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I Page 8 THE LEXHIPEP March 1, 1963 PAUL'S PUNS —PAUL CANADY Did you hear what happened when they dropped the Mona Lisa? The pairt chipped and it was discovered that there were numbers under it. Fvprv man who can be a first-rate something—as every man canTe who L a man at all-^has no right to be a fifth-rate some thing; for a fifth-rate something is no better than a first-rate n thi Nolan called on Phyllis on date night, carrying a package under “What have you got there? said Phyllis. “Do you like candy?” said Nolan. “I love it,” said Phyllis. r >> “Well I brought a pan,” said Nolan, “Lets make md«e. They were strolling through a country lane when Tony got romantic “Ah, Connie, look at the cow and the calf rubbing noses in the pasture. That sight makes me want to do the same, he ^^^'^“Well?^ go ahead,” Connie answered, ‘‘it’s your cow.” See Us for Your Spring Wardrobe Daisy's THE GIFT SHOP UNUSUAL GIFTS Cathell Building Lexington, N. C. FRIENDLY MARKET Fairview Drive Lexington, N. C. Compliments of City Drug Co. Maxey: “Say, I hear that Clyde kissed you last night!” Karen; “He did not! And besides, he promised not to tell. There are three classes of women; the intellectual, the beau tiful, and the majority. A man spent six months pay curing halitosis, only to find out that he was unpopular anyway. “What a splendid fit,” said the tailor, as he carried the epileptic out of his shop. A fellow was having his first date with a new girl. Things were '^oing along pretty well, as they rode along in his car, when she turned to him^ and coyly asked; “Do you want to see where I was operated on?” ‘Whv—uh—yeah. Sure!” he gulped. “Well, all right,” said the girl. “We’re just two blocks from the hospital now.” Jack; “Betty doesn’t seem to be very intelligent. John; “No, she didn’t pay any attention to me, either. Young Man; “Mr. Jones, your daughter has promised to be ™^ Mn^Jones; “That’s your own fault—what else did you expect if ycu kept hanging around here every night?” “Wilt thou give me the pleasure of accompanying me in a eame of croquet?” spake Sir GaWain. “Nay, nay, I dast not,” quoth the shy Lady Elinor. Tis a wicket game.” Two eagles were lazily soaring over the_ desert when a jet- propelled plane sped by them, its exhaust spouting flame and smoke. As it went out of sight, one of the eagles remarked; “That bird was really in a hurry.” ^ “You’d be in a hurry too,” said the other, “if YOUR tail was on fire.” Sydney; (after a fight) “Leavethis house! I never want to see you again. Leave this instant! Joe: “I have one last request to make_ before I go. Sydney; (very sweetly) “Well, what is it?’’ Joe: “Before I leave forever, would you mind getting off my lap. “I guess I’ve lost another pupil,” said the professor as his glass eye roiled down the kitchen sink. Boastful college cousin: “I’m taking three courses in college: French, Spanish, and algebra.” . High School Cousin; “Okay—let me hear you say good evening in algebra.” Compliments of PEOPLES DRUG CO. 545 East Center St. Phone 246-2993 Typewriters rented by the week or by the month. The J. F. Ward Co. Merchandise of Quality Ph. CH 6-2344 Lexington, N.C. ARMY - NAVY Your Wilson Sporting Goods Dealer E. 1st Ave. PARKER-MILLER DIAMONDS Compliments Compliments of of LANIER HARDWARE INDUSTRIAL BANK Headquarters For Member of F.D.I.C. Sporting Goods LEXINGTON STATE BANK Lexington & Welcome Member of F.D.I.C. FRED O. SINK PRINTING HOUSE Policeman: “Arcadia? Where’s that?” Compliments of Wennonah Cotton Mills Lexington, N. C. Compliments of DIXIE FURNITURE COMPANY, Inc. Lexington, North Carolina
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