FEBRUARY 6. 1925
THE LEXHIPEP
PAGE FIVE
Time Tu Lap
Hazel—“So you’ve given up the
Idea of taking singing lessons?’’
Roscoe—“I found out it would take
me three months to sing as well as I
thought I sang already.”
• • •
Cloyd—^“What! Two dollars for a
seat to see this, ‘Hero of Dead Gulch’
show?”
Box Office man—■“Yes, sir. that the
price.”
Cloyd—“Well young man. all I can
say is that all stage robbers are not
operating in the West.”
* • •
Dave—“You know, I’ve dreamed
twice lately that I have been at work,
and If it happens again I shall buy a
dream book to see if it means any
thing!”
* • «
Astronomer—( “Nothing h:is ever
been found on Venus.”
Artist—“No, nothing”— Harvard
Tampoon.”
Miss Cloud—i“Pat, tell me what you
know about the Caucasian Race.”
B^t—“I wasn’t there; I went to the
baseball game.”
* • *
Mr. W. Moffitt—“Why won’t you be
engaged to me?”
Miss Ware—“Now, Will, the silly
season hasn’t gotten in full swing yet”
* « •
Mr.Stokes—“Who’s there'i”'
Burgular— “Lie still and keep
quiet; I’m looking for money.”
Mr. Stokes—“Wait, and I’ll get up
and look with you.”
* * •
Bob—“What are you playing now,
Miss Greenfield?”
Miss Greenfield—Bethoven’s Ninth
Symphony!”
Bob—“What! Have I missed the
other eight?”
• • *
Grace—“She I3 simply crazy over
Edgar Allen Poe.”
Florence—“And he won’t have a
thing to do with her?”
* * «
Judge—v“You have been guilty of
stealing chickens. Which do you want
ten days or ten dollars?”
Ham—“I’ll take the money.”
Louise—“Helen got that dress for
half price at a sale.”
Nona—“Well, after all it’s only half
a dress.”
• • •
Lyda Lee—“Are you a mind read
er?”
T. J.—“Yes.”
Lyda Lee—“Can you read my mind”
L. J.—“Yes.”
Lyda Lpe—“Well, why don’t you
go there?”
• • •
Charlie—.“A dog will never go mad
if you give him plenty to drink.”
Kenneth—“That’s nothing; a lot of
men wouldn’t either.”
• * •
Joe—(“Excuse me, Nat, but could
you oblige me with a match?”
Nat—“Yes, but I’ll be lighting my
own pipe in five minutes, if you can
wait that long.’’
THE END OP OUR SENIOR YEAR
(The End of a Perfect Day)
When we come to the end of our sen
ior year.
And we sit all alone in our room;
While the old school-bell rings loud
and clear.
It reminds us of joys and gloom.
Well this is the end of our senior
year.
Near the end of our worries, too;
For then we’ll be gay, the livelong,
day.
With all that is good and true.
Now we come to the end of our sen
ior year.
And we think of the coming day;
There are tears in our eyes a,s we say
good-bye.
And we wish we could always say;
Well this is the end of our senior
year.
Near the end of our worries too.
For then we’ll be gay, the live long
day.
With ail that is good and true.
DRINK
IN BOTTLES
Lex-O-Lights
We see now where Dick Walser
gets his figures for his geometry
pasters—Just look at his socks.
Mr. Estes said he was going
make a rough spark.
to
Mr. Hunt said Elizabeth ran all
throughout the story. Where was she
going?
You don’t put ether in a car be
cause it might put it to sleep.
Talk has already begun of the final
examination in June. Why must we
begin to cross our bridges so long be
fore we get to them?
The Seniors would be very glad to
get rid of all Geometry books, com
passes and protractors—They hope
they are not going to use them any
more.
Mr. Hunt would like to have some
one to ask English questions after
Margaret and Stephanie have miss
ed them.
We wouldn’t be surprised to see
part of the building di.sappear some
day—at the rate thi.ags are disappear
ing now. '
An “Auburn” Society has been
formed but the members are afraid
they won’t be able to live up to the
motto.
The Triangular debate seem to be
almost a triangle in the High School
—if more students lon’t go out.
Although we pity anyone who fail
ed on exams, the rest of the high
school appreciated the fact that
some of the Seniors had to take their
examination over.
What was wrong with
horn ?
the fire
PEACE
The battle between the Juniors and
Seniors .seems to have subsided and
peace is restored once more.
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