924 NOVEMBER 1, 1024
THE LEXHIPEP
PAGE FIVE
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TIME TU LAP
“BEX-O-IJGHTS'’
Mother—“Willie if you put this
piece of wedding: cake under your pil
low, what you dream will come true”
Willie—“Why can't I eat the cake
Tnd put the pillow over my stomach’’
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Miss Owens—If one man can build
a house in twelve days, six men can
»>uild it in two days."
Clifton -“Then if one ship crosses
the ocean in six days, six ships can
cross it in one day.”
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Fred—“i can spell bum with two
letters.”
Robert—"Let me hear you.”
h red—“B-m, Bum.”
Robert—“That don’t spell bum.”
Fred—“Oh, I forgot and left you
out.”
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Holland Webster—“What would you
ink of a fellow who went horse
back riding and rode all night.”
itlr. Allen—“i should .say he was
crazy, who did such a thing?”
Holland—“Paul Revere.”
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Becturer—“What have any of you
one to save our timber?"
Sam Eanes—“I shot a woodpecker
once."
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Mr. Estes—“Olen Finch, what is a
cynic ?"
Crlen—"A cynic is something to
'vash dishes in."
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Nona Why couldn’t Nat elope with
Helen yesterday?”
Loui.se—Her father was too sick to
bblve them to the station.”
* * *
In .some parts of Kan.sas fireflies
se 1 ’’bight that laws have been pas-
^ *'ciuiring: them to have dim mers.
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for ^^’btnping out with husband
doe, fu, "■^'^''■-end)—George—“What
s bottle of whiskey mean?”
‘houghrir bW ’enr. I
was em. l>e useful, when it
’ to stick the candles in.”
■'’'•m*'wa.rn ‘r ’b find that his
nut'o wrecr'’x-^"‘"'
Worry ^ow all he has to
^Draining '”e”hood of
love .scenes " movie
this:—Hreek rule of diet was
’’bbd and it •'’’’bb’l take little
should take n People
lean." food and it should
Don’t step on the grass!
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Gosh! Wasn’t Berrier running?
* * *
Don’t, we miss the teacher.? escorts
this year?
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“Will some one get me some frog
eggs?”
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The foot ball team makes many a
boy who goes out to make it.
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Don’t jump at the chairs in the
chapel; they aren’t numberid.
* * *
Mount Airy came over and we clim
bed to the summit.
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If you h.avn’t seen Cap’n Buck per
form you have missed half your life.
* * *
L. H. S. is a regular jewelry store,
it has its Pearls, Jewels, Corals, Carls
and Rubbles.
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Gene Young has gone “nuts” again.
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Most of the freshmen tlimk DEX-
HIPEP is a patient medicine.
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Golly, what was that spont.aneous
combustion in ^Ir. Hunt’s room?
• * *
Some of the freshmen think as-
perin t.ablets are made to write on.
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Sam tinier said, ”Ph?/siclogy is
soap making.”
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Eugene Young said “Success was a
failure with me.”
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John Xewsom is an artist, he draws
flies.
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The hat stores are doing a rushing
husine.ss since the football hoys got
their names in the local p.iper.
* * *
Three cheers for Jlr. Cowles; he’s
at every foot ball game.
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Thanks for the holiday; it came in
useful.
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Some students sit and think, others
just sit.
To Some of the Students and a Few
Of Tj. H. S. Teachers
The editorial staff appreciates your
help on the Lexhipep immensely, but
please put it in practice form; we
cannot use it in oral criticism.
Yours for success,
THE STAFF.
W.\Y B.VCK IX 1890.
The world’s most famous automo
bile manufacturer was working jn a
bicycle shop.
A millionaire hotel owner tvas hop
ping bells.
America’s steel king was stoking
a blast furnace.
An international banker was firing
a locomotive.
A president of the United States
was running a printing j)ress.
A great merchant was carrying a
pack on his back.
A railroad president was pounding
a telegraph key.
There’s always room at the top—
where will you be in 1956?
‘—^Selected.
.S’I'UDY.
The time has come.
When nothing can he don'e.
Without study.
Even Mister Cowle.s,
IVhen nearing the “i’olls,”
Has to study.
Mister Allen’s creed,
“Do a good deed,’’
Takes study.
In this world of sorrow.
No lessons to-morrow.
Without study.
When at last.
The year lias ])ast,
“You ought to fail’’
M'ithout study.
Kissing .a tall girl standing up will
cure flat feet.
DRINK
IN BOTTLES