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^ ■ ?: m I I MARCH e, 1925. THE LEXHIPEP pa6e five Time-Tu-Laf why are a sign Miss Burgiss—“Gilbert, you late?” Gilbert—"On account of a sign back yonder.” Miss Burgiss—“What has to do with your being late’” Gilbert-“Well. it said, ‘school ahead, go slow.’ ” Barber—“Do you want a hair cut?” Gene—“No, I want them all cut.” Barber—"Any special way, sir?” Gene—“Yes, off.” Dr. Vestal rushed out of his study in a state of great excitement. “Get my bag at once,” he shouted. “Why, what is the matter,” In quired Mrs. Vestal. “Some fellow has just telephoned that he can’t live without me,” he gasped reaching for his hat. Mrs. Vestal gave a sigh of relief. Just a moment,” she said gently, “I think th^t call was for our daugh ter, dear.” Some of the Seniors are going to be great athletes. They are training themselves by digging hole in the back yard and carrying larger stones (Tomb-stones). Have you heard Sam Miller laugh? If you haven’t your education has been sadly neglected. Ask Wood about Mr. Estes’ apple brandy. Miss M. Zimmerman—“As we have a few minutes left I should like to have anyone ask a question, if so dis posed.” Cy—“"What time is it?” “Tack” said Mr. Estes, “is essential to good entertaining. I once dined at a house where the hostess had no tact. Opposite me sat a very modest quiet man. Suddely he turned as red as a lobster on hearing his hostess say to her husband. “How inattentive you are, Charlie! you must look after Mr. Brown better. He’s helping him self to everything.” It the Senior meeting, it was de termined by a unamimous vote that Seniors do not like “Hot Dogs.” People are always more appreciated after they are gone. Wait ’till ’26' and see if this holds true. Auburn—“Do you know Lincoln’s Gettysburg address?” “Nat”—“He lived at Washington, you bonehead.” Mr. Hunt said he was going to punish students talking in library by making them stop chewing chewing gum—great punishment! “Cornelia has such a soft liquid voice.” Yes, but it’s hard to stop the flow.” Carl Wilson says the only way he could get along with a wife is never to see her. Somie one remarked that the Sen iors were monoplizing the LEXHI- I^^P-—If they don’t, who will? Miss Martin—“Are you in favor of clubs for women?” Mrs. Estes—“I certainly am clubs, .sand-bags or any old weapon.” A certain boy we know thinks that a truck farm is a place where motor trucks are grown. Mr. Estes says change the poles in a needle—must be an awfully large needle. Stephanie and Helen were in a street car discussing their favorite operas, and as the conductor advanced to take their fares. Stephanie re marked. “I simply adore Carmen.” The blushing conductor replied, “Try the driver. Miss; He is a single man.” One teacher certainly thinks he’s something he’s always talking about holding up the sun, removing the moon and making the milky way. Things have come to a pretty point when the Science teacher can’t even spell dipper. (No good.) Mr. Hunt (reading)—“And leaves the world to darkness and to me.” Now, class that’s a very pretty pic ture. “Well, he came down with (lying colors, all right,” said Ham, of the painter who (ell off a scaffold with a pail of paint in each hand. It is reported that some of the Seniors were going to try for the Lincoln medal—all other classes step aside. Some of the Juniors will be ostrich- sized (astracized). Doctor—“Use a few drops of this eye-wash three times a day.” Dot—“Before or after meals, doc tor?” Cora Mae—>“Last night I dreamed I was a queen, so the first thing this morning i went to the denlst’s.” Mary Edna—“What for?” Cora Mae—“To get a crown.” The debating team (or this year is entirely composed of Seniors. All members of the other classes knew thay had slight chances in the prelim inaries. Some of the underclass men. however, with a little ability (if such a thing were possible) were too lazy to write their debates in time for the preliminaries. Some school spirit, eh! Class and Society Notes Nothing much has happened to the Sophmore class since the last writ ing in the Lexhipep. Plans for a party are floating around but so far nothing definitely has been decided. Debates are very common among us, and every teacher in High School has been debated upon, (privately) as well as most of the things which have happened in the United States of America in the last ten years. Just about everyone of us has had the “few” except the “jumping jack.” The Hi-Y Club held its regular meeting Thursday night at seven o clock. After the opening exercises an initiative service was held at which four new members were added to the club. It was also decided that a prize of one dollar would be given to the member who writes the best song and a prize of fifty cents for the one who writes the best yell.
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