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Page 10 THE LEXHIPEP November 10, 1950 A SAPP’S FIBBLES By A SAPP xou can get the school gin couiplexion at any drug store, but you can’t get the giggle and the wiggle. Though often I stroll through the medow, The same thing will happen, I vow. ni scan the blue sky, when a lark sings above. And step where there’s been a cow! Mrs. Sink: Herbert, didn’t I hear the clock strike three when you came in? Herbert: You did. It started to chime eleven, but I stopped it to keep it from awakening you. Mr. Leonard’s definition of inflation: Inflation means that instead, of not having the money you haven’t got, you have twice as much, but it’s only worth a third of what you haven’t got. Work hard and save your money and when you are old you can have the things only young people can enjoy. ’The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think. Maybe women ain’t perfect, but they’re the best oppiosite sex we got. Mary Jane: “Certainly was a cute fellow you were out with. Where’d he hail from?’’ Amelia: “A 1950 convertible.’’ No woman is able to hold her own in the battle of tongues. High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. Miss Matthews: “What is the most outstanding contribution chemistry has made to the world?” Rufus: “Blondes.” Then there was the miser who kept calling his girl and asking her when she was free. Nookie: I only go out with girls who wear glasses. Freak: Why? Nookie: I breathe on them, and they can’t see what I’m doing. Tact: The ability to desclibe others as they see themselves. Her dress was like a barbed wire fence—enough to protect the property but not enough to spoil the view. The most efficient labor-saving device is still money. ’The difference between a man’s sweetheart and his wife is about seven dollars per meal. Willis: “Fifty per-cent of the women spend all their time trying to make a fool of some man.” Betty Carole: “Yeah, and the other 50 per-oent spend all their time trying to make a man out of some fool.” A woman is the one thing I am afraid of that I know wont hurt me. Compliments Lexington State Bank Member F.D.I.C. Compliments Model Cleaners South Main St. Phone 404 . Meet Me At the CAROLINA SODA SHOP Compliments of MASTER SERVICE STATION GULF SERVICE Comer Third Ave. and Main Phone 2671 Lexington, N. C. [W. G. PENRY CO. Students and Teachers Always Welcome PHONE 2241 Compliments of COSTNER’S JEWELERS SMITH & FRITTS Sport and Dress Wear Bostonian Shoes DICK’S DRY CLEANERS LEXINGTON’S BEST PHONE 444 37 East First Avenue Compliments of the ARMY AND NAVY SURPLUS STORE Woodruff Shoe Store Fine Shoes and Hosiery THE J. F. WARD CO. Merchandise of Quality PHONE 2344 LEXINGTON, N. C. Compliments of BECK’S BARBECUE COMPLIMENTS OF HILL TOP FLORIST M. D. & Ruth B. Woodlief “FLOWERS WIRED EVERYWHERE” Phone 2846 — 963 South Main St. Compliments of PEOPLE’S DRUG STORE PHONE 2225 . LEXINGTON DRUG COMPANY Lexington’s Prescription Drug Store for Over 52 Years Same Management Compliments of BELK - MARTIN SNACK SHOP TOASTED SANDWICHES Ice Cream and Frosty Malt FARMERS HARDWARE COMPANY Hardware, Paints, Sporting Goods PHONE 519 GORDON MOTOR COMPANY Incorporated “Your Friendly Ford Dealer” Gordon Tractor Co. “Gets More Done’” PHONE 463 or 2448 MACKES 5c, 10c & 25c STORE SAT., LATE SHOW, SUN., MON., NOVEMBER 11, 12, 13 “THE PETTY GIRL” JOAN CAULFIELD—ROBERT CUMMINGS THURSDAY AND FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 17 “THE FURIES” Barbara Stanwyck—Wendell Corey—Walter Huston SAT. LATE SHOW, SUN., MON., NOVEMBER 18, 19, 20 “MR. 880” Burt Lancaster—Dorothy McGuire—Edmund Gwenn THANKSGIVING ATTRACTION, NOVEMBER 23, 24 “WYOMING MAIL” In Technicolor ALEXIS SMITH—STEPHEN McNALLY
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