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THE LEXHIPEP
September 26, 1947
A. Sapp’s Fibbles
By A. SAPP
S FIBBLES, was first
started by Dewberry" Everhart, and is kept in
memory of him. He died in the service of his
country.
Limerick; There was a young woman named Height, whose sneed was
r the So!L^ nS.^' ^
-^“”6 Louder; she burst while drink-
^idlltz powder. Called from this world to her heavenly rest She
should have waited till It effervesced. neavemy resi. one
Baby Ear of Corn: “Mama, how did I get here?"
Mama Ear of Corn; “Why, the stalk brought you, dear."
Father: “Why did you buy a dachshund for the children?”
Mother: “So they could aU have something to pet.”
Willie Bee rushed up to Johnny Fly, and handed him a big fat cigar
Im so happy!” he exclaimed “I just got a bumble from heaven.”
frequilftirof her exp^erTe™ ""
Slogan of United States Armed Forces
ilute it. If It ■
RAYLASS
Shop where your dollar
buys most. Everything
to wear for the en
tire family at
lower cost
doesn’t move, pick it up. If you can’t pick
If it moves, sa
It up, paint it.
Heiroglyphics
The height of illegibility—a doctor’s prescription written with a nostofifice
pen in a rumble seat of a second hand car.
Deflfinishun; A sarong is a brightly colored potato sack—for tomatoes.
The modern girls dress to kill—cook about the same way.
Indian In the Wood Pile j
returned from Big Moose, her husband exclaimed “What
diseases that are known, there’s one that raises caln
You 11 And that lots of fellers have wild wimmen on the brain.
Amorous Pome
’Rniif'Trf ^ Kis me, honey? Scared to. Cold, honey?
Bout to freeze. Want my coat? No, just the sleeves. Full or empty? Fidl
please. Kiss me now? No, my dear. Why, my darling? Mother? here.^ ’
Common Man
Win^° ^hree of them; Tobacco, Women and
staff members. Tommy Young also ex
plained the Lexhlpep Drive. As usual
the annual subscription fee is 75c. A
free picture show was offered to any
home room that went 100% by the
publication of the first issue today. A
final report wUl be made in the next
issue.
The Lexhipep has been a main fea
ture of Lexington High School life for
the past 24 years; and its files con
tain a valuable history of the school.
Compliments
of
WESTERN AUTO
STORE
PICKETT & GREEN
“The Shop For Men"
LEXINGTON, N. C.
BOWERS-TAYLOR
HARDWARE
General Hardware and Sporting
Goods
Phone 2465
H. G. FRITTS
Fresh Meats and Groceries
West Second Street
PHONE 317
PIEDMONT
COMPANY
FURNITURE
‘You Furnish the Wife;
We Furnish the Home
NORTH MAIN STREET
LEXINGTON, N. C.
PHONE 2366
Lexington Furniture
Exchange
“Your Frigidaire DealeF’
COMPLETE HOME
OUTFITTERS
13 N. Main St. Phone 4S7
Lexington Sewing
Center
Covering Buttons and
Buckles; Making Belts
PHONE 2238
For Genuine Ford Parts,
Service, Body Repairing and
Painting
See
Gordon Motor Co.
“Your Friendly Ford Dealer"
Quality Dairy Products
U
99
Call For Coble Quality
HOME OFFICE
LEXINGTON, N. C.
PHONE 2383
COBLE DAIRY PRODUCTS
The Parade of Hits Cominig To
—the—
P//OA/£ 4S3 or S/2
Sept. 29-30
October 13-14
WILD HARVEST
PERILS OF
Alan l«add—Dorothy
PAULINE
Lamour
Betty Hutton—John Lund
October 6-7
October 20-21
MOTHER WORE
TIGHTS
DEAR RUTH
Betty Grable
Joan Caulifield
William Holden