June 2015
Senior Wills
The Stentorian | NCSSM
Donaldson and laminated level
9 life; to Deanyone Su, Matt
Seong, Seth Yook, and Jennifer
Lin, the reeruiting, studio
hours, stage performances,
dance passion, and everything
in between in continuing
legacy of the club so dear to
me. May you all receive baby
Junes as cute and amazing as
you are, and one day reach the
light at the end of the tunnel
that is TTS. I have signed this
will on the 2nd day of May,
2015.
I, Jiyu Cheong, being
of sound mind and body, do
were passed down to me by
Rachel Dango, Kevin Jarman
and Jordan Wells my constant
singing,-MaryGrace Larsen my
title as fashionista, Ben Fawcett
my love of white chocolate
and walks to the nature trail,
Hannah Callahan my advice
sessions and enthusiasm
for hall competitions (win
Operation Toy Drop!),
Mackenzie Harrison lots of
hiiggles, and Gaby Hall all my
love.
Siobhan Daly - To my
junior class; I’m sorry I didn’t
get as much time with you as
changing after practice, my
love for swimming, and the
complaining that comes with
it. To Monica, motivation to get
through swim practice/physics
labs, and the biggest hug you
can imagine. To my dearest
Jbro, dozens of frozen waffles
for you to throw at people,
baby mouse, sushi, a PAM
eliminator, and the love of a
big sister. To jess, an awkward
first encounter at Welcome day,
JC, and happiness, because it is
a virtue well worth the pursuit.
To suhas, I leave quack, the,
moon, and a lifetime of better
quantifiers (I’m having a hard
time with this, but thankfully I
Duke East and all the joys and
Paynes that come with it.
I Parker Ellwanger
of borderline sound mind
and body leave to you
Dasha Callender all kitchen
appliances and being a realist
not a reckless. To Kevin 1
leave dingles and milk. To
the basketball team I leave
grey sweat suits and all the
ignorance that comes with it.
I, Ethan-Cole Evans,
being of sound mind and
body, do hereby leave Kelli
hereby leave Sarah Yuan tell
the truth Thursdays, online
shopping, and junk food; E.C.
Railey the beautiful room of
401 and a bunch of awesome
juniors just like you; Steve
Park Korean meat, trips to
LTNC, and a junior sibling who
is just as sweet and cool as you;
Monica Mehareb homework
sessions and fashion shows;
Lori Babb J.Crew love and
DECA fun; Jodie Chan lots of
love; Natalie Sherman-Jollis
a kick-butt senior year; and
Katherine Li a junior who is
shorter than you and fun times
at ICDC.
1, Tessa Coughtrey,
leave Joes dates to Annabel le
Holman, doing everything to
get out to Samed Delic, and
E209 to Rowan Jaynes and
Emma Bartlett. I also leave
making Edenton proud to
Emma Railey, Lindsey Bunch,
and Caroline Boyce.
I, Alia K. Dahlan, being
of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave Elizabeth
Williams and Sarah Stephens
the NCSSM Winter Guard
(take care of my baby and keep
it going for years to come).
I leave Lauren Emer and
Aviana Spruill Ground Royall
AirBand, Maggie O’Daniel
“what is the deeper meaning of
this?” at story time, Karishma
Desai the wooden props that
I should have. Please, if you
have a speck of compassion,
do not let what I started die out.
Do not stop until this school is
a better place. Do not stop until
the world is a better place. I’ll
be right there with you.-
I, Priya Desai, being of
sound body and mind, do
hereby leave Abbie Drake
adventures in Spain and
Portugal, and the creation
of cha and dry cha; Adithya
Iyengar memories of dancing
with two left feet, coffee runs,
and not being real friends; my
GRL junebugs memories of
scaring each other. Just Dance,
all of the great stories that were
told in the lounge, and the
track team; and Kelly Kimble
memories of mother-daughter
bonding.
I, Stephanie Ding, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave Tanas Gangadhar
talks over PFM and the laughter
that overwhelms me every
time I’m with you. To Stebah,
a certain finger and a slap. To
Vishal and Seth, the title of “the
players.” To Sarah, Coachella
tickets and an Anthro shopping
spree. To Cole, I leave a hug.
To Jack, a “tell me about
yourself,” and an unfortunate
B final. To Trey, trips to
the biker bar and Chinese
buffet. To Shreya, Mary, and
Claudia, I leave hoptes of faster
have a while to figure it out).
I, Seyram Dodor, being
of sound mind and body,
do hereby leave stunting on
these mediocres to Lindsey
Bunch, Aviana Spruill, and
Kailyn Price. 1 leave late night
laughs and random convos
to Karishma Desai, Aviana
Spruill, and Kailyn Price. I
leave Frank Kenny random
sing-a-longs of my neck & my
back. To MaryGrace, I leave
random dance offs with new
juniors and throwing shade to
T1 Babatunde. To Seth Yook I
leave being the best son ever
and excelling at everything
you do. To Cierra Hinton, I
leave the legendary memories
of our great shade throwing
fests 3. I also leave some
common sense to my junior
brother Dasha Callender.
Samed Delic, you have the
responsibility of continuing
spreading the BB400 spirit
and curriculum. To Ground
Royall, I leave nights of
laughters and fun (we are uni
queens after all lol). Finally, I
leave squad outings, hilarious
convos, Beyonce sessions,
and obsessing over Morehouse
boys to my lovely best fnends,
Aviana and Kailyn.
Abbie Drake and Riley
Reid leave to Ruth Alexander
and Rebecca Alderson a
thousand more laps around
Sudol and Jordan Greenert
wisdom, bravery, diligence
and luck; Sarah Morrow
as Track Captain; Risper
Ochieng friendship and
Track Co-Captain; Jessica
Yao muscle rolling, and Seth
Hollandsworth kindness.
We, Emily Foss and
Miranda Carnes,
being of mediocre minds and
lusciousness, do hereby leave
Erica Mullis 10:30 check
hugs; Annabelle Holman
uncomfortable shower
conversations and singing;
Adam Schmidt the glorious
nickname of ADDAM and our
eternal love; Laydon Hutchins
and Alayna Speer the legacy of
the chemistry squad; and Julia
Huesa the Royail Rd. sign and
the sole rights to the 110; and
Julia Huesa and Annabelle
Holman the legacy of the best
friend hall mate tradition.
I, Jackie Hausle, being
of sound-ish mind and body,
do hereby leave long hugs
and apparently fear to Jodie; a
not-so-unironic love of Shrek
(and wholly unironic love of
Shrek 2) to Anna Serenius;
A supreme hope that the next
AHS season will be better,
and bad indie music to Anna
Scotton; bad and sometimes
repetitive puns (and even
worse memes) to Laasya;
overly forceful and poorly
aimed flicks to every junior
on SMUG if you let me drop
by some time next year; round
14 of zombies and eternal
gratitude for everything you
do to Vanessa; the Sheep game
to anyone dumb enough to
want it (looking at you Maison
and Cat); and to Macklemore,
Macaroon, little mountain man,
my tiny child, I leave a place to
come on extendeds if Rocky
Mount is too unappealing,
a lifetime of bad paternal
advice (aka dad jokes), and
the acknowledgement that yes,
you are only an inch shorter
and 4 months younger than me.
I, Nolan Hopkins, being
of sound mind and body, do
herein leave lots of happiness
and cuteness to Gaby Hall;
Lane 1 to Xavier Boudreau,
Richard Lang, and Steve
Park; several gallons of milk
to Kevin Larson; extra sass
to Samed Delic; a buzzcut to
Chandler Martin; a big cup
to Cody Naccarato; the word
“No” to Hannah Callahan,
Cami Hastings, Marygrace
Larsen, Lauren Emer, Cami
Hastings, Maggie O’Daniel,
and Emily Adcock; and
smashed pomegranates and
gold spray-paint to Gala
Taylor.
I, Jessie Huang, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave the beloved
positions of ACC officers
and defenders of the legend
of the dragon to Katherine
Li, Seth Yook, Alisa Cui, and
Tanas Gangadhar; a thank-
you for many an afternoon of
tolerating (I mean, inspiring)
kids and a secret admiration
of their dynamic duo-ness
to Murali Saravanan and
Michael Koceja; well wishes
for senior year and promises
of 9th Street dates to Annie
Xie; exclamations of ’’What
a nice girl!”, spastic hugs,
and a mutual friend crush to
Tejal Patwardhan; random,
but always cheery and forever
welcomed, room visits and
fun with JAX to Shreya Patel;
embarrassing food-picture-
taking sessions, drenehing
Harris Teeter runs, and a
surprisingly close sibling
relationship to Justin Zhang;
boxes of frozen dinners
and hot pockets, a schedule
filled with elasses together,
and unspoken apologies to
Irena Huang; boundless love
and support that can stretch
across 2,791 miles to Evan
Liang; and finally, reminders
that they are beautiful human
beings deserving of the best
and capable of eveiything to
the friends that I have had the
honor of knowing and loving
for these past two years.
I, Adam G. Hudson,
hereby will to my roommate.
Max Schlenker, an extensive
vocabulary of drag queen lingo,
including, but not limited to:
sashay shantay, your makeup
is terrible, finish it off with a
little more garbage, yes Gawd,
and bring back my girls. I also
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