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Page 10 THE LEXHIPEP February 2, 1951 A SAPP’S FIBBLES By A SAPP THE SONG OF EXAMS Rufus: Maybe I’m Right, Maybe I’m Wrong Burke: Somehow, I Know At a Glance “Skin”: Nevertheless, I Must Confess Archie: ’The Terrible Chance I’m Taking Victor: I’ll Get By Don R.: It Isn’t Fair. Dunlop: “Barber, how long will I have to wait for a shave?” Barber (looking at him): “Oh, about two years.” Dillon (driving): “I’m going to kiss you when we reach lover’s lane.” Mary Jane: “Don’t you think that’s going a bit too far?” A man who died from too much iron in his blood had the following epi taph on his tombstone—May he rus't in peace! I Cannot find For love nor money A joke that is clean And also funny. SIGNED: A. SAPP Joe Bafford: What’s the matter with your hand? Webb Leonard: I went down to get some cigarettes and some fool stepped on it. Marie E.: What a wonderfully developed arm! Do you play baseball? Charles S.: Yes. Were you ever on the track team? No wonder the little duckling Wears on his face a frown. For he has just discovered his First pair of pants are down! Miss Manning: How high can you count? “Clum” Koonts, 1, 2, 3, 4. 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Jack, Queen, King, Ace. Webb Leonard: Why did you leave Sue’s house so early? Rufus D.: Because we were sitting on the Sofa and she turned out the lights. I guess I can take a hint. Mrs. Lewis: A nice girl shouldn’t hold a young man’s hand. Betty McGee: A nice girl has to. Janice J.; Is he a “Peeping Tom”? Athleen: No, he was just passing the door and noticed someone left the keyhole open. Did you hear that Herbert Sink went down to the blood bank to have his eyes drained? Flattery The art of pretending To a miss You like her more than You like her kiss. “Chaz” (to the waiter): Give me a steak and make it thick and rare. “Skin”: Give me a steak and make it thicker and rarer. “Big Wag”: Chase the darned bull through here and I’ll bite him on the run. UALITY FIRSTS Compliments of COSTNER’S JEWELERS DICK’S DRY CLEANERS LEXINGTON’S BEST PHONS 444 37 East First Avenue Woodruff Shoe Store Fine Shoes and Hosiery Compliments of BECK’S BARBECUE HILL TOP FLORIST M. D. & Ruth B. Woodlief “FLOWERS WIRED EVERYVraERE” Phone 2846 — 963 South Main St. SMITH & FRITTS Sport and Dress Wear Bostonian Shoes Compliments of the ARMY AND NAVY SURPLUS STORE THE J. F. WARD CO. Merchandise of Quality PHONE 2344 LEXINGTON, N. C. C03IPLIMENTS OF ’s LEXINGTON DRUG COMPANY Lexington’s Prescription Drug Store for Over 52 Years Same Management SNACK SHOP TOASTED SANDWICHES Ice Cream and Frosty Malt GOREKDN MOTOR COMPANY Incorporated “Your Friendly Ford Dealer” Gordon Tractor Co. “Gets More Done’” PHONE 463 or 2448 Compliments of PEOPLE’S DRUG STORE PHONE 2225 Compliments of BELK - MARTIN FARMERS HARDWARE COMPANY Hardware, Paints, Sporting Goods PHONE 519 MACK’S 5c, 10c & 25c STORE Sat. Late Show, Sun., Mon., February 4, 5 “FRENCHIE” JOEL McCREA—SHELLEY WINTERS Sat. Late Show., Sun., Mon., Tues., February 11, 12, 13 “OPERATION PACIFIC” JOHN WAYNE—PATRICIA NEAL Thursday and Friday, February 15, 16 “GROUNDS FOR MARRIAGE” VAN JOHNSON—KATHRYN GRAYSON Sat. Lat Show, Sun., Mon., February 25, 26 - “MR. MUSIC” . ./C. .'o.binG CROSBY—nancy OLSON
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