Newspapers / Lexington High School Student … / Nov. 15, 1924, edition 1 / Page 5
Part of Lexington High School Student Newspaper / About this page
This page has errors
The date, title, or page description is wrong
This page has harmful content
This page contains sensitive or offensive material
924 f^OVEMBER 15, 1924. THE LEXHIPEP PAGE FIVE TIME TU LAP Tourist—“Am I on the right road hito.jto Lake?” ght.j Oloyd—“No, you ain’t.” Tourist—“Then that other fellow [lied to me.” Cloyd—“Maybe not, strang-ei. May- our i etry, he I have.’ mor., „ warn—^taking long journey— “Is levor Neyjr York the next stop?” Porter—“Yes sah—Brush you off?” OSes,, Ham “No thanks; I’ll get off my- (self.” get. ” • * * “"S®* Ch.arlie—“How’s the ridmg school " going. Professor?” Professor—“Uotten! Pupils falling miS'-off every day.” * « 4> ey. Mildred—“Look, daddy, I pulled ami‘the.corn italic right up all by myself” Baddy—“My, but you are strong.” right Mildred—“I guess I am, because the whole world had hold of the other end )rizC' of it.” iiindS * • * Clyde “Don’t tell anyone, you you. might want to sell him some day.” W * 4c kind* Wiilie Veigh “I love cheerfulness. , to I admire anyone who sings at his work.” Virgini.a—“My, how you must love a mosquito!” work out out kcU' John—serving soup—“Looks like rain, sir.” Guest—with scorn — “Yes, and tastes like dishwater.” * 4c * Uliss ilartin—“Sarah Fram-os, your conduct is outrageous. I w.;il h.ave consult your father.” Sarah Prances—“Better net—it will cost you two dollars—he’s a doctor.” >t * lit Nurse—“Why, Mary Lil, why didn’t you give your lutie sister a piece of your apple?” Mary Dn—*.j jr.;ive her Di,e seeds— she can plant them, and have a w'hole orch.ard full.” * 4> 4c ^rs. Jones-—“Conductor, please stop 'he train, I dropped my --vig out of the Window.” Conductor— “Never mind lady; there is a switch just this fide of the oext .station.” May—se*ated in park—“Oh, Paul, we’d better be going. I’m sure I felt a drop of rain.” Paul—“Nonsence, May; we are un der a weeping willow.” * * * Jimmy—“Frank boasts tha; no liv ing man could forge his riame to a check successfully and get it cashed.” Claude—“Has he got such a pecu liar signature?” Jimmy—“No, but he hasn’t got any money in the bank.” * * * I4am—out in country— “Wonder what that man is rolling that field for” Wood—out in country a’sf,—“May be he’s going to grow rolled oats.” • ♦ * AVillie—“Why do they always color lemonade red at a circus?’" Clyde—“They Wave to distinguish it from water some Way.” * * * Jack—“Yo’ done said yo’ could beat me.” Rastus—“Umhum, I sho’ did; want to see me demonstrate?” Jack—“No, I’s jus’ gathering sta tistics.” « * • Nat—“I hear Doc was kicked off the squad.” Ham—“How so?” Nat—“He was told to tackle the dummy and he tackled the coach in stead.” • • * Mr. Stoke.s—explaining .algebra ex ample—“Now watch the board c.are- fully while I go through i... ’ liEX-O-LIGIlTS. (Annie Thomason) Louise Thompson is an artist—she p.aints. * * * Mr. Estes says chlorophyll is green particles; the Frenchman class must be made uji of chlorophyll. * * * “Silent” study in library means talk as much ns you please. * * * Burlington came over and staged a burle.sque (Burlington less). • • • Mrs. E.stes must think there are plenty of “blockheads” in school. * • * Gosh, what kind of a political ex- idosion was that in Mrs. Estes’ room. Don’t know your neighbor’s Lex- hipep—subscribe yourself. *1* « « You still have a little liberty— you may come to school any time from 8:45 to 8:55 A. M. * « 4i Never count your true and false grades. 4> 4> 4 Junior representation in Literary Society is like the boy’s yelling at football—it is lacking. « 4> 4i Hitch your wagon to a star—per haps it will pull your grade up. • If you missed the Salisbury game, your school spirit is lacking. “Gosh! What good material for Barnum,” said James to Edwin. CORDUROY SPORT | PANTS I The popular new leader for ^ Fall and Winter, wide hot- tom—wide weave. ^{5 London Blue Wales Gray Collegiate Tan $5.50 ^ NUNN-BUSH Oxfords p “Ankle Fashioned Curry, Trexler and Raker «6{ei^e{e:e;see!^9je!ae:e:a€e$!e{e{9}eK i Woodruff’s Shoe “0 Store SHOES and HOSIERY o> ^ i ;ef8!8{e}seeiei6i9i6{9}eie{ei#}eia!S}eis{e{ei-| »> I Phone 312 Dr. Smith Bldg Standard Cleaning Wks The Best Cleaning and Pressing Ru.ssell Davis, I’roprietor ti> DRINK IN BOTTLES
Lexington High School Student Newspaper
Standardized title groups preceding, succeeding, and alternate titles together.
Nov. 15, 1924, edition 1
5
Click "Submit" to request a review of this page. NCDHC staff will check .
0 / 75