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Page 8 THE LEXHIPEP April I 1947 A. Sapp’s Fibbles BY A. SAPP Did you hear about the little moron who held a basbeall mitt in front of his face, because he was trying to catch his breath? One cannibal asked another, "Who was that woman I saw you with?” The other cannibal replied, “That was no woman; that was my lunch!” Have you heard about the Kentucky cow who ate blue grass and mooed indigo? Have you heard about the little moron who went up in an airplane with a pick and shovel, because he heard Gene Autry sing "There’s a Gold Mine in the Sky”? Definitions A toupe: A convertible top. Quiz Master: Who wrote the best seller, "The Razor’s Edge”? Contestant (after considerable amount of thinking—excitingly): Gillette! Doctor: Nurse, how is the boy who swallowed the half dollar getting along? Nurse: No change yet, doctor! Doug G: What part of the car causes the most accidents? Bill H: The nut that holds the wheel. Bill C: Was that your best girl friend? Henry W: No, just necks best! Mr. Gilstrap: Darling, I’ve made up my mind to stay at home tonight. Wife: Too late. Hazel. I’ve made up my face to go out. Mrs. Wall: I had a talk with Betty Anne about the facts of life. You know she’s sixteen now. Judge Wall: Fine. Did you find out anything new? Compliments of PEOPLE’S DRUG STORE PHONE 2225 E. B. & J. B. Craven Insurance and Loans PHONE 2255 Eat At Piedmont Cafe Fresh Barbecue Daily Our Specialty KERNEY KOONTS, Manager ROYAL PURPLE CLEANERS “Quality With Servlcef’ PHONE 491 Mr. and Mrs. John F. BaJcer GREEN PRINTING COMPANY Printing and Office Supplies Lexington, N. O. Phone 643 You look natural in our pho tographs. Your personality is brought out in our work. H. LEE WATERS STUDIO Piedmont Furniture Company “You Furnish the Wife; We Furnish the Home” NORTH MAIN STREET LEXINGTON, N. C. Phone 2366 BOOKS • GREETING CARDS STATIONERY Lexington Book Store —,— > CITY DRUG CO. THE SERVICE STORE PHONE 2233 WE DELIVER SUNLIGHT LAUNDRY Comer Fourth Street and Greensboro Road ‘Let Our Phone Line Be Your Clothes Line” GENUINE DRY CLEANING PHONE 428 CITY BUS LINE HENRY KAPP, Owner FRED THOMPSON, Inc. Shoes, Clothing Gents’ Furnishings PHONE 2203 CompUments of NEW HOTEL LEXINGTON PHONE 2787 J. K. Hankins Store Incorporated Shoes Ready-To-Wear Notions North Main Street Lexington Perpetual Building & Loan Association PHONE 2321 JOHN A. McCRARY, Sec. Sc Treas. Compliments of ERLANGER MILLS Quality Dairy Products a Call for Coble Quality Home Office Lexington, N. C. Phone 2383 Coble Dairy Products
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