the stentorian I ncssm
senior wills
may
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and Praruj, the confidence to
succeed as fantastic 1st Hunt
RLAs; to Chris, .thanks for
being a spectacular roommate
and even better friend, I
promise that 2,789 miles
isn’t far enough to separate
us forever; to Wolverine,
I leave memories of swim
season and Asiafest, as well
as my eternal gratitude for all
of your Mom’s Indian food;
to Andrew, I leave late night
rants about life and my thanks
for you sharing your food and
Netflix; to Annie Jo and Josie,
I leave Fun with Friends 2014,
and the many other adventures
we had together, even though
Italy wasn’t one of them :(; to
Kavi, procrastinating on Comp
Chem and Med Chem; to Kim,
Allison and Zack, memories
of our endless Miniterm
adventure; and to Madeline,
memories of struggling in
Multi, and the promise of
hanging out a lot next year
(and this summer!)
I, Elisabeth Parker, being
of hella mind and body, do
hereby bequeath the memories,
tears and love of junior year,
the power of the TriForce+1,
and YGS to Hannah, Layla,
and Jesse, my maze Five shorts
and a bottle of my tears to
Jackie, allegiance to Perturbia
to Tomi, every single all-hall
to Isabel, awful split sideline
cheers and years’ worth of
wheeeekends to my hardcore
SMUF core, Locopops dates
and everything blue that I own
to David, pink Legos and bus
keys to Zach, AP ■ chemistry
anxiety and my room key to
Gabster, the cat heart sticker
and peace offerings and aptSO
to Nathan, a new yearbook
program and iPod and phone
charger to Stephen, 352935
discs to Madeline, a crystal
ball and tarot cards to Gerri
(not that she needs them), and
the best team and the best hall
to the fantastic class of 2015.
Be sweet, kids!
I, Lamara Parnell, leave;
Kennedy and Charlie: I leave
you love. Nothing I could say
would be can express what
you mean to me. You’ve been
there for me when no one else
was. Long live the 4:02 squad.
Kennedy: 1 leave: The juice,
4:02, movie dates, blanket
forts, inverse spooning, broken
IPhones, my morning face.
Dr. Who, and the memories
of yogastics and chive. Trent:
I leave Sports Medicine,
with laughter, with you 1 was
always genuinely happy. 3
Charlie: The memory of 402,
Puerto Rico, Ambassadoring,
yogastics, and understanding
judgment-free talks. Peter: I
leave happiness, friendship,
hilarious valentines day cards,
and never being too old for
Lillo and Stitch. Shane: I leave
happiness, seeing you always
brightened my day. Miles:
trips to pelicans and heart-to-
hearts. Thomas: taking shots,'
and casual kind of awkward
encounters that end in a smile.
Eric: Questbridge, and the
ability to forever be fabulous.
Angie: I leave morning
face, and blunt honesty.
Jarod: The bond of a senior
sibling- Adrianne Mcdonald:
my sincerest apologies for
being such an awful NIA
sister, and hopes that you’ll
be better than I was. You’re
beautiful and amazing! NIA
girls: I leave sisterhood,
and the will to succeed.
I, Timothy Qi, being
of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave my juniors
everything I loved about
NCSSM. To Christina, I
leave failed trips to Pad Thai
and a mental gymnasium,
because emotionally, she is the
strongest person 1 know. To
Dina, I leave dance practices
and a wish that she get as much
sleep as possible, because she
deserves it for all her hard
work. To Aaron Sartin, I leave
the shambles of an E-Sports
club in full confidence that he
has the leadership to succeed
where 1 failed, and Ay aka
Kamiya even though that
was totally Irwin. To Auston,
I leave self-confidence and
academic success, in hopes
that he will accomplish his
life-long goal of getting into
a good college (and a healthy
dose of sass). To Michael I
leave advice, and invitations
to workshops which he better
accept. To Tucker, I leave
nothing but a passion for dance
because he needs nothing more
than himself to succeed; no one
should graduate next year not
knowing him as a great guy. To
Ryan, I leave my best wishes
for an enjoyable and successful
senior year, for there is no one
I see myself in more than him.
I, Sahana Raghu-
nathan, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby
leave Pranav Kemburu
philosophical talks, Satan,
success, mutual respect, family
outings and no life problems;
Aninda Manocha AlO/lOda,
unfinished late-night movies,
motivation to exercise, and
my love for Aneesha; Vinay
K$hir$agar SG, sibling
outings, and racist Mr. Uni
MC skits; Connie Chen The
Conjuring, pictures of your
nose, my right breast, and a
place under my bed at college;
Garima Tomar running, booty
blasting, a great senior year
and good decisions; 1st Royall
juniors my undying friendship,
and the legacy of the greatest
hall ever; Miranda Carnes and
Emily Foss the best room on
campus; Alyanna Rideman,
Amy Townsend, Chichi Zhu,
and Sierra Dunne, Matthew
Komberg (kronbrog?); Neeraj
Suresh confidence-with girls,
and the role of the coolest
Tamilian in tlie school jk;
Praruj Pant broken umbrellas,
terribly hilarious jokes, derpy
and/or sleeping pictures,
walks, ovals, a lack of hand-
eye coordination. Chubby’s,
pants, a sense of direction,
weird chlldhood/present-day
stories, baby pictures, good
taste in music, Vennu Mallesh,
useful pets, creeper status, an
extremely successful future,
bagels, lionesses and bear
cubs, and a part of my heart;
and to Howard Li, Praruj Pant.
The will of Marcus
Ramos-Pearson: To Nick
Kowalski, I leave with you the
pride of Puerto Rico and the 4th
East Roll out. To Jackie Hausle
(aka DJ GoldStar), I leave
with you the well-being of the
Unicom Radio Club. Keep it
^strong and help it grow to be
bigger and better Ms. President
and Shadow Queen. To Kayla
Bolin and Heather Malin, I
leave to the both of you Poet’s
Comer. I entmst y’all to find
more poets and help them grow
in the craft. Sabarish, keep up
the quality of 4th east like I did
using the ol’ Tre Dub style. To
John-John, my mentee, 1 hope
Nou make your Gentlemen’s
club for Aesthetic Living grow
and be well known like how I
made the URC. By the way, 1
-Jett a treasure for y’all to find .
. . Good luck finding it!
of this school; to Jacob
Sebastian I leave capitalism,
patriotism, lady liberty, and
my country, do her proud;
To Ethan-Cole Evans I leave
half lap “jogs”; to Tucker
Green I leave the Rice Purity
Test; to Ethan Harrell I leave
being ridiculously southern
all the time; to Graham Pash
I leave pretending to work
out while really just talking to
people in the weight room and
taking periodic water breaks;
to Michael Brown I leave
snapehattipg Shay; to Robert
Cooper I leave being amazing
at everything I’m bad at and
terrible at everything I’m good
at - keep up the good work; to
Graham, Michael, and Robert,
Hunter and I leave the Danger
Zone, Archer, and our little
friend Nancy the Gnome.
little friend Nancy the Gnome.
To Riley Reid I leave Hunt
Kitchen. Have fun but don’t
do stupid stuff.
I, Mitchell “Joshua”
“Twin” “Thing 1” “Thing 2”
“Oh Sorry I Can’t Tell Which
One You Are” RceS-JoiieS,
in sound mind and sound body,
do hqreby leave this school on
May 31. To Steven Tulevech
my Prefontaine poster and
some moldy apples for the
fridge, and a unicorn head;
Guy Blanc the Computer
Science Club; Walt Hambrick,
Thomas Andrews, and Daniel
Cantwell good fortune and
lack of injury in the XC
season; and to Logan Nixon
a boundless unquantifiable
amount of #sweg written in
ketchup on PFM plates. To
the cross country team, I leave
fond memories of quarry runs,
pickled cucumbers, tempos,
easy distance, late-night
ab sessions, the haka, and
exactly twelve 600m loops
of pain at West Point. I leave
a smooth dirt trail blanketed
with freshly fallen leaves,
crisp yet musty autumn air,
controlled footsteps, and the
gentle murmuring flow of the
river. I leave unearthly kicks
from three hundred yards
out, the Trial of Miles, and
the magnanimous eruption of
energy when we realized we
had won the thing. Thanks
guys, for everything.
I, Urvi Sinha, being of
sound mind and body, do
hereby leave: Pranav Kemburu
family outings and the
appearance of a single mom;
Aninda Manocha workouts,
booty slaps, and being a losah;
Garima Tomar group chats and
a new laptop; Judith Rivera
embryos; Connie Chen uno
and spades; Amanda Hsiao
sisterhood; Kali, Christina
and Kimberly my inability to
model; Praruj Pant Facebook
hacks, sibling outings, great
selfies, and my best friend;
and to Neeraj Suresh I leave
Buzzfeed quizzes, Vennglish,
California Pizza Kitchen, Holi,
“orange juice”, a washing
machine, my first slam dunk,
rap battles, ice skating, being
good at humanities, the month
of April (and March and May
too), two free cones, Mark
Roberts’ approval. Quiz Bowl,
all my sons, and all my love
too.
I. Harrison Craig
Rashley, being pf sound
mind and body, do hearby
lea\e the following: to Noah
Gavenus, I leave the running
Hunter Rideout - To Zoe
Sparks 1 leave my chem lab
writing skills and that stupid
urge to pull an all-nighter for
no reason. To Robert Cooper,
Michael Brown, and Graham
Pash, Harrison and I leave the
Danger Zone, Archer, and our
I, Hannah Sloan, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Ivette, Riley, and
Taylor the 2BL RLA legacy;
Brenna late-night talks,
flawless sarcasm, and your
own box at UNC next year;
Riley the last family strand
of Lane 4 and the ability to
sleep anytime, anywhere;
Komal, Maggie, and Ivette
the struggles of Wheeler;
Niles cookies and the promise
of delayed siblingship; Jina,
Aimee, and Jenny small
group encouragement; Jordan
and Taylor the beautiful 203;
and 2nd Beall the inexorable
weirdness that makes you
wonderful.
Alex Smith - To Miranda
Carnes 1 leave one super-sassy
Christmas number. To Abbie
Drake I leave to motivation to
keep up good dance technique.
To both of you I leave an overly-
emotional contemporary piece
in the Spring Show that makes
you miss your juniors as much
as I'm going to miss you. To
Kenzie West 1 leave all of my
cheerleading skills, including,
but not limited to my hulk
like strength and everlasting
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