12
may 2013
senior wills
the stentorian | ncssm
the essence of a prosperous
and fun Dance Marathon.
Amber Woodington and Addie
Jackson, remember that 1 will
forever be in your presence.
I’ve spent enough time in
your current and soon-to-be
rooms. To Angel Chukwu,
Lamara Parnell, and Gabby
Masseaux, you’ll always be
my triple babies. To the rest of
3B and my other baby Junes,
I leave you the freedom Jo do
anything that I would do. I
more-than-like most of y’all,
but it’s time for me to graduate.
Make senior year kick rocks!
HOLLA A HOLLLA A AA I!!!
I, Sid Modi, hereby leave
my ambassador jacket to Saurin
Kantesaria and my Maggi
noodles to Aakash Patel. I
also leave my basketball skills
to Samuel Lee in the hopes
that he will use them to better
himself on the court. To James
Um 1 leave my mac keyboard.
I leave David Choi my passion
for SG, and 1 hope he will use it
to help those at NCSSM and to
pay attention in SG meetings.
I leave my speakers to Isaiah
Bryant and my bed to Harrison
Rashley. I leave my Jsis Anne
Lee an XXL bag of M&M’s
and Kim Ngo my love for
scary movies. Finally, 1 leave
my chips to Josh Jiang, hoping
that he will finally find some
salsa to compliment them.
I, Katie Morris, being of
questionably sound mind and
body, do hereby leave Anna
Strawn my room, Kat the Cat,
York Peppermint Patties, and
conversations about everything
under the sun; Emily Barbee
zombies to kill, trips to
Chubby’s, and memories with
Scarlet; Erin Mayo (my twin,
George Weasley) and Grant
King amazing happy-half
conversations and summer
plans; Vanessa Ponce trips to
the bank, pokes during hall
meetings, playing X-box,
and being fatties; and all my
beautiful softball ladies all the
fun (and not so fun) times we
had playing the game we all
love.
I, Hannah Munro, leave
to Gabrielle and Lucy, my
room, the D104. Treat her well!
To Shraddha and Mona 1 leave
all of the laughter we shared.
To Heenal 1 leave the awkward
face poke. To Mallory I leave
the viola section, counting,
and an awesome work service.
To Priya I leave our daily
encounters, crazy essays, and
smiles.
I, Susan Ngo, hereby
leave my senior will. To
NCSSM class of 2014, I leave
you guys the endless stacks
of Asia textbooks and best
wishes for yet another year
of stressful, overwhelming
loads of schools work (oh
and college applications). To
the cutest and amazing junior
brother I could’ve ever asked
for, Stephen Yang, I leave you
all the cucumbers and lettuce in
the PFM and the responsibility
to exercise at least once a day.
To my wonderful breakdance
partner during Asiafest and my
twin, GaKay Gao, I leave you
bags of ramen and the “swag”
walking skills we learned from
Jin. To the most hardworking
study buddy, Shan Yu, I leave
you all my physics notes
and trips to Joe’s during the
weekend. To the super smart,
genius, Wanlin Xie, I leave
you the best wishes of dealing
with my junior brother. To my
beautiful 1st Royall juniors,
I leave you the mystery of
missing trash bags and many
visits from Ophelia. And to
my future ACC officers, I pass
down the torch of honor to
represent the Asian culture and
responsibility of organizing the
biggest fest on campus.
I, Marcy Pedzwater,
of fairly unsound body and
completely unsound mind, do
hereby bequeath the following
to my beloved juniors: to
Amber Woodington, Amy
Blew, and Su Cho, I leave
the task of making the 3B
awesome next year; to Abby
Smith I leave sitting in the
lounge and sharing stories; and
to all of my 3rd Bryan ladies I
leave the task of making your
senior year the best year yet!!!
I, Nina Ondona, being of
tiger mother mind and short
stature leave my dear junior
brother Chris the potential
to become a legend - do it
big your senior year JBro. To
Meredith and Jungsu I leave
my Asiafest act. To Harrison I
leave the opportunity to redeem
himself To Josh, Trace,
Isaiah and Vishesh I leave my
baby, TSA. Good luck with
everything, bring back lots of
shiny things, and make tiger
mama proud. To Catherine and
Katelyn, 1 (and Yvonne) leave
dance ensemble, my passion
for dancing, hours in the studio
and crazy dance breaks in
front of a webcam. To Alice
I leave perfect lab reports.
To Catherine, my darling
daughter, I leave you all of my
fatherly love, a spot on ID, and
a seat at mob family dinners.
To Samantha and Katie, I leave
adventures down 9th street and
senior year shenanigans. To my
breakdance babies, I leave all
of the swag I can as a pseudo
captain. To my dancer babies,
I leave exhilarating senior
performances. To 1C2C1D
I leave my loud presence at
hall meetings. To 2W juniors,
I leave my legacy as the one
small Filipina hallmate per
year.
L Christopher Louis
Panuski, being of stuntin’
mind and body, leave 100%
of my abilities to Kavi Jain
for his future successes
in competition math (and
academia in general), 60 miles
a week and lots of DC jokes
to Chatham Ellwanger to keep
him entertained, plenty of all-
nighters working on research
and trying to figure out exciting
new ways to blow something
up (or just do awesome stuff
with physics) to Zack Polizzi,
all the ladies to my immaculate
playa slick Jack Allen, a life
to Danielle DeJoumett, my
consummate and professional
tennis moves to Danny Oh,
lots of love to ZuZu pet,
watermelon out the game
(with Jin Yoon, of course) to
Yvonne Lei and Anne Lee,
a debt collector to Sydney
Muaka (in hopes that one day I
will get my well deserved $5),
any Ultimate talent that I may
have to Nathan Kwon, and
my best wishes to all of the
RPhys juniors and the future of
Research in Physics Program.
I, Ally Pfotzer, being of
fine intellect and large smile,
do hereby bequeath my fun
times in the cold mountains
to Camille Fulbright, Andrew
Green and Henry Seiler, my
•rockin DC adventures to
Ryan McCord and Tristan
McGregor. Late night talks to
Rosalia Preiss, Madison Boice
and Jojo drake. Dancing
nights, musicals and pool
parties to Suzanne Philips
and Christy Powell. Physics I
throw at Jack Doyle as a thank
you for getting me through it.
Prom I leave to the hot Lisa
fan and soulful Ingrid Lorese.
My hall I leave to Caroline!!!
Soccer games and mentorship
bus rides to Garrett Powell.
And my heart now and always
to phoebe Castelblanco. It’s
been swell smath!
I, Suzanne Phillips,
leave Ali Eakes all the
memories of making up spicy
Spanish songs in Srta. Smith’s
Class, and being the best
Spanish partner I could ever
have. Dallas Warren, I leave
you way too many snap chats,
and so many great days not
paying attention in Spanish.
Spencer Yacos, I leave you
a metaphorical jersey for
TEAM BLUE and all of my
phenomenal volleyball skillz
that you always wished you
had. Dallin Yost, I would leave
the best hugs ever and the most
loveable personality ever, but
you already have those 3 To
Catherine farmer, I leave the
awesome times ahead of you as
the best attache and being the
1C2C1D dance queen! Jenna
Reynolds and Alex Smith, I
leave you sexy dancing. Use
it wisely. Evan brooks I leave
you the Service Learning
Board, making stuff happen
with it, and ultimate Frisbee
lameness. Matt Weaver, I
leave you the knowledge that
Helen Christy always loved
me more.
1, Vanessa Phuong,
with great sincerity and deep
affection, do hereby leave Paul
Kim Raisin Bran cereal and
yards of gray fabric for making
quilts; Andrew Peterson
all of my pathophysiology
knowledge because 1 know
he’s going to place first place
at nationals for the both of
us; Lucky Ketheeswaran
trips to Joe Van Goghs and
all my Super Junior fan-girly
goods; Anne Fang a thousand
apologies for not being the
senior sister I thought I would
have been; To Ga Kay Gao I
leave spicy seafood ramen, a
lifetime supply of seaweed,
trips to Chubby’s, late night
real talks, Eskimo kisses, a fart
or two, and all of my love; All
the girls on First Royall good
luck and best wishes for the
next year; Susan Ngo a life
size doll of Joseph Vincent—
complete with singing when
you push his belly button—a
pantry full of granny snacks,
and actual pillows; Natalie Ung
a golden crepe pan, karaoke
nights in the car, the baby of
Totoro and Hello Kitty, and
the honor of being my bestest
fnend/3rd or 4th cousin ever.
And lastly, to Austin Sun I give
layered bean dip, cat pictures.
Farmers, Markets, Loops, and
10am.
Helen Christy Powell:
To Madden Brewster I leave
the duty of making Mountain
Cultures Club legit, a feat no
Beall RLA; Shayna Jacobs
sassy pants; Melissa Mason
an intimidating softball face
and the right to be the most
supportive voice in the dugout;
Kasey Marshall lots and lots of
cats; Kiya Walker my room and
the perfect Ethan Whitehorse;
Sarah Kohrt borrowing your
stapler and making perfect
man lists; Thamir Santillan the
right to yell at people for being
too loud at basketball games;
David Cuppett awkward
meetings at the t-shirt signing
dance and the right to take
tons of selfies; and last but not
least my best fnend, Sheridan
Earnhardt, my RLA position,
my room, my clipboard,
sleepovers, ordering pizza,
watching TV instead of doing
work, and most importantly
the right to find a junior best
fnend make your senior year
as perfect as you made mine.
other leader has yet been able
to do. To Gabrielle Beaudry
I leave ID. Make sure it’s
awesome, even though my
room wasn’t good enough for
you. I also leave you the ritual
of ridiculously long dinners
after swim practice with Jack
Allen and Kevin Parham, and
the cardboard cut out of me
that shall be placed at every
meal. To Matt Weaver 1
happily leave my senior year.
To Gabe Shepherd I leave Matt
Weaver.
I, Harish Pudukodu,
being of sound body and
mind, do hereby leave Shouri
Gottiparthi, Dallin Yost, and
Paul Smith the mess we’ve
left behind; Priya Desai and
Ali Eakes the reason to smile
all the time; Parth Thakker
and Matthew Komberg the
job to help students; Anshul
Subramanya all those slaps
in dance practices; Pranay
Orugunta the tools to advance
RPhys... so long as Dr.
Bennett approves; and Duncan
Brown and Trace Birchfield
the legendary comer triple.
I, Maddi Putman, being
of sound body and mind hereby
leave Kera Ktul my awesome
RLA skills, calling people
princess, obsessing over Chuck
and Blair, and the right to make
one of your juniors ask you to
semi; Elizabeth Westbrook
‘Murica, oatmeal, and half
of my basket of candy (come
see me!); Lindsey Locklear
the right to be a wonderful 1 st
I, Cassidy Ring, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave ID in the loving
hands of Gabrielle Beaudry;
my ability to play soccer with
my left foot to Mona Amin;
numerous running adventures,
late-night street soccer, and
excessive “hello’s” to Madden
Brewster and McKenna Reed;
all my motivational snacks and
cards to my wonderful soccer
son. Matt Nichols; a spot at
the lunch table to Baby Chase;
giant hugs to my best friend
Ugochi Nwamara; falling
asleep in Spanish class to
Nquyen Le; a strong defense
to Madelyn Krebs and Erin
Rymiszewski; physics and
unstoppable leadership skills
to Alice Wang, thank you for
everything; my motherly love
and bonding time with the
mob to my doting daughter
Catherine Farmer; being happy
to Travis McKay because he
could always put a smile on
my face; the ability to confirm
and deny Abby Thurman’s
outrageous stories to Meredith
Dorminey; superb aquatic
experiments and wonderful
lab partners to Matt Weaver;
all the ways to avoid broken
noses and concussions to the
women’s soccer team; future
success to the cross-country
and indoor track teams; and all
my happiness and love to the
wonderful ladies of 1C2C1D.
I, Sophia Rowland,
being of sound mind and body
do hereby leave Caroline
Conrad the honor of reading
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