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THE LEXHIPEP
October 24, 1947
A. Sapp’s Fibbles
By A. SAPP
Mathis: Frequent water drinking,” advised the specialist, “prevents you
from being stiff in the joints.” . , „ „
Jaybird: “Yes, but some of the joints dont serve water.
Taylor: “What is the most beautiful thing in the world?”
Blalock: “I say a beautiful woman is the most beautiful thmg in the
Taylor: “I claim that sleep is the most beautiful thing.”
Blalock: “Ah, next to a beautiful woman, sleep is.”
His point was six.
He rolled a seven.
He grabbed the pot.
He’s now in heaven.
Barbara R.: “Now, listen here, how long is this car going to keep stalling?”
Sonny: “Just as long as you do, honey.”
Mr. Gathings: “What is your idea of civilization?”
Charles P.: “It’s a good idea. Somebody ought to start it.”
Johnny R.: Well, good-night. Hope I haven’t kept you up too late.”
Mary A. H.: “Not at all. We would have been getting up soon, anyway. ’
J. L. says: A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.
“Do insects ever get into your corn, Parmer Chaplin?”
“Yep, but we just fish ’em out and drink it anyway.”
Dillon- “Something seems to be wrong with this engine; it—”
Mary Jane S.: “Don’t talk foolish; wait until we get off this main road.”
Teeny R.: “I'm telling you for the last time you can’t kiss me.”
Holmes: “Fine! I knew you would weaken sooner or later.”
Young sez: It s dangerous to milk a cow during a thunderstorm. She
may be struck by lightning and you’ll be left holding the bag.
Betsy S.: “What’s an optimist. Mom?”
Mrs. S.: “An optimist is a man who thinks his wife has quit smoking
cigarettes when he finds cigar butts around the house’.’ /'
Carter: “Di^ you ever take chloroform?”
Plott: “Naw; who teaches it?”
If you dislike these jokes; their dryness makes you moan.
Just send in, occasionally, some of your own.
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