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924 NOVEMBER 1, 1024 THE LEXHIPEP PAGE FIVE '-— ■'S TIME TU LAP “BEX-O-IJGHTS'’ Mother—“Willie if you put this piece of wedding: cake under your pil low, what you dream will come true” Willie—“Why can't I eat the cake Tnd put the pillow over my stomach’’ * * 4> Miss Owens—If one man can build a house in twelve days, six men can »>uild it in two days." Clifton -“Then if one ship crosses the ocean in six days, six ships can cross it in one day.” * * * Fred—“i can spell bum with two letters.” Robert—"Let me hear you.” h red—“B-m, Bum.” Robert—“That don’t spell bum.” Fred—“Oh, I forgot and left you out.” ♦ * 4t Holland Webster—“What would you ink of a fellow who went horse back riding and rode all night.” itlr. Allen—“i should .say he was crazy, who did such a thing?” Holland—“Paul Revere.” * ♦ ♦ Becturer—“What have any of you one to save our timber?" Sam Eanes—“I shot a woodpecker once." 41 « 4> Mr. Estes—“Olen Finch, what is a cynic ?" Crlen—"A cynic is something to 'vash dishes in." * * * Nona Why couldn’t Nat elope with Helen yesterday?” Loui.se—Her father was too sick to bblve them to the station.” * * * In .some parts of Kan.sas fireflies se 1 ’’bight that laws have been pas- ^ *'ciuiring: them to have dim mers. * « « for ^^’btnping out with husband doe, fu, "■^'^''■-end)—George—“What s bottle of whiskey mean?” ‘houghrir bW ’enr. I was em. l>e useful, when it ’ to stick the candles in.” ■'’'•m*'wa.rn ‘r ’b find that his nut'o wrecr'’x-^"‘"' Worry ^ow all he has to ^Draining '”e”hood of love .scenes " movie this:—Hreek rule of diet was ’’bbd and it •'’’’bb’l take little should take n People lean." food and it should Don’t step on the grass! * * * Gosh! Wasn’t Berrier running? * * * Don’t, we miss the teacher.? escorts this year? * * * “Will some one get me some frog eggs?” * « * The foot ball team makes many a boy who goes out to make it. • * * Don’t jump at the chairs in the chapel; they aren’t numberid. * * * Mount Airy came over and we clim bed to the summit. * • * If you h.avn’t seen Cap’n Buck per form you have missed half your life. * * * L. H. S. is a regular jewelry store, it has its Pearls, Jewels, Corals, Carls and Rubbles. • « • Gene Young has gone “nuts” again. • • * Most of the freshmen tlimk DEX- HIPEP is a patient medicine. • • • Golly, what was that spont.aneous combustion in ^Ir. Hunt’s room? • * * Some of the freshmen think as- perin t.ablets are made to write on. • » » Sam tinier said, ”Ph?/siclogy is soap making.” * » • Eugene Young said “Success was a failure with me.” * • * John Xewsom is an artist, he draws flies. • • * The hat stores are doing a rushing husine.ss since the football hoys got their names in the local p.iper. * * * Three cheers for Jlr. Cowles; he’s at every foot ball game. « * • Thanks for the holiday; it came in useful. • * • Some students sit and think, others just sit. To Some of the Students and a Few Of Tj. H. S. Teachers The editorial staff appreciates your help on the Lexhipep immensely, but please put it in practice form; we cannot use it in oral criticism. Yours for success, THE STAFF. W.\Y B.VCK IX 1890. The world’s most famous automo bile manufacturer was working jn a bicycle shop. A millionaire hotel owner tvas hop ping bells. America’s steel king was stoking a blast furnace. An international banker was firing a locomotive. A president of the United States was running a printing j)ress. A great merchant was carrying a pack on his back. A railroad president was pounding a telegraph key. There’s always room at the top— where will you be in 1956? ‘—^Selected. .S’I'UDY. The time has come. When nothing can he don'e. Without study. Even Mister Cowle.s, IVhen nearing the “i’olls,” Has to study. Mister Allen’s creed, “Do a good deed,’’ Takes study. In this world of sorrow. No lessons to-morrow. Without study. When at last. The year lias ])ast, “You ought to fail’’ M'ithout study. Kissing .a tall girl standing up will cure flat feet. DRINK IN BOTTLES
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