the stentorian | ncssm
senior wills
may
2014 7
I, Mona Amin, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave the 2015 ACC
Officers a wonderful AsiaFest;
the soccer players with a
conference championship; the
dance marathon committee
with a fun-filled marathon
hopefully with the presence
of lovely miracle children;
the bhangra captains with
a nachle-mazing AsiaFest
performance; Michael Brown
with an amazing junior sister;
Noah Gavenus and Jared
London with ridiculous ab
workouts; Adithya Iyengar
and Dhru Patel with...what
the...; Aninda Manocha with
my alarm clock; Nina Sannes,
Brenna Loendorf, Emily
Poteat, and Bina Amin with a
great time being RLAs for the
best SLI ever; Hari Chitilla
with a wonderful senior year;
or kindness, but through fear
and intimidation; Adithya my
true love for Patrick the Star;
Aaron the ability to withstand
aimoying individuals; Kevin
the position of captain on
the IM soccer team and all
of the. toilet paper rolls that
are left in the storage closet;
Atif the Clipboard and RLA
checkboard; and all Third West
residents with the reminder
that if they ever need half of a
miracle, they know where they
can find it.
I, Lawrence Bacudio,
a senior living in Hunt 420,
being of sound mind, declare
and publish this to be my
Last Will and Testament. I do
hereby leave everything that
I own to the best junior on
my hall. I leave this decision
call shotgun on food runs. To
Anna Xu my RLA clip board.
To Zack Crawford the task
of being a wonderful senior
sibling like I hope I have been
for you. To my beautiful 4B
Juniors the best senior year
you can possibly dream of. To
my spring break crew I leave
swimming in freezing water
and taking selfies. To Emily
Hagstrom jam sessions and
organized closets. I leave to
David Cuppett Sunday card
nights, poke wars with Celia,
and random packs of Sour
Patch Kids. I’m so happy you
sat in front of me at Discovery.
Day and you will forever be
a part of me. And last but not
least, much love to all of you.
Mia Baxley - To the new
resident of Cl08, I leave you
Lisa Samal and Sunaina Patil
with my love and wishes for
the coming year; Erick Aguilar
with college acceptances, free
trips to ECU, and walks at
happy half; Garima Tomar with
my roommate, all that fiifii
stuff, a unlimited pass to hugs
with Bina, all the food in the
fridge Bina hides; and finally,
Bina Amin with everything
(including our ridiculously
messy room)...good luck with
all of the amazing clubs you
will be a part of next year.
You seriously amaze me with
everything you do. Keep me
proud boo.
I, Amir Adib Azihan,
being of relatively sound mind
and body, do hereby leave
Bailey my strict housekeeping
checking methods; Ronald
my late-night work sessions;
Dakota my Only Burger
receipts and Boss’ friendship;
Bret and Sabarish my hopes
for world domination; Jesus
with the ability to take well-
timed photographs; Vedant my
greatest work of art, the hall
nicknames document; Blake the
alpha dog position of the AAA
bro-temity; Nick and Amav
my roommate’s exceedingly
loud playlist; Zack and Connor
my suggestions for proper pest
removal; Philip with the hopes
of entertaining others with
self-deprecating humor; Quinn
my list of suggestions for story
time; Walker my absence in
the next school year; Fate
and Sope Room 304 and the
ability to lead, not by example
to be made by my 4th West
juniors. If this decision was
reached peacefully, I withdraw
the previous statements. I
do hereby leave Mensheng
Romano and Ryan Harradine
the 420. To the bros in my hall,
Samveg Desai many breaks,
sofa cushions, and potatoes;
Keshav Patel funny stories
about myself; Devin Howard
jokes about Samveg; Justin
Yang swole triceps, chest,
and biceps; Vinay Kshirsagar
the struggles of computer
science; Drew Boyette
NCSSM Badminton Club
and embargoes at Settlers of
Catan; Zane Fuller many cozy
hugs; Daniel Cantwell more
cozy hugs; Jacob Malkin, Jake
Einstein, Elijah Whitsett, Sayo
Eweje, Niles Moffat, and Jared
London League of Legends.
To those struggling NCSSM,
I do hereby leave Pranav
Kemburu a bible and heaven;
Stephanie Ding the struggles
of Immunology and Flappy
2048 during comp sci; Komal
Charania stories about Andrew
Lash, popsicles, and lollipops;
and Atif Mahmood Sage the
Gemini’s Gas Pedal.
I, Madison Batten, being
of not so sound mind and body,
do hereby leave Rachel White
room 419 to be kept clean and
pretty. To Ivette Fernandez
Diaz watch late night movies
while pausing for deep
conversations. To Nina Sannes
to be the Master of Sass and
procrastinating on homework.
To Jennifer York the right to
Erin a swim bus buddy;
Hunter a gmcfosho song and
insensitive train jokes; Sloan,
West, Abby, Ingrika, Hunter,
Katie, and Conor a faux red
hot chili peppers concert in
Wilmington; Rachel Yuan a
comforting first day at s’math;
Bina Amin a name that is not
Mona; Nina Sannes a JAM
PACKED schedule; Brenna
Loendorf a “Hi bestfriend!”
and no hugs; Stephanie,
Caroline, and Howard, a fight
to the death for Swimming
Princess (also from Julia and
Kevin); Sarah Daugherty a
power outage; and NCSSM a
beautiful two years.
I, John Bell, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby
leave Jake Bringewatt twenty-
two months of cohabitance,
eamaraderie, and Latin
American music, as well as a
pizza, Mallory Lowe two years
of friendship and studying
together, Laura Goodman
four years of cross country
and friendship, as well as a
year of physics woes, Mary
Van Buren love, memories,
and a year of our physics
labs, Ffunter Rideout many
late hours discussing physics
and life, Jenny Wang a triple
integral and a vector field,
Jimmy Brincefield a slice of
pizza and of Latin American
music, Bailey Blakenship and
the Zebraeoms CAD designs
of robot parts, the Physics
department at least forty-five
physics labs, and Dr. LoBuglio
a PID control systems lab for
his mechanical class.
a room full of my wonderful
memories of YouTube and
Netflix marathons. To Emily
Poteat and Cailee Ladd, I leave
you plenty of Markiplier videos
to watch in my absence and
hope of recruiting new fans. To
Grace Gordon, you will always
be my love. To Carly McKenna,
Timothy Smith, Henry Flint,
and Madison Hendrick, I
leave you leadership of the
Pokemon club, and I know
you’ll be awesome. To Steven
Weatherspoon, Betty Liu,
and the rest of the Creepy
Turkey Table, because there
are too many of you to count,
I leave you fond memories of
PFM and Happy Half fun. If
I left anyone out, remember
that you were awesome
and I will always love you.
I, Gabrielle Beaudry,
being of sound body and mind
do hereby leave Lucy Su a
messy room and foul smelling
laundry; Lucky a second home,
all the curse words, and Titan;
Margaret a place to hide the
DMQ cap and uncoordinated
wermz; Anna all the long boy
talks; Mona and Madden a
workout with Shaun T; Hannah,
Mona, Jennifer, and Shraddha
the journey of FreshSpire;
Mengmeng a crush on the bee
researcher; 2C juniors a build-
a-bear and a game with photos
under our pillows; Catherine
a brisk walk up a German
mountain; Jack spontaneous
trips downtown, a flattened
nickel, wine investigations,
and a prom ask from Harris;
Aliza Gersing, Luscious, the
unicorn, to protect you from
senior year; to Taylor Pittman,
my paper cranes to fly you to
new heights; to Izzy Lewis,
late night talks about writing
and galaxy magnets to mateh
your hair; to Margaret Bertoni,
a junior that will remind you
just how “old” you are; to
Cindy Chen and Rebecca
Shen, juniors that will remind
you that you can’t TTS first
trimester; to Jesus and Alex,
our random PFM lunches; to
Braxton, the GPS; to Vietoria
Bishop, Captain America;
to Heather Hudson, all the
softballs still lost in the woods;
to Tori, the book; to Qua’Daeja,
the soft-toss nets because
they love you more; to my
softball juniors, speed bumps
and nicknames; to 1E2E2D
juniors, my love and memory
of our year together; and to
the new Student Ambassadors,
early Saturday mornings,
group naps, and judgment of
your juniors. 3
I, Adam Beyer, being
of sound mind, body, and
some serious soul, hereby
bequeath the following: To
Kevin, my maternal love and
a newfound interest in the
Spanish language; To Atif, the
many important duties of being
Third West’s mother. Keep the
children in check; To Bailey,
the futon you have basically
claimed all year and fond
memories of a middle school
trip to San Diego; To Chichi,
the many struggles of InDesign
to haunt your existence;
To Amy and Sierra, creepy
dancing to accordion music
and yeah, just bad dancing
in general; To Katherine and
Caroline, a conga line with
some astronauts and Twitter
battles; To Erick, a long-
awaited trip to Francesca’s,
and, so that you always know
what you’re fighting for, the
essence of Janelle Monae; To
the new Student Government
Secretary, a treasure-trove of
Google Drive Documents and
super-fast typing skills; To the
new captains of Quiz Bowl,
Science Bowl’s buzzers and
stunningly beautiful Brain
Game smiles; and finally, to
next year’s Stentorian Editors,
the reminder that Beyoncd will
always get you through (and a
dangling preposition).
I, Ann Bingham, do
hereby leave the following:
to Connor Black and Tucker
Green, junior siblings that you
can embarrass as long as it is
done with love and food; to
1, Zach Bradshaw, being
of large body and somewhat
sound mind do bequeath the
following items: To Thomas
Andrews my Unicom Poster
that has been on hall since
before your brother was, to
Alex Suggs the space helmet
I found because of your need
to wear a helmet most days,
to Noah Johnson the cleanest
room on campus , to Casey
D’Amato my Harry Potter
Collectors Poster due to our
common interest in Starkid
and Harry Potter, to Henry
Soewardiman the Gaga ball
to return it to the family. To
all three 3rdEast RLA I leave
Elliot the worst Roomba
ever, to Ryan Ma I leave my
Hurricanes Sign as the only
other hockey fan on hall, to
Andrew Gavin my never
changing spot in Zone Defense,
to Chris Duran a token “just in
case” xoxo , to Shane Steele-
Perdue my sincerest apologies
for your upcoming role, and to
all my Juniors on hall I wish
you the best of luck in the
upcoming year.
I, Annie Jo Buchanan,
being of sound mind and
body, leave to Charlie missed
calls, to Alyanna the glory of
ukuleles and late night talks,
to ChiChi I leave egg-rolling,
to Amy I leave my Unichords
legacy, and to Tucker my music
legacy and LDR (you are the
boy version of me, but better).
To Kennedy I leave squealing
with Charlie, to Garima I leave
“Aztec blue,” to Sierra I leave
Ezra Koenig, to Sam I leave
child-sized feet, and to Tyler
I leave math struggles and
expert shopping trips. Thank
you all for being so wonderful
and so special.
I, Evan Brooks, in flawless
grandeur leave: Addie Jackson
and Andria Boone all the WC
love; Lindsey Helms muchos
errores en Espaftol; Grace Guo
all the random walks down
Ninth Street and late night
Facebook rant sessions; Steven
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