May 2017
SENIOR WILLS
The Stentorian I NCSSM
sweat tea; William Elder the
dankest of menies; Raj, James,
and Kobe 2nd east (it’s in good
hands); and Felice a pinch on
the cheek from his mother,
xoxo, sweaty
I, Jennifer Fang, the one
and only JFang, probably not of
sound and mind, hereby leave
Rovic to taking over the Kpop
industry, Selena to handing
out optimism and sun shine,
Lu Cao to keeping fashion
standards high, Michael Lee to
continuing the Lee/Li legacy,
Kevin Jin to being almost like
a real brother. Scout to steal-
shimasu, Stephanie to taking
over *cough* I mean, taking
care of the school, Janie to
being the most extra, Gayeon
to having hella good food
all the time, Willa to being
a JFang fan (thanks), and
Sophia to always eating those
healthy veggies. Lastly, I leave
all my high school memories
to WuTang, who has, been
with me through everything.
Thanks.
I, Abbott Gaddy, being of
unsound mind and nonexistent
soul do hereby leave Riley, Nia,
and Alyssa my job, the best and
worst thing you’ll do all year.
To “Liz” and Molly, I leave
benchwarming, exceedingly
dirty jokes, stalking, being
shooketh, my horrid advice,
and my encouragement. To
Billy, I leave Amy and her wild
adventures, terrible research
decisions, and hopefully a
successful legacy. To Margaret,
I leave all the tea in the world,
late nights, and a sammitch. To
Kathryn, I leave my heart - but
also Gilmore Girls, 5 o’clock
dinner, Rob Andrews, Tutti
Frutti, Katie, hall activities, and
everything that is good in this
world. To The Binches, I leave
Wine Mom Wednesday, bio
pond lounging, Shrecccque,
excessive pettiness, and all that
is Too Much. To all the First
Beall juniors, I leave my love
and a thousand apologies for
terrible advice, questionable
jokes, and frankly, who I am
as a person. To everyone on
this list and everyone I’ve
accidently left off of it, I leave
my unconditional love and
support and the ability to call/
texl/messenger pigeon me any
time of any day. 1 ask that you
remember me by living life to
its most extra.
After I pass into the Smath
afterlife, I, Hannah
Gahagan, do hearby leave
Jennifer Jacober the spirit of
Chad, constant screaming and
crying, and llama love; Vivian
Kirby the tickets to Hamilton
(that I do not have) and a trip
across the ocean to find the
heart of Te Fiti; Raechel Zeller
the pizza that we dropped
on the floor of first kitchen;
Hannah McGrath my sperries;
Alivia Kliesen specially
shaped Italian pasta; Abby
Fancher, I leave you Bannah
Cahagan, the legacy of 117,
and all the spuds you can
imagine; Claire Liu the gift
I still haven’t gotten you for
your birthday; Adam Turner
a bunch of Mapleview Milk;
Jessica Buchanan the HI crab
for the fish tank #RIPSushi;
Caroline Carpenter the honor
of being the Blue to my Alpha;
Mallorie Dufour all the dogs
in the world, Shorky, left-side
of the hyperextended futon,
and my heart; Emily Spero
Deng TA and all the fun with
it; Tina Alperi all the birds in
the ceiling; JaxLab a bunch of
BTBR strained mice; and to
NCSSM I leave my sleep.
Nikhil Gavini - To
Aayush, 1 leave the aux cord.
Use it well man. Joe, I’m
leaving you the opportunity to
go on adventures, no matter
where they take you homie.
Wes, I’m leaving you the hype
and spirit that you know how to
make the most out of. Be loud,
have fun, and be ignorant. To
Nikhar, I’m leaving you the
aesthetic of being the Rohan
look-a-like. Let me know if
there’s one next year. Tyler,
I’m leaving you the big spoon,
make good use of it. Jalen,
oh Jalen, I’m leaving you the
gatorade bottle from this past
year on 4th West in the hope
that you’ll be able to top what
Nolan and I did and make
the most of your senior year.
Elizabeth, I’m glad to have
taken you out to Taco Bell for
the first time in your life, so 1
want to leave you the love to
Taco Bell, keep the tradition
going strong!
I, Mukil Guruparan,
leave the following to the class
of 2018. 1 leave upline cuts,
sprained ankles, and jamming
it up the force side to SMUF.
I leave SMUF to Wesley, Bob,
Michael Z, and Ellen. Treat it
well. I leave senior siblingship
and frisbee talks to Ellen Yu. I
leave sick bhangra choreogra
phy to Sindhu, Meghana, and
Keshav J. Good luck, you’ll
need it. 1 leave the spirit of
Room 420 to Akshay and
Andy. 1 leave IMs to all the ju
niors of 4W. Thank you.
I, Sophie Holmes, being
of sound mind and body, do
hereby leave To Josie Cooper
my garden. In it grows
vegetables to nourish you.
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