October 22, 1948
THE LEXHIPEP
Page 9
A. Sapp’s Fibbles
By A. SAPP
Football weather—“The only season of the year when you can walk along
with a blanket under one arm and a girl on the other without anyone get
ting suspicious.”
Jim Dillon; “Should I marry a girl who can take a joke?”
Cooter: “That’s the only kind you’ll get.”
“You down there!” shouted Mr. Brown, from the head of the stairs. “It’s
two-thirty! Do you think you can stay all night?”
MacBride: “Er, thank you, sir; but I’ll have to phone home first.”
Bus Driver: “All right back there?”
Feminine Voice: “No; wait till I get my clothes on.”
Then the driver led the stampede to the rear and watched a girl get on
with a basket of laundry.
Did you hear about the fellow who stayed up all night trying to figure
out_ where the sun went when it went down. Finally, it dawned on him.
Judge: “Who was driving when you collided with that car?”
Drunk (triumphantly): “None of us; we were all in the back seat.”
door.
Rob Kepley: “So you’re a painter.”
Dobey: “Yep.”
Rob: Paint houses, I presume.
Dobey: Nope. Paint men and women.
Rob: Oh—I see, an artist.
Dobey: Nope, just paint Men over one door and Women over the other
Experience is what you have left when everything else is gone.
Peggy Costner: And what did he do when you told him you didn’t
want to see him anymore?
Jo Ann Blackwelder: He up and turned out the light.
The Scotch patient was fumbling in his pocket.
“You don’t need to pay me in advance,” said the dentist.
“I’m not going to,” was the reply. “I’m only counting my money before
you give me the gas.”
Barber shave
Man Sneeze
Man dead
Next please.
Ruth rode on my motorbike.
Directly back of me;
I hit a bump at sixty-five.
And rode on Ruthlessly.
Carroll L: What does a dog do that a man steps in?
Ang L: What?
Carroll: Pants.
A fiery-tempered Southern busines man wrote the following letter: Sir,
my stenographer, being a lady, cannot type what I think of you. I, being
a gentleman, cannot think of it. You, being neither, will understand what
I mean.
Little spots of powder.
Little dabs of paint.
Make a girl’s complexion
Darn well what it ain’t.
Puppy love is when a wolf starts hounding you to death.
Too many fiames can make a girl the toast of the town.
“This Is No Joke!”
WILSONS GROCERY
Winston Road — Free Delivery Service — Phone 2402
O. L. Evans Motor
Company
Used Cars
“We Can Fix Your Car Like New”
Beck’s Flower Shop
Mrs. Belvin Beck
“Flowers For All Occasions”
“We W^ire Flowers”
605 W’est Side Drive
Phone 2891
Industrial Bank
Of Lexington
Development Building
Loans Made to Both Men
and Women
MEMBER F.D.I.C.
Lanier Jewelry
“Your Friendly Jeweler”
Watches — Gifts
Diamonds
7 South Main Street
Opposite Courthouse
PHONE 2876
Costner’s Jewelers
“For the Gifts You’ll
Give With Pride”
PHONE 2201
Compliments of
W. G. PENRY CO.
- Students and Teachers
Always Welcome
PHONE 2241
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The Parade of Hits Cominig To
—the—
Mon.-Tues.
OCT. 25-26
“BEYOND GLORY”
Alan Ladd — Donna Reed
Mon.-Tues.
NOV. 1 & 2
Apartment for Peggy
in Technicolor
With Jeanne Craine
William Holden
Mon.-Tues.
NOV. 8 & 9
“Red River”
John Wayne
Montgomery Clift
Mon.-Tues.
NOV. 15 & 16
“Good Sam”
Gary Cooper
Ann Sheridan
COMING! UNCONQUERED