
impeccable sense of style and
Thursday G-blocks; and to
Spencer Yacos, I leave one
matching grapefhiit. To Mary
Lynn Smith, I leave forgotten
sibling dates and the promise
that we will make up for it;
to Hannah West, I leave my
confidence in myself; and
to Katie Sause, 1 leave a
thousand hugs. Lastly, to my
dear Carolyn Alice Emerson, I
leave endless hours of Netflix
after Multi, and no shame in
asking for friendship; VN my
love of sweatpants, too many
selfies, and naps; CZ, KJ,
and MT my love for you all
and adventures in Texas; KN
trips to Pad Thai and all the
positivity in the world; RD all
my chem knowledge to impart
upon juniors and brightest
smiles; HW laaaaaaate nights
and Asian food appreciation;
TW admiration of his soft-
blanket-like demeanor and
Panamanian memories; VN
and MP adoption of new
RChem juniors to trudge
through Conrad; AE, PD,
and SA late night laughter
and the practice of adopting
roommates (Oil and 009
hosted parties every night!); all
of RChem foresight, diligence,
and enthusiasm; and all of
GRL [injsanity, community,
and humor.
I, Casie Jingle, being
of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave G2 with
gossip; Celia with the lounge;
Thamir with the table for
her earrings; Karter with
“freshman”; Madison, Emily,
and Angel with the ability to
be awesome RLAs; Jessie with
more time for socialization;
Sarah Chong, my wonderful,
amazing roommate, with an
unforgettable senior year; and
all the juniors with good luck
and a low-stress year.
I, Samuel Joo, do hereby
bestow Sarah Chong rights to
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