the stentorian | ncssm
senior wills
may 2013 H
punish my brother if need be
and promise to always be the
loving senior sibling I have
always strived for since the
beginning of the ye^, whether
if I’m in college or in heaven
with our loving Father. To
Sam Lee, I bestow the late
night talks of NBA and how
it’s rigged and the poster of
Jayquan Brown, to James
Um, I bestow the 180 DVD to
symbolize the late night movie
dates, to David Choi, I bestow a
loving restraining order and the
2nd Hill Rock, to Alice Wang,
I bestow to you my dangerous
senioritis and the hope that
you will never use it, to Danny
Oh, I give him the hope that
he will be successful and the
moments we spent during
comp sci, to Chase Hayhurst,
I give you the responsibility to
forever promote “Sauce-Kay”
and your future generations,
Seraphina Wong, I bestow my
nosy tendencies and the new
38 members in Archers in the
Hood, and Chris Yu, I bestow
you my “broken-ankles” and
the promise that “you’re ankles
will be broken soon.
I, Sravya Kaniti, being of
somewhat unsound mind and
body, do hereby leave Regina
Lee all the Asian food and
adoration I owe her, Katrina
Bootes my subpar guitar
abilities and KH save file,
Evelyn Webb, Sarah Kohrt,
Kasey Marshall, and Melissa
Mason our hall discussions
and LOTR-watching, Kera
.Ktul go6d music, all my.otlier
1st Beallians a fantastic senior
year, Sarah Chong KWAVE
choreographing duty. History
and Roly Poly my thanks, my
Japanese class two years of
fond memories T' "f Saurin
Kantesaria my best wishes and
apologies for not being the best
sister, Rachel Jackson samurai
flicks, Tessa Jones candid
photos, Elizabeth Christopher
two-hour bus rides, and Mr.
DeHaven, Dr. Miller, and Suwa
sensei my utter admiration. To
the best Iriends I could have
asked for, Tischan Wade, Anna
Dubovitskaya, Maggie Caruso,
Emma Dedmond, Hillary
Dimig, and Katie Brey, 1 leave
trips down 9th street, heated
philosophical discussions, ice
cream, milkshakes, and future
visits. And to my creative
writing class and four of my
beloved seniors, Ema Woyee,
Christopher Nellis, Alexis
Ruth Frady, and Jeremy Reece,
I wanted to say thank you for
everything you have taught me,
and I leave you my promises
and love.
I, Anne Kelley, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave the following:
To JH I leave endless hugs,
questionable Chinese phrases,
and never ending gratitude for
that can of Diet Coke. To CY
and KP I leave Spring Break
adventures, unproductivity
in class, and the demand that
you not bully your juniors. To
the future Science Olympiad
captains I leave the best of luck
and a conviction that you can
accomplish great things. To
KN I leave imminent success
and the expectation that
you’ll be a better leader than
we were. To MD I leave the
ability to see through stories
that border on lies, especially
as they pertain to team dogs.
To AK I leave the party life.
To CVI leave Friday nights on
hall, long conversations full of
advice, and a certain incident
involving laundry detergent.
To AS I leave dancing in the
lounge and that picture of my
face after you left me. And
finally, to the Class of 2012, I
leave a successful senior year
and the duty to be good to your
juniors.
I, Andrea Kirk, being of
sound mind and hard body, do
hereby leave the following to
the mentioned students: to 2nd
Bryan, I leave the lounge; to
Ayano Annis, I leave unlimited
twerk lessons in the lounge;
to Harrison Rashley, I leave
a junior sister to take my
place; to -the NCSSM girls’
soccer team, I wish you the
yellow cards and memories
of Wendy’s and bus rides; to
the volleyball team, I leave a
little bit of drool; to Russell
Aryeetey, I leave loud fans at
every game; to Jeremy Nortey,
I leave the word “supple”; to
Travis McKay, I leave a free
ice cream at Ben and Jerry’s
(sike); and to all of the other
black kids, I love you so you
get everything else ever. Good
luck next year! I love you all!
i,LaMecca Knoll, being
_ of sound mind, and.Jaody. .do..
■ hereby leave Ga Kay Gao late-
night physics parties; David
Choi obsessing over k-pop and
teenagery gossip; Zihui Yang
spoon shenanigans and carpool/
gossip sessions; Karl Widney
and Chatham Ellwanger
crazy, sugary, sticky cotton
candy adventures; Hannah
Walrath awesome tea-tasting
and emotional talks; Kim
Ngo track fun; Dallas Warren
stressing and eventually
laughing over ecology; and
Sarah Augustine, AH Eakes,
and Priya Desai pointless but
hilarious gossiping 3.
I, Svend Larsen, being of
sound mind, declare this to be
my Last Will and Testament.
To Urvi Sinha and Jessica Lee,
I leave puns. To Ga Kay Gao,
I leave endless fake tears over
moving up two spaces in the
alphabet. To Samuel Lee: I
am glad that you enjoyed the
membership to Sam’s Club I
gave you. To Josh Jiang: I hope
your pan gets treated better
next year and Nana abandons
you less frequently. To Ryan
West, Caleb Rogers, and Jake
Bringewatt: I told you so. To
Saurin Kantesaria: don’t ever
forget how cute and funny you
are. And to Wilson Slagle, I
leave concerts; fmstration at
Bali Hai not being open on
Sundays; staying up until 2:00
even though we had all of our
homework done, like, four
hours ago; playing Borderlands
to excess during exam week;
Ryan West; and, of course, our
favorite pastime: yelling at our
roommate, Gus.
I, Kristen Larson, being
of sound mind and body,
do hereby bequeath Karl
Widney and Sam DeHority my
caffeinated legaey and fond
relationship with the Joe Van
Gogh’s staff; Kasey Marshall
late night conversations, witty
one-liners and vocal hamtony;
Regina Lee my excursions out
of my room; H’Kera Ktul my
weirdest faces and strangest
dancing; and Duncan LeMay
all of my musical serendipity.
I, Brandi Lawrence,
being of sound mind and
body do hereby leave Ground
Royall in the capable hands
of the future RLAs Priya
Desai, Dallas Warren, and Ali
Eakes; late night Mario Kart
marathons and too chocolately
hot chocolate to Caitlyn
Collier; a love for owls that
borders on the insane to Rachel
Dango; and weird faces/noises,
good music and all the love
two roommates can share to
Mary Lynn Smith.
I, Jason Liang, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Josh Rees-Jones,
Mafias Horst, and Bradley
King room 201, and warn
them not to disturb Gabe and
especially Mr. Newbauer (as
we probably did); Urvi Sinha
and Adam Beyer, the new
Quiz Bowl captains, our hatred
of (and respect for) Raleigh
Charter, East Chapel Hill,
and ECG; next year’s Science
Olympiad captains, whoever
they may be, our blessings
and confidence in them; Vany
Nguyen and Jessica Lee my
love (well, just Vany); and last
but certainly not least, Jennifer
Wu all the memories we made
together and my thanks for
being the best junior sister ever
:)
I, Chelsey Lin, being of
crazy mind and Asian body,
bequeath the following:
Danny Oh-ESL classes,
advice that is “disregarded”
and sibling hangouts; Stephen
Yang-unlimited cuteness and
anime; Nathan Kwon: pandas,
lemons, and a heart; Wanlin
Xie-Stephen and Naked
juice; Margaret Tian-eggs,
makeup, and my forever love;
Mengmeng Fang-soulmate
status and late night talks;
David Choi-coffee dates,
FOOD, and best friend status;
Samuel Lee-my favoritism,
hugs, and Nathan; Chris Yu-
muscles, health food, and
the cuhtherhood; Lin Cao-
dates, “subpar”, and derping
around; Jungsu Hong-derpfish
and girl talks; Luckshume
Ketheeswaran- grabby hands,
tumblr, and fangirling; Lucy
Su- unlimited sass and Mia;
Lily Zhang-Food Network
shows; Sahana Raghunathan:
hotty status, immunology
class, and a dog licking
screensaver; Mallory Carnes:
a DECENT viola concerto
and amazing orchestra pieces
in general; Jack Allen-
“qurlll”, a better mentor, and
a successful research project;
to the Cuhtherhood: my
everlasting love, my baking,
and family hangouts; to the
RBio juniors-lots of food and
ISEF/ fNTEL/ Siemens/ etc.
wins; to 1C2C1D juniors-a
beastly hall and amazing SLI;
and to all juniors in general-
wishes for a successful senior
year. I’ll miss all of you dearly
and you all hold a special place
in my heart. We will certainly
meet again!
I, Mia Madduri, being
of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave Parth Patel
trips to Chubby’s, all of my
Senior Sister love, and our
sibling moments; Lucy Su
all of my best hugs; Chatham
Ellwanger and Karl Widney
my forgiveness (my fob will
never be the same again);
David Calvert this sentence:
me tumse pyar karthi boon (as
a friend); Stephan Yang my
thanks for being such a perfect
lab partner; 1C2C1D juniors
the best hall in the world; and
to all of my senior friends the
great memories we shared over
these two years. I’ll miss you
all!
I, Reba Martin, being
of somewhat sound mind and
body leave Coleen and Cristin,
adventures with very fresh
breath. To all of the Greynolds
juniors, I leave you a hall. We
may be a little weird at times
but we’re family. I love you
guys. To Heenal, I leave a rock.
To Alice and Emily I leave you
with all the ramen and tea that
you will no longer give me.
To Tomi J leave you access
to awesome adventures. To
Michelle, 1 leave you the NON-
RLA clipboard. To Brooke, I
leave you the Greynolds book
of love. To Mer-Bear, I leave
you a memory neither of us
will ever forget. To my robotics
team,-1 leave the lab to you.
To Josh, Gabe, Evan, Jacob,
and Peters I leave you with
all the pizza trips we didn’t
get to make and the memories
of the ones we did make. To
Neenerz, 1 leave adventures
and black magic. To Casie, I
leave you meals together and
a blanket of friendship. To the
Panama group, I leave you
with memories of one of the
best weeks of my life. Lastly,
I leave the junior class with a
senior year. Good Luek.
I, Kelly McCarthy,
being of sound mind and
body, do hereby leave UHOO
to Rachel Dango and Ali
Eakes, the 007 to whoever
gets it, late-night talks and
all the interesting roommate
memories with Abby Thurman,
GRL Airband choreographer
to Ali Eakes, my Young Life
senior leadership position to
my YL juniors, and my love to
all of my GRL babies. I’ve had
an amazing year with y’all and
I know you’ll make me proud
next year!
I Tristan McGregor,
being of sound body and mind,
do hereby leave to Chase and
Chase, the futon of the 113 in
hopes that they may love it as I
have. To Kevin, 1 leave a hug.
To Taylor, I leave a flamboyant
flick of the wrist followed by a
“Hey girl!” To Harrison, I leave
Tank-Top-Tuesdays, Sun’s out
Guns out. To Hannah West I
leave awkward encounters in
the hallways. To the juniors of
Lane 4, Erin, Hannah, Abby,
Gabrielle, and Chase, I leave
the legacy that is Lane 4, may
we stay a cult forever. And
to Danielle, I leave the Gene
Team, in hopes that she may
find a better name, and all of
the rats in D.C. because, yes,
they do actually live there.
Nick McNamara:
Right away, Wesley; to Tomas
Romero, I hereby bequeath my
Skyrim poster, as I have yet
to meet a gaming enthusiast
more worthy of the poster. To
Jonathan Marquardt, I hereby
bequeath my musical talent,
may it help you as it has me.
To Josie “Darling” Daniel, I
hereby bequeath my hopelessly
antisocial nature, may it curse
you as it has cursed me. To
Duncan Brown, I hope you
someday have a roommate
who is exactly like you in
every single way. To Dallas
Warren, I hereby bequeath my
taste in music, may it help you
grow out of your Taylor Swift
stage. To Zack Bradshaw, I see
much of myself in you, as we
dealt with similar situations
regarding our residential life
this past year.
I, Anabel Medrano,
being of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave Mona Amin
my clipboard, my room, and
1C; to Gabrielle, Shraddha,
Anna, and Mona the RLA
position in hopes that 1C2C1D
will continue to be wonderful;
to Isabella Hernandez I leave
HCC in hopes that she will
make me proud; to Vanessa
Ponce many empty bowls
of candy; to Taylor Fort
the hopes of better senior
siblings; to Trevor Howarth
many more building threats,
better movie choices, and
non-passive personalities; to
David Spencer many more
unexpected friendships and
wonderful letters; to Carson
Hsiao a marriage contract and
a lifelong best friend; finally,
to The Mob I leave many
more finished sentences, late
night conversations, a pseudo-
mother, and love.
I, Tatiana Miller, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave endless jars of
peanut butter to Abby Smith;
Infinite late-night duck
faces to Kaneka Chhak; and
ridiculous amounts of fruit
to Julia Hu. To Alex Smith, I
leave on-hall twerking and 4
AM rants on life, school, and
everything in between. I leave
gumbo to Claire Vallery, along
with numerous Chinese pick
up lines. Congratulations, I
officially love the two of you.
I leave my awesome mommy
skills to my baby, MengMeng
Fang. To my babies, Anushri
Adhia and Niraja Pancholy, I
leave the glorious exchange
between Oriental Ramen and
Maggi. To Mona Amin and
Shraddha Rathod, I leave
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