the stentorian I ncssm
senior wills
Li laoshi. To Lindsay a nut free
life and the most inappropriate
groping’s. To Kim Ngo, the
best AT miniterm memories
and my roomie. To Mary
Boyd, Mary, and Maddie, good
luek in the triple as well as the
joy of finishing physics, may
you never have to take it again.
To Savannah the longest boy
talks and naps. To Paige, the
knowledge of your beautiful
looks and the love of everyone
ever. Last but never least, to
my roommate Allison, I leave
memories of workless nights in
the 312, awful Netflix movies,
and uncountable moments of
roomie bonding.
I, Taylor Fim, being of
veracious mind and body,
do hereby leave Jeshua Ray
the enormous struggles
encountered this year and how
much stronger we are because
of them, the excessive time
ip the weight room, and the
Trio’s trip to Wendy’s, which
was truly unforgettable: Josh
Babich the late-night calls we
made to your friend Benjamin
and how he never failed to
prepare us for the journeys we
made to our mutual friend Ray’s
humble abode. The amount of
learning done this year will
forever be unparalleled; Hope
Jania the fun and excitement
of late night movies in the
Woolworth with lots of Coca
Cola. Will and Burton, I leave
you the trials and tribulations
of living with someone who
is not always easy to love, but
the care.and effort you both put
into making it work, to which I'
am eternally grateful. Last but
not least, my beloved Nicole, I
leave to you the love and care
you never cease to let shine, the
unmatched amount of effort
invested into everything you
did, and our month of freedom
that will forever remain the
best month of my life.
I, Kate F Ord, being of sound
body but seriously strained
mind, do leave countless
memories to all of my baby
juniors. To Maureen, I leave
countless awkward, loving
encounters. To Lamara, I leave
wall-sits, abs and snuggling
in your top bunk. To Gabby,
I leave long conversations,
anatomy studying and playing
with your weave. To Matt
Nichols, I leave fond memories
of the best leadership seminar
and doing the Wobble in
your room. To Ugochi,! leave
always going crazy at mixers.
To my junior brother Gabe, 1
leave adventures downtown
and memories of swapping
clothes for Gender Bender
Day. To Karter, I leave many
late nights, both of studying
and not. To Angel, Madison
and Emily, 1 leave the dearest
thing to me: my hall and my
RLA position. Take care of all
of my babies, and your new
babies, and keep Mom happy.
To the rest of Fourth Bryan, 1
leave more laughs and smiles
with the best hall mates I could
ask for, along with dancing in
the hall at check. I’m so lucky
to have a personal connection
with all of you and you will
always be my family.
I, Edward Foyle, of
sound mind and body, hereby
bequeath unto Jack Allen the
6’ X 2’ “First Hunt” poster that
hangs above the window in my
dormitory, permission to come
play racquetball at any time in
Atlanta and endless midnight
shenanigans; to Kavi Jain, as
promised, 1 give you 100 days
of happiness; to Karl Widney, 1
leave you with salmonella from
the bucket of raw cookie-dough
we made/ate and confidence
that you will one day get your
laptop to work with 2 external
monitors; Trevor Howarth,
Jordan Clark-Brov\Ti and I
jointly will Captain-ship of the
S&M Ultimate Frisbee team to
Nathan ,1^'^on jmd Elisabeth.
Parker; to the rest of the SMUF
team, I give you many hours of
productive, fun practice and
improvement as a team; to
Zack Polizzi, I give you even
more crazy inventions than
you’ve already made and loud
music—lots of loud music;
to Madelyn Krebs, I give you
more obnoxious twitter pick
up lines; and to Chatham
Ellwanger, I give you as many
back-flips to show off your
amazing calves as you want.
I, John Fraser, being
of sound mind and tedy, do
hereby leave Chase Hayhurst
Chatham county, and annual
Chatham county convocation
picture; to Chase Hicks I
leave my soccer balls; I leave
the Gene Team to Danielle
Dejoumett and Dr. Monahan
in hopes that the name will live
on; to Ellis I leave my ability
to use the Cruciatus Curse on
unfavorable juniors; to Kevin
Parham I leave bedtime stories;
to a brave and capable junior
I leave the position of Mike
Newbauer’s best friend; and
lastly to my beloved Lamp, I
leave all of the light that you
have brought to me, we will
always be the most dynamic
duo.
I, Shaza Gaballah, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave the following:
Speech Club and Joe Van dates
to lovely Madeleine Gonzalez,
all the sibling love and support
to my darling Jay-Bay Andrew
Peterson, all the torture of
Chemistry and Hamlet to the
ever-inspiring Madelyn Krebs,
and all the 307 memories and
RLA sass to my dearest and
most precious Roomdawg, the
charming Lindsay Macchio.
I, Jessica Gao, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Michelle Zhao
the wondrous bond between
two unlikeliest of people;
Nirmala Shivakumar, a pair of
good gloves lest you turn into
Spiderman; Mallory Lowe, the
deep talks we snuck into the
shallowest waters; both Megan
Wicks and Matias Horst, the
feeling that had we more time,
we could have been friends.
To my junior brother Jeffrey
Zhang, I leave you sporadic
chats qnfl beautiful spring days,
and constant smiles. To Alison
Chang, hugs as you enter the
room, and karaoke nights;
Soham Amin, debates of the
universe; Hayley Stratton, our
peaceful timelessness; Lilly
Vang, our running innuendos;
Kelly Eom, my continual love
and faith; Jaehyeong Lee, the
way we exist. To Bo Kane,
Sam Xie, Ying Qi, Katherine
Walker, my gratitude for your
constant inspiration. To my
William, steadfast support and
a sunny future. To all the OSB
members—I’ve loved you all!
To all the Philosophy Club
goers—^you’ve given me what
I came to NCSSM for. And best
for last, to Greynolds, I have
zero doubt in my mind that
all thirty-two of you beautiful
souls will soar and soar and
never stop. You are perfect..
owe you future happiness—
look for it in a cupcake box.
Ian Maynor, I leave you with
ratchet epilogues of RBio,
college, and life (and endless
patience); Jaehyeong Lee, the
running confluence of two
hopeful scientists; Joey Lew,
the promise of the next four
years. I leave Stephen Tang and
Edward Zhao with beginnings.
I leave my RBio juniors an
open inquisition of your life
paths; to OSB, a bond beyond
buzzers. Last of all, I leave this
school with an interminable
gratitude. It’s been very real.
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I, Denise Gersch, being
of unsound mind and body,
hereby do leave Travis a
junior sister, orange soda,
and basketball lessons worth
a gajillion dollars. To Mary
Lynn, Elliot, Chase, and Alexis
I leave fysix. To my dearest
sweet protege Niraja I leave
leadership skills, sassiness,
brown love, laughs and my
heart. And to the amazing
girls on second Bryan I leave
the lounge, my craziness, and
peace & quiet. Amen
Max Goodman: Vos-
Joe’s and my coffeemaker. To
Josie Daniel, I leave popcorn
and Oreo eating until we die,
Grey’s Anatomy watching,
and Greyhound bus rides. To
Ava Gruchaez, I leave the
willpower to eat healthy and
the motivation to run^ike
everyday along with walks
to Joe’s and Humingbird’s
Bakery. To Sheridan
Earnhardt, Harrison Rashley
and Ava Gruchaez, I leave
the position of YoungLife Co-
President, the will to follow
Christ wholeheartedly and the
ability to bring others to Christ
through YL and your faith. To
Andrew Peterson, I leave my
love, in hopes that you will
find a junior sister who you
adore as much as I adored you.
To Jenna Reynolds, I leave the
intensity and drive to continue
being an amazing dancer and
choreographer, in hopes that
you will keep challenging
dancers in your pieces the
way you challenged me this
past year. To Kara Wheeler, I
leave late night math tutorials
that turn into life talks and the
Royall road sign.
I, Daniel C. Griffin IV,
being of sound mind and
I, William Ge, being
of soimd mind and body, do
hereby leave Soham Amin a
homey bungalow by the sea to
visit anytime, where sharing
worries and facing adventure
is everyday. I leave Bo Kane
with unwavering hope and
the reality that sometimes,
oftentimes, everything can
be okay. Kenny Jung, I leave
you with BIG moments and
promises of heartfelt kindness;
to Halston Lim, late nights
and silly, carefree laughter.
I leave Bryant Su with the
kind of reliability that ties
families; Kelly Eom, the
memory of four being the very
best number; Anne Kelley, an
innocent, loving bond that can
never be decomposed by any
kind of logic. Alice Wang, 1
buigh- Kielbasa Commandant
of Grill time, my board (from
the lineage of Zach Fowler),
and dear, sweet Sasha with her
medieval shirt. Darko-Tarp
Czar, Ride that pony-pony, the
posters of Eddie, and the spirit
of the 2W Richard Wranglers.
Wesonga- You get my room,
and the futon. If Bryant and
I do not need it. So don’t get
too comfortable. Timothy-
The one, the only, THE FIRE
MASTER! For the rest of the
juniors, I leave my brilliant
leadership, unquestionable
dignity, and eternal grace for
the purposes of inspiration. I
know you’ll have a tough time
following company of 2013,
so I also leave some of my
swag to help you along. Max
Goodman, out.
I, Alexa Gregory, of
sound mind and body, hereby
leave Josie Daniel and Ciera
Cimpriani guitar jam sessions,
walks to Joe’s, and life
changing baptisms. To Katelin
Humphries I leave walks to
body, do hereby leave Walker
Powell my RLA clipboard;
Allie Anagnos the status of
being NCSSM’s token Greek;
Ryan Phillips my appreciation
for dressing with classic
style; Madeline Finnegan one
box of Downy dryer sheets
(stay Linty); “Baby” Chase
Hayhurst my Journey album.
Departure; Danny Oh the fun
of doing science labs with
someone you hardly know;
Ms. Moose, who’s love for
Greek cultine matches my
own, the Greek flag that’s hung
in my room for the past two
years and a CD of some of my
favorite rebetiko and laika.
I, Amy Guo, being of
sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Jungsu Hong a
first-stand position in orchestra
as my favorite derpfish. 1
leave my kohai Brooke Huang
undying admiration and good
luck for the college process
(you can do it!). I leave
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