May 26, 1950
THE LEXHIPEP
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Now Moved to New Location
F. HARB, Service Manager
A SAPP’S
FIBBLES
By A SAPP
MOVIES ARE BETTER THAN EVER
Warnings to all seniors: No matter whether you are on the road or in
an argument—when you see red, stop!
In the footprints on the sands of time, some people leave only the marks
of a heel.
Mrs. Clinard: What’s the forty on your report card?
Bobby: I guess that must be the temperature of the room.
Harriet Leonard: Sometimes my father takes things apart to see why
they don’t go.
Bobby Lee Parr: So what?
Harriet: So you better go.
“Oh, boy!” cried the Russian inventor who had got hold of an American
mail order catalogue. “Look at all these wonderful new things to invent.”
’The rhumba is a dance where the front of you goes along nice and
smooth like a Cadillac, and the back of you makes like a jeep.
As the Eskimo said when he finished his story and got up off the cake
of ice, “My tale is told.”
Counsel to police witness: But if a man is in the middle of the road on
his hands and knees, that doesn’t necessarily prove that he is intoxicated.
Policeman: No, sir, it doesn’t; but this man was trying to roll up the
white stripe.
Home is where you can scratch any place that itches.
Sid Proctor: What color was her bathing suit?
Don Leonard: I don’t know. Her back was turned.
If a girl doesn’t watch her figure, the boys won’t.
Irate clerk: Hey, what’re you following me for? Didn’t you ever see
anyone like me before?
Harry Gore: Yeah, but I had to pay a quarter.
'There’s something feminine about a tree. It does a strip tease in the
fall, goes with bare limbs all winter, gets a new outfit every spring, and
lives off the saps all summer.
Some people are like blotters. ’They soak it all in, but get it all back
wards.
Fashion note: You can’t judge a woman’s character by her clothes.
Insufficient evidence.
A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.
Two little rabbits got lost in the woods and had a hare-raising experience.
Many a man made a monkey out of himself by reaching for the wrong
mind.
A bachelor is described as a fellow who has been fortunate in his love
affairs.
Bill Cox: You can’t afford to treat roe the way you do. You’re no
spring chicken, you know.
Lib Clodfelter: No, I’m a goose—for ever having gone out with you.
Arlene: I’m hungry.
Jimmy: O.K. Let’s find some place to eat. Take my arm.
Arlene: Say, what do you think I am, a cannibal?
Buddy Crowell: What’s the difference between a girl and a cow?
Harry Gore: I don’t know.
Buddy: Gads, I can just imagine the kind of girls you go out with.
Sonny Timberlake: My girl’s mad at me.
Ang Lindsay: Why?
Sonny: I was two hours late for our date and kept her waiting half
an hour.
Bobby Leonard: What do you know about woman?
Bobby Clinard: Only what I pick up.
Mr. Everhart: Young man, what excuse do you have for bringing my
daughter home at 3 a.m.?
Ross Ritchie: I have to be up at seven.
WILSON’S GROCERY
Winston Road Phone 2402
DELIVERY SERVICE