m i Page 4 THE LEXHIPEP April 1. 1947 Club icity —Mary Sue Thomason Mack Tuttle Stars in Original Night Club Production On the stage of Lexington High School, February 12, Mack Tuttle pre sented an imitation of a Myrtle Beach night club. The action took place on the Ocean Forest Patio where Mack Tuttle and his orchestra were playing for a limited engagement. The scene inoluded the happy-go-lucky drunk, the typical night-club society, and the usual number of guest stars. Jack Swaim of Hollywood and Broad way was honored at the club and re turned the compliment by singing the hit song: “Bless You.’’ Other enter tainment was furnished by the or chestra with Mack Tuttle doing the honors on the vocals. The student body is looking forward to another visit to this Myrtle Beach Night Club. Ralph Garner, Famed Blind Accordionist, Visits L.H.S. Ralph Garner, famed blind accord ionist of Greensboro, N. C., visited tiexington High School on February 28. In recent years Ralph has per formed for Lexington High School audiences and has been highly praised. On this return performance he thrilled the students to the tunes of many current hits and a few old-timers: “To Each His Own,’’ “The Gypsy,” “Vinci, Vinci,” “Swanee River” (swing version), and “The Beer Barrel Polka.” To the strains of his theme song, “Anchors Aweigh,” he bade us good-bye until his next appearance with us. Being a former roommate of Mr. Pete Lea, Mr. Garner seemed almost one of the faculty. Mr. Garner has attended the state school for the blind at Raleigh and is also a graduate of FJon College. Miss Snyder Speaks to Tri-Hi-Y The Tri-Hi-Y met in the home of DeNeale Peeler on Tuesday night, February 18. After the roll was called and the minutes were read, the meet ing was turned over to Becky Smith, program chairman; she introduced to the club members Miss Mildred Sny der, who was guest speaker for the night. As religious director of the Meadow- view Presbyterian church. Miss Sny der delivered a very impressive and appropriate message. She used as her topic, “Are You Ashamed?” The business meeting followed and the president read several articles from the Hi-Ways concerning Tri- Hi-Y girls. Refreshments were then served by the hostess assisted by Becky Smith, co-hostess. . CALENDAR OF EVENTS April 1-^Senior Clgss Play April 3~Eoster Asembly April 4>7—Easter Holidoys April 11—Phy. Ed. Assembly April 18—Junior Assembly April 18—Stunt Night April 25—Honor Society Assembly April 25—Boseboll—Hones High—There April 29—Baseball—Groy High—There Complimcotfl of MYERS AUTO PARTS PHONE fiSSB —By “Guilty” I thought that if you were eighteen that they couldn’t draft you, but I have found out differently. It isn’t Uncle Sam this time, though; it’s Aunt Peggy, my advisor. It happens to be one of the styles of oiu: day and time that needs to be brought to the attention of us fellows, and I’m the guiltiest one of all, that has to bring this thing before your eyes. I’m sure, though, that we’ll all realize our mistake that we are making. A change every once in a while brings us before the eyes of every in telligent young lady, because of the numerous comments we receive. Of course a lot of it is sarcasm, because we fail to change more often. It doesn’t mat- tre about our ability to do this or that, but it does matter about our taste and appearance. We can make high grades, but can we make as high grade on our appearance as we can on that other subject? I don’t advise you to run down to P. and G. or some other place to buy the stores out, but the use of the clothes that we have. Be sure to put the right colors, plaids, and stripes together so as not to make the same old mistake. We have a change of fashions and styles. Just like the women folks, and we are entitled to just as much credit and praise. This spring we have our own styles and here are a few to get wise to: In suits . . . Plain colors, checks, bankers, stripes, low button placements, long lapels, square shoulders, straight line backs. In slacks . . . Flannels, gabardines, coverts, doeskins, glens, checks, blends, sharkskin. In jackets . . . Tweeds, shettards, gabs. In topcoats . . . Coverts, shettards, gabardines, camels’ hair, raglans, with full cut shoulders. In sweaters . . . Solid colors are solid. In shirts . . . Dressy-white and fancies with three pointed collar. White or fancy-broadcloth—button down—with wide spread collar—sport shirts— knits with short sleeves. Here’s the matter before your eyes, so make the best of it by using these hints listed above. Make your outfit just as if it were something special— which it is. You can have a minimmn of clothes, and they can go a long way just by a change or two. Consider what you want and need before you buy, because the one undecided usually winds up without anything. Here’s looking at you! Watch It! —Young Your shoe is imtied! Watch that hole! You’re sitting on a tack! You have grease on your trousers! Yes, these and many more comments are circulating today. For, it’s April Fool’s Day. True, the Lexhlpep, as your school paper, is usually accepted as documentary, but, if I were you, I wouldn’t believe it if it were an nounced that there would be no school this afternoon. No, slrree, I wouldn’t, but you might as well, because it is true. As true as “ye columnist” could possibly make it in his hopeless brain. On the night of March 31, 1947, a group of white clad persons with a fiery cross on each shoulder filed up to our esteemed principal’s home and loudly tapped on the door. His smiling countenance was abruptly thrust into the night, but when he saw what was there be unthrust it and called for help as though bloody murder were taking place—which it was. The white clad figures, who proved to have on hospital night shirts, presented a pe tition signed by every student of Lex ington Hi and half the students of T’vllle asking that we be given a half holiday on Teachers’ Day (All Fool’s Day to you). The petition was further signed in their own blood by all other members of the faculty and several unfortunate Spencer specta tors who took a poke at one of Liex- ington’s ball players and who are now minus various and sundry parts of their anatomy such as heads, teeth, fingers, legs, toes, feet, skin, tongues, noses, roses, poses and eyebrows, eye balls, baseballs, and. mainly basket balls. Mr. p. refused and was Imme diately ascended upon by the shout ing horde, who demanded blood. He pleaded; they took a step forward: he fell to his knees in supplication: they raised their scalping toives and abruptly walked away amid the thanks of Mrs. Payne and the quiet sobs of Little Abner and Pappy Yokum. It was all in fun, and, boy, was it funny! You should have seen him on his knees, his knees on the floor and the whole house shaking from a human earthquake, whose knees were on the floor, shaking like sixty. So, you see, that is why it is all a joke, about our getting a half-hoU- day, because it was to be published that we were to get a half-holiday today and the paper was already at press, and who, may I ask, can hold the presses with. “Pig” on the business end of it? Nacherly, since it didn’t happen until last night we couldn’t know of the failure of the petition, so consider this a formal announce ment of the fact that Lexington Hi’s students are free as a bird, in a gilded cage, this afternoon. So, have a good time! Don’t take any wooden nickels, wooden Indians, cord wood, cord, rope, twine, entwining, hugging, smooching —ye gods! What am I saying? Well, all wonderful, colossal, and stupen dous things must come to an end, so happy All Teacher’s Day to all of you and especially to the hlSECSt suck er of all—the all day sucker. Alumni News Most of the Alumni, when they grad uate, leave behind them their happy- go-lucky times that they had in high school. But this is not so in all cases, some of the Alumni still get a “kick out of’’ acting. “it is this way in the case of Lee Boy Wilson. \^en he was in high school (so Mrs. Hedrick says), he and Harold Hhroldson would give some "mighty” good skits for the stu dents of Lexington High. If any of you saw “Cornzapoppin,” you will re member Lee Roy in his superb per formance of Elmer. Best of luck, Lee Roy, in your future performances. Another talented young man who has received much acclaim is Ed Blaster. Ed is a senior at CaroUna and is majoring in Dramatics and Music . He had the lead in “Bartered Bride,” which was staged recently. He is going to give a concert the last of April and I am sure that there will be many who will be present to hear Ed sing. Lexington High is very proud of you and we wish you suc cess in everything that you attempt to do. Lexington High is very sad that T. I. Stroud was hurt in a wreck. T. I. was home on leave from the Army when the wreck occurred. We hope that you will soon be better, T. T. “Big Bill” Smith was the visitor of second period on March 18 and we were “mighty” glad to have you. Bill. The next time you’re home come to see us again. The colleges are having spring va cations, so why don’t some of you Alumni drop around to see us. COMPLIMENTS OF NELLE’S OompUmoats of WESTERN AUTO STORE Large Enough For Values MACKS’ 5c, 10c & 25c Store Small Enough To Feel An Interest In Every Customer South BCsfai Strset