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Page 8 THE LEXHIPEP February 28, 1947 A. Sapp’s Fibbles BY A. SAPJP Life guard with girl in his arms; Sir, I have just resuscitated youi daughter. Father: Then, by golly, you’ll mar ry her. Woodie: Mom, I just saved another dime. i ran all the way home from school behind the bus. Mom: Why, you little fool! Why didn’t you run behind a taxi? Wt could have saved 50 cents. Fond Recollection I rose and offered the lady my seat I could not let her stand; She reminded me of Teacher, With that strap held in her hand! Mother: If you marry him in haste you will repenat at leisure. Jitterbug Jane: Well, I can’t bear to think of another girl repenating at leisure with him. Sonny T.: Why does the traffic light always turn red just when we pull up to the crossing? Angus L.; Well, I don’t know about that, but I bet you’d turn red, too if you had to stop and go in the middle of the street! Raker; I propsed to my girl by mail. Benny: Did she accept? Raker; Yes, but she was so dumb she married the mailman. Simple Economics Many a man’s ambition is to marry a rich girl who is too proud to have her husband work. Compliments of NEW HOTEL LEXINGTON FHONE 12737 ^pH Sllj} lLM.op spisdn jnoiC ajy Get your wheels aligned at Hedrick & Briggs Garage East Center Street Phone 591 J. K. Hankins Store Incorporated Shoes Ready-To-Wear Notions North Main Street CITY DRUG CO. THE SERVICE STORE PHONE 2233 WE DELIVER E. B. & J. B. Craven Insurance and Loans PHONE 2235 GREEN PRINTING COMPANY Printing and Office Supplies Lexington, N. C. Phone 543 Compliments of PEOPLE’S DRUG STORE PHONE 2225 Certainly Not “Relax, Yeoman Schweiwskijowleso- vitchski; there’s no bullet flying around here with your name on It!” There was a young man of Ostend, Who vowed he’d hold out to the end. But when half way over Prom Calais to Dover He done what he didn’t intend. You kissed and told. But that’s all right; The one you told Called up last night. Lancaster: What does the bridt think when she walks into the church? | Gerry B.: Aisle, Altar, Hymn. Taylor: Are you troubled by im-| proper thoughts? Blaylock: Nah, I kinda enjoy them Charles P.: Thanks for the dance. Mary Nell: The pressme was all | mine. I never went to college, I never went to school. But when it comes to necking, I’m an educated fool. Cuddles Bailey; Why did you leave your girl’s house early? Jack G.: Because we were sitting on the sofa, and she turned out the light. | Guess I can take a hint! Plott: A woman’s most attractive | featme is her eyes. J. L.: Oh, no; it’s her hair! Dillon: What’s the use of sitting I around here and lying to each other? TRY McLELLAN’S FIRST ROYAL PURPLE CLEANERS “Quality With Serrlco” PHONE 491 Mr. and Mrs. John F. Raker Lexington Sewing Center Covering Buttons and Buck les; Making Belts PHONE 2238 Lexington Furniture Exchange “Your FHgldalre Dealer" COMPLETE HOME OUTFITTERS 13 N. Main St Phone 487 Grooves, Quality VhetM and Produce MARLEY & HILTON PHONE 477 Peoples Insurance and Finance Company, Inc. Mutual Insurance AUTO LOANS Court Square Phone 2749 CHARLES M. THOMPSON, Mgr, For Service, Body Repairing and Painting See Gordon Motor Co. “Your Friendly Ford Dealer” jol****-^*' Piedmont Furniture Company '‘You Furnish the Wife; We Furnish the Home” NORTH MAIN STREET LEXINGTON, N. C. Phone 2366 Quality Dairy Products SUNUGHT LAUNDRY Comer Fourth Street and Greensboro Road “Let Our Phone Line Be Your Clothes Line” GENUINE DRY CLEANING PHONE 428 it ff Call for Coble Quality Home Office Lexington, N. C. Phone 2383 Coble Dairy Products
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